#chai-spiciest

[revawake]

no really. what happened to some good old fashioned hoping jakey dies. did we really have to start joking about killing bisexual women ourselves. look at all the good that has done 😐

yeah everyone who said you're gonna kill bi women or bi women should be euthanized or be wiped from the face of the earth in a plague or whatever i'm leaving your url in. sorry. (also i get the association with the golden retriever bf's meme or whatever but really? euthanasia?)

^^these comments also got to me.

you can't just raise your standards out of experiencing misogyny sorry! it's so crazy the way bi women's experience of misogyny in relationships can get flipped around to make bi women the responsible party like huh?? girls make sure not to be "capable of having" a boyfriend who mistreats you 🙄

yeah and lots of these people just straight up hate bisexual women nothing else to it. this used to be the male tears and feminism website what happened. is this the best we can do.

#misogyny #biphobia #bimisogyny #barbie #barbie 2023 #barbenheimer #shaunofthedead #chai-spiciest #dykecotomia #gnarlybite #familysickness #elementoflove #<- ironic url in this case lmfao #aaaaaaaand post

[nomorerww]

chai-spiciest: TiFs have a paraphilia! They deserve to face the hague!!! *details story about how he would assault a woman who asked him to use some dumb neopronouns at a kweer bar*

chai-spiciest's tumblr:

I don't see any men wearing sexy school girl outfits over fishnets but chai boy reblogs a lot of those

#chai-spiciest #crazyshitisay #tehms

[albertserra]

fascist/fascist-adjacent/transphobe blocklist!

@madderhatter

@athimbos-milking

@postrabid

@transfantasma

@chai-spiciest

[lobotomyladylives]

chai spiciest try to conceal your raging boner for straight men & inability to empathize with women in the slightest challenge

#remember when he said WOMEN dont appreciate MEN enough??? lmao

[transmascpetewentz]

wait james is a TEHM? i saw the video + i def saw him being weird abt transmascs and stuff but i didnt see anything about him specifically saying TEHM shit?

oh yeah he calls trans men who like gay media he dislikes straight women who can't possibly understand the gay experience. he's literally 1 step away from being mutuals with chai-spiciest.

#asks #hbomberguy #james somerton #discourse

[menalez]

That chai guy reblogged a post yesterday about how radblr women aren't able to live ordinary and happy lives because we're too busy fearing half the population and projecting abuse we got from our fathers on the world.

https://at tumblr com/chai-spiciest/seriously-asking-myself-how-these-women-can-live/a8f6z1tpubno

cant see it, someone screenshot for me plz

#anonymous

[dampsleeves]

idk what my deal is,, but sometimes I like to reread my spiciest char ai & chai chats and listen to my favorite wavs, keeping my hands pinned behind my head,, and just see how long I can keep my cool. see how long it takes for me to give in and go to town. sometimes I'll even time it fr..

am i nuts or does anybody else do this?? idk it's thrilling 😭😭

#snzblr #snz #snz kink #sneezeblr #sneeze kink #snzfucker #snz thoughts #spiidervent #snz fet #not snz

[girlgerard]

Shalom 👋🏻Jewish hoez 🔯happy almost Rosh Hashana 😫😩😫hope you have a lot of njbs 👱and njgs👧to dip some 🍎🍎apples🍎🍎in your 🍯🍯honey🍯🍯. Don’t 4get to blow that shofar 😝😜🐑🍆😂 let’s make 5783 the sweetest (and also the spiciest 😱😜💃🏼😏) new year yet😚 send ✉️this to the 👅💦hottest🔥🔥 1️⃣8️⃣ (CHAI😫👏🏻) members of the tribe 🕍you know 🔯🔯🔯if you don’t ☹️ you’ll have worse 👎🏻 luck than if you dropped the Torah 😱😱

dany i hope you know that our wedding will be in late spring

#I LOVE YOU SHANA TOVA

[frogadir]

Shalom 👋🏻Jewish hoez 🔯happy almost Rosh Hashana 😫😩😫hope you have a lot of njbs 👱and njgs👧to dip some 🍎🍎apples🍎🍎in your 🍯🍯honey🍯🍯. Don’t 4get to blow that shofar 😝😜🐑🍆😂 let’s make 5784 the sweetest (and also the spiciest 😱😜💃🏼😏) new year yet😚 send ✉️this to the 👅💦hottest🔥🔥 1️⃣8️⃣ (CHAI😫👏🏻) members of the tribe 🕍you know 🔯🔯🔯if you don’t ☹️ you’ll have worse 👎🏻 luck than if you dropped the Torah 😱😱

