#but literally...

[squishy-says]

Stress toy

A Willry/Helliam fic

Warnings: dubious consent, nsfw content, will being an asshole

ENJOY!!

William sighed and put his head in his hands as another kid dropped their drink on the floor. He was supposed to be in the back fixing Fredbear, but because someone had had their third “family emergency” in a month, he was stuck watching these little shits. He looked up at the janitor, who was reading the newspaper while the parents corralled the little demons for a group picture.

“Parties nearly over, they can handle this. I have to pay someone a little visit..”

He stood up and sneaked to the room's exit, and rushed down the hall. An employee bumped into him.

“Hey Mr. Afton, do you need me to cover for you?” She asked. Will nodded, praying that she would stop talking to him before she noticed his crotch. Luckily, she gave him a thumbs up and went on her way. He walked even quicker to the back office, glaring at every child he saw.

He peeped into the back office window to see Henry hunched over at his desk, working on a springlock. He knocked at the door.

“It's open!” Henry shouted. Will stepped in, using his key to lock the door behind him. He quietly drew the curtains, and walked over to Henry.

“Henhen…” Will placed his hands on Henry's shoulders, making him jump. He quickly stood up. “Hey Will, you scared me!” He looked at Will as he grabbed his waist and pulled him in. Henry appeared both shocked and annoyed.

“Will, we are at work,”

“Kinky,” Will went for Henry's neck but Henry backed away, hitting the edge of his desk.

“Will, no,” Henry felt Wills hard-on hit him, and he turned red.

“Listen Hen,” Will stared coldly into the short man's eyes. “Your either going to consent and I’ll be nice, or your not and I will do whatever I fucking want to that pretty body of yours,” Will whispered

Henry froze. “W-what?”

“Choose,”

Henry sighed nervously. “Fine,”

“Good boy. On your knees.” Will ordered, and Henry dropped to the ground with his hands on his thighs. Will smirked, undoing his belt and unzipping his fly. He groaned at the release of tension, and smiled down at Henry, who was regretting being born.

“Will, do I have to? Can you jerk off in the bathroom like a normal person?” Henry complained. Will's glare said enough for Henry. “Ok, I guess this is how todays going,” he sighed, taking the length in his mouth. Will groaned, putting his hand in Henry's blonde hair

“Good boy Hen, you're so cute, thinking you have a choice,” Will mocked, tilting his head back slightly.

There was a crash from the main party room, followed by screams. Henry started to remove Will from his mouth, but Will kept his head in place.

“Did you think we were finished?” Will smiled, watching the fear in Henry's eyes for a moment before totally face fucking him. He felt Henry gag and laughed as he went faster and faster on the blonde's mouth.

Henry grasped at Will's pant legs as tears formed in his eyes. Will just smiled down at him.

“You better fucking swallow Hen, you wouldnt want to make me- fuck- make me angry would you?” Will smiled and moaned, releasing in Henry's throat. Will kept his head in place until he felt Henry swallow, then released his hand. Henry doubled over, gasping and coughing.

“What the fuck?” He panted between coughs. Will grabbed a few napkins, one for himself and another for Henry's mouth. He redid his pants.

“Just needed a bit of stress relief. I'm going to go smoke, you should check on the kids, they might have broken something.” Will smiled emotionlessly and grabbed his pack of cigarettes from his desk. He unlocked the door. “Love you Hen!” He slammed the door, leaving a confused Henry on the floor.

#helliam #willry #im scared to tag #but literally... #yeah i hate william afton WHY IS HE SUCH AN ASSHOLE #he bottoms in the next fic im publishing tho so

[margolovescoffeeandbooks]

"wherever you are, i'll meet you at midnight." the irony of this sentence.

#this woman has no idea how time zones work #someone should tell her #figuratively i'll meet you at midnight taylor #but literally... #i'll meet you at 6 am #and it kinda sucks :(

[clandestinegardenias]

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

#NOT A JOKE SHE LITERALLY DID

[apollos-boyfriend]

having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

#icarus speaks #SO MAYBE I HAVE A TYPE 😭 #you can literally instantly pinpoint most of my favorite characters it’s so fucking evil

[ms-demeanor]

hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

#it's literally easier to make than whipped cream #because the extra bulk of the dry ingredients makes it form stiff peaks faster

[navysealt4t]

60k mentally unwell jay ferin. i want her

#and they’re literally in my STATE #:( i wana adopt them so bad #cats #petfinder

[just-spacetrash]

the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot

#like literally every time ive hesitated sending a text or complimenting someone or stuff ive thought of it #like youre right. what if i played it a little risky what do i have to lose in doing a nice thing!!!!!! ur so right!!!!!!!! #but its forever lost cos i cant search it with any words cause its an image #misery and pain. you know how it is #my post

[gabrielora]

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

#textpost #text post #neurodivergent #actually autistic #autism #autistic things #autistic experiences #neurodiversity #why is there a hyperbole in the statement talking about people taking hyperboles literally

[emo-56]

garf :3 💜💙

#196 #r196 #r/196 #literally 19684 #r/196archive #rule #garf posting #shitpost #shitposting

[stuckinapril]

“why are you tired? you haven’t done anything all day” the simple fact that i exist drains me. hope this helps

#you literally don’t get it get off my nuts #text

[spooksier]

passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

#text! #working on a paper abt the degradation of the line between real/unreal in modern society and this one paragraph blew my MIND #like it literally tied all of my other sources together #also this whole paper is about how sex has disappeared from american media so if ur interested in that i highly recommend it

[dentpx]

I’m actually kind of amazed how many people do not understand this concept

#zoeposting #literal best thing to put in my dating profile I am weeding out the weak

[elliesbelle]

emily gwen, the creator of the sunset lesbian flag that we’ve come to commonly use, still continues to live in poverty.

multi-billion dollar companies have used their design and made profit from it, and yet they have not seen a cent for their creation.

i’ve been friends with emily for years, and i have not once seen them be financially stable the entire time. i’ve seen them homeless, unemployed, starving. right now, they need our help more than ever.

please consider donating to emily’s ko-fi, especially if you’ve used their design to create something and profited from it.

#emily’s finally found housing after couch surfing at friends’ places for months #they’ve got a lot of debt rn on top of bills and rent #rn they don’t have food in the house and they’re starving #they don’t deserve this at all they are so kind and i literally hate to see them suffering #please please pleaaase donate and reblog #they don’t ask for much but they deserve the world #mutual aid #crowdfunding #donation post #belle speaks

[trainwreckgenerator]

my evening

#i was literally 2 words from being done with the image desc but then tumblr closed the window and it didnt save :( sorry #my art #im ok. i applied. gels

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to. #also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

[the-smart-name]

#196 #rule #19684 #r196 #apartmentofawesome #literally 19684 #r/196