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#by 'mean' i mean be the little bitch in the ally saying omg it was meee im the imposter eeek i've been working both sides omggg
yakozy · 10 months
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tetras-stuff · 2 months
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I asked my sister who knows nothing about Resident Evil to look at pictures of the characters and describe what she thinks of them. Here is what she said for each character
Jill
- massive asshole
- a little gay
- needs a haircut and a shower
- shops exclusively at thrift stores
- she looks greasy
Chris
- gay
- bottom
- likes baking cookies
- has a nicki minaj American flag
- does the white girl dance to romans revenge in the club
- would ask the DJ to play ABBA at a rave
wesker
- OOO THATS A GAY MAN
- very homophobic but he's still gay
- loves the movie mean girls and watches it religiously
- he smokes candy cigarettes
claire
- "I'm not racist but"
- makes POV tiktoks unironically
- posts thirst traps thinking she's that girl
- peaked in high school
- mean lesbian
ada
- follows you round a puppy dog if she likes you, if she doesn't like you she's a mega bitch
- "I'm not like other girls"
- watches POV tiktoks unironically and religiously
- "I'm not even wearing makeup today guys omg stop 🙈"
- says she's goth because she listens to Arctic monkeys
Luis
- gay
- Italian
- "is he gay or european" but he's both
- extremely extremely gay
- loves lego batman but only lego batman
- a flirt
- loves fashion and fragrances
- gay
- looks like he comes from what we do in the shadows
ethan
- loves Ben shapiro
- would spit on a drag queen
- is so homophobic he has to be a bit gay
- thinks men are too feminine these days
Sherry
- Russian and thinks singing Russian songs is cultural appropriation
- doesn't care about male or female attention
- loves horror movies and chick flicks
- thinks she's different because she likes earl grey tea
jake muller
- would spit on a service worker
- shoplifts but only small things like pens
- steals all his clothes from dumpsters
- acts gangster
- a bit fruity
- paints his nails and is embarrassed so wears gloves
leon kennedy
- is the drag queen ethan spits on
- loved the barbie movie and has an "I am kenough" hoodie
- can't drive
- either really gay or an over the top ally who wears "my friend is bi I don't ask why" shirts to rallies
- dog person
- would have a giant dog and a tiny dog
- he's a romantic and goes all in for relationships
- unironically finds scary movies really scary
Carlos
- was bullied in school
- would sit through a chick flick with a girl
- really feminist but also a "wheres my hug at" guy
- posts about how much he hates Andrew tate on Instagram
- loves emo girls because he was bullied for being emo
- loves guns n roses
- loves girls who don't wash
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chiquititaosita · 10 months
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thoughts on hange w a partner who has a mexican family? LIKE I KNOOOWWWW THEY’D BE FUCKING UP THE FOOD AND LEARNING HOW TO PRESS LAS TORTILLAS BRO
Hange Zoe with a Latina (Mexicana) S/o
synopsis; hange zoe dating a latina girl good luck.
contents: fluff, sfw, hispanic culture and slang, hange is given gender neutral pronouns, insults are sometimes used as love languages.
osita note HI BABY LOVE!!! Omg I got you!!! I’m a mexicana! So this is right up my ally. I already know how most of this will go 😘🩷🌮 @backwzzds @honeybleed @euphofic @noawithlove @yourrfavzxri @loonadaworld @blkcupid @abbyslev @hangesonlyfanss @hangespublicist @mommypieck @theemrsjaeger @cottonconnielvr @killxio @hqkalon @yourrfavzxri @kenruu @chrollohearttags @roronoaswifey @sanjisblackasswife @jujuyii @hangeslovers-world @lusts1ck
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- be prepared for their funeral. no seriously someone prepare hange for their funeral
-hange is very overwhelmed at first meeting your family and they have every right to be scared.
- immediately loves when you yell at them Spanish. Or someone else. They’re gonna be like. “Yeah I love her.”
- they’re gonna say something that they didn’t even know that they embarrassed themselves on accident since they’re funny unintentionally that’s what made you fall in love with them in the first place. like. “wait what did i say?”
-“you said you’re pregnant, not embarrassed.” hange just bursted out laughing with you
- will burn their hand on the comal (the flat stove) when flipping tortillas. “FUCK!”
- uses a spatula “y/n I need my hands!! I got lab work to do!!” They’re gonna try and make up excuses
- loves tamales and eats the corn husk on accident. “Wait we’re not supposed eat the wrapper??”
-Once you show them they actually eat them by unwrapping the corn husk like a present then they start loving the tamales.
- loves your families cooking. Abuela is going to force feed them. “please corazon por favor come un poco mas” (please have some more food.)
-everyone will stare at hange to see what they’re going to. “Abuela they’re going to get sick if they over eat-“ y/n is gonna try and come and save the days.
-“como que over eat!? Ellos eres un flaquitos, por que yo tiendo un vaporub y ibuprofen.” (Meaning what do you mean over eat!? They’re so skinny that’s why I have vaporub and ibuprofen)
-they’re gonna have left overs in those containers, like lunches. And come home with so many of them.
- ALWAYS HELPING IN THE KITCHEN!! LIKE A GOOD IN LAW!!
-All of the tias and tios are going to make fun of hange, challenge them to a drinking match.
- once you tell your family about Hange being a scientist, your family automatically thinks they’re a doctor like a hospital doctor bitch no the fuck they ain’t. 💀
-like one of your cousins asked. “Hange, you’re a doctor right?”
-Hange literally looked at You and said. “It’s my title but whats up?”
-“see mi hija y/n has a novie and they have a doctorates degree.”
- dancing with hange to cumbias it’s so cute! they’re learning but if y’all are dancing, they’re gonna be grabbing your hips gently and letting your head rest on their chest or shoulder depending on your height.
-caresses your hips when dancing because I say so, and always tries to be a bit mischievous when it comes to you, you’re their La Niña Rosa.
- loved the mariachi bands whenever they play anywhere. THEY GIVE THEM TIPS ALWAYS!!! SO SWEET OF THEM!!
-This fucker starts to help your dad build fucking houses, and working around with him. Just so that your dad will approve of hange.
- Hanges fucking up the food FOR SURE FOR SURE!! DEFINITELY
-the kids love hange fs.
-when drunk on modelos they’re overly affectionate with you. You just can’t help it but love that
-“Baby calm down i gotta do my hair!!” You’re screeching and they’re grabbing your titties like who doesn’t love your titties i’ll wait . Hange doesn’t give a fuck if you got tetas or not. They act like a little kid sometimes
-is always down to eat your cooking. Even the food in deep Mexico, when they go to visit your family with you.
-They’re so precious. They even made friends with a street dog!! EVEN THOUGH THEY WERENt supposed to!! because them perros are crazy
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halevren · 2 months
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FHJY Spoilers || my live thoughts as I watch episode 11
three hours. three hours along. this might take me a bit to get through 😭😭 I might not note every little thought because that's. A lot. But definitely a good portion of the normal random stuff
THE CONTENT WARNINGS ARE CONCERNING ME.... BODY HORROR??? GORE??? THIS ISN'T A HORROR SEASON. I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE A FUN HAHA SEASON???? WHAT??????????
HELLO ONE AND ALL
Ally Brennan Beardsley Mulligan
"What if just shows up for the interview" well I guess that means riz and fig have to create a
PETE WENTZ IS WANDA'S (RECENT) EX BOYFRIEND
"Cause if I say it to Brennan, I'll just be wrong"
CANCELLED 😭
im showing my emo autistic friend this session because they know literally everything about emo bands and apparently Pete Wentz has drank piss multiple times before. Hm.
"Let him sweat"
Mommy/baby time??????
"You are my little baby"
Sklonda embarrassing Riz to Fig is so real and accurate
spys tongue
spy's tongue or spies tongue
Very Humanoid Animals 😭😭😭😭😭😭
AN ORANGUTAN
NAT ONE BECOMES 23 🔥🔥🔥🔥
19 steal orangutan tho
VOMITING
NAT 20 MURPH
BROKEN CRYSTAL??
BLOOD SPLATTER?
oh goodness
Something happened here
CONFUSED?
STABS HER HAND?
Copperkell
Riz asking his mom to see dead bodies
omg did Kalina say Ragh Barkrock because she wanted them to investigate everything that she did back then in reference to him specifically (like the killing clone Lydia / destroying the house, etc.)
Emergency meeting. Even you Fabian.
CARBONIZED BLOOD?
rage kills
CRRRRRRIT it's a 7
IDENTIFY SPELL!!!!!!!
oh no. Brennan why you asking the state of emotions
"Fuck"
TWO IN ONE ONE IN TWO
Identify spell is overwhelmed
ATTACKS ADAINE????
NAT 20 PERCEPTION CHECK
The rot of dead gods??
INTERIOR OF A BODY?
gross gross gross gross
"gorgug..... very good....."
"You have to tip me this time" "nah"
building a God??? oh my...
The daymare queen
Bobby Dawn.
Asking what would make Kristen angry is such a loaded question. So much stuff
"My president!"
gorgug just grabs the angry shard
"I did not tell you I shit." "No, the whole school knows about it"
ADAINE HAS A SCOOTER?
AELWYN ASKED THE SHELTER FOR ALL THE UNWANTED CATS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
AND SHE'S ALLERGIC TO CATS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"I have so much love to give exclusively to cats"
Camaraderie in toxicity
SHE HAS NO FRIENDS 😭😭
omg aelwyn and fabian boned
"Fuck you. Bitch"
Malarkey
"Tell Kristen to not come back."
zac's little shrugs hehehehe
"I drive down to bastion city and do crimes."
"I shall steal everyone's bones"
THE CATS CAN SMELL THE WARD AND THEY WON'T TAKE THE MEDICINE
aelwyn my beloved I love her so much
FIG DISGUISED AS KIPPERLILLY COPPERKETTLE
Ruben is just constantly being terrorized by fig in the dreamscape
devil's nectar Gertie infodump
KRISTEN AND GERTIE KISSED
"Okay, well let's go out sometime. I'm painfully single, uh, and none of my friends wanna see me naked anymore." Kristen Applebees you are so fascinating
LOCAL FOOD TRUCKS? THE FUCKING FOOD TRUCK FEST
KRISTEN MAKING OUT WITH GERTIE TO DISTRACT HER FROM FABIAN
"Kristen, you know that's my nemesis right?"
KRISTEN GOT HER KISSES IN 🎉🎉🎉
RIZ IS ON THE SCHOOL STAFF?????
LET FIG BECOME THE CLERIC TEACHER
LET WANDA CHILDA BECOME THE CLERIC TEACHER
A CV OF WANDA CHILDA
A WICKER PAPER??????
"I pooped right now."
