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Who gets the flu in the second week of September? me that’s who -_-

I didn’t get tested when I went in yesterday because I didn’t have a fever but I went to the health office again today because I started feeling a lot worse overnight and I have the fluuu

#I can’t get medicine because I’ve been sick for too long now #it’s okay though I’m getting better slowly but surely :’) #snz #snz kink #sick kink #snzblr #sneeze kink #i’m sick #the flu #flu season

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My boyfriend: is your voice leaving you again?

No shit bffksjdjdjdj ☠️😩

#sick

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Help I have a really bad headneckthroatnosechestshouldersarmsthighsbackache

#snz #snz kink #sick kink #snzblr #sneeze kink #fall #i have a cold #😭😭

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A little update no one asked for

I felt a lot better yesterday but my boyfriend and I both woke up with colds today 😑 Our sinuses are fucked up and our heads hurt like heck 😭😭

I’ve been super shivery and sneezy all day, which is very atypical for me and my voice is starting to get all scratchy and congested which is all fun and games until I have to talk and/or sing

Idk what else to add lol

#i’m sick #snz #snz kink #coldfucker #sick kink #snzfucker #snzblr #coldfuckery #sneeze kink #snz prompt #contagion #i have a cold

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I’ve had some stomach issues for the last day-ish and I ended up throwing up last night for the first time in upwards of 14 years so that’s fun

And as if that wasn’t enough now I have a runny/stuffy nose and a sinus headache

#I’m probably getting a cold yay for me lol #snz

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Uh oh I’m back again with some new additions to the (hopefully) never ending series of Seb sneeze observations

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I just had *the* ultimate snz dream last night happy first day of school

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Snzarios for Every Month.

I’m also going to do one for sicknesses in general, rather than just colds.

January 🎄

So many people get sick right after the holidays, after exposure to countless colds and germs, and the stress of the season. Maybe a relative was sick, or maybe someone at Walmart while you were doing your last-minute Christmas shopping. Either way, you’re down with a bad head cold.

A stuffy, runny nose

Sneezes that are so tickly they coax more sneezes out.

Every time you sniffle, you can feel congestion going down the back of your sore throat 😣

Headache from constant sneezing and coughing. It throbs with every stifled sneeze, but you can’t stop stifling because then someone else might catch your germs and come down with a bad cold of their own.

What would a winter cold be without chills? And a fever just high enough to make you feel sooo sickkkkk 😩

February ❄️

I catch the messiest colds ever in February, I don’t know why. Like, there was only one February (2021) since I can remember that I didn’t get an awful cold. Idk why 😬 oop

Potential low-grade fever, but constant chills.

Achy throat, head, chest, and basically everything else,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Nose is completely stuffed up, but somehow runs like a faucet? 🤨 messy af

Sneezing continuously, getting rid of a ton of thick, gooey snot, but still not doing anything to help the congestion.

A cough, just so your throat will continue to hurt

So incredibly tired from the sneezing, sniffling, and snot production

March ⛅️

So many people are getting sick as the weather starts to change and snow starts to melt, kicking off allergy season. Sneezy season pushes on.

Headache

Chills, but no fever

Congestion. Plugged, snotty nose and sneezing, a cough, discomfort in general. You are a complete snot monster, but you can’t help it. You can only blame whoever gave you such a horrible cold.

April 🌧

April showers bring May flowers, but they also bring bouts of spring colds. The weather is beginning to get nicer, but you have to be stuck in bed with a bad cold.

Fever and aches. Not the kind of fever that makes you solely cold, but the kind that makes you sweat and have goosebumps simultaneously. As for aches, think head, throat, chest, legs, arms, everything.

A head that’s so stuffed up that the sufferer can’t breathe, let alone sneeze normally. With every breath, they can feel everything shifting grossly inside of their head.

May 💐

Why do I feel like everyone catches the sniffles at the end of the school year?

A runny, slightly sniffly nose that’s just stuffy enough for them to sound congested, and for their exhaled to feel uncomfortably hot against their skin.

Sneezing, a result of the snotty, itchy nose.

