#celebration pipe

[ericdoesinhale]

New Celebration Pipe (series 48)!

I really like these pipes... so easy for me to use (and clean).

#cannabis #pipes #celebration pipe #weed #pot

[colin-becher-death-countdown]

Is Colin Becher Still Alive:

Yes.

Colin Becher Has Survived:

29 days (without being brutally pipe murdered! 🎉✨)

#happy brutal pipe murder day to all who celebrate 🥳 #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #colin becher death countdown #colin becher

[mag-160]

still obsessed with the way jon comes back inside, sees an old man who got brutally pipe murdered literally seconds before, and just goes.............oh

#fucking oh indeed #the british way i guess #anyway. happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #eena.txt

[the-starlit-blade]

jurgen leitner stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner goddamn fool book collecting dust eating rat old bastard shithead idiot avatar of the whore biggest clown in the circus laughed out of town cowboy motherfucking jurgen leitner stop pinning me when i talk about jurgen leitner i hate him so much why does he have so many fucked up books why did he decide to fuck around anf find out just set them loose is he dead is he a bastard man has such a visceral effect on me not even in the room never seen this mans face and i know he has the worlds shittiest beard get away from me if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgen leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down if i have to deal with jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive i dont even know why i hate him so much he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy he better have a fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just a rich shithead who likes creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham better have had a book make him kill a man because if he did not im gonna make him paypal.com/ifuckinghatejurgenleitner episodes not even about him vaguely mention what is maybe supposed to be his library and i lost it where the fuck is jurgen leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt crusty old man ill punch him and his frail old man twig bones will flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times titled now you fucked up in yiddish im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point i hope theres a day given for when jurgen died or will die so i can get a reminder on my phone every day once a year i will do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

#the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate!! #jurgen leitner has been dead for 7 slutty slutty years

[microwave-mars]

Happy brutal pipe murder day!!! This is your yearly reminder to do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

#my favorite way to celebrate the holiday is relistening to the jurgen leitner rant #it makes me laugh every time #i also laugh every time i see my calender reminder for the day #[extended sounds of brutal pipe murder] #the magnus archives #jurgen leitner

[irljmart]

HAPPY BRUTAL PIPE MURDER DAY, EVERYONW!!!!

#brutal pipe murder #its feb 16th here #i will be celebrating #tma

[feytouched]

the 'planning my birthday' catch-22. if i don't speak up and say what i'd like with enough advance time then there will be no time for me and my fam to make those things happen. but if i do start talking abt it 20 days in advance i feel like a self-centered idiot that's bothering everyone :^)

and the bonus wildcard: it's probably pointless to make plans bc my health condition could just deteriorate out of the blue and render all our planning useless

#inside me there are two wolves. one wants a picture perfect celebration of my golden birthday #(sounds silly but since i was a kid i always thought 26 would be The Best Age. it is my lucky number after all) #another one wants to be the chillest coolest girl ever and just relax bc it's never gonna be perfect anyway so why bother myself or anyone #ką sako lapė #20 days might seem a lot but it really isn't for some things since like.. i was looking at cake decorating tutorials #and since i live on an island i'd have to order the piping tools most likely #but then they would probably already not get here on time since post is slow

[that-dumb-dinosaur]

it's that time of year again

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgen leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgenLeitner

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it where the fuck is jurgen leitner if he's still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasn't

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all that's left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope there's a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

#happy brutal pipe murder day to all who celebrate #jurgen leitner #brutal pipe murder #tma #the magnus archives #tma podcast #trexi pterodactyl screeches

[fisarmonical]

Errol Flynn

#errol flynn #vintage men #vintage #20th century #tennis #tennis history #celebrity #golden hollywood #pipemen #pipesmoking #tobacco pipe #pipes #smoking pipe

[what-is-this-tomfoolery]

merry brutal pipe murder day everyone

#i hope you have someone to celebrate with (but not too accurately) #tma #magnus archives #extended sounds of brutal pipe murder #jurgen leitner

[ericdoesinhale]

Precious Pink Steel, Series 46, Celebration Pipe

Received a new Celebration Pipe today... I do like these quite a bit.

#cannabis #weed #pot #pipes #celebration pipe

[dutybcrne]

Silly silly hc:

Wriothesley tossing Sigewinne up in the air for mutual enrichment and there always being at least one time per shenanigan that she accidentally ( sometimes on purpose ) gets stuck up somewhere bc he got a bit overeager-

#hc; sigewinne #//I like to think it started sometime after they became friends #//Maybe him wishing he had a ball or smth he could toss around to keep entertained whenever he visited infirmary in free time #//Sige making a mental note to acquire him said ball; maybe a small one she could keep for him in her infirmary #//But in the interim suggesting he try tossing her. Which he balked at until she convinced him bc she got rlly curious & would NOT let up #//And then them just utterly clowning from there #//Him heckin using her for strength building when he realize how much she liked being hurtled upwards #//Making it his goal to toss her higher and higher each time he got the chance #//Her absolutely LOVING getting yeeted; esp when he gets all focused & tryna comply to her demands for more liftoff. His face gets so funny #//The first time he got her stuck somewhere was prolly Immediately after he took over the Fortress #//Him getting so overeager in his celebration; she gets fucken LAUNCHED #//Gets her stuck on the emblem or hanging off a pipe for dear life but instead of panicking they mcfreakin LOSE THEIR SHIT #hc; wriothesley #//Shh #//You see nothin

[vintage-sweden]

Actor Edvard Persson and his dog, 1939, Sweden.

#1939 #1930s #sweden #sverige #vintage photos #vintage men #dogs #pipes #actors #celebrities

[intersexdabi]

due to scheduling difficulties, i will be spending christmas alone this year again :(

#last year it was bc of the person above me had their pipes burst and flooded my apartment #now it's because everyone wants to celebrate at 17:00 and i'm supposed to be in bed by 18:00 lmfao #sigh.

[maiteo]

#eye deee kayy ppl who are constantly negative abt a team piping up to celebrate a win…ion like that! #like damn you can only muster up a tiny moment of positivity bc the teams doing well….okay… #maybe I’ve just outgrown constant footyblr pessimism but come onnn….give it a rest!! or keep that negative shit to yourself! #nunna my business!!🤷🏽‍♀️

[ghostsinthecellar]

I still have to mop and actually refill the litterbox but I FINALLY swept the litter hell that was the upstairs bathroom. 💪🏼

#charlie babbles #I also flipped the heavy blanket we have drying on the shower rail up there #also also I went into scarybasement to get measurements for the digging of the broken pipe so we can get an estimate for that soon #and I have washing dishes on the agenda #wheee #tomorrow starts the birthday celebrations (ie hooking up a viddygame and playing all day because I'll be out on my actual birthday) so #have to Do Things today