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companion-showdown · 1 year
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Who is your Favourite Companion to a Companion?
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TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST
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kurokmask · 1 year
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*aqua voice* TERRAHHH
there is no greater pain that being unable to draw ur fav. terra for whatever reason has just been SOOO hard for me to draw. n i finally after over a yr have made something i think i actually like YAY
terra baby i love you so much
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quicksilverdaisyday · 6 months
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i think they could be friends if danse stopped frothing at the mouth whenever somebody mentions synths
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vault-heck · 1 year
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This felt like literal psychoanalysis. I'm not qualified
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thewildbelladonna · 1 year
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Highway Companion Tour, Madison Square Garden, New York City, June 20th, 2006.
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gamingdotcom · 6 months
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hold the fucking phone wyll. you're going to stand there and tell me you dont understand why this man is willing to sacrifice himself for someone else. YOU are saying this. man who... well. i have some questions. im going to have to sit and chew on this, sincerely... i dont know what to make of that
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strawberrybabydog · 2 years
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think i am gonna name my dragons kismet. bailey suggested it right away but i was like "eh." usually if i have to name my companions i wait for a name to jump out at me, but kismet is sort of growing on me
bit of a shame i cant really use "star" with it. starkismet and kismetstar dont sound super great but maybe i'll change it at some point
i do still like xīngzhăo but i think kismet fits better & with "kismet" there isnt really a weird grey area of "is this Fine?"
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autistic-shaiapouf · 1 year
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Anyways. now that my fury is subsiding I think I will work on that draft sketch of meruem
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Theory: Gulltoppr’s feet were burned by Heimdall and Odin as a torture tactic to make him submit to being Heimdall’s steed.
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Questions, Questions
For Doctor Who Appreciation Week!
Day 2: Favorite Companion
Similar to choosing a favorite Doctor, this was a hard call. So many to choose from, so many I love for very different reasons! But in the end I had to go with my gut. Basically all the RTD companions have honorable mentions, along with Jamie for being the cutiest.
[ FYI for anyone finding me through this event: This features my OC companion who is a borrower, an inches-tall humanoid person who scavenges supplies from humans if you aren't familiar. ]
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"How have you got no sleeves?"
Of all the questions Zepheera had been asked by the various humanoids who had seen and/or caught her, this was definitely a new opener.
It had been a long time since the last one, mind. Being under five inches tall gave Zepheera an advantage if she chose to remain unseen. Even so, she was far from the average borrower. Something had happened, years and years ago now, that unlocked a wanderlust within her. She couldn't keep still anymore. Not even her beloved London town could satisfy. While it was the place in which she spent the most time, she took every opportunity to travel all across Great Britain. On the off chance...
That same wanderlust brought her to Bristol recently, and a few stray pamphlets about a wildcard lecturer brought her to St. Luke's University.
And a pang in her stomach led to a foolish move that got her caught by the chips server girl just as the canteen had begun to empty.
The young woman, having found a private corner to stare in awe at the absolutely tiny person in her gloved hand, struck Zepheera dumb with her question. She waited expectantly for an answer, but all Zepheera could muster was, "Pardon?"
Large brown eyes sparkled in fascination. "It's like, square cube law, innit? You're probably not small enough to freeze to death, but you've still gotta be really chilly or something. How're you sittin' there in a t-shirt?"
Zepheera blinked. It was certainly a departure from the blunt and straightforward "How are you so tiny?" questions, even if it was basically the same thing. "I dunno, it's toasty in here?"
This only made her curious smile even wider. "Okay, but it's not just that part of it. Like, are your cells all normal size, or are they tiny? Cos, I dunno, you look pretty human but just in miniature, and if that's right then you shouldn't even be able to breathe properly, let alone--"
"Sorry, erm..." Overwhelmed, Zepheera held up a hand to halt the line of questioning. "how did square cube come into this?"
Now it was the woman's turn to blink. "Oh. Well, I'm not an expert or anythin'. There was just this lecture about it recently, that's why it's so fresh. And actually, after the guy explained it all for like three hours he basically said it was all rubbish anyway. Guess he was right!"
Zepheera couldn't explain why, but her heartbeat quickened with each passing word. It felt like a hunch, one that hadn't cropped up in ages. Although she tried not to get her hopes up too high, as she had nothing to go on other than that feeling, she asked her own question. "Which lecturer?"
