#can’t stand this man

[whatsnewalycat]

I cannot with this man 😭😭😭

#bo burnham inside outtakes #bo burnham inside #bo burnham #inside studios #can’t stand this man #i love him #absolutely unbearable #add to cart #fucker

[steviesays]

And who is this bug whore

#NOT MULDER HANGING UP ON SCULLY #can’t stand this man #shan watches the x files

[lightyagamidespiser]

just finished death note ! so glad he d!ed

#can’t stand this man #rest in peace NOT

[j-amez]

Karim scoring a golazo NOW?!

#can’t stand this man #he really becomes a striker during ramadan 😭 #karim benzema #real madrid

[houseswife]

bro can you imagine being tritter. you’re a power hungry cop who just wants to get revenge on the asshole doctor who humiliated you, so you approach his prescribing physician saying “here’s cold hard proof that he committed several crimes and endangered your career”. and instead of testifying against him in light of this information he’s like nooo he didn’t do anything wrong!! it was my fault actually that he committed felonies without my knowledge!! don’t take him away!! send me to prison instead!!! like. what do you even do with that

#can’t get over the car scene where tritter is like ‘you’ll go to prison if you don’t tell the truth about him’ #and wilson just goes ‘better me than him’ #and tritter just gets inscreasingly baffled by his commitment to being number 1 house defender #gay people bro 😭😭 outside perspective on that relationship goes crazy #house md #hilson #house/wilson #gregory house #james wilson #or like alternatively #can you imagine being julie wilson #and your husband comes home one day and he’s like I lost my job #and u ask why #and he says that house committed too many crimes and you refused to get him fired #my man was down bad 😭 stand by your mannn and show the world you love him

[retrymylifx]

die ersten stunden im normalen leben und sofort werd ich konfrontiert..warum trägst du einen pulli bei 30 grad, warum trinkst nicht mit uns, wo warst du die letzten zwei wochen.. des is alles zu viel für mich

#please help #can’t stand this man #i miss you #lost #sad #tumblarians

[0ops0uch]

Tumblr Users:

you Can Not Legally make us shave our balls

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#0ops0uch #can’t stand this man #you can’t legally make me shave my balls #and neither can he

[the-bi-space-ace]

Remember when Echo’s overarching story said no man left behind and I’m stronger than what tried to break me and I’ll do what I believe in even if no one else will stand with me and get back up always get back up and fuck you for trying to squash people who have less power than you

#the bad batch #tbb echo #arc trooper echo #remember when echo made me full on sob bc ✨Him✨ #you can’t tell me that he’s not one of the best characters there is ever before ever no one compares #I simply do not hear u #he is beautiful #he is such a wonderful person #a great character #remember when echo said fuck the empire #remember when echo said I will fight for the clones #remember when echo said I'll stand with you when no one else will #FUCKING ECHO MAN

[captainfern]

Not a request, just a remark: soft but strong and hairy dad bod Price makes me very weak at the knees

#stole this from my darling bbbbyblu and i felt like it was fitting #this made me have a physical reaction #i’m obsessed #i love my men big and beefy and just large #and hairy wtf #i can’t stand mf who say hair is gross or hair is unhygienic blah blah blah #i’ll lick the fuck out of a man’s happy trail i’m telling you now #rubbing the hair on his chest and stomach like he’s a fuckin scratch and sniff #love hairy men lol #god can you tell i’m obsessed or what LMAO #captainfern #captainfernsalutes #captain john price

[h3artshapedkisses]

It’s the way you can tell most of the lesbian community are full of bi-hets just by how enraged they are by a lesbian saying she’s proud to have never kissed, dated or had sex with a man. Why are you offended by homosexuality? Shouldn’t you be happy for her? Hm..

Also I hate when the fauxbians who have never had sex with a man are like “I just never happened to have sex with a men because no man wanted me lolll I’m a gold star but ashamed to call myself one :((.” Like as very femme young woman who never has done anything even slightly romantic with a men but has had boys ask me to be their girlfriend and even male friends try to ask me for intimacy since a very young age, and has had to put her foot down and firmly say no ever single time, its so weird that they are deliberately erasing gold star’s life experiences to just being “ugly”. If you would have then you are a bisexual. Full stop.

#God we are so fucked #And the worst part about this is it isn’t even new like even older western butch lesbian are fake homosexuals who are just ugly bisexuals #And don’t fit into the male gaze #That’s why they cant imagine femme and conventially attractive women like me being gold star #To them gold star is ‘never got fucked by a man’ not never wanted to have any romance or intimacy with a man #Because if a man asked them out they would have said yes because they are bi #they can’t even began to imagine true female homosexuality that’s why they speak over us gold stars #This is why they either love wearing strap ons or getting strapped too(pillow princess or stone) i blame the older bid-hets once again #Cause they can’t imagine any sex without a dick because to them that is the most ideal form of sex #I am a gold star willingly you idiot not by accident dick lover #They also truly can’t imagine never once wanting to be with a man #To them its just a missed oportunity #Sorry this is so long but yea #Like I’m sorry but older lesbians who aren’t willingly gold star don’t represent me or stand for me #They don’t speak up for me or even want me in their spaces and i sure as hell don’t want them in mine

[twunkmac]

it’s not that i think dennis reynolds didn’t do anything wrong it’s just that i love him anyway

#Number One Dennis Reynolds Apologist right here #i’m just not ashamed at all tbh. it might be because i’m tipsy but my point still stands #that man has no right to have so much of love!!!! but alas i can’t help it and must live my truth #dennis reynolds #iasip

[pockethep]

I don’t know if anyone noticed the similarities between these two pictures (Barem Csm 151 and Fallen Angel by Alexander Cabanel) but Fujimoto is doing his thing once again. Just like Makimas painting in part 1.

