Every day, 5x a day, I go on AO3 searching the same relationship tags by “date updated” as if by some miracle, all my followed stories about Zoro andor Sanji andor Law andor Luffy will update when I press “search”
li ming has a little baby stepsister and is going to america with his boyfriend heart to work and study and he learned both sign language and english within 8ish months and loves his uncle and is slowly bonding with his mom im fine about it im normal im *bursts into tears every time he's on screen*
stone cold sober: “what do you know about dead welsh kings?”
one drink in: “… so glendower, and that’s spelled o-w-a-i-n g-l-y-n-d-ŵ-r. it’s very important to get historical names correct. wouldn’t want to be disrespectful.”
two drinks in: “it’s basically a life long dream of mine to meet glyndŵr. he’s my personal hero. and since we all know glendower is just takin a loooong nap. it is a real possibility! isn’t that brilliant!?”
5 drinks in: “AND HE HAD THIS DAUGHTER. SHE WAS CRAZY. OR A WITCH. not that witches are bad!! but god are they ANNOYING sometimes! the SINGING! my god!”
7 drinks in (totally incoherent): “I JUST. i’m going to die, i mean aren’t we all. in the end times? what do we have? i mean what do any of us have? glendower. he was mighty. i wish i was him.”
Rather than order in a greasy burger and fries. I am going to have fries at home in the air fryer to make them slightly healthier. I cant stop myself from eating like a 'normal' person today and ana is screaming