"Why? You gonna sit in the next one?"
"Which. Lecturer?" Zepheera's piercing violet gaze tore through the lighthearted quip and actually made the woman's smile falter a bit.
"I dunno," she replied, "haven't really gotten a proper answer out of anyone. People just call him 'The Doctor'."
She kept speaking, but Zepheera could hardly hear her over the blood pounding in her ears. Here. All this time and he was here.
"...and I dunno why, but he's asked me to come and see him in his office," the woman was saying when Zepheera could understand her again.
"When?"
"This afternoon, actually." She quirked an eyebrow at Zepheera. "Why are you so interested?"
"Can I come with you?" Zepheera blurted.
"What, like, sneak you in?"
"Yes. Please."
After looking Zepheera up and down her very few inches for a moment, the woman's smile began to return. "Yeah, okay. Why not." She lifted her free hand, removed her clear, crinkly glove with her teeth, and offered Zepheera the tip of her first finger.
"Bill Potts," she introduced once she'd spit the glove aside. "What's the plan, little mate?"
"Zepheera." Adrenaline caused her hand to shake as she gave Bill's fingertip a pat in acknowledgement of their new arrangement. "And, er, that is an excellent question."
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companion-showdown · 1 year
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Who is your Favourite Companion to a Companion?
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TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST
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fittoniapearcei · 1 year
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omfg i want a dog so bad 😓
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thebigbiwolf · 7 months
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Spittle - Part 1/2
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Summary: The chocolate seems innocent enough - if you look past the Infernal writing on the wrapper, and with so few pleasures in the wilderness, you all but jump at the chance to sneak yourself a small treat.
Unbeknownst to you, the bar is infused with succubus spittle. Just one square is rumored to contain enough potency to send a mortal into the throes of ecstasy.
This is what happens when you eat half the bar.
Fic Tags: Sex Pollen (kinda), aphrodisiacs, succubus magic, a bit of dom!Astarion, unprotected piv, overstimulation, he talks you through it (iykyk), more tags will be added later.
Fic Warnings: Explicit Smut (18+ MDNI), Dubcon (if you squint), Language, No use of Y/N, magical influence
Read on AO3: Here
A/N: Remember the dead spider? I remember the dead spider. Anyways, the reception I've been getting on Starvin', Darlin' has me wanting to thank everyone with a one-shot. This got away from me so I went ahead and split it into two parts.
I've never written anything like this and it was significantly more difficult than a multi-chapter fic. I hope everything comes across the way its supposed to! And a huge thank you to my beta @imaginarydromedary for...you know... encouraging me to post this, despite everything.
From what you could tell, there wasn’t much to the apothecary. 
As you push open the dilapidated doors, your first thought is to search for supplies - anything that could help if things went south on your way to the goblin camp. 
Dried herbs hang from the rafters beneath a thin veil of cobwebs, filling your lungs with a pungent clash of scents. Empty bottles lined the shelves along the wall, caked in several months worth of dust. Large chunks of the building were missing where stone met splintered wood, some areas almost entirely overtaken by greenery.
You step over broken shards of pottery, scanning over the floor and countertops for something - anything that may be of use, but to your disappointment, it seems like the shop was entirely ransacked long before your arrival.
You sigh deeply, knowing you’ll likely never hear the end of this from your companions. It was your idea to search the village. You were the one who suggested taking out the goblin scouts, exerting everyones’ energy, and now you’re afraid you’ll have very little to show for it.
You catch a glint of gold, an object reflecting the sun's rays beneath a pile of rubble. You kneel down to brush away the surrounding debris, thankful for even the smallest promise of coin before your hands catch on… some sort of serrated edge?
You pull at it, and it easily comes loose. It's a thin, rectangular block, just barely larger than the length of your hand. You wipe away some of the dirt with your sleeve, revealing an intricately designed foil wrapping underneath.
As you speculate what this might be, you hear footsteps approaching from behind, light and familiar. You turn to face the elf with a smirk.
“You’re supposed to be the stealthy one.” You chide at him, playfully, “Or has my blood put a little skip in your step?”
Astarion scoffs. “I’ve been here the entire time, watching you fumble around in the dirt.” 
Crimson eyes study you, then the object you’re holding. He places his hands on his hips, head cocked to the side with a raised brow. “Is that what you’ve dragged us all the way here for?”
