#coffee fucking sucks

[koszmarnybudyn]

Here is the slut.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #my art #glenn close #i have to wake up at 5 and write a math test tomorrow so you guys better be greatful i did this #cause i spend way too long trying to draw glenn hot like wayyy too long #i did not do school work cause of this #i dont even care about that damn pole i dont #but here is dilf glenn are you happy now? #are you satisfied? #i nearly cried cause of this damn drawing #also cause i lost my fave necklace down a fucking sink drain and am gonna have to beg some people tomorrow to help me get it out #at lesst im getting my hair dyed #i also have like two tests wendesday and like a bilion projects for thursday and Friday and all i did was draw hot glenn #im gonna go drink my hour old coffee and cry now #honestly vote carlos hes not a dick that sucks to draw #hot glenn autumn

[little-pondhead]

man i'm on a roll tonight

DP x DC idea:

Bruce Wayne has somehow managed to become the unofficial guardian of at least two more kids. Maybe three. He's not sure yet. Various members of the Batfamily have made new friends recently and have been having them hang out at Wayne manor for extensive periods of time. Now only if he could actually meet the rascals face-to-face, maybe he could adopt them for real.

or

Danny, Elle, and Jazz have all made friends with different Wayne kids at different times from different places. Damian met Elle at school, Danny met Tim while working at a coffee shop, and Jazz met Cass outside the local theater. All three visit the manor separately, and no one communicates that they've befriended people from the same family. Eventually, however, their hangout sessions accidentally overlap and the Waynes have to deal with the excitement of three Fentons under a single roof.

Let's just say there's a reason the three of them live separately.

#pondhead blurbs #danny phantom #the three aren't mad at each other or anything #it's just no house other than their parent's can withstand more than one Fenton at a time #So Elle is enrolled in school and stays with sam above this nice flower shop that has carnivorous plants #danny is working towards his GED and working at a coffee shop on the side and lives with tucker #jazz got emancipated and had technus fuck with her records so she could get her own apartment near the iceberg lounge #which she works at part time as a performer maybe #why is everyone in gotham? idk #either all five of them got sucked into a portal to another dimension #or you can go the angst route and have a bad reveal au #so everyone just picks up their lives and moves with danny #throw in dan who maybe travels for work #or he's wormed his way into vlad's life and becomes heir to vladco instead of danny in an attempt of weird revenge #but everyone is like 'this is for the better' and now dan is stuck in corporate meetings all because he wanted to steal what was danny's #dpxdc

[yoursghouly]

yeaaaah soooo i guess i’ll just be over here for the next few years clinging to the spiked coffee theory like it’s the last lifeboat on the titanic if you need me…

#good omens season 2 #not traumatized at all #metatron can go suck a dick #if the coffee theory is correct I hope Crowley kicks the everliving shit out of him #either way metatron’s gotta fucking go #good omens spoilers #trauma what trauma #dark humor #good omens #good omens season 2 spoilers #my shitposts #good omens coffee #metatron #good omens coffee theory #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #neil gaiman #gaiman

[comfymoth]

sometimes the only way to deal with your job is to imagine your little blorbos doing it. and then just get way too invested in that

#bakery au……… yeah #quackity and roier r front counter Of Course. jaiden too probably #luzu’s a baker so by the time quackity clocks in for opening he’s already been there for four hours and is fully zombified #quackity talks his ear off anyways. it’s a friendship! sorta #cellbit’s the regular who comes in orders a coffee and stays all day working on something on his laptop #and everyone thinks he’s a freak because who goes to a bakery for coffee. their coffee fucking sucks. why does he stay *all day* Is he crazy #they all take turns making up stories about what it is he seems so hard at work on #and the eggs in this aren’t real kids they’re like. pets. #probably cats cos i said so #tilin is a stray cat that lives under the bakery dumpster that quackity’s been feeding #bobby is jaiden’s spoiled little baby who knocks over all roier’s things #(they’re roommates btw cos they have to be) #and um. yeah i should like shut up now. probably #before i start telling you about what kind of shops are next door to them and who works there and blah blah blah

[coffeewritesfiction]

Man. Transmascs deserve better than the shit we get. Including from other trans people who should fucking know better!

