#chocnut

[wittykahitcorny]

Gorjas (Abi Marquez voice)

Chocnut turon for the second time around. Coz why not chocnut

#Turon #Chocnut

[grocerylogs]

Aug 2020, part 1

This marks the first re-appearance of chocnut since the pandemic began

#groceries #chocnut

[beingjellybeans]

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#Angus beef belly #anyhow #artisanal milk beverage #auro chocolate #bad bird #beef belly #bookoh #buko juice #chocnut #coffee #crab fried rice #fish and chips #frnk #inihaw #karaage #kebab #konbini karaage #le chon #lechon #merry moo #mike holaschke of "making it happen" #morse #new york #New York Cubao #ok bob #public eatery #ramen #resident food hall #robinsons magnolia #samyan

[rejeankarla]

02.14.2023. #chocolates #flattops #chocnut #chocomucho #homebakedcookies #whitechocolate #sweets https://www.instagram.com/p/CopuzjxvdySBdwlnEbgR8c4FUntw4A7dR8aMQA0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#chocolates #flattops #chocnut #chocomucho #homebakedcookies #whitechocolate #sweets

[heartfoodheart]

Chocnut Cheesecake.

#food #chocnut #cheesecake #cake #dessert #Philippines

[oeleo]

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#2022leo365 #chocnut #chocnutpremiumdark #chocopeanutspread #chocopranut #chocolate #peanut #darkchocolate

[stacysloft]

@auntieannesphl 's brings back the sweet goodness of our childhood memories w/ its new Chocnut Pretzel Twist (100 php) filled generously w/ chocnut spread topped w/ crushed and sprinkled chocnut bars. Better get the bundle of 4 and save 100 php. Of course, we have to match them w/ our favorite Auntie Anne's Old Fashioned Lemonade (1L/225 php) made w/ 100% naturally squeezed lemons. (swipe to see👀). This refreshing and immune boosting drink is available for delivery too! 巧克力椒盐脆饼和鲜榨柠檬水。#tsinoyfoodies #auntieannes #chocnutpretzeltwist #chocnutspread #chocnut #chocolate #pretzel #dessertsph #dessertsofinstagram #dessertporn #universalfoodlovers (at Auntie Anne's Robinsons Place Manila) https://www.instagram.com/p/CgeLXOdOi2r/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#tsinoyfoodies #auntieannes #chocnutpretzeltwist #chocnutspread #chocnut #chocolate #pretzel #dessertsph #dessertsofinstagram #dessertporn #universalfoodlovers

[nobodyyouknow]

Chocnut latte

#chocnut #latte #coffee #home brewing

[mars-adieu]

An angry fifteen year old Trent Crimm

Feel free to ignore but adding into Mr James Lance's HC of Trent being kicked out of boarding school. I did draw him as an Etonian last April, so I doodled another bec Im impulsive. Basically the idea was Trent's father was called by the headmaster, and Mr Crimm, in an attempt to appease the headmaster. and the fuming (former Thatcher official) parent of the student Trent was previously involved with, called his son a (slur) in front of everyone, and Trent's just so defeated, it was in that moment he decided he's going to be ruthless idk ahaha

Another idea is the possibility of Trent being a junior, more reasons to resent his da innit?

#trent crimm #ted lasso #headcanon #trent crimm as an etonian bec why not chocnut

[actualbird]

*knocks politely on blog door* trick or treat!!!

[YOU APPROACH THE BLOG HOUSEHOLD, POLITELY KNOCKING ON THE BLOG DOOR]

[FROM INSIDE THE BLOG HOUSEHOLD (THE BLOGHOLD? NO, THAT DOESNT SOUND RIGHT...) YOU HEAR QUICK AND HURRIED FOOTSTEPS COMING TOWARDS THE DOOR.

HOWEVER, THE FOOTSTEPS SOUND STRANGE, AS THEY ARE UNBELIEVABLY FAINT AND SOFT, AS IF WHOEVER IS COMING TO ANSWER THE DOOR IS EITHER TAKING GREAT CARE NOT TO CREATE NOISE...

OR IS VERY, VERY SMALL]

[THE DOOR OPENS]

[AND YOU DO NOT SEE ANYBODY AT ALL?]