“First of all,” you waggle a finger at him, “You’re especially grumpy when you’re tired. I’ll have to make a note to prioritize your beauty rest. Second, I haven’t finished looking around, but check this out.”
You hand the bar to him as you stand. The cool skin of his fingers brush against your own, and you’re irritated with the way your heart skips at the brief contact. Why did the one man you found attractive in your camp have to be such a primadonna? And such a huge pain in the ass? 
Astarion’s eyes scan over the textured paper with suspicion, angling it towards the light to get a better look. The golden wrapping is stamped with an image of red lips On the back, letters twist and curve in a language you don't recognize, following a single circular pattern where they meet in the center. You’ve never seen anything like this, neither in your travels, nor within the city walls of Baldur’s Gate.
“Where did you find this?” 
You shrug, then point to the pile next to you. “It was buried right there.” 
He silently stares at the foil, mouth pursed, until your patience begins to wear thin.
“Well, can you read it or not?”
His nose scrunches. “Of course I can’t read it. It’s written in Infernal.”
That’s… odd. Why would an ordinary apothecary sell goods made by devils? Or, worse, for devils. Unless, of course, it was some sort of marketing trick, perhaps a play on the phrase ‘sinfully sweet’, or some other cringeworthy branding.
You take it back, turning it over in your hands before tearing at the corner of the wrapping. It's sectioned into dark, rich squares, and smells indisputably like chocolate.
“It looks like candy.”
“An excellent observation.” he says, voice dripping with sarcasm. “Now, can we go? We’ve spent more than enough time here already.”
You roll your eyes and stuff it into your bag, setting off for camp, vampire in tow.
During dinner, you decide not to tell the others about what you found, knowing Astarion’s likely already forgotten the event. You set down your empty plate, thanking Gale for tonight’s meal. He smiles at you and bids you goodnight as you excuse yourself to your tent. 
You pick up your rucksack, thinking fondly of the dessert that awaits you inside. Having lived at the beck and call of your companions for weeks on end, you can’t help but smile at the idea of selfishly indulging in a small treat like this.
You tear open the rest of the wrapping and snap off one of the squares, immediately popping one into your mouth. It melts - buttery in texture, with a smokey, slightly bitter flavor. You can’t remember the last time you’ve eaten something so rich. Maybe weeks of the same rations have made you easier to impress, but this felt especially notable.
As you break off a second piece, a strange tingling sensation begins to spread across your lips - a pleasant buzzing that starts at your neck and spreads down through your chest. 
Strange, but not entirely unwelcome. You’ve heard of such inebriating chocolates, ones laced with alcohol or species of flowers that numb one’s senses for a short while. All harmless, of course, and you don’t have watch tonight. You may as well enjoy yourself. If worst comes to worst, Shadowheart is just outside with an assortment of spells and potions. Always better to ask for forgiveness.
It only takes you minutes to finish half the bar. You set the rest next to your bedroll for later and turn to blow out your candles, enjoying the lingering physical effects of the chocolate. Your skin feels flushed and delightfully warm as you settle down for the night.
When sleep finally takes you, it's dreamless, at first. Your consciousness sways, floating in an empty abyss, until colors begin to bleed onto the blank canvas of your mind.
A trickle of red morphs into the shape of familiar eyes, piercing you with their intensity..
Droplets of white spatter over a dark background, diffusing, blending into whisps. They curl and twist before settling into soft, coiffed fibers. 
Hair , you recognize immediately, his hair . His eyes.
Astarion. 
His image fully takes form, as if it had been waiting for you to make the connection before entirely revealing itself. 
He reaches out and seizes you, grabbing painfully at your hips as you crash into his body, hands exploring you - tight, possessive, squeezing at every inch of exposed skin before settling on the curve of your ass. He digs into your flesh with the blunt edge of his nails.
His lips press hot, wet kisses to your throat, mouthing just below the ear, before dragging his tongue along your nape and sucking, hard . You whine at the pressure, eliciting a grin from the elf, so characteristically pleased with the pathetic little noise he’s managed to pull from you.
“You thought sleeping would allow you to escape this - to escape me , unscathed?” He growls against your skin, his voice almost unrecognizable - as if it’s layered beneath a lighter, somehow more arrogant, feminine one.
“No, no, no. Wake up, darling. You’re in for a very long night.”
