#but they avoided that mostly

[canisalbus]

✦ Tipsy ✦

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Machete #Vasco #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #Vasco is mostly alright he may get a little more dumb and reckless but usually manages to drink in moderation and keep his head cool #Machete can't hold his liquor at all and doesn't like the compromised uninhibited and vulnerable state being inebriated puts you in #he usually avoids everything stronger than diluted wine #alcohol mention

[emacrow]

Babysitting duty calls, Klarion

It another world threatening battle for the justice league, young justice against the league of Villains and chaos children before most of the chaos children froze as if they sense something bad was approaching and immediately dipped out.. except klarion whom was fighting with raven who immediately froze up too late in front of the portal.

Only for a green portal to appear, as a worned out floating glowing green, but blue skinned teenage boy who turn into a man with red eyes, a clock staff in hand and a glowing white hair baby in a baby carrier.

Klarion is literally struggling like a feral cat who got wet in cold water against some invisible force speaking in some odd static like language before giving up after half a minute when the man spoke back with a short word.

The man now just shape-shifting into turn elderly just gave klarion the baby carrier before noticing how the heroes and villains have stop in mid battles looking at both klarion and him.

"All in soon time, but be warn Flashes whom break the laws of times will get their due if you keep messing with the past and future." Spoken the elderly now shape-shifted into a young boy before he turn back to klarion leaving him a note and glowing baby bag before floating back into the swirling green portal.

Klarion could only look at note with his eye twitching, Teekl meowing as she climb into the baby carrier purring around the glowing baby.

"Why do I keep getting babysitting duty, it so unfa-..." klarion grumbled as he pick up the baby carrier and bag teleporting away..

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"What just happened?" Said Dick whom only one question would be put on hold til later in the watchtower of what just happen before the fight resuming with the young and original justice league winning since the league of Villains were distracted.

#dp x dc crossover #danny is the ghost king #danny phantom #dpxdc #dc x dp #dc x dp prompt #de aged danny #klarion the witch boy #klarion doesn't want babysitting duty after the last time #sadly he unable to avoid his fate in time #clockwork is a overworked tired papa who want a break from raising his de-aged balance of world godling who just got reborn after his death #he just want a break and a nap but he don't trust the observants for nothing after the supposedly last incident that will never come in time #the chaos children don't want babysitting duty again and avoid it like the plague #klarion is secretly a softie toward this lil being of balance but he has a reputation to hold that got shattered instantly #after Danny's death of old age then he become godling of balance of the infinite realms but he need to be raise to control his powers #whoms better to babysit the godling of balance then the chaos children who can have to cause chaos to keep the balance in check #chaos is keep balance in check while balance keep chaos from spreading depending on the luck #clockwork picks klarion as the best stable babysitter after viewing potential futures if he were to choose the other chaos children instead #clockwork is the big badass time god and the chaos children respect but mostly fear him #young justice #justice league

[aardvaark]

"clothes i regret buying from my [insert subculture] phase" "best products to achieve that clean girl aesthetic" "i support trans rights but neopronouns…. cmon, im not calling you that" "how i did my makeup when i was emo (ew)" "filming the weird kid in secret cause wtfff guys" "you only need these 10 makeup products for this quick look" "sometimes i even go out only wearing concealer, lipgloss, eyeliner and mascara" "glad i stopped being alt lol" "fine you win with ya gay stuff" "those people that never grew out of their [insert subculture] phase smh" "how do these people get bfs and gfs but i dont??" "we should bring back bullying" "mean girl check" "i’m sorry but can we agree that this is cringe" "my bi phase" "my nonbinary phase" "what you need in your wardrobe for 2023" "which [insert disability] influencers are faking" "why you need a BBL" "why you need a buccal fat reduction" "neurodivergent ppl are sooo cute uwu" "filming weird self diagnosed autistic people at my college" ………….. i hate fast fashion i hate cringe culture i hate how people dehumanise anyone they see as "weird" i hate meaningless quick trends that cause damage i hate how quickly people turn on disabled & neurodivergent & queer ppl & POC when some stupid trend is over!!