[SOMEBODY, NOT YOU, SPEAKS. THEIR VOICE IS LOW BOTH IN TONE AND IN LITERAL PROXIMITY OF WHEREVER IT SEEMS TO BE COMING FROM]

SOMEBODY: Ah, I'm sorry. Down here, please.

[YOU LOOK DOWN AND SEE...]

[...ARTEM PLUSH???]

ARTEM PLUSH: Hello, Sam Spambox. Zak is busy at the moment, so I and some others are assisting with blog Halloween duties. I hope this is alright.

[HOW COULD IT NOT BE ALRIGHT, YOU ARE TINY AND GOOD AND THERE IS PEACE AND LOVE ON THE PLANET EARTH NOW THAT YOU ARE HERE!]

ARTEM PLUSH: Oh, thank you...

[ARTEM PLUSH SOUNDS FLUSTERED AND FLATTERED. IT'S VERY CUTE AND ALSO ABSURDLY INEXPLICABLE, AS HIS SERIOUS PLUSHIE FACE DOES NOT CHANGE IN THE SLIGHTEST.]

ARTEM PLUSH: But yes, I was told to give you some candy. You can take a handful from this basket, let me just---

[YOU WATCH, ENRAPTURED, AS ARTEM PLUSH MOVES TO THE SIDE AND BEGINS DRAGGING A BASKET INTO VIEW WITH HIS TINY LITTLE NUBBY ARMS]

[WITH THE BASKET NOW OUT, YOU TAKE A HANDFUL OF CANDY AND PLACE IT INTO BLOG INVENTORY. ARTEM PLUSH THEN BOWS POLITELY AND SEES YOU OFF]

ARTEM PLUSH: Thank you for coming. I hope you have a wonderful Halloween, Sam Spambox.

[AS ARTEM PLUSH PUSHES THE BASKET BACK INSIDE AND CLOSES THE DOOR, YOU CHECK OUT WHAT CANDIES YOU GOT. YOU HAVE RECEIVED MANY PIECES OF CHOCNUT, A FILIPINO BRAND MILK CHOCOLATE MADE FROM PEANUTS. IT IS CRUMBLY, DRY, AND VERY SWEET]

[READ THE FULL TRICK OR TREAT SAGA FROM THE BEGINNING?]

#THANKS FOR STOPPING BY :DDD!!! CHOCNUT BE UPON YE!!! #samsspambox #asks #trick or treat 2022 #others feel free to drop by too tho idk how many of these my brain is feeling up to making HAHAHJFHVDH

[rosiehrs]

see how i'm treated?

#─ ❝ love kai #literal bully #chocnut loves me

[wittykahitcorny]

Minandal for today

#Turon #Saba #Saging #Chocnut

[grvntld]

hallo im antok. i mean my name is not antok but yes im antok ya know like basta gets niyo na yOwn. okie.

eniwey, i just had a quick meeting with my boss and it's not rlly required but she asked me if i could somehow be active on my ig because brands slash partners will most probably search the person behind the wtvr and so it would rlly help if i hv some kind of an online presence of my own. i could post wtvr i want since it is my account. i guess i just hv to show that i am a real person and not a robot like meep mOrp, ya know. the thing is... technically, i am active on my ig. hehe. it's just not the ig that they know. lmao. am i making sense?¿?¿¿? basta ayOrn so i rlly hv to make buhay my first ig account which actually is my former main account and hv dubbed as my werq account two years ago; so if we are moots on there, dont be surprised. izz just me making a come back. awOw akala mo naman 👁👄👁

now here's the other thing: ang arti ko nga kasi diba lol kasi gusto ko coordinated feed ko so now i hv to like prep two feed kaartihans for my personal slash dump slash main kaartihan ig and now my werq ig too. jusko. ewan ko ba anong trip ko sa buhay pero sige ilalaban ko 'to HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA please pray for me and wish me well mwaps

#donut #skl ; 🦇 ba #gawa gawa pa kasi ako second ig kaya ayarn sabog ako now #pero basta nakakaloka kasi that time jusko basta ang daming nangyari tas i felt like i just needed to get away from all the eyes ganOrn #bAkeht ba nag-eexplain nanaman ako dito sa tags #ayoko na nga byE night routine na muna ako mwaps #magcocold milk pa me and chocnut and wtvr #okie bye for realsxz mwaps

[kairiscorner]

i srsly can't help myself from making these

gojo satoru x filipino reader

• he fucking plays with the damn lato-latos (dk how to pronounce it properly pls help) EVERY DAMN DAY.

