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jakeyp · 7 months

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#b99 #polls #im almost sure halloveen is gonna win aksjsk #but the 3rd heist makes me laugh a lot

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bri1234 · 2 years

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My Favorite Quotes from the Halloween Heists

I rewatched the 8 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween Heists to find the funniest/best quotes!

Season 1 - Episode 6: Halloween I

Holt: Where did you get those birds?

Jake: By using my big fat brain!

Season 2 - Episode 4: Halloween II

Jake: Those guys at the impound. Did they really smash my car?

Holt: No. In fact, I had them wash it.

Jake: Ha. Good one, Captain. You can't "wash" a car.

Season 3 - Episode 5: Halloween III

*wailing at Boyle’s cockroaches*

Gina: If I die, turn my tweets into a book!!!

Season 4 - Episode 5: Halloween IV

Hitchcock: Attention, everyone.

Rosa: Enough. We know. The heist is happening.

Hitchcock: No, my ex-wife just died. No more alimony, baby!

Season 5 - Episode 4: HalloVeen

Holt: You’re not Cheddar, you’re just some common bitch.

Season 6 - Episode 16: Cinco de Mayo

Captain Holt: She's making it up. The pregnancy scam was my idea. Jake: No. No, no, no, no, Amy. Wait, is that true? Did you just lie to me about our baby? Charles: Yeah, did you lie to us about our baby?

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Captain Holt: How many cummerbunds are you holding right now? Zero. It's one bund to none, son!

Season 7 - Episode 11: Valloweaster

Amy: Sorry, sir, that no one wants to bone your dusty old skeleton.

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Captain Holt: Is this about the surveillance system I set up in your apartment? [flashback to Holt watching Jake and Amy in bed on a monitor] Captain Holt: Sleep, sleep, you ugly morons.

Season 8 - Episode 9: The Last Day

Jake: So the heist is actually going to be the perfect goodbye.

Amy: What does that mean?

Jake: Drama, glamor, shocking twists and turns. And the whole heist ends up with everyone at the Brooklyn Bridge.

Amy: Is that meaningful? Have we ever been there together as a squad?

Jake: Uh, yeah.

[theme music plays over clip from opening credits]

Jake: I'm not sure why we all looked so intense, we were just getting falafel.

Amy: I mean, that falafel stand is really good.

Jake: True that, yeah.

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Holt: Well, your intel is of no use since we’re locked in here. Unless… you smash your gigantic body through the wall.

Terry: I AM NOT THE KOOL-AID MAN!!!

Obviously, there are so many more funny quotes from this show. I just love these 😁

If there are any other quotes that you found funny in these episodes, feel free to drop them in the comments!

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merthurians-prat-and-idiot · 2 years

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Now rewatching "Cinco de Mayo Heist" and theres that bit near the start where Jake & Amy high five and then Jake mouths 'love you' to her and Amy grins back at him- I just- 💛💛

#like I've rewatched these b4 so much and i know they're adorable & so in love but its still getting me #jake just saying ily randomly in conversation will never not make me 💓💓💓#peraltiago #b99 #brooklyn nine nine #merthurians prat and idiot

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b99reblogstuff · 2 years

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day 3 favourite character arc ¦ b99 reunion week ¦ bill hummertrout

I'm sorry, but this is your fault for ending the heists. They're my only source of income. You're still my best friends. Goodbye!

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hey-there-juliet · 4 years

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okay, but can someone please find me a gifset of Hitchcock celebrating Cinco de Mayo (from Brooklyn 99)? Because I didn't find it and, on this day, that is a tragedy.

#B99 #Hitchcock and Scully #Halloween heist #cinco de mayo heist #Hitchcock #scully #jake peralta #amy santiago #Brooklyn Nine-Nine #mine #delete later

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invincibledrew · 5 years

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Hello I made this meme from the newest episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, please enjoy.

#brooklyn 99 #b99 #brooklyn nine nine #captain raymond holt #kevin cozner #jake peralta #amy santiago #cinco de mayo #cinco de mayo heist

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fandomsandkittens · 5 years

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B99 Heist this year was “so twisty”

#b99 #cinco de mayo heist #b99 heist #so many twists

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nonsense000 · 5 years

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I remember someone saying LAST WEEK something like "hey, what if next Heist™ Amy says she's pregnant and Jake is not sure if it's real"...NBC is watching us, guys.

#b99 #brooklyn 99 s6 #brooklyn 99 #cinco de mayo heist #holt being holt

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workingwhileidream · 5 years

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I know I'm behind on this one but. Terry winning the Cinco de Mayo Heist? Iconic. Not only did he dunk on the squad for being self centered, but he also low key reveals that he passed his Lieutenant's exam while dunking on them.

Also, the implication that we're getting 2 heists this year and that Kevin will probably win the Traditional Halloween Heist? Legend.

#brooklyn nine nine #b99 #terry jeffords #kevin holt #cinco de mayo heist #halloween heist

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sullenaquarian · 5 years

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Oh man, “Cinco de Mayo” was so great. Even Kevin got involved! And all the triple and quadruple crosses.

Congrats to Terry! And awww, Jake looked happy when he thought Amy was pregnant. I thought we might end with a real reveal after all.

#b99 #spoilers #cinco de mayo heist

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inafrowetrust · 5 years

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Thank the gods that are the Brooklyn Nine Nine writers for giving us potentially 2 Heists in 2019 to make up for the 0 we got in 2018

#brooklyn nine nine #halloween heist #cinco de mayo heist #Halloween heist 6 #Halloween heist 7

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romajuliett · 5 years

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#brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #jake peralta #amy santiago #raymond holt #captain raymond holt #rosa diaz #andy samberg #melissa fumero #andre braugher #stephanie beatriz #peraltiago #cinco de mayo #halloween III #3x05 #6x16 #halloween heist

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s2sooh · 5 years

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Can we please talk about Jake's face when Amy told she was pregnant????????? OMG

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tisthelilthingsinlife · 5 years

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honestly, having Kevin in the heist was such a treat.

#i can't wait for him to win next halloween heist #brooklyn nine-nine #b99 #brooklyn nine nine #halloween heists #s06e16 #6x16 #Cinco de Mayo #kevin cozner #marc evan jackson #captain ray holt #comedy #nbc

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horsechestnut · 5 years

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Hey, Holt seemed pretty determined the heist WILL be on Halloween next time. Does this mean season 7 will be here in time for Halloween???

#brooklyn nine nine #b99 #spoilers #b99 spoilers #Halloween #halloween heist #cinco de mayo #6x16 #heist #Rosa Diaz for Heist Champion Halloween of 2k19 #Rosa Diaz 2k19

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cocomoraine · 5 years

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Oh my god, Kevin spewing death threats to Jake and Terry; he's ready to join the next Halloween Heist!! Can't wait for him to go against the Nine Nine!

#brooklyn nine nine #b99 #brooklyn 99 #kevin cozner #jake peralta #terry jeffords #cinco de mayo #b99 s6 #yass my dad is ready for the next halloween heist #can't wait #i love my dads so much #but on halloween heist #they are against one another

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