#chief cs

[skipppppy]

Abusing the Carmen Sandiego tier list maker to rank the characters on the stupidest shit I can think of. Give me suggestions

#carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego #shadowsan #zack cs #ivy cs #julia argent #chase devineaux #chief cs #vile faculty #countess cleo #dr bellum #coach brunt #professor maelstrom #roundabout #el topo #le chevre #tigress cs #mime bomb #neal the eel #paper star #lady dokuso #the troll #vlad and boris #agent zari

[youraveragecatastrophe]

First rule of computer safety : don't plug random flash drives into your computer

Second rule of computer safety : don't use your pets or loved ones' names or birthdays as passwords

this is a 0/2 for Chief! Someone send her to computer safety classes

#you've heard about 'give devineaux driving lessons' now get ready for 'please teach chief about computer safety' #'you lost a keycard loaded with classified information' yeah well i wouldn't be too quick to criticize if i were you. maybe. #csweekly #carmen sandiego 2019 #chief cs

[lavenoon]

h. hamds.

#post let luce #dcamv #barely but bear with me: #sleuth jesters #bloodstain fool #bc I'm NOT holding the mob bosses hand no no thank you #can be the police chief but im on bounty hunter brainrot rn sorry chief #my art #cs chapter art also in the making but its taking a bit <3 #indulgence won out for the afternoon bc i wanna hold hands #teehee size difference AND hands bc im normal <3 #enjoy the self indulgence to the left of what i usually indulge in #feels like condensed self indulgence. a concentrate #enjoy <3 #menace4menace

[kazz-brekker]

i remain convinced that dark rise at least partially has its roots in sauron/morgoth fanfic

#yes i'm in my making multiple posts in a row about what i'm reading era sorry #there are just too many similarities in the narrative and characters??? #like the shadow kings are ringwraiths and the stewards of the hall the stewards of gondor #and like the dark lord's chief lieutenant having once been a good guy is also very sauron #plus sarcean and anharion are very lotr-coded names #pie says stuff #pie reads #dark rise #cs pacat #books

[jackie-shitposts]

[image description: A screenshot taken from the Netflix reboot of Carmen Sandiego. Chase Devineaux, Julia Argent, and Hologram Chief are in front of an ACME computer interface. Chase is looking at Chief with an anxious expression, leaned over the table, with his arm perched on the back of the chair Julia is sitting on. Julia's hands hover over the interface as she looks at Chief with a pleased expression. Chief has her arms crossed and is looking at Julia, impressed. /End description]

Chase: Nobody cares about your dull fac- Chief: we love a woman in STEM <3 <3 <3

#nahhh but chase was being so dumb throughout this whole scene #completely ignoring chief's directive to see if the duchess was VILE #like why do you have to be an asshole AND bad at your job #carmen sandiego #csweekly #cs weekly

[2deadkat]

Imagine getting found by your pissed off lawyer while ur ass is hunted

Scarlett belongs to @/indigogalaxia

#we’re back #spectacular scarlet fox au #I know that’s not the actual line but shshsgssgsh #carmen sandiego #myart #carmen sandiego netflix #cs ivy #cs zack #julia argent #cs chief #cs zari #sonia cs #carulia #julethief #gotta keep that monthly fox streak

[haveaclock]

Literally no one ask for it but

💫The full photo of my Pfp💫

Also CREDITS: @youngninelifer (technically Ellison's Art blog but they're the same person :) )

#carmen sandeigo netflix #el topo #le chevre #jeantonio #cs chief #gunnar maelstrom #saria bellum #dr. bellum #coach brunt #chase devineaux #julia argent

[totally-correct-carmen-sandiego]

Carmen, taking off hat to reveal smaller, more sparkly hat underneath: does this answer your question

Chief: I never asked one

based on this

#carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #incorrect carmen sandiego #incorrect carmen sandiego quotes #cs chief

[cs-darktrax]

Chase: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Chief: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Chase: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

#carmen sandiego 2019 #chase devineaux #cs chief #incorrect quote #incorrect cs quotes

[tiredguyswag]

"you think Chief is a good character?" yes and im tired of pretending she's not

#JOKE'S ON YOU I NEVER PRETENDED SHE WAS NOT #yeah yeah difference of opinions and I RESPECT THAT but also I'm right #cs chief #carmen sandeigo netflix #carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019

[skipppppy]

They bully him relentlessly

#need to rewatch the show for the 1000th time but I love how no one likes Chase. at all #chase devineaux #chief cs #julia argent #agent zari #ivy cs #player cs #zack cs #shadowsan #el topp x le chevre #carmen sandiego 2019

[youraveragecatastrophe]

"We are delighted to see you fully recovered from your fall" "Fall?" "The reason for your medical leave... 'onto the hood of your car.'" CHIEF

"It says so right here in your transfer file : 'file clerk.'" CHIEF She really said 'even not working for me I can't let that dude keep inspecting'.

Chief wasn't even in this episode and she still chose violence

#i think that's the funniest thing ever if you're wondering #cs chief #carmen sandiego 2019 #csweekly

[redxcrackle]

Chase: Did I make some mistakes? Yes.

Chase: Did I only make mistakes? Yes.

Chase: But did it all work out?

Chase, looking proud of himself: Kinda!!

Chief: No, it didn’t all work out. You crashed 6 NEW CARS!!!

