#certified adhd moment

[sadberrystuff]

as the parent of three cats and a volunteer at a cat shelter, as well as a hyperfixated adhd MACHINE, I'm about to tell you what kind of cat the tpp characters are

juno - brown Maine Coon, or a ginger tabby. I'm a ginger tabby parent and while mine practically radiates Juno energy, if you're looking for a cat ad melodramatic as it is sarcastic, the brown Maine Coon is just that

nureyev - tuxedo or black cat. cmon. you already KNOW. I also have a black cat, and he's so Nureyev it hurts. tuxedo cats are more of a Duke Rose and black cats are more of a Rex Glass yk

rita - tortoiseshell. I have never met a more energetic, weird cat in my life. they're just so Rita. I can't begin to explain the Rita-ergy from these cats I love it sm

jet - getting him out of the way bc he's an old white cat. old white shorthairs are the sweetest things ever, and have also probably committed unspeakable acts in their youth

vespa - black longhair. they're so sweet and so snarky and if looks could kill, I'd be dead a thousand times over, but they're so PRETTYY

buddy - ocicat. saw one at the shelter one time and FREAKED OUT bc they're so majestic and stoic....I can't

mick - GINGER LONGHAIR.

slip - idk why I'm adding him but he's absolutely a certified brown tabby moment if i've ever seen one

ruby7 - the Catbus from My Neighbor Totoro /hj

#certified adhd moment #shitpost #rambles from a cat shelter volunteer and tpp fan #tpp #the penumbra podcast #juno steel #junoverse #peter nureyev #buddy and vespa #vespa and buddy #jet siquliak #cats

[miserable-flamango]

It's been a while since I've posted some of my written work here, so here's a snippet of something I wrote a couple months ago. This is mainly just me self-projecting my ADHD ass onto my favorite boy idk what to tell ya

Also Plasma cause <3

Kai stood in front of the door to Jay’s workshop, nervously twiddling his thumbs. Zane had asked him to go fetch the blue ninja, and Kai stupidly agreed. A lesson he learned early on was that Kai and fragile objects don’t mix well; he would always be scolded by his father for being so wild and rambunctious in the shop, and has had a history of accidentally destroying valuables items which always ended in angry shouts and hot tears. He’s always been too brash, too feisty, too loud, too much, and he needed to calm down. He felt his heart pound as he took a deep breath and knocked on the door, followed by a muffled “Come in.”

As soon as he entered, a wave of heat was the first thing to greet him. With all of the running tech along with Jay’s own body heat, it can make the small room toasty within a matter of minutes, and Jay likes to have privacy while he works so he never opens the door. They need to install a window or something. Tools, wires, bits, and bobs filled every square inch of the small room, busting out of boxes and laying on top of crudely stacked piles, to the point where it wasn’t organized chaos anymore, it was just chaos. Jay sat at his desk, turned in his chair to face the door, his face brightened when he saw his boyfriend, “Hey Kai, you gonna keep standing in the door or what?” 

“Right, sorry.” Kai muttered as he stepped foot into the room, blinking a few times to get used to the much dimmer lighting. How does Jay even see anything in this place? “Uh,” he spoke up, scratching the back of his neck, “Zane said to remind you about the oven.” 

Jay’s eyes widened as he whipped around in his chair to look at a clock on the wall, “Shit, I totally forgot about that! Thanks for reminding me! I’m just finishing up the temperature gauge right now, come see.” he beckoned. Kai tensely ventured further into the room, keeping his arms pinned to his sides to avoid bumping into anything as he approached the desk. There underneath the yellow light of the desk lamp sat a small motherboard with thin wires sticking out and some small gray boxes and cylinders stuck on, which he assumed one was probably a battery. 

“The sensor was busted, which meant that the oven’s voltage was continuing to rise because there was no cap off. So I took off this thing right here-” Jay pointed to different parts on the board as he explained, but it just went in one ear and out the other for Kai. Don’t get him wrong, he loves listening to whatever project Jay’s working on, but he could never seem to wrap his head around anything electronic or coding related. When he finished, Kai flashed him a smile, “Looks good, babe!” 

Jay smiled at the praise, “Thank you, just need to attach a few more things and I’ll be done.” He looked around at his workspace for something before looking back up at Kai. He batted his eyelashes at him, “Oh wait, it seems my soldering iron is on another table. Mind if you help me out?” he asked sweetly. Kai stiffened, any other time he would jokingly chide him for “using his powers irresponsibly” while being more than willing to help, even taking the opportunity to steal quick kisses from the lightning master. Now, he couldn’t get over the chance that he might accidentally ruin the gauge or something worse, and that wasn’t something he wanted to risk. He reached over and grabbed the iron, “I’m kinda busy right now, sorry.” he lied, handing off the tool and turning to leave quickly to avoid looking at Jay’s face.