Adaine over break research paper of curses
RUBEN IS HENRY'S NEPHEW
NAT 20 GORGUG PERCEPTION
He leaves the motherboard.... I worry that it might be stolen by someone else
"Seems suspect." "What do you mean suspect?" "Seems Suspect" their sibling dynamic is so real
THEY BROUGHT ZAYN!!!!
how did they get Zayn through TSA
TELEMAINE HAS A LITTLE THING THAT SAYS GORGUG'S NAME 😭😭😭😭😭
YAK BAK
GRAPE NIP
Hillariel is so pretty
GILEAR IS SO STRESSED
GILEAR SAID FUCK
Gilear is the only person who has made the fig curse the main priority
"I want the yogurt back on my shirt"
ALL THE MONEY GILEAR IN THIS SITUATION MAKES GOES STRAIGHT TO ADAINE
"HE GRABS ME?"
RIZBERT
"TELEMAINE STOP BULLYING ME"
(High pitch voice) "how did she bring winter?"
I heavily fw gertie x tracker
THEIR PLAN B IS SHRIMP JUMP
CRAW FATHERS
GORGUG CLEARLY PISSED OFF
oh fig.... I feel so connected to you
"Who's Wanda Childa....?" "She's my alter emo"
Sandra is so true. I often ask my friends how they percieve me so I can understand myself better.
"What if I punished this man to eternal rock"
"I don't want to see that." Sandra grabs fig's cigarette and takes a hit instead.
SPY'S TONGUE LORE
Kalina with the Spy's Tongue........
I love this lore and conspiracy theories talk
they're annoying but have great record keeping
GORGUG PUT HIS HEADPHONES ON THE SECOND THEY ENTERED THE CHURCH
NAT 20 INSIGHT
Narnia burning man
Fig and Fabian are living it UP
tracker............. i can't say I like her very much after that phone call. So I'm not the most thrilled to see her.
GORGUG PUSHING EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY TO THE HOT CHOCOLATE
WORLD STAR
Half the party is living it up having hot coco while the other half is experiencing / witnessing a very emotional moment
RUNES RELATING TO GIANT DEITIES
GIFT EXCHANGE
PIPES OF THE SEWERS
CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA
THE RATETTES
EAR WORM?
"PUT ME IN YOUR BRAIN"
A PULL UP BAR!!!! IMMOVABLE BAR
BRACERS OF DEFENSE
"Oh shit they're so practical. I have to wear bracers. What can I do? They're so tactic?"
RIDDLER RIZ?
FIRE GIANT JUICE
"Is this legal?" "It's Not."
WOODEN ORANGUTAN MASK
SO MUCH HOLE
HE SENDS A TEXT TO MAZEY THEN PUTS HIS PHONE ON AIRPLANE MODE
KRISTEN NOOOOO
THE BAR
assisted pull ups 🔥🔥🔥
Naradriel is actually so sweet
Hillsong / wolfsong close enough
NAT 20 INVESTIGATION CHECK FOR MURPH
SCORTCH MARK?
LIST OF NAMES??
WEDDING CONTRACT
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
RUVINA MAID OF HONOR
THE MASK
"PUT THE HOLES AWAY AND MAKE THEM"
WHAT'S THE NAME. WHAT'S THE NAME. WHAT'S THE NAME. WHAT IS IT. WHAT IS THE NAME BRENNAN
OH GOD
ANKARNA
GLOWS RED? OH MY GOD FIENDISH ENERGY
ADAINE BROUGHT BACK ARKARNA AND LYDIA'S CHEST CRYSTAL
OH MY GOD IF LYDIA DIES I'M GONNA PUNCH MY WALL /HJ
negative one initiative........
SAVING ROLLS FOR FIG? WHY
PRIDE ARMOR
THE MOON BEGINS TO WHAT?
TEARS HER FLESH? OH GOD
BRIDE ARMOR
CASSANDRA IS PROTECTING THEM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
SEVERAL DIVINE INTERVENTIONS ARE HAPPENING SIMULTANEOUSLY IN CONFLICT??????????
FIG INTO THE BRIEF CASE JUST LIKE GILEAR WAS
SIX LEVEL COUNTERSPELL
COUNTER SPELL CRIT!!!!!!!!!
FIG WAS ALMOST KILLED?????????????
RIZ JUMPS AFTER FIG
BARONNNN FROM THE BARONIES
ROËMAENCE PARTNÆR
FABIAN DIDN'T JUMP INTO THE BRIEF CASE. GORGUG, FIG AND RIZ HAVE SO FAR
okay thank god fabian did jump in
DIVINE INTERVENTION ROLL
DEATH WARD ON AELWYN 🔥🔥
BARON IS WARNING KRISTEN?
DID WE JUST WATCH GILEAR FIG DIE?
NAT 20 DEX THROW FOR KRISTEN
what dimension are they in. What is riz's briefcase
ENDING OFF ON A ROLL FOR INITIATIVE??
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL WHAT
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37 with rick? it sounds like a prompt you'd have fun with ;>
-Lurker Anon
Prompt: Out of Jealousy
Omg,,,,,,,,,,,,I had so much fun with this holy fUcK-
The human's skinny arm wrapped around his partner's waist, tugging them closer to his side. The reluctant ally the pair had to escape this planet's purging habit was eyeing D'zca like they were a shiny trophy.
The alien oracle was adorably unaware, seeming more focused on trying to fix Rick's phone. It was a pointless endeavor, the phone was beyond saving, but doing little tasks helped with the whole "seeing the future" gimmick.
The casual sign of affection did nothing to stop the staring, the other person seeming to be thinking. Did they think that this was platonic? Sure, because friends would just wrap an arm around each other's waists and grip their sides with a gentle firmness that was very obvious.
"What's a handsome guy like you traveling with a geezer like him?" They asked with a lopsided grin. Rick raised a brow at the casual jab towards himself. And technically D'zca as well; the purple hair did not mean he was young either.
"Hm? Oh, I always wanted to visit here. Should've picked a better day for it, though." They replied, giving a nudge in the ribs to their partner. "Oh well! At least I can say I've survived a purge."
Their enthusiasm for even this situation was charming. Rick couldn't help but smile a bit. "I'll getcha a shirt that says 'I survived a purge and all I got was this lousy t-shit'." He mumbled, only partially joking. D'zca's laugh was always quiet on account of their sewn lips, but that didn't muffle how booming it was.
"I could make that shirt for you, I've got a shop for that sorta thing." The local alien piped up. At least it wasn't flirting but some attempt of small talk.
Pointless and would just end in disaster, but whatever floats their boat.
D'zca blinked his main eyes, their smaller eyes staying open. "I think we should move away from here."
The infatuated and impressed look from the other alien was absolutely infuriating. Rick scowled at them, though they didn't notice since their eyes were absolutely glued on D'zca.
Curse the fact that he couldn't just blast this fucker away.
"Hey, D'z, look at me." The scientist muttered, looking at his partner. Instantly he felt better when their head turned and all six eyes gazed at him.
He really was a sappy motherfucker for them...
"Everything okay?" Their head tilted slightly, brow furrowing.
Why did he want D'zca to look at him again? Oh right. Being jealous or whatever.
"Yeah, yeah. Uh...any clue about where we should head?"
"...anywhere but here. Apparently they don't outsiders visiting at all...or we offended them. It's hard to tell." The oracle shrugged, sewn lips quirking into a slight awkward smile.
That was the cutest goddamn smile, this wasn't fair. He leaned down to press a little kiss on their lips. Then another and another, pulling them closer to himself.
Maybe they were jealousy fueled or fueled by being amazed by them. Or he just wanted to kiss them for the sake of love.
"Rick, hon, I think you're getting distracted. Purge planet, we need to move, remember?" They mumbled between kisses, sounding amused.
"I can kiss and walk." Rick mumbled back, peppering more kisses across his partner's face.
An awkward cough broke the moment, reminding the two that there was someone else here.
At least they seemed understanding and weren't a bitch about the fact that D'zca was taken. They became slightly tolerable, actually.
He secretly hoped that his partner would do the same if someone was eyeing him up; just kiss the hell outta him. Or some other affection.
His arm stayed around D'zca's waist, still occasionally leaving kisses or little nips on their face and neck. Maybe he was just being a little possessive or really determined about being affectionate right now. Whatever, all that mattered was that his partner had a sweet little grin on his face.
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peachesandmilktea · 3 years
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Omg, so we got our man Player Dabi right? The one that you are writing with our current reader at the moment! What if he likes to scare the reader in games, but of course he doesn’t pull through. Like pretending to break their cookie, or feigning on tripping them during tug of war. Its more of getting a sadistic pleasure from it, but he still sticks close since their his ally that he likes keeping around since they make that smarts/brawn duo. Although he is a little of a bully 😬 Sometimes, he scares the reader to the point they try to avoid them making them quieter then usual since they just kind of sit there and listen to Dabi babbling whether they like it or not. And in his own little way, he tries to apologize (of course not outright lol considering his portrayal in this AU) whether it be when he manages to sit them down to eat with him sneaking them a little extra food, and if they don’t want it, it just takes a glare for them to start eating. Or being the big spoon during the night to make them feel a little more “safer” (as safe as reader can imagine with a killer pressed against her back) with reader trying to hide the shivers of fear when a noice echoes the room that of course does not go unnoticed by their companion.
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Squid Game AU - Player!Dabi x Player!Reader - Part 2
Part 1, Part 3, Part 4.
Squid Game AU Masterlist.
Tw: Yandere Tendencies, Dubcon Kissing, Mentions of Violence and Death (in the context of the game).
You’re cute, he thinks. And somehow, you’re even cuter when you’re scared.
You're cute, he thinks.
Like a little mouse stuck between the claws of a beast. A defenseless rabbit, a baby bird with broken wings, or even a lamb waiting for a wolf to snatch it from the comfort of the sheepfold and devour it whole, heart, flesh and bones.
Dabi must be a predator, too, because he feels the same.
That very same need to feast on you, the weak little prey that you are, and leave nothing behind in his craving fury.
He likes that look on your face, the one you have when you raise your eyes to his. There's always the slightest hint of fear in your irises then, and that tiny, little sparkle of terror makes him want to go further, to have you cower under his gaze, to make you fall down to your knees and beg for his mercy, his forgiveness, his protection from his own murderous urges.
You have it, already, but that doesn't mean he doesn't want you pleading.
"Are you going to cry, princess?" he asks, biting into the biscuit you're supposed to carve through, so, so close to the shape you have to protect at all costs. "Scared again? Want me to kiss your fear away?" The words fall from his lips mean and condescending, as if he were adressing a child and he is mocking you, after all, but sometimes, he does kiss your fear, your worries, your pain away.
And he knows you're terrified, but he can't help but relish in the way you're trembling under his touch when his mistmatched lips devour yours, rough, violent kisses exchanged in one of the little corners beneath a row of empty beds. They taste sweet, they taste addictive, even, and he can never get enough, no matter how many of them he steals in between the games when no one else is looking.
"I think the next game might have something to do with strength," you say sometimes when he's not keeping you captive in his arms, your brows furrowed as you think and think and think, and he only wants to kiss you more when you're scheming like this, simply because there's that little sparkle of intelligence that lights up in your gaze then, and he wants to look at it closer, until drowning in the oh so pretty color of your irises.
