#but we srsly do not know

[bottombaron]

The scarest thing about Nandor being actually smart in all things Guillermo is that this is the reason why he'll never make the move to be with him:

Nandor already knows how he feels about Guillermo.

He's not even repressing it. He's just made peace with it. Because Guillermo was never an option.

Guillermo is human. He'll choose to stay human. He's fleeting. He'll always leave in some form or fashion. Nandor doesn’t choose to act on his feelings for Guillermo for the same reason why he never turned him. It would just be a curse.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #no srsly #the competence Nandor expressed this episode was off the charts #not that he's not a big dummy at heart #just that i think this is another unreliable narrative thing #we like to go “Guillermo's right there u idiot” #at Nandor #which is valid #but now im thinking that Nandor already knows probably even before the docu-crew showed up #we just all assumed he didnt consider Guillermo because hes an idiot #but hes probably already went thru the 5 stages grief over knowing Guillermo would never be with him for all eternity #and at some point hes going to have to let him go

[infizero]

if "sonic x shadow generations" is actually real i will laugh my fucking ass off

#THAT CANT BE THE REAL NAME RIGHT. RIGHT. SEGA YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUNDS LIKE. RIGHT #why ''x'' that doesnt even really make sense ToT why not ''sonic & shadow generations'' if ur going w that title #anyways. funniest fucking name ever #sonadow got even more popular after prime and now they're capitalizing on it by releasing yaoi generations. beautiful #srsly tho if this is real i'll be interested to see what they do with it. is it just a generations remaster with added content? #if so judging from the. snort. title i assume there's more stuff involving shadow?? so maybe more stuff from sa2 will be included #or even stuff from shth???? #if they remaster stuff from shth i will lose my fucking mind. hd shadow with a gun WE WILL HAVE WON TRULY #serena.txt

[crisp-art]

Cloud and Zack encounter the 1sts!

#He'd probably die if sephiroth looked in his direction tho tbh #zack doesnt get all the fuss bc he already knows them LOL #ok no but srsly i rlly wish we did get to see the three firsts just doing stuff together and seeing more of their dynamic 🥲 #final fantasy #ff7 fanart #ff7 #ffvii #ff7r #ffviir #final fantasy 7 remake #crisis core #crisis core reunion #cloud strife #zack fair #Sephiroth #genesis raphsodos #angeal hewley #clip studio paint #fanart #one winged angel

[bsaka7]

posting about mls vs posting about the prem sometimes feels like different sports.

#not that i srsly mlspost bc i don't srsly mlswatch #But u know. #Footie.txt #why did i just think to myself we should do a poll about which thing i post on here is the dumbest

[dylanconrique]

tim calling angela or genny to come over to his place bc he's nervous about his date with lucy and needs a fresh set of eyes and ears to help coach him through it and advise him on what to wear and how to act cause "what if i don't know what to say?"

#*and this is icarly! #the rookie #the rookie season 5 #the rookie s5 #angela lopez #genny bradford #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well #HE'S ONE OF THE GIRLS #(srsly all his best friends are women: genny talia angela lucy) #angela would be like 'can't we just do this over the phone/facetime?' #and tim whines like 'no i need you physically here right now. in the flesh. this is a matter of life and death.' #honestly anything to have angela be present and being a fly on the wall when lucy arrives on his doorstep for their date #twiddling her fingers as they walk down the pathway to tim's truck like 'have fun you two!!' #it would be so funny

[autistic-katara]

genuine question how do u stop someone from offing themself?