#from coffee #trying not to elaborate because I don't want to put this person on blast but #it sucks when every other story on the list is “cool people doing cool stuff!” #and the transmasc stories are very... feminized for lack of a better term #like wow just say you don't see us as men and go fuck yourself

[boxwinebaddie]

nothing kicks off my schools teacher appreciation week like breaking up a fight :/

#nina speaks #fucking hell dude that sucked #i had to get up on the table blow the whistle and yell #and i never EVER yell at my kids #but i was genuinely scared and concerned #and i had to go to administration n report it #fucking sucked #i went into that classroom bc the teacher asked me #and all the kids got hype to see me and ran up #and it was like oof brother im love u too #but im here on official business lovelies #however bc it’s early teach appreciation week #i got dank sweets and a lemonade for my troubles #also if ur confused about why i am not posting #i am taking a break #long story short im not doing well #and i cannot keep up with everything right now #so i am stepping back to take care of myself #i need a sec to get better and get re-excited #big shoutout to my kind anons and my rant girls #really carrying #fucking hell all before my morning coffee too #smh bro

[ginkovskij]

genuinely crazy that some people can watch anything ever made by woody allen and say it's good. where is the good part. use your finger to point at the good parts please.

#'he is sooo real and smart' said the law student who thinks drinking a lot of coffee is personality trait #as artist he's mediocre at best and as a person he fucking sucks #notes of a countryside dandy

[semiotomatics]

its so dumb cause sometimes having caffeine is what makes me actually feel alive and able to function like a normal human being, and other times it makes me feel like im going to Die, and i have no idea how to tell which its gonna be

#personal spewage #im only assuming my current state was caused by the coffee i had bc idk what else would've caused it #_might_ just be a panic attack but i normally dont have vertigo this bad during those #idk #in any case it fucking sucks

[randomrando767]

My grandmother gave me a 50$ Starbucks gift card, so now I have to suffer through drinking Starbucks so they don't just get 50$ for nothing.

#Starbucks is fucking awful #the coffee sucks #the lemonade sucks #the food sucks #Starbucks

[suaimhneas-gairid]

good morning everyone, are we all recovered after whatever that was last night

#käärijä #kaivohuone #a lot of emotions going around last night #a lot of people feeling guilty about encouraging this industry that seems to be fucking over our boy #and like... good that that's been brought to light #we should be consuming content while thinking about the effects #he loves his fans #so we should be the best fans #basically let the boy rest and vent and respect that he's just some guy #jere pöyhönen #idk what i wanted to say here really #just there's no point feeling bad #if you see him on the street hold back on taking pictures #and continue supporting him by keeping him trending and posting positive things for him to see when he inevitably searches his name lol #music industry sucks #okay enough #rant over #time for some coffee

[buggyandthebartoclub]

I am trying desperately to focus and my husband put on a movie called dragon ball evolution and I am absolutely screaming!!!! We’re like???? 10 min in maybe???? Why is Goku some random white guy??? Why is he so old? He’s some “geecko” who gets bullied and has horny thoughts??? He’s at a party at chichis house fighting a group of bullies???

WHAT IS HAPOENING LOL???? They took goku and Kyle-fied him!!! Like what is goku but he chugged mt dew and played cod 😂😭😬 PICCILO????

IM SO SORRY DADDY BAHAHAHAHAHBFFKOENWKXJFJEEJ

I FINAIHED MY TAGS AND BULMA IS ON AND WTF!!!!! IM SO CONFUSED LOL I CANT STOP LAUGHING AND GASPING

#WHAT IS HAPPENING????? #THIS IS A FEVER DREAM #THIS IS DRAGIN BALL AU FANFIC ON CRACK!!!! #WHERE IS ROSHIS ISLAND #god I’m trying so so so hard to focus these meds SUCK!!!! #I’m going to have to chug caffeine to focus #I hate coffee and I don’t really drink soda lord help me It’s gonna be chai o clock #Oh my god what the fuck is happening in this movie it keeps getting worse!!!! BULMA is on now and they were like inches from kissing??? #Goku canonically asks bulma where her balls are or like where her p3nus went I don’t remember which when he sees her naked bc he’s like wha #6???? in db ???? #Why does goku have like spidey sense for danger and dragon balls lmfao I absolutely can not what the actual fuck is happening

