#coldfucker

[snzcold]

Someone with a cold so bad that each time they have a sneezing fit, they always end it with a groan. Bonus if they are being taken care of someone, they keep complaining about how they feel so awful and wished the sneezing would stop.

"Hh-Ik'shiew! Hah- HECHOO! Ugh.. Sdfft. Dabbit, I caddot breah- H'IKSHEW! Hdn, Ugh Please.. Bage it stob" Their partner could only look at their poor companion's state and help them wipe the mess on their partner's nose witha tissue. "You sound congested. You should blow" The partner suggested.

"Ugghd, Id's do use. Id would juh- Hahh-H'EKSHOO! Ih-ITCHHEW! Sdffrk, bage by dose idtchier. Ugh" They groaned as they savour what was last of the tissue they kept sneezing on. The day went by with them sneezing and complaining all day with their partner just listening and taking care of them.

#snz #snzblr #sneeze #snz prompt #snz kink #snzfucker #snz fet #mess #coldfucker #snzfic #sneezeblr #sneeze kink #sneeze blog #sneezefucker #cold

[sakana-coldsnz]

*…ᴍᴇʀʀʏ ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs…*🦌•┈ ✨ ┈ 🌟┈🎄┈🌟┈✨┈•🦌

A reindeer with a red nose because he caught a cold🦌🦌🦌

Fragments of a Christmas Story (sick scenes only)🥹

#cold sneezes #coldfucker #cold art #snz art #sick sneeze #sneeze kink #snz kink

[undercover-horn-blog]

Something so soft about being the friend that is always low-key about illness. At least when it's mild.

The friend who will come to the meet-up, who doesn't cancel. But is just sort of... there. Rosey-cheeked, a bit spacey... Sniffling quietly. The coughs are small and polite. Nose-blows are rare and super gentle. She always turns away to do it.

She doesn't deny that she's ill but she doesn't complain at all. She's just a bit more vulnerable than usually. Not as chatty. Prefers to listen. Kind of wants a cuddle but keeps her distance to keep everyone else healthy.

Blows gently onto the hot tea in her mug so the steam can loosen her congestion. Sleeves pulled down over her hands because she's chilly. Gives a tired, affectionate smile when one of her friends asks how she's holding up and says "I'm fine, don't worry."

#soooo cute in others #and makes me so happy when i get to be that cute person #snz #whump #mild whump #sickfic #sicknarios #sicknario #fever kink #illness kink #coldfucker

[snifflesandchills]

I knowwww how mia I’ve been but hear me out. A really pretty boy with “a little cold”

his low, soft scratchy voice speaking quietly into your ear, just congested enough to hear the warmth of his n’s and m’s

the tip of his nose feels damp against your neck as he stifles a quick sneeze into it

he’s not sick enough to be clingy, but he’s sleepy enough to not be able to sleep without you

soft sniffles and coughs muffled into the shoulder of his worn crew neck, which is paired with a soft pair of plaid pajama pants

his bed scattered with hardly-used tissues

enduring childhood comfort shows with him under a heavy, fluffy blanket

his quiet, hoarse chuckles as the corny scenes come on

the sounds of the gentle breaths escaping past his lips as he falls asleep, and the sight of his chapped, red nose and sleep-tousled hair poking out above the covers

#snz #snz kink #coldfucker #sick kink #snzfucker #snzblr #coldfuckery #sneeze kink #snz prompt #sickness

[hetchiew]

My fever finally broke last night!!🎉

So I obviously took a shower (I was all sweaty), and the steam cut through my congestion, making me sneeze a ton...