#suicide cw #fr tho im genuinely scared that asp soon im going to wake up to the news that he’s killed himself nd i need to prevent that #bro if ur reading this (not saying ur name but if u know me irl and use he/him assume ur him u probably are) srsly i love u(/p) ur situatio #sucks and i would kill for u please whatever u do just try nd live until u can escape from her #we can rent a house when we’re adults together or something #u can cut her out of ur life u can transition u can find a therapist who won’t be like that u can get through it #i can’t if u die tho #idk if this is cringe or not but it’s 3am and i’m 2 seconds away from my 2nd mental breakdown of the night so yk #don’t kys pls :( #ryan shut the fuck up

[horsegirlalexkralie]

Ill be so honest rn i have a silly little celebrity crush on u and how u write..i think u are very cool and skilled with ur craft and the vibes are great and yeah 👍👍👍👍 staying on anon forever and ever

wtff thank u 👉👈 youre very kind <3

#g.txt #anon did u know im 5'9 and i lift and im a cat dad .... #srsly tho thank u 🥰🥰 i had a really bad breakup last year and im still having trouble thinking anything i do is like. good #(i wrote for them they were very critical we were both mh fans! fun stuff)

[kiwichaeng]

And there I stand to the side, five minutes early to my errand, reading omegaverse fanfiction

#may delete this later but I haven't slept and I feel a little crazy #oh! and its spn... #I have not seen the show I went in with zero expectations #it's good y'all...the fic is good #cas and dean are not having a good time someone give them a break 😭. best friend has notified that they never have a good time in fics? #I'm not opposed to the occasional omegaverse here and there but this is the first time I'm reading one with like...world building #best friend has also told me that this fandom loves the omegaverse #I came across this fanfic because someone mentioned it in the comments of the tiktok omegaverse guy (if you know you know) #marked it for later and later is here #this is what happens when I don't sleep #no but srsly I'm very into this fic #don't know how I'm supposed to imagine a grown man growling though. how does a human growl? /gen #will be delving more into this fandom's fics. shit is good #I don't know who any of these people are why do we find meg annoying why is sam like that who is garth I kinda like that guy #idk...i gotta go now #evie's random shit

[stormyoceans]

WHEN I TELL YOU I'VE BEEN WAILING FOR HOURS ON END THEY REALLY SHOULD HAVE JUST MARRIED EACH OTHER 😭😭

#PLEASE PRAE WAS SO IN LOVE WITH MEEN #IM SORRY BUT MEEN SHOULD HAVE JUST FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT PITCH AND GET WITH PRAE INSTEAD #(pitch ain't shit sorry someone had to say it) #other random thoughts about these last two eps even if no one asked: #1) may is the loml and i need someone to murder wee or imma do it myself #2) i know saras and term are sickeningly cute but i still want saras and may to run away together #3) prae and phu really were wlw/mlm hostility and i think we should have gotten more of their dynamic #4) PHU AND KHUN REALLY SAW EACH OTHER AND WENT 'FUCK IM SO GAY' #5) no but srsly when is wee going to DIE (prae and pitch's mom should follow right after tbh) #p.s. i hate you #ps i hate you #praemeen #m: txt

[talesofunlikelysapphicpairings]

I have a need for this Thekla and this Sylvia. Maybe in another project?

#Doctor Superion #but what do we call them outside WN? #jillian salvius #thekla reuten #mother superion #sylvia de fanti #mooooothaaaas #fuck me I really love the europeans #in faaaact I had a 2-year crush on a european before then she got a gf which is sad for me but good for her #irrelevant I know I just want to share #BUT SRSLY SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE AN AU #(hides because I too am a writer)

[yuriprince]

if i said i wanted to watch fionna and cake so i could f/o fionna…😳

#me considering waiting til the whole show is out so i can exploit max’s week long free trial #and binge the whole thing in a week #srsly tho fionna has meant so much to me ever since she was created #we were weirdgirl4weirdgirl even back then i’m telling you #you know how she has that one side bang peeking out from her hat #I USED TO DO THAT I USED TO PUT MY HAIR UP AND LEAVE ONE SIDE BANG OUT #BECAUSE OF HER. I THOUGHT SHE WAS THE COOLEST #and now you’re telling me she’s a hot unemployed 30 y/o in present day???? i need her so bad???? #tea time!