#carmen sandiego #cs chase devineaux #cs chief #carmen sandiego incorrect quotes #carmen sandeigo netflix #carmen sandeigo 2019 #carmen sandiego 2019 #netflix carmen sandiego #red crackle thoughts #netflix

[thenewzpeg]

Words of Vachanananda Seer will be taken seriously: Bommai

Gadag; The statement of Harihar Panchamasali Peeta chief Vachanananda Seer that the Panchamasali community has been sidelined by BJP will be seriously considered, said former chief minister and Gadag-Haveri Lok Sabha constituency BJP candidate Basavaraj.He told reporters here on Friday that he has been in constant touch with the seer since he had spoken out of concern. The observation of the seer…

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#: Chief Minister Basavaraj Bommai ruled out any dissatisfaction in BJP. #: Chief Minister Basavaraja Bommai said the government is probing the Voters&039; list revision controversy in an impartial manner #‘Be ready to pack up&039; - Congress to CM Bommai #&039;Cong-JD(S) have struck a deal’: alleges CM Bommai #&039;Determined to help industries in Karnataka to grow at an international level&039; says cm basavaraj bommai #&039;End this ugly civil war immediately&039; CM Basavaraj Bommai tells CS and DG &amp; IGP #BJP #Congress #BJP Karnataka #Bommai #BommaiBommai #I am in constant touch with Vachanananda Seer: Bommai #thenewzpeg.com #thenewzpeg.in #Words of Vachanananda Seer will be taken seriously: Bommai

[steddieas-shegoes]

AU where Eddie’s mom manages to get away from Eddie’s dad when he’s a small child, goes to the only place she knows is truly safe: Wayne.

Wayne takes them in no questions asked, helps her raise Eddie, makes sure his dad never comes around (maybe works with Hopper once he’s named Chief to make sure he gets behind bars as soon as possible).

So Eddie gets the love of his mom, and the love of his Uncle Wayne, and shit is still hard, money is still tight, he still has trouble fitting in, but it doesn’t distract him from school so much.

He graduates his first try, squeaks by with Cs and Bs because he’s smart, he’s just so easily distracted. Even gets into the community college, but has no idea what he wants to do until his mom is helping him with a pre-req English course. She says he’s naturally good at unpacking a story for anyone to understand it -“even when I ain’t the brightest star in the sky”- and he realizes maybe his talent of telling stories and helping people understand stories could make him a good English teacher.

Now that he has a plan, he’s focused, invested on getting into a university so he can be certified to teach. But he still struggles with math and unfortunately, he has to pass to move on.

That’s where Steve Harrington, freshman at Hawkins Community and Technical College, comes in. This isn’t the Steve that Eddie remembers from high school at all: he’s quiet and shy, doesn’t make eye contact, is really fucking smart.

Steve agrees to tutor him if Eddie agrees to help him with his final paper in his English course, a 10 page fictional exploration of a time in history.

“Use your imagination!” “Just pretend you’re writing a memoir.” “This is the longest sentence I’ve ever read and that includes Tolkien books.”

Steve blushes, makes corrections when Eddie suggests them, makes flash cards with formulas for Eddie to memorize for his exam.

They spend nearly every day working together, studying together, tutoring each other.

When Eddie passes his exam, he’s so excited, he runs right to the library, where he knows Steve is putting the final touches on his paper. He doesn’t even wait to catch his breath from running across campus to kiss him.

And suddenly Eddie isn’t the only one out of breath.

#someone wanna write this? #someone please take this away from me #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #this could be the 80s or modern tbh #I just think it’s neat to put them in all the situations #migraine thoughts are going crazy today sorry

[chialebeauf]

Dispatch from Absurdist France

Just so you know we're still living in our own weird Kafka/Ionesco fusion timeline.

Macron's a pompous authoritarian dick and we hate him, so the good people of France started a little informal competition amongst ourselves to see which city or town can fuck his redemption tour of public appearances the most. Besides the usual booing, heckling (shoutout to the two old guys that called him a butthole to his face and called his government corrupt while shaking his hand on live TV yesterday, dudes rock!) etc, we've seen a revival of the ancestral tradition of the casserolade/cacerolazo. Which is basically bringing pots and pans and banging on them to make as much noise as you can to drown out government bullshit, thanks to our Latin brothers and sisters for keeping that one warm for us.

Since he's also very sensitive and his minions the préfets -kinda like a local police chief+mini-governor thing- are very attentive to his feelings, they're taking Measures. This morning he went on a visit in the beautiful, beautiful Languedoc backcountry, my only true love, and the local préfet wasn't about to be outdone in fascist shit by his colleagues.

He invaded the small town of Ganges (4000 souls) with 600 riot cops, not a typo, and illegally used an anti-terror law to forbid the carrying of various things in the municipality, including "portable sound devices".

WHICH, Y'ALL, APPARENTLY INCLUDES FUCKING POTS AND PANS!

Irony and parody are dead, here's the video of popo opening people's bags and seizing saucepans. Also they got manhandeld by a buch of dads with an average of around 0,64 baldspots per scalp and then threw CS gas from 5m away while being downwind.

To top it off, the word for saucepan (casserole) is actually slang for a political scandal, which Macron and his gov are full of (2 or 3 ministers in exercice and his Chief of Staff currently under indictement and 4 or 5 former ones still under indictment or convicted, I lost count)

All of that happened before noon.

I'm done with this clown state, I'll start an Occitan independentist guerilla, this is too stupid.

#upthebaguette #no saucepan is illegal #keep going buddy you're doing great! #south of france #how rambling was that rant seriously #there so much more to the whole thing I didn't even mention #Macron is in his Trump-era #france