You startle awake, gasping - loud, labored breaths struggling to make use of the unbearably thin air. The edges of your tent bleed in and out of focus, spinning at a nauseating pace as you attempt to recollect yourself.
You wipe at the sweat collecting on your brow, the muscles of your arm heavy and aching, and find that your skin is absolutely drenched. 
Hot. Why is everything so hot? 
It's as if you're being cooked alive beneath your blankets, strangled beneath the furs. You throw them off; normally soft to the touch, the fibers now only worsen the prickling beneath your skin.
Could this be some sort of illness? A fever? 
No, this doesn’t make sense. Everything feels off. 
Fleeting thoughts of Astarion cross your mind - quick flashes of a sinful smile that was not his own.
It didn’t quite match the one you’d silently come to admire, and now that you think of it, the hunger in his gaze was much too intense for the reserved elf. 
His hands, his mouth, the way he touched you -
Your abdomen cramps, bringing your thoughts to a screeching halt.
A stabbing, visceral pain; a knife plunging into your organs. It overwhelms you, forces your body to curl into itself. You hold your pelvis, grunting, and grasp at your sheets. Tears sting the corner of your eyes.
This is - well, you have no idea what this is. 
You can’t think past the pounding in your head, the throbbing in your midsection. You're compulsively twisting, writhing, begging the gods for some sort of reprieve, but it's then when you make the most mortifying discovery of the night.
You’re soaked .
N ot just your smallclothes, which may have been understandable given your strange dreams, but through your damned pants. Not even the sheets were spared. 
“What  in the hells…?” 
You run your fingers over yourself, only intending to confirm the horrifying reality of your situation - that this is not, in fact, some sick, perverted nightmare, but the lightest touch sets off every nerve. 
You wail at the sensation: one massive wave of bliss giving way to several small jolts of pain. 
Pleasure to the point of agony.
The shock of the sudden orgasm courses from your sex through every limb, clenching and releasing pitiful, warm slick. It leaks freely out of you into your already thoroughly ruined underwear. 
Your heart pounds. You stay like that for what feels like a lifetime, toes curled, limbs twitching, waiting for your body to settle. 
After a minute or so, your breathing evens, and the thick haze surrounding your thoughts begins to lift just slightly, along with the suffocating heat. 
But something within you knows this isn’t the end - knows this isn’t enough . A desperation lurks beneath the surface that you can’t quite name. It screams at you. You need more.
‘Aw…’ A familiar, feminine voice prods at your mind. You quickly recognize her, the woman from your dreams who wore Astarion’s image.  
‘All alone, are we? Empty and needing to be filled? Doesn’t that hurt?’
It does. It aches unlike anything you’ve ever known. The lingering buzz of your orgasm just barely quells the worsening cramps, and they’re beginning to rear their ugly head again not minutes later.
You choke out a sob. “Wh- why are you doing this? What do you want?”
Sharp, wicked laughter fills your head, echoing off the walls of your skull. ‘I’m not doing anything, dear. Just enjoying the show.’ She hisses, ‘I told you, it’s going to be a very long night.’
You must be hallucinating. This fever - whatever this is, is simply cauterizing your senses, or possibly interacting with the tadpole? But the tadpole doesn’t speak, not like this. Never so clearly. Not with words.
Think, please. There has to be a reason this -
“Is everything alright?” Shadowheart raps on the canvas of your tent. “I heard a yelp. Are you hurt?”
Shit.
‘Ooh, this one might do!’  You feel an unwelcome… eagerness flood you.
No. No. Absolutely not.
You try not to panic. 
Under no circumstances should she or anyone else come in here.
The best strategy may be to ignore her - pretend you’re still sleeping. It seems like a good plan, but before you have a chance to follow through with it, another sharp contraction hits. This one is somehow even worse than the ones before. 
You pull your sheets up to your mouth to stifle your whine, but the half elf’s ears are sharper than most. “I’m coming in.”
She opens the flap to your tent and gasps when she sees you there - skin flushed pink, doubled over and covered in sweat. 
“Gods, what’s wrong? What’s happened?” Her hand reaches out towards you. 
Without thinking, you swat it away with your own. Your skin tingles at the contact, and the essence of a smile crosses over the threshold into your mind. The intruder giggles with satisfaction.
“Don’t,” you plead, “Don’t touch me.”