[queerofthedagger]

how do people have covid and then go 'oh this wasn't that bad i'll just go on being not careful' like mine is relatively mild in terms of how bad it could be and i was already still masking and shit and i'm like. no one's ever anywhere going to see me without a mask and a spray bottle of disinfectant EVER again this is terrible oh my gOD

#mona rambles #*mine #the covid journey (derogatory) #<- in case anyone wanna block my whining #but like. honestly. it's like a bad cold but even COLDS suck like??? #i'm pretty sure i got it from family over the holidays people just gotta get used to me being masked always i guess it is what it is #and like. obviously there's better reasons to employ basic measures of protection of yourself and others #but if the sheer misery of being unable to FUCKING BREATHE through your nose and the coughing and the pain swallowing etc isn't enough like #at least be selfishly careful good lord #no this isn't news i'm just terrible at being sick so yk #the EXHAUSTION. i brushed my teeth and made coffee and i could go back to bed #i failed to count to 20 three times yesterday like i'm just dumbed down 90% like. jesus

[doublekanble]

taking day off from work so i can hopefully finish this today or tomorrow i dont want to look at it anymore

#/kbtalk #the more i write the more it felt wrong somehow #head in hands that 11k fanfic fucked me up so badly i now get so tired everyday #more than i ever did before #im going to make coffee and hope that fixes me #i cant even have a flow anymore because nothing reads right i cant focus #which sucks bc i actually rlly like the premise of this one

[qeyond]

Ok for real tho they went off hard with the aesthetic of the physical LABB Murder Cases novel. Like they did not have to make it so damn sexy but they did and god bless em for that

#qeyond sucks #labb #death note #like for real im looking at my copy and like #no wonder i turned into an emo kid look at that shit!!! #matte white embossed half dust jacket?? black fabric hard cover??? silver and black font?? #the textures of the card stock on the front and back?? the semi see through parchment??? #the opening art?? the chapter art??? the font choices?? the whole layout of the story and the yellowed pages??? #mwua mwua mwua kisskisskisskiss #oh and the little black ribbon bookmark?? LETS GOOOO #like i loved this book so much i bought a replacement for my original one from 2008 #cuz when i was a kid it got all scuffed up in my backpack + my mom accidentally spilled coffee on it :((( #it was physically fine but the silver print was rubbing off and the dust jacket was super fucked #i kinda wish i kept my original tho idk where it went. i probably sold it when i moved out to downsize #got the newer one second hand at a con #ANYWAY in love with all both the death note novels theyre so pretty #perfrctly pretty like the mangas ugh #please pay no mind to the photo quality nfjsjjfs #anyway im just wow you beautiful bitch #they put their whole pussy in this thing #end rant. i just 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕💕

[lit-in-thy-heart]

fucking hate moving

#i am surrounded by boxes and bags #i am anxious that things won't fit in the car #i don't know where some things are that i thought i knew where they were #even when i've moved things out i'm still going to have a decent amount of stuff at home so now i'm freaking out about needing to sort that #in the future #wish i could just snap my fingers and have the boxes be teleported to where I'll be living #this #this is why i just have been spending my time writing giffing and knitting #so i don't have to deal with this #fuck it might try and suck it up and motivate myself with the promise of coffee later #right battle face on #personal #lit talks #edit i FOUND the duplicate item for uni i thought i couldn't find the world is a little brighter etc etc

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

If this is what I saw every morning when I woke up and opened my eyes, my life would be a little better.

#fuck a cup of coffee. start your day with a 5 bizkitz #my ass would be a lot happier heading to work if this was the case #also why this look like a reverse form of the art on the chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water disc? minus the thumb sucking #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #Fred Durst #Sam Rivers #Wes Borland #John Otto #DJ Lethal #down the rabbit hole