Contains: running water/shower sounds in background, gasping sneezes, plus a stuck sneeze & some sniffs at the end of fit #2

#my wavs #cold & flu chronicles #sneezefucker #sneeze kink #snzblr #sneeze wav #sneezeaudio #coldfucker

[brandnewcouch]

characters that are sick but aren’t the cuddly one. their partner is the one curled up in their lap despite being healthy while the sick character strokes their hair and sniffles

#good shit #snzfucker #sneezeblr #coldfucker #snz thoughts #snz prompt

[sneezysickboys]

Something I love is when people who naturally sneeze in singles get really sick and there’s the odd once or twice where they sneeze in doubles and it catches them so off-guard — one of my favourite things bc you can tell that their poor nose is begging for relief 😮‍💨

#snz #snz kink #coldfucker #snzblr #snzfucker #illness whump #snz fet

[leafshakes]

Thinking about becoming accustomed to the symptoms of one's cold, like it's some familiar friend you learn the ins and outs of.

Imagine, if you will, A and B. B's been dealing with a cold over the past few days, and, while excitedly rambling off some story to A, pauses. Their breath snags, and they pitch into their forearm with a singular sneeze. This is all well and normal; B is generally a 'one-and-done' sort of sneezer.

A, knowing this, smiles at them, amused and slightly sympathetic. "Oh, bles-" They don't get far before B holds up a finger, cutting them off.

"Not yet," they say. They haven't lowered their arm fully from their face yet; it just hovers in the air, anticipating. "There's always more with this cold."

So A and B both sit in suspense for a while longer. A watches B intently, waiting on the edge of their seat for this alleged additional sneeze, but B's nose doesn't so much as twitch. Their breath stays perfectly even, their face completely neutral. A can only wait so long. "B, I don't think your second sneeze is coming," they say finally, biting back a chuckle.

B looks…almost disappointed. "But- no- I promise, there's always been another one-"

"Well, I guess your cold isn't so reliable after all. Now, you were in the middle of a story?"

B shakes their head, apparently still bitter about their missing sneeze. "Right. Where was ihh…hh-!" Their breath catches, and they hitch a few quick times before it happens: they sneeze harshly, desperately into the sleeve of their jacket. They stay in that position for a moment, sniffling dripply and blinking tears from bleary eyes. But when they finally come up, there's a shit-eating grin on their face. "I told you. Always more with this cold," they say, the smugness in their voice dampened by congestion.

#found this hiding among my wips and figured i may as well softlaunch my writing here #besides...i've been cooking up something a little longer these past few days... #(don't get excited it's for a dead fandom) #snz #snzblr #snz kink #snzfucker #sneeze kink #snz fet #snzfic #sneezefic #coldfucker #leafshakeswrites

[aller-geez]

Not even sure if this will post, but I got a little too self indulgent on main……

@thekinkyleopard owns Levi as always 🩶🩶

Here, lemme set the scene for you……

I imagine the boys got into a friendly debate about something, and decided to bet on it, with the loser having to agree to a punishment of the winners choosing. Maybe Remi was a dick about something and Levi knew, if he was right and won the bet, he had to make Remi’s punishment something that would actually suck for him, and when he does win the bet, he tells Remi that his punishment is no sex for 2 weeks.

Geezus, did that punishment hurt Remi. But what Levi didn’t account for was his own needs……….

Then 3 days before the 2 week bet was over, Levi is feeling absolutely DEPRAVED…… but by this time, of course, Remi is sick like usual………

So when Levi comes home at 7 am from a boys night with Drae to let off steam that turned into an all night booze cruise and he’s still drunk as all fuck, he’s more than surprised to find Remi awake when he gets there………

Needless to say, Remi didn’t make it the whole 2 weeks without getting some… (;

#geezieart #snz ocs #remington connors #levi anderson #remixlevi #snzblr #snzfucker #snezblr #snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #snz things #snz fet #snez #sneeze art #snzkink #sneezeblr #snz art #snzario #snezario #love me a good cold sharing among pals #cold sneezes #coldfucker #contagion #illness whump #sneezing #sneezefucker #sneezing fit #sneeze scenario #snez kink

[wetsnifflesneeze]

someone sneezing a big messy sneeze uncovered everywhere and politely saying excuse me innocently as though they had covered it

#snz #imagining it as a cold sneeze #messfucker #snzfucker #coldfucker #cold sneezes #snzblr #messy sneeze