A sight, irritated cough

June 💦

Summer break is prime time to swim, but the earlier in the season you do it, the colder the water will be. Keep this in mind, because swimming in cold water can result in a nasty cold.

It would start off with chills. Your body would try to warm up, but eventually a fever would start to set in.

Your nose would begin running when you were in the water, but it wouldn’t stop when you got out. It would completely stuff you up within a few hours.

A headache/body aches from shivering for hours on end. No amounts of medicine, blankets, or hot tea can warm you up.

Sneezing excessively. By excessively, I mean, not being able to stop and needing to wipe your face after each one because they are so messy.

Coughing, but only after you blow your nose, because of the irritation.

A sore throat and glands from all of the sneezing and coughing and being sick in general.

July 🔥

Everyone around seems to be sick with something. Staying up on the Fourth of July might have been your body’s last straw. Say hello to a gross, streaming summer cold.

A fever, which causes you to sweat and shiver simultaneously. It’s ninety degrees, whatever. A heavy sweatshirt would make you feel better.

An extremely stuffy nose which only runs at inconvenient times.

Stuffy sneezes, which the sufferer is constantly trying to ward off so the others won’t notice the monster of a cold they’ve come down with.

A bad, congested cough, just to make hiding their illness harder.

Bonus points! The sufferer is constantly ducking off to blow their nose or cough away from the rest of the group because being sick embarrasses them.

August 🏵

One of the hottest months of the year, hypothetically a month you shouldn’t get sick during. But after a long, busy summer, your immune system needed a day off. Unfortunately, that day was long enough to land you with a stuffy head cold. Oops.

A nose so stuffy that sniffling does absolutely nothing. No matter how hard you try, nothing moves, untiiillllllll it starts running uncontrollably.

Stuffy sneezes to partner with the congestion 😌

Exhaustion. That’s it, exhaustion.

September 📓

Everyone is going back to school and getting exposed to all sorts of new germs. Despite best efforts to avoid sick people, a snotty cold is practically inevitable.

There just had to be a very runny and stuffy nose

A headache

Sore throat

Just enough sneezing to tell everyone you’re sick ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

October ☔️

Imagine getting caught in a cold autumn rainstorm, getting chilled to the bone, and coming down with a vicious cold as a result of it.

stuffy/runny nose, of course, because that’s what cold weather does to you.

sore throat that makes you sound so hoarse 🥺

head/body aches

fever and chills

an unimaginable amount of congestion

a cough caused by the congestion

constant, excessive sneezing, each causing a wet, inescapable mist of cold germs to rain down on anyone nearby. and no, tissues do nothing to contain the sneezes, because they are far too messy.

November 🎃

okie so I can’t actually think of anything except !! catching a chill on Halloween that knocks you down with a huge cold.

stuffy/runny nose

sore throat

headache

a constant chill and a slight fever

constant sneezing

December 🚎

The darkest, dampest month, perfect for getting sick. The snow is getting more frequent, and it’s not uncommon for you to get stuck in it waiting for a bus. Once you get on the bus, you’re in close quarters with a bunch of sick people, like it or not. The worst chest cold of your life is on its way.

A sniffly nose

A sore throat and hoarse voice

A ton of congestion and a bad cough that makes the congestion and hoarseness obvious

Even the sneezes sound hoarse and stuffy 🥺

On top of that, a headache and fever because of how sick you are. The fever makes you shiver and sweat and sleep and feel absolutely miserable.

#ooh this is hot

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Kings (2009) Commentary Michael Green (creator/producer), Francis Lawrence (director), Ian McShane (actor)

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wish i had a sneezy partner that i could cuddle with and hold their head to rest on my chest and press tissue after tissue against their pink, dripping nose because they just can’t seem to stop sneezing, but they feel fine because i’m kissing their forehead and stroking their hair and telling them it’s ok honey, let it out, i’ve got you

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I couldn’t find a sneeze kink flag so I made this on a whim!! Is it too obvious? If so, I have this more discreet version:

Be honest!! It’s okay if you don’t like it!💖

Also, reblogs are appreciated!! I wanna reach as much of the community as I can! :)