In these moments, you almost seem to forget that you're scared of him.
But then he says something, maybe a dumb little remark about the way he'd crush this guy's skull under his boots if he didn't think he might need him to sacrifice in the next game, or a snarl about that stupid bitch who got what she deserved when one of the masked guy's bullets got through her eyesockets, and just like that, you'll be reminded of the kind of man that he is.
You'll go quiet then.
So, he finds ways to make you talk again, if only because you're the one person he enjoys the company of in this hellhole of a murder game compound. He'll steal a sandwich from another player (who the fuck cares? That guy will probably die tomorrow anyways) to slip it into your hands when you're trying to hide from him in the too small dormitory. He'll sit next to you and glare at you until you take a bit from it, doing your best to hold the bread together in your trembling fingers until he nods approvingly, satisfied that you seemed a bit more relieved with a full stomach.
You're like a kitten, he thinks. One with clumsy little paws that keeps stumbling all over itself, one too weak to even think of being able to do anything on its own. If the world outside might be safe enough for you to roam around it on your own, it's different inside these walls, where you're stuck with murderers and criminals like him.
And so, he keeps you by his side like the clumsy kitten that you are.
"C'me here," he says at night, right before the lights go out.
"W-why?"
"Just come here," he snarls, and he knows his tone has your heart fluttering faster than a goddamn hummingbird in your chest, but it doesn't matter, because you do come to him in his bed, and you do snuggle in his open arms when he pulls you to him, back flushed against his chest.
And sometimes, he does wish you'd feel safe there, but he feels you trembling against his skin through the thin fabric of his shirt and sweats, close, close, close.
"What're you scared of again?" He groans, voice low, his breath tickling the skin of your throat. He feels the shivers run down your spine at every word that falls from his lips. "No one will dare lay a hand on you while I'm here."
You don't ask him, will you? and maybe that's because you're scared of the answer, or maybe, just maybe, you're starting to trust him.
He doesn't know which one he likes more.
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tatney · 3 years
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saw first time viewing livewatch thoughts
* adam is so transgender <3
* oh so the quality of my ill eagle copy isn’t that bad it’s just that the lights were off lol
* his name is lawrence gordon. he’s a DOCTOR
* mr elwes sir please stop mumbling my autistic ears cannot hear your
* MR FAULKNER STANHEIGHT IS A WHOWERE. WHY DID YOU SHOW HIM YOUR TIT
* aha lawrence is t posing :)
* adam. my widdle boy
* lawrence telling him to take his shirt off 👀
* GSMSHSKWYKSBSKSUWLHD JOHN IS SUCH A BITCH
* I KNOW EVERYONE IN THE FANDOM CALLS ADAM PATHETIC BUT GOD
* john mulaney hmm gross!.jpeg
* okay but i WOULD have checked under the toilet lid first. the things you’ll do for an older man 😔
* these two are so bad at playing catch. the kids who didn’t run the mile representation
* if i could see cary elwes’ eyebrows better i’d find him s*xier
* JOHN KRAMER I’LL KILL YOU MYSELF. I HATE THIS MAN I CANNOT STAND THIS MAN
* so the editing really IS like that huh
* yes he IS a murderer you stupid son of a bitch. there is no “technically” about it you fucking idiot
* we’ve got two bitches from lost my beloved :)
* THAT’S THE PRESIDENT FROM THE BLACKLIST TOO
* all of sing’s clothes are too big for him. small man :)
* MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY
* PLEASE GOD I LOVE HER I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH I’LL CRY
* i knew that the editing was like THAT but not that MUCH ya know goddamn
* oh a giallo style shot. lov that <3
* MISS SHAWNEE SMITH DESERVES EVERY AWARD ACTUALLY
* motherfucker on his liddol tricycle
* i would piss on that fucking puppet
* futurama they must learn our peaceful ways by force.jpeg
* that’s just john’s vibe
* i wonder how much of saw inspired the batman arkham games thinking emoji
* how am i only half an hour way through
* tbh i want this kid’s duvet not kidding
* girl you in DANGER
* and i want that big snake :)
* HE’S NOT PLAYING THIS LITTLE PIGGY. NOT IN A MOVIE WHEREIN PEOPLE DON PIG MASKS BC THEIR REPRESENT REBIRTH AND PEOPLE ARE CONTINUOUSLY CUTTING THEIR FEET OFF. MR WHANNEL I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU
* “she’s beautiful” he’s taking about the dog BSBNSYSLAYSLSBLSU
* “where’s the. uh lucky wife” and you mean to tell me that adam isn’t a homosexual when he looks at lawrence like that while saying this line
* “i’m always missing from the photos” oh sir i’ve been on saw tumblr just you wait for the dramatic irony to hit just you WAIT
* oh god i though jigsaw wrote a slur in there good GOD
* very billy from black christmas vibes, harold finch from person of interest :)
* excuse me mr tapp but who’s amy and why do you have her starbucks order
* OOOOOOOHHHH FUNKY TRANSITION
* james wan you are such a KING
* “who said anything about a warrant?” sir that’s illegal
* sir that’s breaking and entering
* sir that’s a LOT of paperwork that you won’t be able to complete bc you’ll be dead soon but STILL
* did jigsaw plan on lawrence wearing blue or was that a funny coincidence lol
* john’s wearing his bathrobe
* HIS ASSASSINS CREED BATHROBE HOLY SHIT
* ooh slidey door. wonder if there’ll be more of those later on teehee hoo hoo
* somebody show tapp the “that’s not your depression bed; that’s your nest omega” tiktok and see if that does anything
* “what do you want me to do? i’m on a leash” DOGBOY ADAM DOGBOY ADAM DOGBOY ADAM
* “you wanna put something in this room in your mouth?” “YES!!!!!!” are these lines from fanfiction verbatim
* adam you’re so fuckin stupid why would you spy on a man but keep the flash of your camera on
* OOOOOOOOOOH IT’S THE CINEMATIC PIG CARPARK SCENE
* “whatEVER” “i’m dealing with a juvenile.....” this is what happens when you have a sugar baby lawrence
* INFAMOUS ADAM GENDER SMOKING FAKE DEATH BREAKDANCE SCENE LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO
* little dogboy twink photographers have me in a perpetual chokehold they really do
* i mean he’ll waste a lot of film but. okay i guess this is a horror movie after all gsmshsksynbsmahsp
* BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR GAY LITTLE PUPPET WITH MY BAT
* oh adam really is serving jonathan byers teas with the baseball bat and the camera as weapons. fuck
* cary elwes posh little accent coming THROUGH
* adam doesn’t make sense as cis man. he just doesn’t look at that man he’s so transgender
* ok but lawrence’s “mistress” is GORGEOUS actually omg
* i’m still gonna say that he’s gay tho. u can’t take that away form me lol
* adam’s wrists are so LIMP holy shit
* lawrence gordon classist moments
* mr elwes please control your accent sir i’m struggling not to laugh
* ok ally’s a girlboss then !
* michael emerson my beloved. when you try to be evil you have all the menace of a disgruntled bunny rabbit
* “lawrence get up! i need you!” now when you fuckers told me these two were gay you didn’t say THIS gay
* at least ally and diana are ok :)
* ok my headcanon is that lawrence is originally from england but was moved to america as a kid bc i need in contextual reasons for all of the accent slips that i can’t take seriously
* ADAM GIRLBOSS MOMENT
* “don’t worry i’ll bring someone back i promise” YOU LYING TRICK ASS MOTHERFUCKER I’LL KILL YOU MYSELF /j /affectionate
* at least john’s got that ARCH
* IT’S THE SCENE IT’S THE SCENE
* god that movie fucked. that movies fucked SO hard good god no wonder gay people love it
* ok i think that ill league gull copy broke my laptop lol
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Since requests are open could I get platonic c!Tommy x female! reader?
Okay, so reader is almost perfect Technoblade copy. She is god at PvP, genius tactician and can build very well.
She never settles down, or at least it seems like it. She has a base far in the nether, hidden from everyone but not many know that. To people it seems like she is always on her way, gathering resources and training, always on the move.
One day, she saves smol (like 9-13 year old Tommy) from mobs and decides to help him with training (reader is already an adult). They form a parent-child bond and reader becomes this mother figure to him. However, reader after some time wants to leave, and does so, some time before events of the smp starts. She was kind of controlling the whole situation, as in as long as she was there she was the mediator for everyone, basically unofficial ruler of the server. The moment she disappeared, everything crumbled.
So, time skip to Tommy's exile when his mental and physical health is declining, reader returns from her adventures and stumbles upon him. She is angered at what had happened and after taking care of him and making sure to bring him to the normal state, she goes straight to the cities to bring back balance by kicking some ass.
I'm leaving ending up to you, hopefully it won't be this complicated
Good luck ❤️❤️❤️
OMG I LOVE THIS!!! I’m sorry if this seems a bit rushed... (Because it was...) I really wanted to get this done before the school week because I have so much stuff to do. I will make a second part since this was kinda short and not the entire story I had planned. I will try to get the second part out as soon as I can but for now I hope you enjoy this! I hope I did your request justice!
|Burning Pile |Part.1| Platonic c!Tommy x Reader|
Warnings?: Swearing, Angst, and mentions of suicide.
Request?: Yes!  Thanks lukerycyja for the request!
Pronouns?: None used but female reader implied. Also sorry if this isn’t completely accurate to the canon smp storylie its been so long since I’ve watched any of Tommyinnits Lore streams due to school work, so please cut me slack if I messed up on any of that stuff...0-0 
Extra notes?: Part two is on it’s way soon!
“Shit…” You’ve been traveling the surface for hours and you just now realized you forgot your axe at your base. You groan in annoyance and find a nearby tree and sit down to relax because your feet had started to hurt and you open your bag and take out some apples to eat. You usually come to the surface every other month for food and resources, as you live in the nether and it doesn’t have cows and pigs… Well unless you can call those Piglin actual pigs.
“Okay,” You begin to say to yourself, 
“I forgot my axe and now I have to go all the way back to my portal…*sigh*, why do I do this to myself?” You take a bite of your apple and you just sit and take in the scenery. When you spot a couple of tree stumps and a wood wall not too far away from where your sat.
 “Oh shit.” You say aloud, dropping your apple. You hear the sound of humming coming from behind the wall and you stand up to hurry and get out of there…You never interact with anyone… your by yourself all the time... You used to have company though. A little boy you saved so many years ago. Tommy. His name was Tommy. You basically raised him for years… He was like a son to you. You trained him to fight and fend for himself when he eventually grew up and didn’t need you anymore. You haven’t seen him since you decided to leave. Why did you leave? You can’t quite remember. You hear a voice coming from behind the wall… it sounds so familiar. You near the wall and you place an ear against it to listen in on whoever is behind it. 
