billy joel songs that are just conceptually funny to me
that awkward moment when you go home with a guy and he thinks you want to hook up but you really just wanted to hear him play the saxophone. and this ends up ruining his life (christie lee; an innocent man)
when you're so distracted by your beautiful wife that you can't get anything done and all your friends make fun of you (temptation; the bridge)
stop being so mean to my wife!!!! (that's not her style; storm front)
phone sex (sometimes a fantasy; glass houses)
(i'm making a les mis reference, sorry if this makes no sense to you because you don't have enjoltaire brain rot lmao) ... literally just how grantaire would think of enjolras if he wasn't in love with him (prelude/angry young man; turnstiles)
huh, thought i would've had more lol
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[2023 year in review ~ Vogue UK]
JAN - Iman Abdulmajid
FEB - Priyanka Chopra Jonas
MAR - A$AP Rocky, Rihanna
APR - Jill Kortleve, Paloma Elsesser, Precious Lee
MAY - Aaron Rose Philip, Ellie Goldstein
MAY (digital) - Halle Bailey
JUN - Miley Cyrus
JUL - Janelle Monae, Rina Sawayama, Miriam Margolyes
AUG - Maya Jama
SEP - Christy Turlington, Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista, Naomi Campbell
SEP (digital) - Coleen Rooney
OCT - Leonardo Dicaprio, Lily Gladstone
NOV - Adut Akech, Adwoa Aboah, Emily Ratajkowski, Irina Shayk, Karen Elson, Mona Tougaard
DEC - Olivia Colman, Tilda Swinton, Stormzy, Little Simz, Kate Moss, Lila Moss, Jodie Comer
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I asked my little brother to rate some of the women I find attractive (he’s 7)
Lisa Ann Walter: 9/10 personality looks cool, but her face is off. (I asked him again and he said 0)
Elizabeth lail: hmmm oh! Vanessa from fnaf? Literally like a million
Gwendoline Christie: principal something from Wednesday I give her a 0 because she’s taken by you but an 8 (fyi he has a crush on Jenna Ortega)
Christina Hendricks: a trillion
Lana del Rey: she a singer? That’s definitely a 1 I don’t like to sing
Quinta Brunson: probably a 9/10
Sheryl Lee Ralph: hmmmm hmmmm mhmmm I’d say like an 8/10?
Jessica chastain: 10 I guess
Bryce Dallas Howard: an 11
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ngl @milfsloverblog 's poll on whether or not Larissa was a smoker was living in my mind rent free all day THEN @sapphos-ode 's reblog tags intensified it so. hehe <3 my contribution to the take :)
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Taskmaster series groups (part 3) and their vibes
Series 11: All on a night course for something.
Is Charlotte studying something to do with children? Yes.
What are the others studying? We have no clue but they're working darn hard. (And by that I mean they like to discuss their life more than actually work. They got on the topic of the etymology of tree once.)
Night school makes them feel like they're in a different world, with only them and the building they're in. Oh well. They won't lose their minds, maybe?
Series 12: Book reading evening, not a book club despite what many of them think.
Honestly they just came to get out of the house and actually talk to people, helps pass the time doesn't it.
Series 13: A community drama group.
Honestly none of them are big on acting or drama in general but they suppose they might as well. Just a mash of characters that don't really fit but none of them are going to start a fight with each other. (Not really, Chris wouldn't really allow that since he is the peace-keeper.)
Series 14: Family vibes, found family vibes.
Dara and Sarah definitely are an uncle and aunt from different sides of the family just trying to herd the others and hope they don't get hurt. Fern and John are the most like their kids and Munya is sure he doesn't even need parenting. (Munya does need parenting but it's just better to let him think he doesn't.)
Series 15: Detention kids.
Has Frankie been called in because Ivo's been in detention from not talking to teachers too much? Yes.
Did he also end up in detention? Yes.
Jenny would be there for ignoring the rules during lunch time.
Kiell because he gave attitude to a teacher.
Mae because they started a fight.
It's a very awkward situation because Ivo really just doesn't want to be here. Frankie is planning to leave at the first chance he can get, dragging Ivo with him and the others if they want. Jenny is also making an escape plan but it involves less 'walking-out-the-door' and more costumes and sneaking. Kiell is playing on his phone and has already had his headphones confiscated. Mae wants to break the silence but is very aware they're the only one willing to talk to the others in the room.
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