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krafterwrites-alt · 1 year
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Silver slays so hard because he was either able to consistently get eyeliner during a fiery apocalypse, or is able to naturally generate it in a perfect pattern around his eyes
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hamgutz · 21 days
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I HAD THE BEST IDEA EVER!!
Imagine a red dragon ita bag where the clear part is its stomach, and there’s a single lone Falin pin inside..
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ecoamerica · 22 days
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teaandinanity · 4 months
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Cult of the Lamb is so fucking funny oh my god.
One of my followers just sent me to rescue their brother from being sacrificed (to a god I've already killed, like, NATA, boys there's no point sending that) and Literally The Next Morning the same follower ran up to me to go,
'Leader, thank you for rescuing my brother, but unfortunately, I have been reminded by proximity that I cannot stand him so I would like permission to duel him in ritual combat.'
The ritual fight can end in you deciding to sacrifice the loser.
So this bunny literally told me 'please go rescue my annoying brother' and then slept on it and went 'that was such a mistake, he's so annoying that I am willing to risk death to slap him solidly across the face just ONCE.'
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ironriots · 3 months
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with the talk about a potential ineffable american roadtrip i always get to thinking about the logistics of bringing the bentley overseas.
i can’t say i imagine crowley purposely miracling his baby all those miles like any piece of inanimate luggage. but i also can’t see him blind shipping it.
which just leaves me with the idea of crowley crossing the atlantic by boat so he can keep an eye on the car like he’s some sort of vampire and the bentley is full of his native soil.
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lunarlegend · 1 month
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my boss just typo'd my name as 'Luan' in the group chat and for some reason i can't stop laughing
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apollos-boyfriend · 1 year
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how the fuck do british kids finish their abcs. they can’t just go “now i know my abcs / next time won’t you sing with me” because cees and zed aren’t even close to rhyming. do they just give up? go silent? sit there awkwardly as they feel as if they’re missing a crucial piece of the puzzle? no wonder why your country is like that i’d be too if i couldn’t even rhyme my abcs
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toddreblogslotf · 1 year
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me and @fire-down-the-vine
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dumbnerd13-42 · 2 years
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I would like to introduce you to the characters in my totally not star trek based video game project for school:
Mr. Scotch and Mr. Spook
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cryptids-stories · 2 years
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1 for Coal>:3
I’m assuming this was for this ask game (and if not, my bad :/) sO
1. how did you come up with their name?
Lol his name was actually Ash in the beginning, but then I changed it to Coal because I thought it’d fit better (being something that fuels fire rather than something that fire leaves behind) and also because I think I’m hilarious
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cadmium-free · 7 months
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terribly charmed by my sibling sending me a voice message that just said “i just always take ibuprofen at the wrong time. i had a headache all afternoon, from three to eight pm and then i took an ibuprofen half an hour before the headache went away! i could have just saved an ibuprofen!”
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icharchivist · 3 months
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THEY'RE SO STUPID
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if-loki-was-a-fox · 13 days
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"Am I scary yet?"
-Pearlescentmoon
(about 1:45 in this Vodskall video)
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poopystain · 6 months
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shes not gay greg
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bastart13 · 3 months
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Hazbin Hotel is a mess, pacing-wise, but I missed a good animated musical with just the Worst People so here are some of my Worsties :D
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gobwife · 2 months
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playing kiwami 2 for the first time and the camera didn't move during a heat action
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snazzydwarf · 2 months
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This is what instantly popped into my mind when I saw that part in the ep 😭😭
He's a closeted Etho Girlie no one tell him...
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