#tiktok #fast fashion #i hate it i hate it i hate it #weirdness #cringe culture is dead #wren speaks #yeah the brainrot got me. dw this is why i mostly avoid tiktok anyway. but it’s not JUST tiktok. cause someone irl is making that sooooo

[zhukzucraft]

i saved you some cats!

#iskall85 #stressmonster101 #hermitcraft season 10 #mcyt #hermitblr #can someone tell me if these two are married? #or like... minecraft married? #i mostly try to avoid digging into CCs' private lives #but these two flirt almost as much as Joel and Etho

[servospawn]

calling out all the 30+ yr old simmers..

no shade to the teens and early twenties bloggers but it’s hard finding people within my age group that are active and continue to contribute here in the community. 

also idk if anyone else experiences this but sometimes it can be difficult relating to the younger population due to generational differences, pop culture, etc. 

please reblog or comment if you fall into the 30+ age simblr category.

#late late twenties is okay too #but really looking for the elders lol #also i know a lot of ppl who are older mostly stick to ts3 #which is fine! #ill never have a problem looking at ts3 anything #because thats home lol #cause ill see a blog that has some good food and then ill see their age is 16 and that makes me uncomfortable.. so ill avoid following #maybe thats just a quirk of mine

[sillyfairygarden]

in a rose garden

(closeups under the cut :])

piece is a redraw of ‘in a rose garden’ by lawrence alma-tadema! i love the whimsy of the original piece, and wanted to draw something floral and beautiful after all the moody art ive been doing :p

#hermitcraft fanart #zombiecleo #zombiecleo fanart #geminitay #geminitay fanart #hermitcraft #mcyt #mcyt fanart #artists on tumblr #digital illustration #art #thellos art corner #time for the ramble: i have a tendency to over-render and overproduce my rendered paintings #to the point where they become textureless smooth uncanny-valley works #mostly borne of a lack of confidence in my painting skills. so this was an attempt to avoid that nitpicky behaviour! #its… experimental. the demons won on gems face but i think i retained a more painterly style elsewhere #mmmmm i can see the base sketch in some places mmmm im choosing to ignore that. its intentional guys. i swear its intentional #this was soo self indulgent. the zenith of thello core if you will

[marcspectrr]

Obsessed with their body language in this entire scene

#moon knight #marc spector #layla el faouly #marc mostly leading trying to literally physically avoid talking #but when facing her its just like shame

[jjkyaoi]

i love hot jon but specifically the part where he’s not appealing to anyone and yet he’s appealing to. everyone . like season one is the most put together he looks and even that’s a stretch because she’s prematurely graying and wears little grandma glasses and big sweaters that make him look stick skinny (he is). and then season two hits him like a bullet train and he s so stressed out of his mind that he doesn’t even comb his hair . veins popping in his eyes wearing the same cardigan that he wore three days ago because he’s been sleeping in his office carrying a tape recorder everywhere and he has this odd little creature magnetism about her. her brown eyes turn green in season three and nobody knows what to say to him about that. he grows out his hair to mad scientist unbrushed length most of her shirts have been stained three times over LIKE THIS IS NOT AN APPEALING LOOK. but by god is he wanted by the masses

#melanie: i thought jonathan sims was a gorgeous butch woman but turns out he’s that stupid TWINK from the magnus institute !! #martin was fighting for his life trying to defend his weird professor kink when it came to jon in the earlier seasons #s2 tim: well. turns out he wasn’t as put together as u thought he was. he’s actually pretty fucking insane. like the craziest person #s2 martin: he has this aura about him #s2 tim: the aura of an unhealthy work environment ?? PLEASE do not start this shit again . #tma #the magnus archives #jonmartin #jmart #jonathan sims #the archivist #jontim #this is mostly me just trying to avoid tmagp spoilers LAWL

[firexima]

Technoblade grief is hitting again and I just wanna talk about it a bit somewhere so if you don’t wanna read about it, please scroll away. I’m not really writing this with the intention of anyone to read it anyways but I want it to be out there somewhere and just get it out.