“Why Tubbo? Why. Why? Why?” The voice sounds even more familiar than before, Is it who you think it is? If so, who's Tubbo? Maybe it’s not him… It couldn’t be… You walk around and spot an opening and you peer around the corner. You see the backside of the person. Short yet untamed blonde hair, Red and white tore shirt and ripped tan pants. It’s him… It has to be… You step inside the structure, tears rolling down your face. 
“Tommy?” You say in a shaky voice. He turns around eyes wide. He has bags under his eyes, and the once light blue color has faded to blue-tinted grey. He stares at you and his jaw drops. A single tear falls from his eye then he shuts his mouth and turns away covering his ears with his hands.
“Dream whatever sick game you're playing I’m not falling for it! One of these days so help me I’ll kill you!”  Dream? Who is… Shit, You’ve been gone so long you can’t seem to remember a single damn other person. 
“Tommy, I don’t know who Dream is but… it’s me… Y/n… I- I’m sorry for leaving I just…”
“Just stop!” He throws a sword at your head but it just misses you and hits the wall beside you. 
“Now come on I taught you better than that…” You say to him, walking up to him and kneeling down to look him in the eyes. 
“It’s really me Tommy-” You try to finish your sentence but he already has his arms wrapped around you. You can feel teardrops falling on your shoulders and you can’t help but start crying too.
“Y/n… I missed you! Why did you have to leave! You bitch!” He hugs you tighter as he speaks, more tears rolling down his face.
“I’m sorry Tommy I just… I don’t remember… and- I- I’m sorry…” Your makeshift “family reunion” is interrupted by an arrow flying past both your heads. You stand up and turn around to see a tall man in a green hoodie with a mask with some silly face on it. It must be that Dream guy Tommy was talking about. 
“Who the fuck are you bitch?” He says pointing his crossbow at you. 
“What did you just call me? Also, a 5-year-old called, he wants his arts and crafts project back.” You say, he tenses up and takes a step forward.
“Leave now or I’ll put an arrow in your head, bitch.” He adjusts his crossbow and you reach for the bow and arrow on your back and in an instant you fire an arrow at him, piercing his arm. 
“Now I could have put it through your head but I like to look my victims in the eyes when I kill them… it's more fun that way.” You tell him with a huge grin on your face. He drops his crossbow and pulls the arrow out of his arm and takes an ender pearl out of his pocket and throws it in the distance and he disappears within seconds. You look behind you to see Tommy shocked and crying. You kneel down, pick him up and start walking him over to what seems to be his bed. You set him down and give him one of the apples in your bag. 
“Are you okay Tommy? You don’t seem well.” You tell him, wiping the tears from his eyes. 
“I’m- I’m fine-” He tries to get his words out but he passes out and you quickly pick him up and hold him in your arms. You can still feel him breathing so you don’t worry too much, but you also can’t help but cry. You lay him down and you put his blanket over him. You decide that he probably is just stressed out and needs sleep so you let him rest. You take this time to hunt down some cows and pigs for food. You walk around paranoid that Dream might come back and try to hurt you or Tommy. You bag about 2 cows and 4 pigs and just as you return from hunting you see Tommy sitting on the bed with his face buried in his hands. You drop your kills and you walk over to sit down on the bed beside him. 
“You feel a bit better? If so then I gotta ask you… What are you doing alone out here all by yourself? You’re only like what, 16 at most? When I left, you had friends and other allies… how did you end up all alone?” You question him, he looks at you angered,
“How did I end up alone? How did I fucking end up alone?” He then stands up and starts to yell at you,
“You fucking left me! You left me with nothing but a couple of years of bloody sword training and the mentality of a soldier! I thought you actually cared for me like a son… But no, you just saw me as another helpless little boy who needed your guidance… Well, I don’t need your help! I can’t be helped! I’m the one who got exiled. I’m the one whose friends betrayed him!” His voice goes from a yell to a soft stern voice.
“I tried to build a nation… It was amazing... but I fail at everything. It crumbled...I should have never even tried… I should have offed myself when I had the chance…” He’s on the floor on his knees, sobbing with his head in his hands again. You stand up from the bed and kneel down to hug him. 
“Tommy… I’m so sorry that that’s how you felt about it… I had no idea how I really affected you… Tommy… I- I’m so sorry… I do love you like a son Tommy... And you’re the best son anyone could ask for… your not a failure, you deserve to live… but may I ask…”
You release him from the hug and look at him in the eyes,
“What do you mean by exiled?” (you decide to skip over the whole “build a nation” part, because you really aren’t surprised by it.) 
“Tubbo- I mean Dream. Well… They banished me from L’manberg they banished me from my home!  They banished me here to live on my own… I have nothing…”
“You don’t have nothing… You have me. I’ll help you, Tommy.” Your blood boils. They banished Tommy... Why? You don’t care… either way, you’re going to kill them… Whoever this Tubbo guy is… Your gonna kill him and Dream. You stand up and bring Tommy to his feet and wipe away his tears. 
“Go practice your sword throwing Tommy, I’ll make us some dinner.” You say as you walk over to the sword he had previously attempted to throw at you and take it out the wall.
“Hey, my sword throwing is great!” 
“Heh.. sure.” You hand him his sword and he groans jokingly and he walks outside and starts throwing his sword at some tree. You chuckle at the sight and you start to prepare your guy’s meal. You also grab your own sword and examine it. You sigh,
“Those bitches are gonna get what’s coming to them…” You whisper to yourself under your breath.
“Hey y/n! I hit my target!” Tommy yells to you.
“Good Tommy! I’m proud of you…”
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phoebehalliwell · 3 years
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i think one of the other times that charmed (in my opinion) dropped the ball was with christie. making christie half of the big bad they were meant to defeat was a choice and not a good one. the implications of taking a character was abducted as A CHILD and brainwashed into believing the sisters were evil and then instead of oh i don't know redeeming her in the end have her own sister kill her was just fucked up in every way
fr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fr billie INCINERATED her OWN SISTER!!! they made her do that!!!!!!!!!????????? what the fuck????? they like. like. they like. What were they trying to do there. it's like the same thing with richard like i get it's conflict but like genuinely what is the fucking point. like. like if you want to do shady double agent shure i get that it can be fun n sexy bestie behavior one minute and then evil conniving the next. but like. not with a child soldier??? like christy is constantly manipulated and it's like oh she didn't accept us as her home and safety in one week after being psychologically tortured for two decades. lucy liu screencap tear the bitch apart!!!!!!!!!!! like??? i mean they didn't even bother to make her truly evil she was doing all this to protect billie to protect her little sister AND THEN SHE WAS BURNED ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. unbelievable. imo tho. i do think the writers were biting off way more than they could chew with girl who was raised by demons after being kidnapped at age nine and now she's like. twenty three. that is way too complex to like. like if you're really gonna dig into the meat of the matter and flesh out exactly what life was for her than you could literally make her kind of her own little ya protagonist like. i'm spitballing but like. she's kidnapped from a very young age and like i remember being that young i was still kinda a spitfire so she's like no no no i gotta get home idk bc this is the triad's doing but they're trying to stay very severed from the operation so they're having some lame ass demon tribe take care of it but like they're not really. it's very much we have kidnapped you now it's time to learn to use your powers for violence like this kid would Not be game and she'd probably try to escape a whole bunch so the triad are like okay shift gears so they get a figure like cole's mom (or it could straight up be cole's mom if we feel so inclined) with a son born from a human so he looks human so she’s already raising one magical powerful kid (who could also end up later being a love interest for christy) and she like. goes to the demon clan and sees how christy's being treated and is like what the fuck is wrong w u and vanquishes all them and is like hi little christy are you okay like were those guys being evil and mean come w me which would be a move strategically done by the triad to tie up all the loose ends of that fail demon clan and also position our demon mom demom as an ally. so christy goes to live with her in her like little demon manor ideally still in the underworld and demom's like so how did you get here are you alright and christy's like i was kidnapped!! they took me away from my family!! and demom's like okay well let's get u back to ur family and they go but oh what's this?? the jenkins family is actually So Much Better Off!! oh no! they look happier without you :( is it because they were afraid of your powers, afraid of you, afraid of something they couldn't understand? no matter, let's go ring the doorbell. oh what's that? u don't want 2 :( aww that's so sad. well, i guess... no, it's just a silly offer really...... but.... if u want.... u can stay w me in my hella nice rich person house and learn how to hone your powers at your own pace not like the killing machine those demons tried to force you to be but instead lived under my protection someone who is not scared of u and who only has your best intentions at heart..... bonus round if billie has a burn scar from christy accidentally lighting her on fire, some extra trauma. so christy is raised basically as demon royalty idk give her some background relationships oh so bonus points if the charmed ones vanquish demom that gives her motive against but just friends and allies in the underworld and when she finds billie again billie's like. let's say in the demon mansion like rooting around because these people took my sister when christy confronts her like hey bitch better gtfoutta my house and billie's like fight!!! and they go toe to toe for a good scene til something happens and billie's burn scar is revealed and christy realizes it's her baby sister and immediately like. complete shift. vulnerability immediately and billie's like what the fuck until christy says her full name (wilhelmina? do u think? willow? elizabeth? middle name something like. outta left field a maiden name like buchanan or rochester) and it's just like. sisters<3. but then there's conflict because hey you were happier without me and billie's like no?? no we were fucking not omg why would you think that?? and christy's like no i saw you and billie's like no that must have been a lie demons lie that woman who raised you she was evil she was the worst of the worst and christy's like hey like you know wait because she was my family she was all i had and she loved me (& for what it's worth, i think she did) so there's this conflict of the world christy knows which is filled with deception but real emotion versus the world outside which is true but is so empty to her. but this is s8 we're phoning it in we're not doing all that. which, then, of course, leaves you w the other alternative of she escaped from the demons very young and has been living like the early seasons of supernatural constantly on the run outside the law fighting forces she doesn't understand with two fist fire and a kickass attitude and then she reunites with billie and there's like of a more interpersonal conflict because billie's grown into a much more independent individual and she's already hella powerful and honestly seems to know more about the craft than christy but christy's being doing this a lot longer and she's survived a hell of a lot worse so there's no way she's gonna let her little kid sister but herself in harms way and billie's like no stop trying to baby me like i can handle myself and christy's like no not a goddamn chance in hell. the reason they're the "key" to the ultimate power is bc it can only be held by one. the other dies to grant the person that ability. that is why they never bothered to take both sisters. instead they put a marker of death on billie, something they now have to both fight to remove
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apollostears · 4 years
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Mark Tuan bf!headcanons
Fandom: GOT7
Pairing: Mark Tuan x black!reader
Warning(s): cursing and some spicyness
Creator: maya
A/N: Mark’s birthday is today (in Korea) andddd I wanted to write him a little something something because this is the loml!