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I knowwww how mia I’ve been but hear me out. A really pretty boy with “a little cold”

his low, soft scratchy voice speaking quietly into your ear, just congested enough to hear the warmth of his n’s and m’s

the tip of his nose feels damp against your neck as he stifles a quick sneeze into it

he’s not sick enough to be clingy, but he’s sleepy enough to not be able to sleep without you

soft sniffles and coughs muffled into the shoulder of his worn crew neck, which is paired with a soft pair of plaid pajama pants

his bed scattered with hardly-used tissues

enduring childhood comfort shows with him under a heavy, fluffy blanket

his quiet, hoarse chuckles as the corny scenes come on

the sounds of the gentle breaths escaping past his lips as he falls asleep, and the sight of his chapped, red nose and sleep-tousled hair poking out above the covers

#snz #snz kink #coldfucker #sick kink #snzfucker #snzblr #coldfuckery #sneeze kink #snz prompt #sickness

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Okay, have we talked about baths for our poor dear afflicted faves? Picture this: they're sniffly, congested, and exhausted from a tough day fighting their symptoms (whether they're from allergies or a cold is up to you). They get home and just want to collapse on the sofa, right into your lap, but you know that they'll feel so much better if they just soak in a bath for a while, letting the steam loosen their congestion and loosen their aching limbs.

You wrangle them into a tub that's hot and soothing, but they whine as you move to sit somewhere else, sloppily reaching out and trying to grab you. Under their puppy dog eyes, you're helpless, and you barely pause a second before you're smiling fondly at them and stripping off to join them. You never realised a sniffle could sound pleased until now.

In a matter of moments, you're in the tub too, leaning back against it whilst they lie on your chest. Their arms are loosely holding yours around them, and they keep snuffling into your neck and chest. Every cough, hum, and sniffle reverberates through you, and your heart skips a little with every one.

With all the steam, it's not long before their breath starts hitching too, and they arch back into you as they do, breathy little moans letting you know just how itchy their poor nose is. A slight squeeze of your arm and a whimpered 'Pl-hh-ease-hih!' has your hand coming up to tease out the tickle. You trace the edge of their nostrils, feeling them flare, their hot breath blowing in short, desperate gasps over your fingers, then gently rub the tip of their perfect nose. You bite your lip, knowing you could make them so much more desperate, tease them so much more, and maybe you do, leaving them quivering, gasping, begging, until finally you catch their nose just so and they rear back impossibly further into you, before launching into a volley of body wracking sneezes.

For each shiver, each quake, you're holding them tight, crooning in their ear that you've got them, just let it out, bless you, gorgeous, they're being so good for you. One of your arms and both of your legs are keeping them bracketed as the water ripples around you, and all the while, your other hand is there, catching every sneeze, urging their nose on when it catches and hitches helplessly, trembling with each release of spray or wiping away each tendril of mess.

Eventually, they give a final, exhausted sneeze and flop back, curling up into you with a tiny little whine. They blow when you tell them to, straight into your hands with no hesitation, and as they're nuzzling into you, you can already feel their breathing even out, starting to slip into a much needed sleep. But just before they do, they murmur a soft, small 'thank you,' and hum happily when you press a kiss to their forehead.

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sick boys have the best noses. rb if you agree

#snz #snz kink #coldfucker #sick kink #snzfucker #snzblr #coldfuckery #sneeze kink #snz prompt

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summertime fluff & comfort prompts 🪷

⛈ thunderstorm

☀️ sunshine 

🌱 grass 

🌺 flowers 

🌾 weeds 

🐚 beach 

🍎 picnic 

🥞 brunch 

🍔 BBQ 

🍦ice cream 

🤧 summer cold

😪 allergies 

🥵 sunburn 

🤕 headache 

😨 minor injury 

💤 afternoon naps 

💞 cuddles 

❤️ pet names

💜 nose kisses 

🌤 early morning snuggles 

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Your honor I’m in love with his nose

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My head feels about ten pounds heavier than usual I’m so over this

#snz #snzblr #I’m sick #my voice is dead #I’m getting a cough too