I guess I just came to the realization that all this time I only mostly became ok with it because subconsciously it’s like I’m waiting for him and I am fine with waiting but it really just hit me to know that no matter what, he’s never coming back.

There are so many possibilities and so many variables and there’s so many chances for all the little things— like there’s a certain probability that my towel will fall to the floor when I close the door or there’s a certain probability that I’ll get a Rubik’s cube right if I keep twisting it around eventually or even a probability that I’ll get hit by lightning. The world is full of so many probabilities even if they are minuscule but never once in all of those probabilities is there a chance for him to be back even just once.

I always thought about how large infinity is but I thought about it in the sense of immortality or how big something would be— now I am thinking about it in the sense that I could wait and live for eternity and he still would never exist again. I could freeze myself and be thawed out in hundreds or thousands of years in the future and still he will be gone.

In my head things that were everlasting were always fictional. I associated it with things like vampires or hypotheticals like a hotel with infinite rooms that could never exist because infinity like that could never be real. It’s just hard to comprehend that death is the one thing that is everlasting and Technoblade is and will forever be dead. It still just doesn’t feel real.

It doesn’t matter what I do or how much I accomplish or change or what happens in the world, nothing will ever bring him back. I’m used to nothing really being permanent and it’s just taking a lot of time to swallow and come to terms with just how permanent death is.

I don’t know if I’ll ever fully process it.

#tw // death #technoblade #vent #i think? #not sure how I’m supposed to tag this #I feel dumb for this #so I’ll probably delete later on? #I’m mostly just tagging so people can avoid/mute this

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

First I gotta say you've been feeding us so good! You don't know how happy I am to see my little ship somewhere other than my own head lol but if I could ask for maybe some more jealous satoru?

Just a small shitpost xDDDD

#i just wanted to draw kusakabe and shoko #i think they'd actually be good friends #and satoru hates it xDDDDDD #mostly because he thinks kusakabe likes her :'D #meanwhile kusakabe is trying to avoid satoru as much as possible lmao #and since we know satoru is a dramatic child he'd totally overreact #shoko stopped inviting kusakabe to their get togethers and makes ichiji invite him lmao #shoko ieiri #kusakabe atsuya #satoru gojo #jjk #fanart #IPMSSA_SatoSho!Fanart

[canisalbus]

What is the one thing that bothers each other on their lover?

Not huge icks, but small bothers?

Vasco can be forgetful and a bit irresponsible. And even if he means well, he sometimes comes across inconsiderate, he just doesn't always think things through. He's usually very sure of himself, stubborn and resistant to accepting advice if he thinks he knows what he's doing. Occasionally he misreads the situation and his attempts to lighten the mood misfire so severely, it's like he's incapable taking things seriously.

Machete has a nitpicky control freak side to him that gets more pronounced when he's stressed. He's prone to bottling up his emotions and then feeling misunderstood when people can't read his mind. He finds a way to blame himself for everything and is a chronic over-apologizer.

#answered #anonymous #none of these are dealbreakers and over time they balance each other out #but like in every relationship between two people sometimes they get on each others nerves a little #they don't have a lot of dramatic fights #mostly because it's very hard to get Vasco to a point where he's truly and visibly angry #and Machete doesn't know how to argue constructively so he avoids confrontation even if he's a little peeved #neither of them enjoy fights so they're generally very willing to meet the other halfway to prevent escalation #Vaschete lore

[marzipanandminutiae]

man I wish there were a more nuanced way to talk about dress history’s darker sides without like.

making people feel guilty for thinking the clothes were pretty.

to be clear, I don’t mean this in the Conservative Pundit sense where literally any criticism of white/cis/straight/male privilege and its negative effects on society makes them cry about being Laden With Unfair Guilt(TM). I mean like...I don’t know. this Gotcha attitude I see sometimes that’s like

“think this dress is pretty? well IT CAME FROM A HORRIFIC SYSTEM SO THINK AGAIN, BOZO! BET YOU DON’T LIKE IT SO MUCH NOW HUH???”