[sakana-coldsnz]

cold symptoms doodles…🫠

#cold sneezes #coldfucker #cold art #snz art #sick sneeze

[absolute-snzaster]

a cold so heavy they don't even have a tickle in their nose; the cold just makes them sneeze, over and over, on nothing but pure reflex

#snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzfucker #coldfucker #coldfuckery #my stuff

[kushami-hime]

CW: Explosion sounds, listener has a dickhead friend, walking on ice, ice cracking, water sounds, B/akugou being a cold cold baby, B/aku using his quirk, B/aku saving listener, established B/akugou x Y/N, B/akugou being kind of mean but protective of listener, sneezing (duh), messy/sick sneezes, sick! B/akugou, hitching breaths & buildups, nose squishy noises (idk how to describe it), B/aku self inducing, B/aku sneezing on listener (not explicitly but the implication is there), lots of sniffling, one or two times he clears his throat, one noseblow, comfy fluffy winter vibes.

When a friend of yours dares you to walk across a local frozen pond, things don't go the way you planned. Luckily your knight in shining armor B/akugou is there at the last second to save the day...at the cost of his own health, of course.

This is a year in the making and ITS LATE AS FUCK LMAO Shout out to @ice-cream-nekogirl for giving me this scenario well over a year ago, I loved it but didn't have enough time to finish it back then ;o; I got a nosebleed as soon as I was about to start recording this, and after it stopped I said 'fuck it' and recorded it all in one session without a single drop of blood afterwards, which is kind of amazing since I've had nosebleeds for the past few weeks consistently. Maybe I'm not running my humidifier high enough? I dunno. But, I'm sorry for being dead and just not interacting lately, holidays are always hectic for me cause people always wanna see you and celebrate and the like. I'm gonna focus mostly on recording whatever I have done, be it comforts or snz focused, just so I'm pumping SOMETHING out at least once every few weeks or so.

Thank you guys for sticking around and MERRY (LATE) CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY (ALMOST) NEW YEAR!

MINORS DNI NON KINK BLOGS DO NOT REBLOG! <3

#snzblr #snz kink #snzfucker #sneeze kink #kushami wavs #snz wav #b/akugou #m/ha #b/nha #coldfucker #b/akugou k/atsuki #SoundCloud

[clovesnz]

MESS AND SEXUAL CONTENT WARNING//

You know how when ur gettin it on w someone you pull off their underwear and coo over how wet they’ve gotten it?

That, but instead it’s a poor sickie who’s had a long day out, wearing a mask, and when they get home you pull the mask off and coo over the mess of snot under it that’s been threatening to soak through, tending to their nose with a tissue or a warm cloth and bundling them up with blankets and tea

#snotfucker #messfucker #coldfucker #snz #snz kink #cw sex #cw mess

[hetchiew]

hi! hope you’re feeling a bit better. would you be open to doing a snz audio where you talk about contagion? eg. a scenario where you say stuff like “oh I just sneezed on you, now you’ll catch my cold” “this is awful, you’re about to be so miserable” etc? It’s cool if not, i was just curious as i love your wavs (your sneezes + coughs are amazing) and i also love contagion.

Contains: sneezing, apologies, false starts, exhausted sighs & groans, snotty sniffles, nose rubbing, nose blowing, coughing, background noise (sorry!), and contagion talk!

This may just be the sneeziest cold I’ve ever had! …And oops! It looks like you’ll have it soon as well! ;)

(This request is from a while ago, I’m sorry for taking so long anon!)

#my wavs #answered ask #sneezefucker #sneeze kink #snzblr #sneeze wav #sneezeaudio #messfucker #coldfucker #cold & flu chronicles

[brandnewcouch]

can we talk about the fact that sneeze fetishes have always existed? like there were people walking around thousands of years ago having the same thoughts we post on snzblr. thats insane

#you can’t find this in history books #but it happened #snzfucker #sneezeblr #snz fet #snz kink #coldfucker #snz thoughts