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howlingday · 4 months

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Jaune: This is just like Star Wars!

Nora: It is nothing like Star Wars!

Jaune: Yes, it is. I'm Han Solo, you're Princess Leia, and Ren is Luke Skywalker.

Ren: Why am I Luke Skywalker?

Jaune: You have a semblance that lets you see into people's souls, don't you?

Ren: That's not the same as having the force. I have the gun, so I should be Luke Skywalker and you should be Han Solo, since you're the leader of our group.

Jaune: Not all Jedis are leaders. Didn't you play Fallen Order?

Ren: I just want to be clear; I'm Han Solo, you're Luke Skywalker.

Nora: I am Princess Leia, though, just to be clear.

Ren: Fine.

Nora: Because they do become an item later.

Ren: ...Okay, Jaune, you're Han Solo and I am Luke Skywalker.

Jaune: That's... not where I was going with this.

Nora: Nope! It's too late! We're destined!

#rwby #charlie chanclas chocolate factory #jaune arc #lie ren #nora valkyrie #dawn somewhere #star wars

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mxrana · 5 years

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For the 'send me a fandom' ask: Alice in Wonderland aaaaand...Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!

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Alice in Wonderland (Tim Burton)

The first character I first fell in love with: Tarrant Hightopp bc when I heard Johnny Depp was going to be in it, I already knew I would love him and when I saw the first pics of him in it I thought omg I never thought I would find the Mad Hatter so beautiful!

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Time! The trailers and promos were so misleading making him look like a villain and the Red Queen’s love interest but turns out he’s just a lonely diety that had so much wrong done to him and was actually abused. He became such a loveable character to me I just want to give him all the snuggles.

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: I can’t say I fully dislike anyone but maybe it would have to be Iracebeth. I usually feel some sort of pity for villains but definitely not for her. She chose to be a bully and a mass murderer so I can’t like that about her but in the first film, she’s still a great character and HBC is amazing as always. I just wish the writers stuck to her just being an evil, spoiled monarch instead of trying to make her character redeemable in the sequel.

The character I love that everyone else hates: Mirana. I don’t think people really hate her but more like just simply don’t care for her or she’s seen as annoying and pointless which is unfortunate. She had so much potential to actually be interesting and profound but was reduced to practically a background character. Hence, why I created this account.

The character I used to love but don’t any longer: Canon Iracebeth only because of how she treated Time and never owned up to all the murder and torture she inflicted.

The character I would totally smooch: Mirana, she just has such kissable lips.

The character I’d want to be like: Mirana and Tarrant. They remain so kind despite all the shit they’ve been through.

The character I’d slap: Time in the beginning of ATTLG. Only because I just wish he would realize there is another Queen that would actually treat him right.

A pairing that I love: WhiteTime. Nuff said. (Honorable mention Tarrana since I’m a sucker for rare pairings and bffs to lovers plots)

A pairing that I despise: Though I don’t despise Hattice, I get uncomfortable when it’s a romantic ship. I see them as a close, brother/sister type of relationship and I can’t stand that some people think Alice won’t be happy unless she stays in Wonderland for him which doesn’t make sense in my own views of her character. She would never give up her life and leave her family for him, or anyone.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

The first character I first fell in love with: Willy Wonka! During Grandpa Joe’s flashback of working for him and Will’s little laugh was just too adorable.

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Charlie in the books was a goody two shoes but in the 2005 film, he actually was super cute, smart, and even had a little bit of sass. I just love his loyalty to his family and optimism.

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: Mike Teavee, yeah he’s a smartass but he’s annoying af

The character I love that everyone else hates: Charlie. I’m a sucker for genuinely kind characters but I understand they tend to be the most unpopular ones.

The character I used to love but don’t any longer: Veruca Salt. Yeah she was poorly raised but it’s more like I hate entitled brats. I deal with them frequently and that’s who they all remind me of.

The character I would totally smooch: Willy Wonka obvs because he would taste like candy.

The character I’d want to be like: Charlie for reasons above, he’s just so kind and optimistic despite whatever happens to him.

The character I’d slap: Mike Teavee. He needs a chancla to be exact.

A pairing that I love: Mr. and Mrs. Bucket. Parental goals.

A pairing that I despise: Charlie x Willy. Despise with a passion. It’s just…

#miss-loonylove #;asks #;about the mun #thanks for sending this in love!

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howlingday · 4 months

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NINJA JAUNE

Blake: So, what kind of ninja are you?

Jaune: I'm a freelance ninja.

Blake: A freelance ninja?

Jaune: It's a hustle, y'know? Employment is really hard to come by these days, so you gotta really talk people into ninjas. I'm working on my own right now, self-employed and all that. And once I get something I can sell... I'll sell it.

Blake: Who will you sell to?

Jaune: The highest bidder.

Blake: Right, so are you black-clad with a sword and smoke bombs, or...

Jaune: Mhm. Definitely black-clad. I also have some more modern stuff, since Naruto is really popular these days. That's why I wear a headband with my business card on it. You know, for advertising, since I'm freelance. You gotta advertise in this business. And also all business.

Blake: Right, right.

Jaune: Also, I couldn't get any ninja shoes, because they're all custom made, so I'm wearing sandals and socks, both of which are black.

Blake: So... black flip flops with black dress socks?

Jaune: Yup. But they're all black, so it fits in with my other modern black clothes. You know, black jeans, black shirt, black gloves and, uh, a sort of neck gaiter. A real modern ninja.

Blake: Uh-huh... So, what kind of weapons do you have? Do you have a katana? An odachi? Maybe a ninjato?

Jaune: Well, most of my stuff is made at home, in the garage. Like, I've got this hunting knife and a grappling hook that I made.

Blake: ...You know what? I respect it.

#rwby #jaune arc #blake belladonna #ninja jaune #dawn somewhere #charlie chanclas chocolate factory

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