*gif not mine*
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so mark asked you out, but it was hella awkward. like mans was blushing as he approached you! hadn’t even opened his mouth and looked like a hot chili pepper.
baby is a quiet and reserved person most of the time, choosing to observe and listen rather than talk, so he’d be good at reading your moods.
feeling like setting the world on fire? he’s the extinguisher. feeling soft? he’s there to keep you melting as you lay in his arms. omg i can’t 😭
if you’re a loud person, i don’t think mark would mind because he’s literally apart of GOT7 where BamBam, Yugyeom, AND Jackson exist. he can handle anything.
however...if you tried to get out of character with him just cause yo attitude rank, he quick to shut that shit down.
but on the other hand, he can be rambunctious and needy at the drop of a hat. it really depends on his overall mood.
y’all would be a really chill couple. probably preferring a couple of outdoor activities as dates and maybe having trivia night or something, at home.
he gives really awesome cuddles. like he can be playing the game and if you just climb in his lap, hugging him like a koala, he’ll just kiss you on your forehead and continue what he was doing.
he also likes it when you let him just lay his head on your chest or thighs or stomach and play in his hair. baby melts faster than a popsicle.
speaking of playing the game, you and that bitch gotta fight because she’s fighting for your number one spot. buttt mark isn’t always playing the game, so it’s never really been a problem. plus, whenever he’s playing you are usually doing your own thing.
the only time it is a problem is when your time of the month is here and you’re either irritated with everything or soft as fuck all the time. that’s when you want mark’s attention the most and he knows better than to do otherwise, especially when you’re irritated with everyone.
mark loves your natural hair.
he loves seeing you in poofs or just a pineapple. and if you can braid (i can’t) he loves when you incorporate them into your poofs or ‘fros.
if you get braids with different colors, he will definitely try and make y’all’s outfits coordinate with your hair color. not in a way that’s obvious, but in a way that compliments you.
you into wigs? he will start you a wig collection simply because you treat your wigs like he treats his games and you support his gaming habits, so he supports your wig collection. (make his pockets hurt).
PLEASE teach him how to wash your hair!!! you usually do washdays alone and sometimes mark is around to help pass you something, but he’s never actually done it and he really wants to.
his hands are surprisingly gentle as he works the shampoo through your scalp and rinse you out. you damn near fell asleep and he wanted to let you, because you looked so peaceful, but he woke you up and helped you add product.
when it comes to PDA, mark isn’t one to really do it but he does hold your hand or have an arm around your waist. he likes to feel you close to him.
when you meet his parents you were sooo nervous. i’m talking borderline bought to throw up. mark was actually concerned for you and offered to cancel, but you told him no and pushed through.
update: his parents (and siblings) loved you and his dad is so precious 😭✨
speaking of family, you met the dogs: milo and coco.
coco saw you as a threat, nooo cap. she growled at you every time she looked at you. youngjae had to stop you from yeeting their dog because she almost peed on you.
eventually, she started seeing you as an ally and warmed up to you. especially once she saw that you could easily convince mark to give her more treats.
milo was very excited upon meeting you and had been up on you since the first time you met him. he was such a sweet puppy and loved to be held in your arms, sometimes making you and mark look like a married couple with their child.
switching gears, but when you finally met the boys (which was about month six of your relationship) it was like trying crack for the first time.
they kinda didn’t know how to act around you because mark angry 😡 of mark’s personality and maybe you wouldn’t react well with rowdiness, but as SOON and i mean as SOON as you joined in on Bam and Yugyeom’s random dabbing moments, they knew you were the shit.
jackson likes to send ideas your way for his clothing line because you’re a fan of his and told him you had some ideas. he wants to make you a partner, but you told him no. that doesn’t stop him from paying you like an actual worker though.
you, jinyoung, and jb have a book club together and y’all read new stories once every two months. it’s pretty solid to the point where namjoon, shownu, changkyun, and a few other idols decided to join.
you and youngjae have a BUNCH of inside jokes. like the amount of times y’all just look at each other and laugh, it creeps the guys out sometimes. you always try to get a laugh out of him because it’s such a nice one and always cheers you up.
now, the dynamic trio. once bam and ygeom got a feel for your vibes, y’all were like the Harry Potter trio. anytime you three were together, chaos was to ensure.
those are moments where mark regrets his life choices, but then he sees you bonding with his brothers so well...it warms his heart 😣
eventually, the boys end up attached to you like your their girlfriend and markie no like that.
(i’ll probably make this a separate fic) butttt lets just say mark decides to fuck you in the practice room in front of the mirrors, right before the boys have practice, and all six of them mfer’s had to hear you moaning for their hyung.
(all they dicks were hard)
yeaah...it may or may not have activated a kink in all the boys including mark....
overall, your relationship with mark is God tier and so amazingly solid. that’s a forever mate right there.
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Jac & Amelia
Jac: Are you free [the friday night closest to this Halloween moment]?
Amelia: Can be
Jac: Do be
Jac: Fancy dress
Amelia: okay
Jac: 😄
Jac: Great
Jac: tell Is, because she can’t be trusted with any sensitive info
Amelia: tell Is because you cba with all her questions you mean
Jac: Um, no, she will spoil the surprises, thank you very much
Amelia: I already know what you’re gonna do
Jac: No you do not, ungrateful cow
Amelia: if you say so
Jac: What’s got you in a bad mood?
Amelia: nothing, I’m not
Amelia: I just know you
Jac: What, you don’t want a party then?
Jac: You’re the one that loves to party
Amelia: I’m not that ungrateful, thank you
Jac: It’s your 16th, you have to do something, like
Amelia: yeah, I know
Jac: What does your mum want to do?
Amelia: the kind of fancy dress I’m 🤞 there’s no 📸 around for
Amelia: but she’s said she’ll take me to [some art exhibit you’d fuck with even if it’s not close by cos your mum obvs supports you being that bitch, we know she’s crafty lol]
Jac: you mean like [sending her examples from her crafty mum’s facebook because we clearly have her as a friend, like lol] 👧🏻
Jac: that’ll be cool though
Amelia: 😣 Like I said, 0 surprise for me walking in and getting greeted by your spooky 👧🏻 decor
Jac: You act like my main goal in life is to 😣 you
Amelia: you’re not Is, but cringe is a birthday byproduct
Jac: 🙄😏
Jac: it’s not as if I’m going to invite the entire school
Amelia: which is why I said okay
Amelia: I trust you, awkward surprises and all
Jac: You’ll have fun
Jac: and me and Jame have already planned our costumes so, you better catch up
Amelia: Duh, you’re there, I can’t not
Amelia: don’t worry about my costume worry about Is’🙄😏
Jac: what is she doing
Amelia: ever? idk
Jac: you know I mean she’s throwing ideas at you rn and you’re encouraging her
Amelia: I know you only like surprising other people, so of course I’ve got to put you on the receiving end, a little bit
Jac: 😑
Amelia: [but do tell her some of Isabelle’s still hilarious but not as iconic ideas she’s had cos you’re that whipped you’ve gotta]
Jac: If she wears [what we think is the most ridiculous lol just wait] I will die
Amelia: Thank god I saved some good news
Jac: What are you waiting for, go on then
Amelia: stay with me, my mum is also taking me to [some fancy af restaurant cos her mum is that bitch and clearly wants a girly sophisticated daughter like Jac so is living for this friendship] after school on the day and you’re invited
Jac: Omg, you are such a spoilt only-child
Jac: that place is 💸
Jac: I’m going to look at the menu now
Amelia: we’re definitely coming for Sav’s 🤑 brand for the night
Jac: I bet she’s been, I’ll ask her
Amelia: weekly probably, I’ll check her feed
Jac: She’ll help me pick an outfit
Amelia: and your 3 courses
Jac: Okay, nothing too tight then 😬
Amelia: you’ll be fine, you pay for more and get less, we’ll be hungry in like an hour
Jac: 🙄😏
Jac: you sound like my sister
Amelia: my dad too, if he was allowed to skip that part of the celebrations he would
Jac: Ha, good luck with that
Amelia: at least I’ll have an ally in wanting to go get some more food
Jac: I don’t know how you stay so skinny
Amelia: because I’m about to turn 16 not 36, wait for it
Jac: Jammy bitch
Jac: I’m going to have to workout when I get home
Amelia: Oh please
Amelia: you sound like Savannah
Jac: What, I will
Amelia: I don’t know why you think you ever have to
Jac: you don’t get it, you never had a chubby stage
Amelia: neither did you, you’ve always been cute
Jac: yeah, no 😆
Amelia: yeah, I was there
Jac: Umm so was I, babe
Amelia: being too hard on yourself back then as well
Jac: Whatever, I’ve got more important things to worry about
Amelia: typical virgo
Jac: I’m only going to take it as a compliment
Amelia: I only meant it as one
Jac: Do you want a present or do you want to go shopping before and I’ll get you whatever there
Amelia: Can we go to [some shop or shops that Savannah would not be caught dead in LOL]?
Jac: You can, sure
Jac: I wanna go [to shops that she and Savannah would]
Amelia: um, whose birthday is it?
Jac: You’re only your parents 👸🏻 not mine
Amelia: rude
Jac: Drama 👑 too
Jac: You’re having dinner, an art show AND a party, and you want to only go to the shops YOU want? 😂 please
Amelia: First of all, I didn’t ask for any of that, secondly, I didn’t say we couldn’t go where you want too
Jac: I know you were joking
Jac: Two can play at that game
Amelia: 😏
Jac: We can go in [a shop that Savannah has told us about]
Jac: I don’t know why we never have before
Amelia: I’ll blame Is until I have been in
Jac: Is she invited?
Amelia: not to dinner, which would make it weird if I invited her to come shopping, right?
Jac: We could go shopping beforehand and all go
Amelia: I guess
Jac: I need to find some more bits for my costume, that’ll be way more fun
Amelia: I better decide on who I’m gonna be
Jac: Yeah you had
Jac: 🕟
Amelia: I have some ideas, too many if anything though
Jac: Hit me with ‘em
Amelia: no way! it’s a surprise, I’m serious this time
Jac: Ugh, fine
Amelia: you’re not allowed to get 😤 when it’s something you’ll like
Jac: You’re cute
Amelia: You’re cute, I’m just the almost birthday girl, meaning you have to be nice to me
Jac: When am I not nice to you? 😏
Amelia: 🤔💭
Amelia: [and some childhood story of when they had a little domestic or she got in trouble cos of something Jac actually did or whatever, we know the vibes]
Jac: As if you’re still talking about that!
Jac: It was your fault anyway
Amelia: liar, it was not!
Jac: Let.It.Go
Amelia: never
Jac: You’re ridiculous
Amelia: consistently
Jac: I’d basically forgotten about that
Amelia: because you got away scot-free
Jac: It’s my fault you don’t know how to be sneaky, ever
Jac: 👌
Amelia: another lie, I sneak out all the time
Jac: your mother is ridiculously gullible, no offence
Amelia: 😂 none taken, she’s been fully taken in by you so
Jac: excuse me
Jac: I don’t fake any of it, I’m that good
Amelia: or she’s that desperate
Jac: What do you mean?