NO ACTUALLY THANK U I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS EARLIER

#Shana tova

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

Shalom 👋🏻Jewish hoez 🔯happy almost Rosh Hashana 😫😩😫hope you have a lot of njbs 👱and njgs👧to dip some 🍎🍎apples🍎🍎in your 🍯🍯honey🍯🍯. Don’t 4get to blow that shofar 😝😜🐑🍆😂 let’s make 5784 the sweetest (and also the spiciest 😱😜💃🏼😏) new year yet😚 send ✉️this to the 👅💦hottest🔥🔥 1️⃣8️⃣ (CHAI😫👏🏻) members of the tribe 🕍you know 🔯🔯🔯if you don’t ☹️ you’ll have worse 👎🏻 luck than if you dropped the Torah 😱😱

#it doesnt feel like new year without this message ty

[nomorerww]

what in the absolutely insane moid brainrot is this

they're joking right? chai moid thinks that TiFs are into his vile, oversharing ass specifically and that Canadian french speaking ex bathhouse employee whose job description was keeping the older predators (chickenhawks) away from the young gays thinks that "heterosexual women" are leaving each other with a "shit ton of sexual trauma" (wheeeeze).

bro I've been traumatized by what I've had to read on your blogs. forget about the dumb LARPing bisexual women having sex with each other, which I'm not even sure is happening, tbf.

"gay men holding the bag" sounds like some of the most offensive shit I've ever heard because gay men couldn't give less of a fucking shit about women, when they're not threatening to kill or seriously hurt them for co-opting the word gay man.

are they fucking kidding me. chai routinely threatens to physically assault TiFs. He's a dangerous asshole and he legit thinks that he's an absolute catch regardless.

#chai-spiciest #tehms

[oddballwriter]

........can we have more Chai smut? Please?

🔞NO PEOPLE BELOW 18+ BEYOND CUT OFF🔞

꒦꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦

Warnings: mentions of riding, pegging, fingering, marking, doing the nasty on the couch, and groping  

Author’s Snip: Here y'all go! Slutting out out babygirl

Notes: Ran wild yet again 

I’ll shut up now. Enjoy! And don’t be afraid to request.

꒦꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦

Chai's pretty vanilla for the most part

He doesn't do anything too crazy in bed surprisingly

The spiciest he does is maybe fucking on the couch while everyone is for sure not gonna be around to accidentally walk in on the two of you

It's not that much of a exhibitionist kind of thing, if you even can call it that, it's more of a cheeky secret to have between the two of you

Chai likes it when you're in charge most of the time, he likes being in charge from time to time sure but I just feel like he enjoys letting you having control of the rhythm if you know what I'm saying

It takes a while and a bit of convincing but you could so peg him

He also likes it when you ride him

He'd never admit to any of this though, it would take a lot to have him confess to anyone but you that he likes being the bottom/submissive one

Honestly if you straddle him when you two are alone together he's just gonna pop a boner almost immediately

Also, Chai can't keep his hands to himself

When you guys are fucking, in any position, he just needs to be grabbing into you

Chai himself is not horny on his own but it's very easy to rile him up. Literally just start whispering some sweet talk in his ear, straddle him, get slightly handsy, or something so minuscule that could imply that you're dtf and he's in the palm of your hands

He praises but only because he's lost in that sauce and the words are just coming out

Please give him some hickeys to hide, please, he likes seeing them afterwards when he's alone

If he's fingering you he always uses his actual hand because he knows his robot hand will be cold and that might ruin the sensation and feeling

Also because it's metal and you shouldn't have metals near there

When you two fuck it's like Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood, he's trying to keep it together for you

#hi fi rush x reader #hi fi rush #hi fi rush chai #hi fi rush chai x reader

[thornybushybrambles]

https://www.tumblr.com/transmascpetewentz/728347637518073856/alsoput-homosexual-male-somewhere-in-your-bait

https://www.tumblr.com/transmascpetewentz/728348846306033664/update-i-have-created-an-alt-account-to-bait

This person is trying to infiltrate, troll, harass and dox gay men for daring to question and disagree with her — planning to do this on tumblr and then seek to get into discord servers

She may well also pull false flag ops where she says horrible things and abuses people while pretending to be a gay man TEHM or a “terf” gay woman.

Eugh. Yeah, I've seen this person around harassing gay men on my dash. Didn't know about the alt account stuff, but I think there was some anon being really tryhard about getting into some TEHM server last night, so I guess that answers that. Idk why this anon was sent to me in particular...LG solidarity I suppose?