“Oh, okay. Uh… bye-” Jay’s goodbye was cut off by the closing door.

#Mango Writes #ninjago #kai smith #kai jiang #jay walker #plasma shipping #certified adhd moment #for me at least #ive never really written something like this before so I hope its decent

[zinnie-zoloft]

Ed and Stede looking at the act of grace contract

#certified adhd moment #ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #stede bonnet

[quietsounds]

needed some nick flynn gifs for,,,, reasons,,,, and now i have 100+ nick flynn gifs

did i just accidentally become a gifmaker /hj

#storm speaks🐇 #so many #where do i put them #i'll have to post some #certified adhd moment

[enoch-xyz]

whoops forgot tumblr existed silly me

#certified adhd moment #zion.pdf

[dragonwithafez]

erm... i think i may have accidentally been drawing for like 8 hours straight. whoops. what do you mean it's noon now.

#thinking ''hrm im kinda hungry...'' and looking at the clock realizing i havent ate since idk 2 am. yeah thatd do it #certified adhd moment

[firefromthegodspro]

Anyways work chuggs along on both creative works I'm writing.

Feels satisfying to be creative again.

I've found not forcing myself to write a specific thing and actually focusing on 4 makes my brain make the good chemicals.

Hibiki Symphonia is still on hiatus because I can't quite get my brain to understand the Madoka rewatch is not just work for me to track character honorifics but to enjoy the Subbed version for the first time, so maybe that will resume one day

#creative writing #certified adhd moment

[seamless-socks]

flopped around mopily for days and then had an ADHD moment (rare) and learned german

#adhd #certified adhd moment #wee hawww

[whichjack]

it's wild when you're so used to not eating that your body starts to get used to operating in starvation mode

then you start eating again because you remember that you should do that and you feel like a goddamn superhero because you're suddenly operating at a Standard Okay Level

#certified adhd moment #kinda scary how easy it is to cut food when you're poor

[sz-mery]

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#certified adhd moment

[miloslikestv]

where do i find the funny haha random clever jokes posts people repost on instagram account called some shit like @._bes.t_.of_tumblrr.funny_.

#like seriously why are there so many accounts like that #i want to see the funny stuff but im stuck in a trobed loophole (which i enjoy dont get me wrong) #also i still dont know how tumblr actually works #certified adhd moment

[thirsty-ikea-bug]

Matching boots are all fun and games until you try to leave the house in the wrong pair.

I made it several metres out the door before I released I was wearing my mate's boots.

#certified ADHD moment #vicposting

[miserable-flamango]

I would like to file a complaint to the Big Man upstairs. Hey God? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU NERF MY BRAIN??? I HAVE IDEAS, REVOLUTIONARY IDEAS THAT COULD CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY AND SPACE TIME AS WE KNOW IT!! AND YOU FUCKING GAVE ME ADHD AND NOW I CAN'T EXPRESS THESE IDEAS WITHOUT FUCKING BUTCHERING THEM???? FUCK YOU!

#certified adhd moment #mango talks #i needed to scream into the void #dont mind me #adhd

[cristalthenarwhalpotato]

The four horsemen of returning hyperfixations-

Currently it's mainly my Roman empire, Clone wars-

#cris talks #certified narwhal memes #hyperfixation #adhd moment #im hyperfixating again #autism go brrrr #my little pony #mlp #sw clone wars #star wars tcw #star wars #scp fandom #scp memes #sw memes #clone wars memes #star wars memes #undertale meme #utmv meme #undertale #utmv

[romesinruins]

me, a person who has to work tomorrow morning: i should look up something i can do with my freshly washed wet hair overnight so it’ll look good tomorrow. something low effort and easy

me, with all the confidence and hubris of a new jersey guitarist announcing his intent to murder george w bush during his time as president of the united states of america: im gonna learn how to do pin curls and i’m gonna do that right now

#u know when i was like five my back then best friend a Certified ADHD Kid watched me be way too actively into the cartoons on tbh #and looked at my mum and went #‚u know sometimes it’s a bit like she has adhd too‘ #and nothing ever came of that but i remember that moment frequently

[firefromthegodspro]

my use of tumblr is "i forget i have one until i do and then binge it for 2 hours"

#certified adhd moment #my brain go brrrrr #and then the tv static kicks in