Amelia: you fit her ideal daughter definition and I don’t
Jac: Shut up, she couldn’t love you more
Amelia: oh no, she absolutely could, all it would take is a makeover
Amelia: 👗✨👠✨💄✨
Jac: We’re going to need to find you something to justify the meal then, aren’t we
Amelia: I don’t care, it won’t suck now you’re coming
Jac: ‘course it won’t 😘
Amelia: and don’t worry about the party, I’d never let Is actually kill you
Jac: yeah if she wants to make a fool of herself, I’ve never been able to stop her anyway so 🤷‍♀️
Amelia: the smoothie guy isn’t gonna be there to throw herself at anyway
Jac: Absolutely not
Jac: how old is he, anyway
Amelia: I have 0 clue, I literally refuse to absorb any of the details she kept trying to throw at me about him
Jac: He’s way too old for her, however old he is
Jac: She’s beyond immature
Amelia: yeah, she’s not ready
Jac: He will totally try to fuck and chuck her
Jac: I’m gonna spell it out to her IRL next time I see her
Amelia: you’ll have to, she doesn’t listen to me whenever I point out how gross boys are
Jac: well that’s not going to work
Jac: I’m going to ask [a boy from school who’s more suitable in our opinion lol] to ask her out
Amelia: 😕
Jac: he’s perfect for her
Jac: I wouldn’t make you go out with him
Amelia: Who would you set me up with?
Jac: You’re so picky
Jac: I assume when you do decide, you’ll be able to do it yourself
Jac: Is needs all the help she can get
Amelia: I’m not picky, I just know what I want and who I’m not gonna get it from
Jac: Picky isn’t a bad thing, necessarily
Amelia: it’s better than the alternative
Jac: I mean, I’m thrilled I don’t have to hear you chatting incessantly about lads too so sure
Amelia: right back at you, I’d die if that’s who you were
Jac: Please
Amelia: exactly, I’d be begging you to stop
Jac: 😅
Jac: I know you hate that stuff
Jac: I haven’t even told you about Sav’s boyfriend’s friend
Amelia: Sav’s boyfriend’s friend who?
Jac: Well the other day we went and had lunch with him, Tyler, and his friend was there too
Jac: We might do a whole double-date thing
Amelia: oh so Sav set it up that he’d be there
Jac: No, they’re both doing [some sporty boy work experience moment]
Amelia: which she knew when she took you to lunch, it was a whole matchmaking scheme
Jac: 🙄😏 I think she was more concerned about seeing her own, like
Jac: like I said, this is why I didn’t mention it before
Amelia: it’s nice of her, you obviously liked him enough to consider making it a repeat thing
Jac: It’s not serious
Amelia: it was only lunch
Jac: I mean, yeah
Amelia: I doubt even Sav thinks it’s serious yet and she’s extra
Jac: She wants me to be happy
Jac: doesn’t make her Cupid though
Amelia: she wants someone to double date with, doesn’t mean you have to
Jac: Why wouldn’t I want to?
Amelia: date one of her boyfriend’s lame friends? because you could do loads better
Jac: I don’t have to marry him
Jac: anyway, you don’t even know if he’s lame or not
Amelia: I know he’s not gonna be good enough for you
Jac: You’re sweet, Meels
Amelia: I mean it
Jac: I know you do
Amelia: good
Amelia: I need to go ask mum about my possible costumes before everyone’s decided but me and you have a reason to be mad
Jac: You never have to go store-bought
Jac: she could probably make you a whole [something v complicated and her energy]
Amelia: Remember when she made me [a highlight reel of childhood costumes that would be hilarious but not in a titanic Isabelle way lol]
Jac: I need a picture of [the most amusing] actually 😂
Amelia: [obviously do send them because you’re whipped as I said earlier in this convo]
Jac: can’t say you didn’t do it to yourself now
Amelia: Jill did it to me 🧶📍🧵✂️ made with the ❤️ that you’re obviously right, she couldn’t have more of, since the 📸 doesn’t lie 😂
Jac: I’ve seen the scrapbooks, babe
Amelia: 🙄😏
Amelia: but we’ve made a top secret plan and I’m caught up to you and Jame
Jac: I get it, it’s not like there’s not an abundance of 📸 from my dad so
Jac: It’s a date
Amelia: thanks for throwing me a party
Jac: duh
Amelia: I love you for it, duh or not
Jac: you’re so soppy
Amelia: Well, I can’t be full of surprises or you’d be SO sulky
Jac: and you’re terrible at keeping secrets so
Amelia: yeah, that doesn’t help
Jac: Bless
Amelia: Is wants to go to [some shop that she wants to that nobody else will] if we’re all going
Jac: I’ll talk her out of it
Amelia: 🤞 you can
Jac: I always do
Jac: and she’s always complaining about being skint anyway
Amelia: she must be skint, how much money she’s spent on smoothies to talk to him
Jac: imagine not getting them for free because he wants to talk to you
Amelia: maybe Sav can throw one of Ty’s friends at her
Jac: Not really any need
Jac: we all know she doesn’t stay interested for long anyway
Amelia: but if they’re that great
Jac: 🙄 I’ve only met the one
Amelia: so far
Jac: I know what you’re trying to get at
Amelia: there’s a chance Is could be less annoying about boys if she had one to give her full attention to
Jac: We’d have to change her, not the object of her attention
Jac: that’s just the truth 🤷‍♀️
Amelia: you don’t wanna go on double dates with her instead of Sav, that’s the truth
Jac: I’d go on double dates with any of you, don’t be ridiculous
Amelia: okay
Jac: What’s up, seriously
Amelia: What do you think’s up? Because this is the second time you’ve asked me
Jac: You’re just being weird
Amelia: I don’t see how
Jac: alright
Amelia: if there’s something you’re trying to get at, I wish you would
Jac: Likewise
Amelia: I don’t know how else I can say nothing’s wrong when you clearly don’t believe me
Jac: Forget about it then
Jac: it’s not some big drama
Amelia: I’ll forget about it when you stop calling me weird
Jac: Stop acting it
Jac: weirdo
Amelia: I’m not
Jac: It’s a joke
Jac: Jesus, Meels
Amelia: very funny
Jac: Whatever
Jac: don’t bother replying ‘til you’ve refound your personality
Amelia: likewise
Jac: Ha ha, bitch
Amelia: [don’t reply gal because you’ll say something slagging off Savannah and your notp you very much mean and will very much regret]
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Akudama Drive Character Opinions/Thoughts Pt. 2
Heyo!! <3 Here’s Pt. 2. I can’t believe this has two parts OMG. Remember that these are just my opinions so feel free to disagree with me! This was just a ramble I did for fun. I know it’s different from what I normally post, but hey! I wanted to try something new. :D 
Please enjoy and message me with anything. And definitely check out Pt. 1 if you haven’t done so already!
Cutthroat: I think I have a special place in my heart for white haired, crazy psychopaths, oop. (Juuzou Suzuya and Rui*) I adored Cutthroat from the very first moment I saw him. [Side note: I’m kind of disappointed that the show went with the pronoun “He” (I was super excited to have a nonbinary character, but alas.] Those little moments in the beginning with Swindler and Cutthroat were weird, but surprisingly wholesome at times and I really loved when he ate the tin of marshmallows, dropped the knife (you know when xD), and pressed all the buttons on board the airbus. I equally loved the serious side of him that showed that he was much more intelligent than he let on (that scene where he throws his knives to reach the button; Episode 3). I just thought that those two different personalities mixed in with the childlike-psychoticness was super refreshing (even if we’ve seen characters like him before). But as much as I love Cutthroat, I have mixed feelings about his death in episode 9. I know some people are angry at Swindler for killing him, but honestly I think it kind of had to be done what with the way that he was acting towards her (love vs. bloodlust. IT'S nOT lOvE). So while I’m definitely sad boi over him dying, I do admit that he was genuinely terrifying during his last moments. (Haha I prefer the Cutthroat that spends his day eating marshmallows, thank you!!)
Brother: Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun anyone? Lmaoo. I liked him a lot. I thought he was a cutie and I really admired the strength/resilience he showed in trying to protect his Sister (something that I’m sure was endearing to a lot of us). I was definitely aware that the two of them were Sus from the beginning when we saw them on board the Shinkansen, but I never could’ve imagined the ending! I originally predicted them being the bad guys of the story and that the Akudama would have to ally with the Executioners. But all in all I’m SO RELIEVED the two of them were able to escape to somewhere better. I loved the role that Swindler played within their lives (even for a short time) and how she helped Brother and Sister show more outward emotions to one another. Also that scene where he was surprised at all the swear words Sister learned was so funny. xD 
Sister: I was suspicious of both Brother and Sister from the very beginning and really didn’t have strong feelings for either of them. Sort of like. “Yay kids…?.” But I’m so glad that Sister really found herself with Swindler and was able to become more expressive and more child-like. It hurts to know that these two children can and never will have normal lives/childhoods, so in a really sad way Swindler was able to give Sister a glimpse into a normal life during her last few days. ;-; I really can’t say much more about Sister, besides the fact that I’m genuinely very happy that the two of them were able to continue living on hopefully in a better place. Her moments with Swindler and Courier were so cute!! And the way that she repeated everything they said was adorable. Also. HER OUTFIT slayed. I was so touched by the sisterly relationship that Sister and Swindler had. <3 
Executioner (Master): DayUM SiR save some of that badasseryness for the rest of us. He was super cool and I think his entire arc around his death was super well done!! A truly Breathtaking end to his life. While watching the show I definitely acknowledged how strong he was, but overall apart from that I can’t say I really had any particular feelings towards him. I have a confession: I didn’t really react too much to his death (I’m sorryyy I’m a terrible person). I appreciated more so about what he allowed for story-wise, I think he was a great example for the moral ambiguities between Akudama and Executioner/the moments between him and his pupil were great, but that’s about it. I think his final moments were very powerful and I could tell that he cared about his pupil a lot so that’s nice, especially in the context of her character growth later on in the show...which is amazing!! 
Executioner (Pupil): I really wished she would have joined the Akudama side. I obviously know that that would never happen, but it would’ve been amazing for her to question the actions of the executioners and change sides. We see that she isn’t driven in the same way that her boss or her teacher were and seemed genuinely affected when the little girl told her that her parents were killed in the riots. It would’ve been so cool to see her fight against Doctor alongside Hoodlum, Courier, Swindler in the train station (Side note: If the circumstances had been different, I don’t think she would’ve allowed Doctor to get her way like that, but who knows?). Another thing I loved was seeing the time lapse between her being a dedicated student to becoming almost a replica of her teacher (scar of some sort with a fierce determination to fight alone), but unlike her teacher, I felt more inclined to like her for whatever reason. I just felt that it would’ve been great to see her rise up against the Executioners and question her own morals further (even if that might have included sparing some Akudama’s lives). But overall, I liked her more as the season progressed. Go Girl! 
