#bwahahaha!

[mudkirby]

#rain world #rainworld #iterator #five pebbles #rw fp #the rot #consumes all #bwahahaha! #samus aran #metroid #ped suit #metroid prime #metroid prime 3 corruption #corruption #phazon #dark samus #dark S U S #suas #sause #suess #slus #sas #🅱️amus 🅱️aran #the worst 🅱️ounty hunter in the galaxy #what the heck has this devolved into #mud rants #adhd moment

[mistmarauder]

most likely to be the next in line to get added to your tumblr harem

Damn it. I just added @like-the-rest-of-la, so I can't pick her.

But I've also got @bichimney in my sights. I'm coming for you, Sam. Get ready! 😈

Send me “Most likely to…” asks 💃

#bwahahaha! #mist answers #superlatives ask game #anonymous

[biteofcherry]

I have already six bratty thots scheduled 😎 There will be more.

#bwahahaha! #though I don't know if an evil laugh or maniacal giggling is more bratty vibe? 😝 #I'm gonna poke all the Doms! #So you can count on your fave man being annoyed too 😂😂😂

[discoknack]

"A demonstration of gasterocarp erection in the laboratory by incubation of freshly collected ripe eggs in a moist chamber rarely fails to impress."

You're saying that on purpose!

#bwahahaha! #the genus is literally called phallus oh my goodness

[dramamelon]

LOL! Almost forgot my poll. XD

So, Earth-style time units won. By one vote. Earth-style it is. 💖

Time for a little Find & Replace action.

#it was rigged i tells ya! #bwahahaha!

[no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists]

#bwahahaha #fun with languages #fun with words #history #nachos

[ofsgiathan]

🍂 shiiiiin !!!!! the psyduck to my heart . we adore that you’re so invested in your characters . you always try and provide help and resources to others , too .  you’re so active in projects and i hope you’re doing great . stay hydrated , rest , know that you’re amazing !

EEEEESSSSSMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!

hi. yes. ilu. <333 and we definitely live and appreciate psyduck in this household!! and while there's a lot of firsts for me when it comes to thanksgiving today ( i'm unfortunately by myself today 😔 ) i'm not gonna let it get the best of me. i just hope you know that ilu, esme, okay?? and i hope your day goes well! <333

#out of wings 》》》 positivity #oschvank #oschwank #yes ... i used both because i know you like to switch back and forth. #bwahahaha!

[enbycrip]

Took me waaay too long to realise this was Evangelical Nonsense and not a relatable Trans With Chronic Illness meme 🤣

#evangelical nonsense #the world and the flesh are kind of the worst though #nonbinary #trans nonbinary #trans #chronically ill #chronic illness #chronic fatigue #chronic pain #bwahahaha

[rowynri]

hehe! love these guys :D

#traffic light trio #lmk fanart #my art #art #digital art #lmk traffic light trio #lego monkie kid #lego monkey kid fanart #lmk mei #mei long #qi xiaotian #mk #lmk mk #pff #lmk red son #red son #doodles #ignore the background #bwahahaha #sketches #if you can’t tell red son’s on his phone in the first one lol #monkie kid #i meant to draw mei more mischevious but i failed #anyway i have spanish homework i need to get done #adios #tap for better quality!

[chopapilla]

kiriko!!

#bwahahaha #raagghh why r all her skins saurr good #however her witch skin ios still da best #yep :3 #kiriko #overwatch 2 #overwatch #ow #ow2 #overwatch fanart #ow2 kiriko

[hyacinth43]

angry AUTO

#i thought this was so funny when i was drawing it bwahahaha #auto wall e #human ai

[evilhorse]

Coffee, black, for the woman of wonder.

(Wonder Woman #7)

#wonder woman #princess diana #superman #clark kent #kal el #coffee #black hole #strong #intergalactic Starbucks #bwahahaha #tom king #guillem march #dc comics #comics #2020s comics

[kmnchii]

shot to the heart

#jeremy king #gb patch games #xoxo droplets #xoxo droplets fanart #myart #bwahahaha i remember playing this game while waiting for the first our life to come out #and i was a shiloh girlie but this joker lookalike really grew on me #sorry shiloh bb #fanart #xod #xobd #xod jeremy #xobd jeremy

[biteofcherry]

Annoyed with another date gone wrong and disappointing, frustrated with the too long sexual draught, you decide to reach for the method of the last resort.

Summoning.

Not some mediocre demon or incubus. No, you were fucking done with half-satisfaction and lowering your standards.

You were going to summon one of the Princes Of Hell. A Fallen Angel. One who has been called the Deity of Lust, Prince of seduction, Sin Incarnate.

Nobody ever dared to do it. At least nobody survived to boast about doing it.

But you were needy and horny and you were fucking determined to get the proper, mind-blowing orgasms that you deserved.

When he finally appeared - truly looking like desire molded into male flesh - he didn't seem happy. Quite the contrary, he was damn furious.

You, on the other hand, were bold enough to not drop and bow, but instead voice your demand.

"Stop cursing and start touching me. I want to finally be fucked properly, before I curse all men with impotency, because I swear it wouldn't even make a fucking difference!"