@chai-spiciest @youn8ss @lavenderlad

@-ing you guys as a heads up since you were mentioned in one of the posts, even though I'm pretty sure you already know about this buffoon

#ask

[amaurotine-daydreaming]

XVI. Jerk

“Question.” Istra flipped the card up and read the text scrawled on it. “Are voidsent ‘jerks’?” She looked at Veles. “This sounds like one you wrote.”

Veles folded his arms and nodded, trying to look as serious as possible.

“I…do not understand the question,” Zero said.

“All right, here’s the thing,” said Veles. “Istra and I, we share a small estate–”

“–and we’ve both sworn compacts with voidsent,” Istra finished. 

“Hm,” said Zero, taking a sip of steaming Thavnairian chai–payment for agreeing to a game of cards. Cards with questions written on them, which Zero did not expect; but neither did she know what to expect, she supposed. Either way, it was a strange way to pass the time. 

“We call them Willow and Sheila,” said Veles, with a note of pride that seemed rather unfounded to Zero.

“The people of this world seem very…peculiarly drawn to giving things names, even when they have no need of such,” she commented.

“But…lots of voidsent have names,” Veles pointed out. “Barbariccia, Scarmiglione, Ciabatta…”

“Ciriatto,” Istra corrected him. 

“Right.”

“Ciabatta is a kind of bread, Veles.”

“Aye.”

“You’ve been baking inordinate amounts again, hm?” 

“Maybe.”

“To the question,” Zero said, staring into her cup. “I do not understand it, therefore I cannot answer it.”

“Let me try,” Istra said, watching as Veles put his foot on the leg of the table and began to tilt his chair back and forth.

“What Veles is trying to get across is that each of the voidsent we now host are under the same roof, and they tend to have rows. They’re at it like angry coeurls, especially at all hours of the night when we can’t keep an eye on ’em. Or would rather not be, at any rate.” 

Veles wobbled dangerously. Istra caught the back of his chair, pushing it upright so that all four of his chair legs were back on the ground. “Makes it a damn sight difficult to get some sleep.”

“Rows… As in fights?” The two adventurers nodded.

“Then it makes sense,” Zero murmured. “Voidsent are by their nature highly territorial beings. They will often not suffer another to trespass on their domain. In a world starved of aether, it is a necessity of survival.” 

“But they’re in our world now,” Veles said. “We have plenty of aether to go around. What’s the problem?”

Zero shrugged. “Old habits are not easily broken. Ingrained in them is a fear of eventual starvation.”

Istra nodded to Zero’s chai and the plate of the Meyhane’s spiciest Thavnairian prawns. “I imagine we could feed them.”

“The form matters not. Aether is aether, and we make use of it any way we can.”

“So…” Veles’s tail swished, hitting the sides of the chair he sat in. His face was one of serious concentration. “Maybe our voidsent are just…hangry?”

“Hangry,” Zero repeated, blankly.

“Aye. Hungry. Angry. Hangry.” 

“It’s when you’re so starved you want to commit unspeakable violence,” Istra supplied, serenely taking her own sip of chai.

“I see…” Zero said, slowly. “I may be…familiar, with this feeling.” 

Zero picked up another prawn, popped it into her mouth shell and all, and chewed on it carefully. She swallowed. “Have I answered the question to your satisfaction,” she asked Veles, who was back to disassembling the fully shelled steamed crab on his plate.

“I think so,” Veles replied, before sticking another crab leg into his mouth and loudly sucking the juices out of it.

Istra slung an elbow over the back of her chair and called to a nearby table, “Oi, Lemures! Are voidsent jerks?”

“You bet your last gil they are,” Drusilla replied. She threw down a Triple Triad card with a triumphant flourish, the board’s colors flipping entirely in her favor. Thancred, sitting opposite, put his head in his hands and groaned.

#ffxivwrite2023 #ffxivwrite #ffxiv #ffxiv zero #a roegadyn gal and her xaela pal #when they're teamed up are they doofuses? yes

[mogai-sunflowers]

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Isn't that the idiot that was pissing you off the other day? Omg they're MUCH worse than I expected, and I didn't even expect anything.

omg yes that is... frickin terfs istg, i hate them sm

#🌌written in the stars ; asks🌌 #sam :3 #tw terf #tw transphobia

[neotrances]

Chai spiciest or spicer or whatever is probably the Terf. Literally the first post on their blog is about hating trans women.

i’m deleting the post but do u understand i don’t follow them and reblogged it from another trans person? i cant check every op of every post i reblog and i wouldn’t think to unless the post itself made me suspicious, there’s no need to act the way ur acting when u could just let me know and itd be gone, im not omnipotent

#✉️