Last Chainsaw Man Chapter of the year ends with an absolute banger of a spread. The religious symbolism this chapter goes so hard.

#chainsaw man #csm #chainsaw man spoilers #chainsaw man part 2 #denji hayakawa #denji #barem #csm nayuta #csm 151 #chainsaw man 151 #I can’t stand Barem but that pose was iconic #I hate how pyrrhic this is for denji he’s so broken he’s laughing

[bennett-mikealson]

POV: Me whenever I started to read a Bamon fic but the author had Bonnie still playing second to Elena.

#vampire diaries #bonnie bennett #kat graham #damon salvatore #ian somerhalder #bonnie x damon #damon x bonnie #tvdu #anti elena gilbert #why make a Bamon fanfic if she still not really getting the man #then they be having Bonnie seem so weak for Damon like she can’t stand her ground #Bonnie ain’t gon wait on no man who don’t really want her #she always gave me if you not ready for me then don’t string me along vibes #in short don’t play with my emotions #bamon fanfiction #bamon

[infinite-orangepeel]

steddie attending couples therapy

therapist: so what brings you two in today ?

steve: well we’ve struggled with this for quite a while now. i think my husband has an undiagnosed mental illness of some sort.

eddie: watch yourself, munson—

therapist: okay let’s deescalate. steve can you tell me what it is exactly that’s been bothering you about your husbands behavior lately ?

steve: i think it’s best if we just show you actually

*steve stands up and walks casually in front of eddie*

eddie: “damn baby girl your ass is bigger than the moon” *slaps steve on the butt at least five times*

steve: *faces therapist, sighing* do you see the problem ?

therapist: he’s always like this ?

steve: let’s just say last week he did it in the middle of our friends exchanging vows at their wedding.

therapist: he needs serious help…

#eddie can’t keep his hands off #yes the ronance wedding #and yes while steve was standing up there as robins best man #eddie ran up and smacked him bc his ass looks great in a suit #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #fruity four #steve x eddie #eddie x steve #steddie brainrot #steddie au #steddie shitpost #steddie meme #steddie drabble #steddie blurb #steddie ficlet #steddie headcanon #steddie fluff #steddie things

[leverage-ot3]

okay but the parallel between hardison using eliot as an example of redemption to harry in the panamanian monkey job and eliot saying he could never be redeemed (and he’s made peace with that) to sophie in the finale

#something something everyone can see how eliot has been redeemed but eliot. eliot will never believe it #something something hardison looks at the man who has stood beside him and protected him for over a decade and seeing him as redeemed #hardison watching him risk his life day after day after day month after month year after year #and knowing in his heart that this is what they stand for. this is what they strive for. to do better. to be better #and to hardison? eliot is the epitome of that #it breaks his heart that eliot can’t see that #parker wants to shake him he’s being stupid ‘ELIOT CANT YOU SEE’ ‘YOU ARE GOOD’ #hardison as he joins in shaking eliot: ‘YOU ARE A GOOD MAN PLS BELIEVE US WE ARE RIGHT UR WRONG’ #insert me with the always sunny conspiracy corkboard with red string connecting these two plot elements #i’ve connected the dots #i’ve connected them #I am Not posting this at peak time or anything I just had this thought just now and almost lost it #leverage redemption #leverage ot3 #meta #parker x hardison x eliot #eliot spencer meta #eliot spencer #leverage #parallels #the panamanian monkey job #the crowning achievement job #leverage redemption s2 #leverage redemption s1 #leverage redemption 2.13 #leverage redemption 1.02 #mine #people pls like this show me I’m not going crazy

[sanasanakun]

There’s nothing hotter than a deranged, monstrous man who uses his fucked up worldview as a way to hide that he’s just some dude afflicted with “pathetic little boy” syndrome..Oh, you wanna take over the world? Ok, so why are you still crying that your parents don’t love you? Why are you so lonely? Why do you act so confident when you’re still a little bitch playing dress up to look powerful, huh?

#this post is about Enver Gortash #but I feel like this could also apply to ~Will Graham~ #enver gortash #gortash bg3 #lord gortash #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #is this a thirst post? #I feel like I’ve said these exact things to a man in bed before so🤔🤔 #this is a thirst post I’ve decided #the last month of grad school makes the heart yearn for domination over silly little dudes #or something lmao #I am a Gortash bottom truther but that’s obvious lol #I would say Homelander kind of teeters near here but he’s so pathetic and morally disgusting that he’s just …bleh #a horrid creature #I can’t stand homelander (in a good way since Antony Star is soooooo good as him)