Executioner (Junior): This POOR boy had it rough. I mean signing on to be the junior apprentice of an Executioner during all of this?! And also the fact that Doctor literally pierced his heart with a needle AND he later got shot (possibly killed?) Like leave him alone! :00 Haha, but seriously, he seemed super nice and almost seemed like the Executioner equivalent to Swindler (not entirely sure what they’re doing/gets pulled into the mess of the Akudama, etc.). I thought he was super cute. :3
Boss: She was lowkey a bad bitch tho not gonna lie. I found her super cool with a great sense of authority...that is until she ordered all of the citizens to literally be slaughtered. I can understand why she issued the first order of having all the citizens be turned into Akudama, but then like just killing all of them that were rioting?? NOOO. I’m not quite too sure what else I should say about her? I thought she was interesting and would’ve liked to see her fight, or her own past (she seems older so backstory of the Executioners would’ve been fun!) 
Black Cat (A.I) : While parts of Brother and Sister’s backstories were a little lost on me, I liked the addition of Black Cat as sort of a mini-catalyst to the entire hijacking mission in the beginning. I think the cat had a great presence in the first episode (almost a symbol of bad luck from the moment Swindler finds them...OoooOO). Not much to say apart from the fact that like. Yup. That's a robot cat. [Side note: Sort of reminds me of Monokuma xD) 
Hope you enjoyed this! Check Out Pt. 1! 💕
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fanfoolishness · 3 years
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All right, yelling about The Reckoning, starting now!
Kuiil!!! We will always love you!
Still so bummed Gina Carano was just so.. fricking... why
Well screw her, I’m gonna enjoy Cara Dune’s character in my own way with my liberal non-science-denying pro-trans pro-Judaism ass and there’s nothing she can do about it
Grogu! It looks like he’s sleeping on the chair in the cockpit behind Din. Din! Do you not own a fucking blanket for this little creature? No one on Sorgan wanted to give you one for helping save the town? No one wanted to send you off with all the cutest Sorgan-made baby toys and homespun blankets and cute little krill-dyed blue clothes??? Or did they want to and you conveniently refused them because you didn’t want such things of friendship and softness in your little metal home?
I like watching the way Din’s hands move over the console in the Crest...
Greef Karga’s such a dramatic bitch, I love it, “if you’re getting this you’re still alive. You might be surprised to hear this, but I am alive too.” Ooooooooh
Greef Karga is seriously peeved about the Client still being there, he is PEEVED
If Din succeeds in killing the Client, Greef says “You keep the Child”
JUST THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MINUTE, LET’S UNPACK THIS
Din doesn’t know about the Jedi. He doesn’t have a quest in relation to Grogu. All he knows is he had to keep the kid safe. And here’s Greef saying “keep.” Keep him. Something he didn’t want to think too deeply about, but here it is, keep, and what would that mean for him? What would that mean for him and the child?
His child?
*rubs little fiendish fingers together and cackles*
Din is... intrigued. And also extremely decisive. Sorgan time! I always forget we get a second little snippet of it when picking up Cara.
I hope we get another Cara who can throw punches like this, though.
Don’t think I didn’t miss that pretty villager who told Cara “thank you.” We all always agreed Cara is gay right?
“I’m the snare” ooooh tell me more, Mr. Mandalorian
Grogu burbling, sooo cute
Grogu absolutely heard Din say the kid would never be safe as long as the Imps were looking for him. Grogu heard him and understood him and tried to fly the damn ship away, YOUR SON IS SCARED! Or at least saying “for the Force’s sake, dad, beef up your side a little bit more here”
When did Din get the floating box that Grogu is in? When the fuck did this appear from?
IG-11 is just trying to give people tea! And awwww when Din calls Grogu the baby. <3
Kuiil is such a good droid dad!!!
Kuiil dropping truth bombs right and left about the nature of droids
Happy little blurrgs :)
Grogu is so worried about his dad omg
HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT DIN WAS LITERALLY CARTING GROGU AROUND IN A BOX
Din, you’re never hungry :(
It’s interesting we also just had an episode about a motley crew working together and fighting amongst themselves, but here, the tension just dissolves. It’s all about the kid. It’s a nice subversion of what we expect with motley allies.
It appears that introductions are in order! / Din: I can have friends too! I swear
New pram — definitely better than a milk crate or whatever
Greef, you can just talk anytime. Love that Carl Weathers voice.
How come so many planets in Star Wars have animals but no plants? Do the animals photosynthesize??? How does this work
Man this is an awkward dinner date at the bonfire
Din: “Greef it makes me very uncomfortable when you joke about people harming my child :) :) :)”
Oh man I forgot Din got all clawed up by the night bird things and was all smashed into the ground, poor Mando
It would actually be cool if Cara had some field medic experience now that I think of it
“He’s trying to eat me!” Will always be great
Din: SO GODDAMN PROUD OF GROGU for healing Greef and also
Stormtroopers are such pricks
My helmet? ON YOUR WALL??????
Werner Herzog, you’re being a little creepy. Also seriously though what even is your story???
How did the Empire get people to drink the Kool-Aid? Like they just won’t admit they want power? nooooo we wanted to bring you all peace! Y u mad tho?
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE BABY
It is asleep
WE ALL WILL BE QUIET (i love it so much)
“You said four” I SAID WHAT I SAID
Moff Gideon is such a petulant bastard
FOUR????
Din you killed Kuiil by raising him on the comm link :( :( :(
KUIIL DESERVED BETTER ;____;
Now it’s sad strings Mando time :(
When will Grogu heal Mando? Please tell me it’s coming ;_;
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Hi omg 🥺🥺 I was wondering if you could do a nct 127 reaction to their bisexual latinx s/o dressing alternative and being activist? Like going to blm activities and equal rights and pride I'm sorry if it's too specific 🥺 ilysm 🥺!!!
no problem at all my love !!!! ilysm too, thank you for your request!!
Moon Taeil
the proudest boyfriend ever. this is a common fact for everyone in nct. everyone, taeil included, would be so proud to have a girlfriend like you.
your no. 1 supporter! though it’s harder for him to attend protests for example because sm sucks and deserves to get their ass beat, since they can clearly rip off black artists but not acknowledge/help them, he still does everything in his power to support you!
need help with getting there and there to attend a demo? you got it! need a helping hand with drawing leaflets? you got it! write down ways you can safely protest and hide your face? he’s already making notes on a hk protest video!
Lee Taeyong
like taeil, taeyong is very supportive and goes out of his way to help you! he likes helping you with posters and other little things that can be helpful for protests - some solution for when you get teargassed, for example.
y’all have seen the way he stands up to his managers lmao. though it would be a little harder than exposing his managers on vlive, he’d still try to help on sns in a subtle way. a lysn bubble update with the date of the blm demo, maybe... very inch resting, ty doesnt know how that got there.............
in terms of dressing alt, you’ve got yourself a fanboy!! our fashion icon taeyong adores your sense of fashion and always watches you pick out fits. wants you to shop for him, aswell!! they’re such cool looks!
Seo Johnny
man the way he would be EXPLODING from pride. that’s his gf right here!!! his perfect little activist gf saving the world!! catch him crying in a ditch johnny loves you so MUCH
since he grew up in the states and experienced those problems firsthand, johnny would definitely make an attempt to join you on protests. whether that’s blm, pride or equal rights. he believes in you and he believes in those causes. will definitely get in trouble for secretly attending a demo with you!!
the biggest fucking ally ever omg. whether it took you some time to tell johnny or saying it right at the start, he supports you for your sexuality and never once makes you feel weird about it. nor insecure! he just fell in love with you HARD
Nakamoto Yuta
MAN... y’all already know yuta would join you on every. single. demo. he’s the loudest protestor on the goddamn street. I SAY LESBIAN YOU SAY ALLY. watch him raise up a lesbian flag and yell profanities at homophobic ass people
yuta is already so so vocal with his open support for lgbtq and others!!! this man is a feminist to the blood, to the bone. you got yourself the perfect boyfriend ma’am. hot and educated? goddamn
y’all are that activist power couple that is cheered on every protest!!!! he supports you! your causes are his causes!!!!! literally the perfect match
Kim Doyoung
this is so self explanatory i’m gonna CRY from laughter. everything about this man screams ally. will beat anyone up that belittles you for your sexuality, or anyone else in that matter
that vlive where the czennie talked about an unrequited love and he went “it could be a boy loving a boy, or a girl loving a girl, we don’t know that.” man....... kim doyoung, your hand in marriage juseyo??
like yuta, he is right beside you aiding your beliefs. he loves you so much, it’s only fair he does the best he can to support you. i love him
Jung Jaehyun
this man is so in awe at your fashion sense he literally annoys your ass for ootd pictures. spams you until he gets all the deeds. very obnoxious but also very cute, it’s quite an ego boost to have the jung jaehyun as a hype man!!
it’s not a big thing to him that you’re bisexual - he acknowledges it and supports you with all his heart. no matter what your sexuality is. there’s not a single inch of you he doesn’t love or adore or support. he literally has love beams shooting out of his eyes !!
has to be physically restrained to not attend demos with you LMAOOO, there’s a picture of him floating on sns where he raises you up so your poster is seen. power couple coming through to support blm and pride!!! move, homophobes !!!!!
Kim Jungwoo
jungwoo is someone i think who’s a little clueless to the causes you’re fighting for - not in an ignorant sense! i don’t know how to explain it, but i think jungwoo would realize through you what problems the people around him face, and then it’s just one big shocking realization for him
after that, he becomes an avid supporter!! again, sm is trash, but jungwoo would still try to spread your message about protests and petitions that can help. quite literally does not care if he is punished or not LMAO
is the first one to beat a mf’s ass up for fetishizing your bisexuality. that’s his queen and other queens/kings you’re insulting bitch, better get ready for an ass beating
Dong Sicheng
tbh i don��t see him reacting that much to you being bisexual??? i mean sicheng supports you 1000000% but it’s not a life-changing thing. you’re still his perfect y/n, who he loves with heart and soul.
as a chinese idol in nct, he would have it the hardest to support you. but that does not stop him, even though it gets dangerous every once in a while. my heart hurts thinking about how sm treats him hhhhh i’m gonna cry
again, the proudest boyfriend ever!!!! i know i’m kind of repeating myself, but they’re all just supportive! sicheng loves you so much and is filled with so much pride that his girlfriend is fighting for whats right. his heart aches to be with you on the streets :(
Mark Lee
the biggest himbo ally ever LMAODJSHSH. i’m so sorry for the slander mark but that’s the first thing that came to my mind 😭😂
gets quite literally angry with you at the problems in the world. like sicheng, he wishes to be with you marching through the streets. equal rights should be a given and it makes him so mad that people have to protest for them. so mad!
does whatever he can to help you. mark lee is so in love with you, he’d drop anything and everything to help you. say the word and he’ll do it! i’m soft
Lee Donghyuck
y’all know that one tumblr post? he’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit? yeah that’s donghyuck HDHDBDB
like mark, he is so utterly confused why the things you’re fighting for aren’t already a given?? i??????????? his girlfriend is literally a latinx bi queen, and she’s AMAZING. openly bashes people on sns for biphobic, homophobic, or anything else discriminatory on that matter.
though he’s a little clueless on how he can help you, he still tries his best! not only does he ask you, but also his foreign czennies. hyuck makes the effort to spread your messages to k-netizens, and though it’s hard since sm sucks ass, he still shows open solidarity. that’s his girlfriend protesting on the streets, together with all the people who fight to make things right. he’s gonna make sure your voices are heard.