• i can imagine he plays with it on his own, while he's watching over his students from outside the barrier when they're on missions, when pissing off nanami, ESPECIALLY AROUND YOU, THE CLICKITY CLACKITING NEVER STOPS AND IT DRIVES YOU INSANE 😭😭😭

• he def listens to iv of spades or itchyworms, if he's feeling dramatic, he'd listen to regine or lea salonga.

• when you came home to him, exhausted and overworked, he turned on the karaoke machine he bought without you knowing and put on "gusto ko nang bumitaw" and sang it from the bottom of his lungs.

• he bought a karaoke machine to impress your relatives, he vibes with the noisiest ones but hates the chattiest ones fr 😭

• he has mastered the art of saying, "putangina niyo !" (it angered your relatives a little at how he says it so casually, without hesitation, but you didn't teach him that–your anger towards work/school/every/anything else did; yasz i swear when mad too ok 🫂)

• he loves mang inasal fr, that's where he hangs out if the kfc is full. if not mang inasal, JOLLIBEE 🫂🫂🫂

• he's a chocnut kid ok.

• he hoardes the chocnut away from you and indulges in it when he knows you're on a diet, HE'D EAT 3 WHOLE ASS PACKS IN FRONT OF YOU SHAMELESSLY.

• he likes the tinikling dance, but he gets sad when he dance to the notes on time, he wanted to know what it was like to get slammed at the ankles by the bamboo :[

• but it's worth it seeing you have fun dancing with him

• he gets scared of the flying cockroaches.

• "mahaaaaaal..." "ipis ba nanaman?" "yes........" "yan kasi, kain ka ng kain ng chocnut sa kwarto, alam mo naman makalat kang kumain hayup ka"

• he calls you the king/queen of the slipper bc you not only use it to slay those wicked cockroaches, you are mighty great at hitting him with it whenever you please :>

• HE ALSO LOVES CALLING YOU "MAHAL", IF NOT MAHAL, IT'S "BEBE KO"

• "mahaaaaal, i'm home", "bebe kooooo, can i have a hug?", "mahaaaaal, what did i do this time?", "bebe kooooo, they were being such putangina fuckers ! how could i nooooooot?"

• he loved kadenang ginto fr, it was too iconic for him. "OH MY GOD KASSIE" = "OH MY GOD MEGUMI" (he relentlessly memes it on megumi bc he can :>)

• surprisingly, he picked up on tagalog really fast. he treats your parents with respect, but he thought to call them "lolo at lola" instead of "ma at pa", he only called them the latter when he overheard your parents complain about how disrespectful that lolo lola thing was to their age 😭😭😭

• he wants to try all your childhood favorite foods, he LOVES TAHO.

• he fucking freaked when team yey had a filipino dub of digimon, he binged that the whole weekend.

• a couple of kids in your barangay challenged him to basketball (bc mf is so tall, they wanted a challenge) AND HE WHOPPED THEIR FUCKING ASSES SO BAD, HE CARRIED HIMSELF 🫂🫂🫂

#satoru gojo x reader #satoru gojo x filipino reader #satoru gojo x y/n #gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen #jjk season 2 #gojo satoru x you

[maya-chirps]

I don't like talking about twitter drama anywhere but I just found the funniest twitter drama I've seen and it's literally about turon (a filipino snack made up of a fried wrapped banana with glazed sugar). Here's the translated thread as I guide you to this insanity:

"I SCOLDED CASHIERS AT SM MANILA SUPERMARKET. The line to buy a turon was long and there were only a few turon left on the stand. I was in the middle of the line and there was a lot more people behind me that wanted to avail a turon."

"There were 2 cashiers that were on break or had clocked out maybe that went to the cashier of the turon stand, and I heard that they were trying to reserve 2 turon. The cashier said 'Go to the line hey' but these two insisted that they don't need to go on the queue. So my blood started boiling because I really hate getting cut off in line."

"Then the one cashier took 2 turons for the two cashiers that cut in line. One of them said 'Dat ours?' then the cashier gave the turon to the two cashiers that cut in line and were waiting at the counter to pay. So my blood boiled even more."