[theobot]

listen ok exercising and finding a fun exercise that i do consistently has had a lot of benefits but i gotta say the one that feels the wildest is that when one of my joints hurt im just like "oh i know 5 million stretches for that" and then i just. fix it? like my hip was killing me a couple minutes ago and now im just chillin

#srsly find an exercise that u find fun #u know how ppl are like get hydrated if ur depressed it won't fix ur depression but at least physically you'll feel a lil better #exercise is like that but for literally every problem i have #anyway yesterday in circus class we tied all the silks together and you had to go across it without touching the floor #imagine like 8 or 9 loosey goosey rope bride swings made entirely of two pieces of fabric #it was so hard but it was so fun #also i did the drop im scared of twice and now its way less scary #and i can invert in the air!!!!!! i can do it plenty!!!!!!!

[oscill4te]

75% of my life stress comes from my job

#so imo that means im doing pretty good i just need a new job #but i always fear every other job will be way more stressful than this one #i get away with so much at this job that i couldn't at other places so... like #yeah. #the time theft; looking unkempt and being tardy... where else can i get away w all of that #i should be working on those things. i know. #txt #plus im not gonna find another job that pays me slightly above min wage that i can walk too lol #theres another grocery store thats a chain but somehow they pay less than this local chain. way less. #even with their overnight premium (which you dont get right away) i would be making a dollar and 50 cents less #yikes. #srsly... i have it good... i just hate working 5 days a week... i hate it. i think we all hate it

[nocherryblood]

"every doctor who fan has that one thing that they wish would happen that, depsite the fan base being so large, no one else has seemingly also ever wanted"

Okay, so is it just me or are there any other people out there who desperately wish that they would use/even just acknowledge the fact that, y'know, Ace still has a whole-ass dying cheetah planet in her mind, or am I the only one?

#hurt/comfort and angst fanfic writers im begging you this is for you #1. we already know that ace has trouble keeping control of herself/her cheetah self by the end of 'survival' #2. so im dying to see something where 7 helps ace learn to control it or use it to her advantage or something #3. angst ppl there could be angst. 7 using it against her to get her do something she wouldn't normally do. her feeling manipulated (again) #4. this could also be great for people who like writing hybrids or power struggles. plus ace can be pretty headstrong/stubborn on occaison #5. tbh i probably AM the only one wants this but srsly im BEGGING for it ;-; #6. i mean how is it not even mentioned ONCE. it's the LAST EPISODE OF THE CLASSIC SERIES for god's sake ;-; #7. if it IS mentioned anywhere could someone be kind enough to point me in the right direction?? #doctor who seventh doctor #seventh doctor #7th doctor #doctor who #doctor who ace #ace #ace mcshane #dorothy mcshane #doctor who seven and ace #question #who #classic series #doctor who classic series #save #savedw

[killiru]

Listen... I can't be the only person wondering how Kim knew where Chay was partying with his """friends""". And how he does know that at all. I want an EXPLANATION

#yeah he just knows. #kinnporsche #kinnporche the series #kim theerapanyakul #jeff satur #porchay kittisawasd #barcode tinnasit #srsly what the fuck #is he a stalker?? #i wanna knoooow #why do we just accept this like ? #its sus #i love them with all my heart #but sus

[transphilza]

genuine questions for the cbeeduoers, are cbeeduo Still in gay love? how do you guys think their feelings have or haven’t changed since ranboo’s death? when/if he’s revived will they ever be the same again?

#sorry this reads like i’m your english teacher giving you socratic circle short answer prompts #but like i want to know the cbeeduoers opinions and headcanons and thoughts about this #cause like i love them but i don’t Go Here really not like u guys do #cbeeduo content currently is either. taking place in the past so we can pretend it’s happy #or taking place in the present and it’s just incredibly sad #haven’t really seen any predictions about the future #rightfully so. u should never have hopes for ranboo to do lore. but like #reblogs or asks or replies like srsly anything i just want to know your hopes and thoughts #(the real sad truth is nobody has any vision of a future bc there’s been no setup or indication that they’ll ever get one :/) #(so like i get it.)