#bwahahaha I didn't even have any specific man in mind #but who is it huh? #and what does he do with such impertinence? 😈

[nkogneatho]

satosugu definitely cyberbully kids in their free time😭 like a little boy be trying his best with his dancey dance, everyone is praising him in the comment section and then there's satosugu like "why y'all lying to him? he did not even try to eat." or "hidden talent! keep it hidden."

#satrou adopts kids to he make up for all this bwahahaha #pasi.txt #satosugu

[mamayan]

Request: Male Minotaur Yandere x Female Human Childhood Sweetheart Reader

General Premise: Reader darling grew up as childhood friends with an adorable Minotaur neighbor. (She had to move away eventually and was unable to keep in touch with him, but they always remembered each other). He was really small and weak when he was young compared to other bulls of his species, so imagine her surprise when she meets him years later as an adult, and he’s fucking massive (in more ways than one…) He’s never letting her go again and is breeding/impregnating her constantly for the rest of her life. Making her his trophy wife/house wife too. (Sorry not sorry, I love babies and uxorious men who want nothing more than to seed me).

P.S. I feel like this man could either be like a farm boy…or like a rich, powerful man, who just confines reader to a large private island by Greece or something. Like…I’m so conflicted…

Also I love your stuff! Your sexy writing is the best and makes me go fish brain in the best way possible!

Love ,🧋🫖Anon

Oh my goodness 🧋🫖Anon—🫢♥️

Okay I wanna respond to this so you know I’m not ignoring~ This is so hot though?! I can’t do a full fic right now, but let’s do some headcanons cuz this has stewed in my brain.

NSFW under the cut!

Minotaur BF who you had to protect as children. Out in the country folk didn’t take kindly to those who were different, and as a human you felt badly your friend was being bullied by your own kind. Sure he wasn’t human, but his heart was kind and he was your friend! He was an outcast amongst his own too because he was a runt, treated badly every which way, except by you.

Minotaur BF who would hold your hand at night because he was scared of the thunder storms, who would cuddle up cutely beside you and sleep after you held him. He took to you like a little stray kitten, reliant on your kindness and friendship like a life raft.

Minotaur BF who nearly lost his mind when you left home, unable to comprehend why you would leave him. Didn’t you know he needed you? It wounded his soul but he comforted himself with your promise to come back. You had too after all.

Minotaur BF who sprouted up to nearly double the size of his peers. He’s not little anymore and doesn’t need you to protect him, it’s others who should worry for themselves. He’s not scared of crushing skulls if they push too far or intrude on his land. He’s a simple farmer after all, he just doesn’t like trouble.

Minotaur BF who rejoices when you return, even more beautiful and grown up. Who adores your shocked expression because he towers over you now, and he wants you to praise him for growing so well. Now he can protect you, provide for you, care for you, breed you.

Minotaur BF who won’t let you leave back to your big city again. You said you’d come back, why would he let you run away again? Your tears won’t sway this monster, and you aren’t strong enough to resist his gentle but firm hold on you. You won’t be going anywhere but his bed. You’d better get comfortable, because this big male wants you in every way.

Minotaur BF with an enormous cock that trumps whoever or whatever toys you used in that big city away from him. Your cute cunt won’t be able to take him without an absurd amount of prep, and he’s more than happy to put that work in for you. His wide long tongue swirling inside of you, glossing you up in spit and saliva and making an absolute mess of your lower body. His big fingers prying your little hole open to stretch, making you cum until you pass out and waking again being spearing on his wiggling muscle as he devours you. He’s not afraid to slip his tongue further to your tight ring of muscle and lick there either, he’s ready to worship every inch of your body.

Minotaur BF who can cook, making you the most mouth watering home made meals with ingredients he grew or slaughtered, because he wants you healthy and happy for when he breeds you. 

Minotaur BF who is still the sweetest and most considerate as long as you don’t try to leave. Who wants to spoil you endlessly and fill your womb with hot sprays of his cum because you look too cute like that. You want that dress, game, etc.? He’ll get it for you, don’t you worry. He’s got you covered, literally. :3

Minotaur BF who finally gets your tight little hole to fit all of him, it took a lot of work and energy but when you’re drooling and fucked out on his meaty rod, it satisfies something primal in him. He fucks you slow and gently, because you can’t handle him entirely yet, but he loves you dearly anyway. He’s all to happy to take you apart slowly, rubbing your clit while you cream his cock and lower half with your arousal and release as he lightly rocks his hips. It still leaves you reeling, even the act of him pulling out slowly takes your breath away, has you clawing at his chest or horns and mewling.

Minotaur BF who pumps you so full of cum it’s like a solo bukkake porno, the level of fluid he releases in one orgasm unimaginable. You feel him filling you up because he’s overflowing from your womb and out, making a mess that only spurs him on to do it again. It leaves him wild and lubricates you up to take him again, his swollen balls ready to take on the task.

Minotaur BF who will intentionally replace your birth control with placebos, because he dreams of having a family with you as soon as possible.

Dividers/ @benkeibear

#okay okay okay now I’m blushing #bwahahaha #MONSTER FUCKING #that’s right #monster fuckers unite #welcome to den of chaos #I wanna write more but I need to prioritize my game #anon I’m all hot n bothered now #minatour smut #monster smut #monsterfucking #Yan answers