"Then I told the cashier 'Miss you actually let these two cut in line while there's so many people in line, you're being unfair to the people waiting at the back' the cashier said 'Ah the two, sir?' Then I replied 'Obviously, yes!' with a bit of an angry tone in my voice."

"The 2 cashiers that cut in line for the turon were already holding them then I told these other two who were assigned in the counter that 'If you don't give up the turon, I'll let your manager know, there's a lot of people in line hoping to buy it too.' Dont tolerate that kind of attitude. So unfair!"

"The two cashiers didn't really say anything and they took the turon from the other two that cut in line. I just don't get why there's these kinds of people that could already see that there's a line but are still forcing themselves in and would choose to be unfair to others."

"Given that they're employees of SM, shouldn't they be more understanding because we're customers where they work. I'm not saying that the customer is always right, I just wish that they also know what's right and wrong. And there, I was able to buy a Turon with Chocnut*. Delicious!"

"And the people in line behind me because they were also able to buy some. 😊"

Additional Context:

Turon in SM is priced at PHP 25 which is relatively cheap. It's bout 0.50 USD?

More comparatively, seeing as OP looked at least middle to upper class (we'll discuss that later), it would've been easily affordable to him, but maybe a bit of a struggle for the two cashiers since they make less than the national average and are also contractual, often losing their jobs and not having any benefits.

Chocnut - a popular Filipino peanut butter chocolate that has a powdery consistency. it often melts in your mouth and is widely popular and beloved across the country.

This shit blew up and I mean blew up like this was just over ONE thread

It blew up so much that TURON started trending in Filipino twitter

Most people agreed that although cutting in line is bad, it seemed like OP felt way too proud of himself and probably should've just let it go because they were probably underpaid, overworked employees who only had 15 minute breaks.

OP's replies were also reeeeally self-important like

Person 1: mygod girl just dont anger a hungry person. lols OP: I stood up not for myself but for the people who were in line too and willing to wait. Again, respect and let's just be fair. Person 2: Oh no, he rly thinks of himself as a hero after what he's done here 😭😭😭😭

People jokingly started calling OP patay-gutom (lit. dead-hungry), a term we use here for someone extremely hungry and typically those who are hungry because of extreme poverty so OP decided to prove the haters wrong by... telling people that he was actually a millionaire???

Person 3: You're a bit patay-gutom sis in this part. All that lashing for turon? Hahaha. Get a life girly! Person 3: This is the deleted tweet of sissy @/op's handle [Screenshot of OP's tweet with an attached censored image of one of his bank account information that shows that he has 1.5 Million Pesos. OP: Me who's patay-gutom and a girly with no life, is this okay now? Or do I SS my other banks? Jkkkk✌🏻]

So anyway, here's some of my favorite tweets translated!

The turon of SM, bow The turon of SM is queued for The sweet banana, sugar and chocnut Spreads at every bite Giving joy to those in line and the cashier Yet the poor cashier Who stood for ten hours Was denied two of the turon...

Next time you should just buy turon here I mean you have P1.5 M in Metrobank anyway [Image of the top of a menu for Amanpulo Clubhouse Restaurant]

The line for turon at SM jk: [screenshots of two videos of people slowly walking in a line in a crowded railway station]

motherfucker your thread is so long that if you just used the time you used to type to just go to the next sm to buy turon

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It's officially been about a day and half since this happened but it's still trending right now which is pretty crazy. I don't think I've ever been this blown away with discourse over filo twitter until now. I will probably think about Turon Man for a good while.

#mayaposts #mayapino #filipino #philippines #twitter #twitter drama #discourse #twitter discourse #turon #bananas #sm manila #manila #idk what else to tag this as #turon man #long post #people calling him a karen is so funny ngl #like honestly i get getting pissed off by this and yeah i could see people i know do this kinda thing but posting about it and then adding #what's essentially an ''and then everyone clapped'' in the end really made this story personally #then op revealing himself as a millionaire? *chef's kiss* #all for a cheap fried banana snack that from a chain mall that's honestly pretty mid compared to other easier and cheaper places you could #get it from #i know i do mostly history stuff but this was just so funny my friends who are otherwise also disengaged from twitter had been laughing #about this man for at least an hour now #we'll probably reference him for days to come #i also decided to translate this manually because the auto-translate isn't giving it justice + it didn't translate some of the tweets fsr

[oeleo]

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#2022leo365 #chocnut #chocnutpianono #calamansi #purenectar