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ihassheepquake · 4 years
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Stargirl 1.10 “Brainwave Jr.” is out now on DCU and I’m here to talk about it.
If you’ll remember from last week, we ended on the cliffhanger of Barbara walking in on Pat, Courtney, & the Staff, and now she’s going to have to learn the whole thing. From Promo it looks like a lot of drama is surrounding that, which is awesome. We can also see Courtney & Henry together in the thumbnail for today, which is probably going to be them having a bit of a spat with the rest of the JSA. I personally love drama episodes, and we know a lot more is happening than just drama, so I’m really excited to see what they have in store for us tonight.
The opening crawl is set to Ain’t No Mountain High Enough, which makes this the second time the song has shown up in the DCU shows (now here, and Hank & Dawn sang it back in Titans season 2). I wonder if someone in charge has a thing for the song or what. But following that up, we get to see Pat & Barbara meet! How cute!! We got the story back in episode 1 but now we get to actually see it. They both get a banana split but there’s only banana so they share it, that’s so fucking cute. The one het coupe I support. And then move into them telling Barbara and Courtney is out here like “oh that’s a broom” like seriously? Really Court? I love how Barbara is taking no shit during this conversation. Barbara “get outta here with that Starman is your dad bullshit” Whitmore, iconic. OH SHIT AND BARBARA FUCKING KICKS PAT OUT OMG! I am living for this omfg.
And now we cut to the King’s and it seems Henry Sr has lost 10ish years of his memory, wild. I’m interested to see what this will do to Henry Sr in the future, and if his forgetting all the current ISA shit will have anything to do with Henry Jr’s character. Also, is it just me, or does it sound like Icicle killed his wife. How many loved ones of allies has Jordan killed? About two scenes later, Henry Sr mentions Jordan by name in his dreams, which really feels like conformation that Jordan did it to me. Then Jordan fucking shows up at the hospital like a bitch! What the hell man, just go die already. And now we see that there’s well over 3,300 of those VHS tapes Henry Sr was making, how obnoxious was that to move? “Merri the girl of 1,000 gimmicks,” was Henry’s mom a superhero??? MERRI’S BROTHER WAS STARMAN!?!? EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?! Hold on, I need a minute. Well, I’d say this is Henry’s motivation to try and work with the JSA.
This little scene with Pat & Mike is really sad. Mike is such a good kid, I love him. 
The Staff comes to see Courtney in her room, how cute. And then fucking dips off to the Garage by itself, and is clearly holding a grudge against Jordan, that’s awesome. The Staff is such a fun character. And then it comes to the hospital to fight Jordan & Henry Sr by itself! ICONIC!! Oop, now it’s frozen. Fuck. Anyway, the more Jordan talks, the more he sounds like a crazy Colonizer. And is Henry Jr only cowering from Jordan, or is he also cowering from his dad? 
The drama with the Whitmore family continues, Barb wants to move them both out of Blue Valley. And here comes Henry to fill in Courtney on the drama, and showcasing a new ability in the process. And thus kick-starting Henry’s involvement in the JSA and the team’s first real mission, only 10 episodes in! 
OMFG shit must be serious, Barbara emailed Sam (who comic fans know is a real piece of shit). And then later, when Jordan and his parents show up, and Barbara records what they say in Norwegian? Amazing. It seems she’s at least going to give Pat & Court the benefit of the doubt after seemingly doing some research on Starman. And further on, Sam has actually emailed her back! Are we gonna meet Sam Kurtis??
I don’t wanna talk to much about this lunch scene because there’s a lot of opinions. Yo & Rick are totally valid in their thoughts and feelings, but also, like, there’s bigger shit to worry about kids.
But which tunnel entrance do we think the kids used? At the school? Do they just keep their uniforms in their lockers?? And it’s Grundy! Soloman Grundy!! OMFG!!! Rick, sweetie, maybe don’t go yelling at the fucking zombie in the secret tunnels under the town? Dragon King is here doing some real weird looking shit to Brainwave. And the Starsquad + Henry Jr is gonna fight all these creepy zombie slaves of DK’s, and once again proving how Court & Yolanda are the most prepared for a fight, they’re th eonly ones we know have some kind of martial arts training. RICK WHY ARE LETTING OUT SOLOMAN GRUNDY?!?! Fucking idiot boy. But man do I love watching Courtney & Yolanda kick ass. Especially followed by the older villains once again proving how big a deal experience is. Oh fuck DK’s face is disgusting. It’s real gross. I do appreciate Henry Jr fighting back against Henry Sr. He, at least, is not cool with the whole supervillain killer thing, which is good. I am once again talking about how cool the CG is for Court’s staff. And Henry Jr is straight up going to sacrifice himself for the Starsquad??? Maybe we don’t hate him. If they can handle his redemption properly, I may be able to support it in the future. As long as this isn’t all of the redemption arc. 
WAIT HENRY SR KILLED HIS WIFE?!?! EXCUSE ME?!?!?! And now he’s threatening to kill his own son, real supervillain material. I’m glad Henry Jr is making the right choice though. And to see all of the Starsquad fighting so hard to help him, and Henry really apologizing for what he did to Yolanda. I’m glad it wasn’t a last minute “i love you” because that would be so unearned.
HI DCU STOP KILLING FUCKING KIDS!! I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SAY THAT!!! AND THAT’S HOW IT ENDS!?!?!? FUCK THAT!!! Okay, but I’m still super in the Joey Lives camp, and we know that Henry Jr is at least decently important in comics, so maybe we’ll get them both back? Idk. I’m a little undecided on whether I want Henry to have survived because this really doesn’t feel like the end of his arc, but more the start. So I want to see that really get addressed. But at the same time, I want death to have consequences (unless it’s one of my loves, obviously, I’m fine with being a hypocrite for that). 
I have so many thoughts, I’m really not sure where exactly to begin (beyond what I’ve already been saying), but that’s all things we can address later. That’s it for this weeks episode, for now, which means that I’ll see you next Sunday for Stargirl 1.11 “Shining Knight” it’s a fucking Shining Knight episode guys, that’s awesome! Honestly this show just ups the bar every episode, it’s probably the best DC show around currently period. It’s amazing.
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happiest season
first of all i love clea duvall second of all please include poc in shit. i’ll just go outside if i wanna see white people
i respect kristen stewart but she is to millennials what timothee chalamet is to gen z. and no i will not elaborate
damn! santa claus reindeer roplay???
imagine lupita nyong’o and tessa thompson in a lesbian christmas movie??
so dan levy just plays david rose? okay cool. (i luv david and dan levy so it’s all good)
listen i want the one who gets proposed to but if they get me a diamond ring i will end it. if it’s diamond it better be vintage. otherwise just get me anything but diamond.
also yes. i agree with everything david.. i mean john said about marriage.
oh no the my family doesn’t know i’m gay trope. lol
the ol’ roommate lie. lemme guess there’s only one bed too
okay but there’s no way they can look at kristen stewart and think “yes that is a heterosexual”
if someone told me their mom’s name was tipper i would discredit and distrust everything they have to say
yeah people on intsagram are gonna figure out the situation real quick.
mary holland is sweet. i think i’m gonna luv her in this
oh no! they treat her like shit! i’m gonna cry
nevermind there is not one bed.
c’mon jane’s cute. leave her alone.
i’ll be honest tho. if i met a jane irl i would be annoyed. but that’s on me and nothing on a person just vibing.
the old boyfriend trick.
kristen stewart is already so short why not put her in an actual chair. or get her a booster seat.
how many ex’s are they gonna bring back? is this scott pilgrim
ngl it would be tight to move to a city like paris and just go to museums. alas i am a poor
fish are still animals that need to be taken care of! feed the fish!
david’s right
the twins from the shinning are here
being a mother doesn’t make you a better person
she didn’t ask so don’t give advice weirdo
no one appreciates jane and that is so rude
gays can have kids
when her mom said they made gift baskets i was expecting hippies... but they are so much worse... fucking goop??
i don’t care about your sister rivalry. 
oh wow... the mom totally sucks
saying you no longer want to be part of a conversation should be the norm. sometimes you get bored and you want to leave. 
oh yeah nothing to hide except for you homo daughter
do people still want to be friends with people from high school?
like if met up with certain people from high school i’d be like nah. thanks tho but no.
especially if one person still had romantic feelings.
once again david is right!
he’s right but he just killed her fish omg
okay but look wise, aubry plaza is hotter so i say get with the hot one
and i’m telling kristen stewart this
mackenzie davis was hotter in san junipero
big sister knows they lesbianing
okay but texing your girlfriend while being in the same house is kinda cute or maybe i’m a weirdo.
sneak sneak sneak
yeah abby. what are you doing in the closet?
so kristen’s the bottom huh
okay but a milf called harry is lowkey hot
i would drop kick those kids. little weirdos
also mall security your job is not that serious
i bet these people are republicans
i get being scared to come out to your family but harper is kinda lame
even when they’re just talking, kristen and aubry have better chemistry 
yeah her family is totally republican for the way harper treated riley in high school
how did mackenzie davis go from playing one of the gayest characters in san junipero to harper who doesn’t seem very gay? 
the way this movie is playing out seems like harper and abby break up and harper gets with her old boyfriend and abby gets with riley but i don’t think that’s how this will end (in fact i know cuz i looked on wikipedia)
bitch space??? she’s are your parent’s house and you are barely spending time with her. space? go to the moon then
abby deserves better
this is a pro abby and riley blog and an anti harper blog
it’s your fault she dropped the wine harper.. but jane shouldn’t have picked it up
once again the mom sucks!!!
has anyone ever been a part of white elephant? i hate it, it’s so awkward so much second hand embarrassment 
harper has no right getting upset over abby being friends with riley when she’s getting close to her ex boyfriend
riley is just chilling being hot. 
“it’s over. i’m done” end the movie right there that’s all i needed.
if you want her then act like it
damn upper middle class parents are monsters
you pump?
i lowkey thought sloane’s husband was also gonna be gay
stay out of this, sappho
omg harper suuuucks
appreciate jane or parish
yes you are baby
hell yeah girl speak your truth... you still suck tho
omg the parents suck!
“i don’t have any secrets by i am an ally”
we all know politicians ain’t shit and don’t do shit. who cares
ngl.. i didn’t tell my family i was gay for the same reasons as harper. i didn’t know if they would accept me so i kept it hidden for so long but in the end they did. so i can’t hate her for that but she had a gf so she wasn’t alone.
jane got published!!! yes!
i hope the family all bought a copy of jane’s book. not received a free copy but paid for one.
okay this movie was cute. i liked it.
still think abby and riley shoulda been end game
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