She scans over you, taking in your humiliating state. Her face twists with concern. “I need to know if you’re feverish. Please. You look awful.” 
‘Well, I think you look delectable.’
You groan.
At this point, you know it’s no use fighting this thing on your own. You go back and forth on whether you want to tell her the whole truth, about the voice in your head and its influence on your body, but the idea mortifies you into silence. 
Regardless, a cleric is likely your best chance of fixing this literal mess, so you nod, close your eyes, and brace yourself.
Shadowheart’s palm meets your forehead. It’s somehow worse than you anticipated. Even the simple, chaste touch sends you reeling, as if her soft hands are caressing your entire body. Flashes of heat wash over you, burning your skin, threatening to pull you back under another wave of ecstasy. 
It’s too much. You try your hardest to suppress a moan, but the muffled sound manages to escape from between your tightened lips, pitiful and broken.
The disembodied voice squeals with delight.
She quickly retracts her hand, clearing her throat. “Apologies. I can confirm your temperature is… elevated, but the rest…” She shakes her head. “I’ve never seen anything like this.”
You want to scream, cry - anything to release your frustration, but you keep your mouth shut, not wanting to risk making any more unsavory noises.
“I believe I can give you some relief by treating the fever, but I’ll have to consult the others on the rest. This doesn’t look like any ordinary sickness.”
Consult the others? No. Gods, no. Nobody can know about this. Is she mad?
You intend to protest, beg her not to share this with anyone, tell her whatever death awaits you on the other side of this would be preferable, but she’s speaking an incantation before you have the chance.
A bright, green aura envelopes you, cooling your skin and ever so slightly easing the cramps. With the pain dulled, it's as though you can finally think again. 
You want to laugh. This situation is so utterly ridiculous that you’d find it hilarious, were it anyone else, but with the modicum of relief comes exhaustion - eyelids heavy, vision blurring with weariness.
“Get some rest. We’ll figure this out.” 
Her reassuring words are the last thing you hear before you’re overcome by darkness.
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thewildbelladonna · 1 year
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Highway Companion tour, Madison Square Garden, New York City, June 20th, 2006.
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furyborne · 2 years
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Our family rat has a favourite spot in his quarantine cage, and that is wedged between the side and the wheel (the wheel is only because he is a baby, and we have it in the quarantine cage for him to jump up on). But, yeah, he’ll just sit up there, cleaning himself, sniffing around, even napping.
He is precious and I love him, and will be sad when he goes to live with my spawn...
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notsosaucystuff · 1 month
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Some important phannie vocabulary and phrases (in alphabetical order):
Words:
Babuse
Bub/Bubby
Capital£ester
Crafties
Craft/Crafting
Dad
Danosaur
Delia Smith
Doot
Emo
Fetus
Glabella
Gloryhole
Glue
Gnu
Hiatus
Lad/Lads
Ladydoor
Lexicon
Lion
Literally
Llama
Maltesers
Melapples
Microwave
Onomatopoeia
Phan
Phandom
Phass
Phivorce
Phol
Phouse
Placenta
Protip
Ribena
Sim/Sims
Slit
Soulmates
Susan
Twink
Twunk
Uma Thurman
Whisk
Whiskers
Yap/Yapping
Yee
2009
2012
2019
2023
Phrases:
All or nothing
Art is important
Breaking the sound barrier
Companions through life
Dip and Pip
Don't cry, craft
Do you know what a genre is?
Editing tips
"Embrace the void and have the courage to exist"
Forever home/Phorever home
Girl in Prague
Heart eyes Howell
Hello, my name is {Dan}
Help me Dad
Hey buddy
Hobbit hair
It hits different
Love eyes Lester
Lying makes you go to hell
Passenger Princess
Phil trash #1
Reasons why Dan's a fail (yay)
Right in the Florida
Soft and neat
Something something night changes
Square hair
The builders
"This guy"
"This is the most fun I've ever had"
Try new things
Twink Death
Twunk Birth
We're here, we're queer, and we're filled with existential fear
"What can I say?"
You in London?
Inserts:
Get the *insert noun* out for the lads
"Here's the thing about *insert noun*"
I'm at the cluuuuub, I need *insert noun*, but in a sexy way
Ph-*insert almost anything*
The *insert noun* fic
*Insert literally anything*-ussy*
You will get through this *insert noun*
Please leave additional words and/or phrases in the tags and I will have them to the list! <3
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