obviously we should talk about the horrific systems (many many of them) in the past. if a garment was made from fibers processed by enslaved people, and sewn by teenage seamstresses making a pittance, that needs to be discussed

but I feel as if it would help to contextualize that with like

“who makes the majority of our clothing today? what conditions do they work in? what difficulties prevent us from simply opting out of having our clothes produced this way? who sets trends, and do people outside their social echelon also enjoy those trends?”

so that people get that they should be thinking about the past and how its legacy impacts us today, rather than tearing themselves up for Finding The Early 19th Century Cotton Evening Gown Pretty

there is no unproblematic period to enjoy clothing from, including the one we live in now. and it’s not productive to rip people a new one for Bad Fashion Preferences. to me, it’s the same as claiming that someone supports sweatshop labor because they said a Shein dress was cute once

#dress history #this brought to you by: the frantic thread by people trying to find a Less Problematic era to replicate clothing from than Victorian #they settled on Medieval which #J*wish people would like a word about that (censoring to avoid tag) #it's just such a pointless endeavor because no such era exists. now or in the past #you like what you like. you're human. #and just like insufferable crypto bros wear jeans so do activists fighting the environmental damage crypto could cause #also: surprise! the people making the clothes for the system that oppresses them mostly also want to be wearing those styles #it has ever been thus #so are THEY then also evil for admiring styles worn by the exploitative elite?

[toytulini]

Everyone stop youre drinking the battery acid spaghetti all wrong. the correct receptacle is a

Chalice

#undescribed #toy pic post #gifs #battery acid spaghetti #sue me for not using a real energy drink but they all taste bad anyway so fuck off lol #anyway this is mostly a joke but also i do think the wider cup did improve the vibe #im on my potion shit now #but this is all im having for tonight. i need to go to bed and i would like to avoid Scary Drug Interactions with my nighttime eepy meds #the chalice is from #one eleven pottery #baja blast #anyway. Do Do This👍 #go wild. drink it from a chalice this is the way #this is my vision #clown beverage

[reionized]

integrating with disrespect to x right now

#not really thought mostly its avoiding calc i revision by “”doing“” calc 2 instead #mathblr #math studyblr #math student

[fantasykiri5]

FINALLY IT’S THE DAY OF MY HORRIBLE LITTLE FAVORITE!!! One Mr. Joel S. Beans for day 30 of @hermitadaymay !!!!!

#my art #Hermitaday #hermitadaymay #hermitadaymay2024 #hermit-a-day #hermit-a-day may #hermit-a-day may 2024 #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #joel smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans fanart #smallishbeans #smallishbeans fanart #He’s so so horrible I’m so glad it was finally time to draw him #I’ve been listening to ‘Grrrl Like’ by Dope Saint Jude and ‘new breed’ by Dawn Richard the whole time I’ve been drawing him #mostly because I’ve been rewatching Kipo recently and I like listening to the soundtrack but also because these songs just fuck like hell #also I have a little combo of his and Gem’s that I’m going to put together in a little bit just for fun #and I FINALLY gave in and let him have his stupid little fucking belt that I’ve avoided giving him until this point. Because it’s silly but #-I added it now because I needed to show that he was doing a gay little pose man. If the shirt was baggy it wouldn’t show

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

In the equineswap au does everyone know that wwx lost his magic bc his horn is gone or does he pretend it's there somehow?

Wen Qing casted her scotch tape spell

#poorly drawn mdzs #equineswap au #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen ning #wen qing #big note here: These are *not* the final wen sibiling designs I want to do better #they really should be red horses but i couldnt find my marker B*( #wen ning carved it with his own two hooves #its a good enough fake unless you closely inspect it which it part of the reason the yllz stays somewhat secluded #they also painted JC’s transplant. He hasnt been swimming (or washing his horn) in *years* so he has no idea #wen ning shows him the can of paint he used 15 years ago and that kicks of the core reveal. Horn reveal #theres an ask burning in my inbox about how thrown together this lore is and FINE you GOT me #its mostly rule of funny. #but yeah wwx post horn loss 100% resorts to acting lazy to avoid showing his broken magic off. Necromancy is separate from unicorn magic #if he pretends he can use magic its gonna be like…stage magician stuff.