#but surprise surprise

[magnetothemagnificent]

The vegan to ecofascist pipeline

#before all of you freak out I am literally vegetarian #but surprise surprise #I'm also aware of human biology

[barachiki]

When Sherlock came back, not everyone was happy to see him.

#Sherlock #bbc Sherlock #Sherlock Holmes #Shaun of the dead #Shaun #ed #barachiki brand new #but not really #I made this in 2012 #and posted it elsewhere #where it was ripped off and reposted #but surprise surprise #it is all me. #barachiki recalls a moment from the paaaaast!

[gendrie]

tyrion ii

not jon snow giving yoren the stink eye that dirtbag is going to save your baby sister

field of fire shoutout

"i have a realistic grasp of my own strengths and weaknesses" lmao

tyrion bullied jon snow and ghost took that personally

jon literally said it is what it is about the NW being wack

catelyn iii

she is so intense in her grief

catelyn thinking she will never hear bran laugh again really hurt my feelings (one of my greatest hopes is that arya finds out bran is alive and tells stoneheart)

catelyn after she watches summer rip a mans throat out: whos a good boy?

she really has a mental breakdown after brans fall and recovers, but it sets up for her really losing it again at trw

"lord eddard is a second father to me" - theon greyjoy. doubt. 

damn catelyn was onto jaime fast af

sansa i

"you never knew what she might do" WILDCARD

sansa being a horse hater is her biggest sin for me

sansa thinking for several paragraphs about how much she hates everything about arya while arya's just "chattering” about how much fun she's having lol

arya inherited ned's i dont respect the lannisters gene

wow its our 3rd direwolf mauling in a row. love it. 

the blessed image of nymeria by aryas side as she stands over joffrey with sword in hand. 

reverse lady of the lake as she throws it into the water

sansa deludes herself at a rate that is, quite frankly, astonishing

#asoiaf reread #i was concerned i'd reignite wank by posting about the trident #but surprise surprise #someone already started shit on that today lol

[avibero]

You know that thing where you want to escape the rat race of capitalism but to do that you need to do something else but every opportunity to do something else is while you have to be at work to make money to stay alive

#I've been wanting to get hands on farm experience #and theres like a local farm apprentice program starting this year #but SURPRISE SURPRISE #everyone wants you to be available during the work day #im trying to see if i can get a worker share csa deal with a small holding instead #that's only four hours a week but i actually might be able to sneak that in #ive also tried to take technical college courses #but WOW theyre all during work hours #i swear how-to-quit-your-job guides make jt seem like it's so easy to get experience in other fields #when in reality you cant do SHIT

[moonshineandclearskies]

So many emojis so little time!

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#its 1 am #and I genuinely wish myself dead #like #what even is the point of me??? #just a useless sack of shit that isnt good for anything #Please God just take me #im begging #all i am is a liability #i try so hard to be a good person #but surprise surprise #i suck at that too #stupid jaya #jaya is a professional waste of space;a professional failure!

[cheemken]

I just love how every one of my classmates are super fucking quiet when it's Math, like deadass just a few hours ago they're racing to pitch in their answers in Intro to Psych, but come Math we all just go 😶

#we're almost an hour in like deadass no ones trying to answer the question chdmdn hahahah #psych students really be choosing psych thinking thered be no math #but surprise surprise #stats and math in a modern world is gon fuck us up owo #random bs

[bodhimcbodeface]

I really think they need to start teaching kids in schools that most blind people can see a little bit, most deaf people can hear a little bit, and most wheelchair users can walk a little bit. And they are still disabled.

#I’ve tried explaining this to kids before and they’re always surprised #sometimes adults too!!

[velinxi]

Lord of the Rings fanart! I watched for the first time recently and loved it

#vel draws #lotr #lord of the rings #yeah this was kind of random but this series brought a surprising inspo for me #have some old men and powerful women #will also have the first piece as a print for my next store update this friday!

[nori-kakyoin]

megan thee stallion wearing a bruno bucciarati inspired dress the the crunchyroll anime awards

#I STARTED HYPERVENTILATING WHEN SHE WALKED OUT #I COULDNT BELIEVE MY EYES #this was the best possible surprise #bruno bucciarati #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #golden wind #bruno buccellati #megan thee stallion #crunchyroll awards 2024

[atissi]

i don't really like when people say dungeon meshi is accidentally good autistic representation, because while i understand not wanting to make conclusions without explicit confirmation from the author, there's always the weird assumption that non-western authors somehow don't know about things like neurodivergency/queerness/etc. (on top of the assumptions that east asian authors are somehow more naive or oblivious to "western" social issues).

given that dungeon meshi started being published in 2014, it's not really a "work belonging to its times"—it's as contemporary as any other media we discuss on this site, which means it should be fair to assume it engages with contemporary topics (and at the very least, you shouldn't say that the representation is accidental with so much confidence)

but anyways, the chapter "perfect communication" in ryoko kui's "terrarium in a drawer" is some of the most straightforward autistic representation I've seen, and from now on I'm going to assume that laios's character writing is absolutely intentional in that regard:

#beepbeep.txt #dungeon meshi #ryoko kui #this is me trying to explain h/ollow knight lore #also yayyyy reading new things. chapter 18 'spring' is basically UFUT if you squint (sorry for the jumpscare if you know UFUT) #but the last two pages were such a surprising gut punch....it's hard not to see it as a metaphor for both the experience of raising childre #and of taking care of your parents in old age....aughh....

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#pokemon #pkmn #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd #tag games #someone might've done this concept already but i had a worm in my brain you know. #i thought itd be fun to list all the unevolved pokemon... now i know there's only around 400 evolution lines total! #.. not counting mythicals legendaries ultra beasts or paradoxes #by the way! alongside the shiny result there are two other bonus results: an obligatory pikachu and... a surprise!!! #finally feel free to let me know if i misspelled something or accidentally included an evolved mon (other than pikachu) #sorry long tags ha 😅 i'm done now

[soranker]

laios985

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #marcille donato #izutsumi #chilchuck tims #senshi #SURPRISE not trigun again lol #ohmygawd sorry i almost felt too lazy to tag all their names #anyways THIS ONE’S FOR YOU EMI 🫵🫵🫵 #you can prob expect more dunmeshi art in the near future BC IM SOOOO FACKING EXCITED FOR THE ANIME HELPP MEEEEE #IT JUST FEELS LIKE IT WAS MADE FOR ME LIKE STUDIO TRIGGER AND BUMP OF CHICKEN OP?????????? DUNMESHI NATION. WE WON.

[curiositypolling]

pls reblog for sample size etc

#anyone in the dont believe but still more surprised by walrus im judging yall im sorry

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to. #also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

[gatorinator]

“Walrus on your doorstop” this “fairy’s more unrealistic” that my professor just uttered the sentence “there was one day I found a real octopus in my backyard” this man hasn’t left Utah his entire life. How was there an octopus in his backyard in Utah. He then said “I do not have time to elaborate we need to cover a lot today in class” GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEEAN

#al speaks #we are fifteen minutes into class and still haven’t had any class cuz he was telling a story. wdym you don’t have time for the octopus story #stop class I want to know everything. I guess he would say he would be more surprised to see a fairy than a walrus #walrus or fairy

[carfuckerlynch]

huge shoutout to the guy at the bar who said “i like your dress maam” and when i was like. i’m a man but thank you! he was like “oh shit i like your dress homie” i love you forever

#odhran.txt #birthday surprise! gender affirmation from random guy