#but like. why

[purecommemasolitude]

Really want to have been privy to the conversation where they decided Kris’s outfit would just be dunked in bleach instead of giving him a new one

#slash j I can tell it’s all different pieces #(and I miss the old ones) #but like. why #I also don’t know if jure got a new one at all?? I’d assume so but I’ve only seen one picture and it looked more or less the same there #ah well. bojan’s slays though it might be my new favourite #joker out #og #kris guštin

[capricioussun]

Genuine question. Why do so many ut artists draw the skeletons with light reflection in their eyes? Are we functioning under the assumption there are actually giant black eyeballs in their sockets? What’s going on thwre

#I’ve been trying to figure out the logix for a while now #and I can’t #artistic liberties and all that!! if you enjoy it more power to u! #but like. why #sunny with clouds #undertale

[hearty-an0n]

rielly-brodie more like. aughrerheheheh……

#<3 #leafs lb #my littleguys love them #but like. why

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

*girl who just missed the last train home voice* why doesn't public transport run 24/7

#it'a ok i'm home now i fot an ubet #but like. WHY #the last train was meant to be 11:39 anr i got to the station anf they said oh sorry jt was actually at 11:20 #????????? #then why doesn't it fucking say that on your signs then #walked back into the bar like did you miss meeeeeeee #and my friend's friends (who i met for the first time tonight and who were WAY drunker than me) insisted on waiting with me for the uber #and like. tracking it down on the street like DON'T TALK TO ME I'M LOOKING FOR A RED VAUXHALL #i was like. honestly i only had like three drinks i'm fine but they insisted #and they invited me to liverpool for nye #nice night. slightly spoiled by my nemesis ([redacted] subway) #🧃

[trekkele]

So Alfred was made responsible for Bruce after his parents' death but what about Leslie Thompkins? I think it says somewhere that she was Bruce's guardian too, but then she just never gets mentioned in correlation to Bruce's parental figures. Maybe Jim Gordon too, though I don't know if that's fanon or not.

Ok so Jim Gordon is pretty much a fanon thing - he’s either new to Gotham when Batman starts out (like in Batman Year One) or he’s new to Gotham when the Wayne’s die and thats one of his first big cases (Gotham TV). I personally like it when he’s the on the Wayne Murder case, because it creates a sort of circle - the cop who failed Bruce working with Batman.

He also has very little connection to Bruce outside of that, more of a family friend, someone Alfred considered a good influence more then anything.

Legally and morally Jims responsibility to Bruce starts and ends with solving the Wayne murder (and being a mandated reporter). He never quite manages that one either does he.

In Leslie Thompkins’s original appearance she played Jim Gordons role of being the only person at the scene to try and comfort Bruce, and was later made into a family friend (colleague of Thomas) who decided to take a parental role in Bruces life after his parents death. That was a personal choice though, and legally she had no responsibility to him, outside of being a doctor and also a mandated reporter.

(I keep specifying ‘legally’ not because i think that is what makes someone significant to a kid, but because that would dictate how much access/power/consideration these people would have in a kids life. Legally neither Leslie or Jim were/are Bruces guardians, that doesnt mean they wouldn’t stick around when they could)

I also keep specifying that they’re mandated reporters because in quiet a few canons, Alfred is not Bruce’s first legal guardian (regardless of what his parents may have/may not have wished/willed). The legal maneuvering around becoming a vulnerable baby billionaires guardian would have been a nightmare, and both Gordon and Thompkins would/could have stuck around for that. Them being a cop and a doctor would have been very useful for Bruce’s safety.

Alfred was also “made responsible”, but the glossing over of what that means and how that would have happened is such a wasted opportunity. I promise the absolute shit show around that custody battle could fuel a million angst fics.

#the waynes died which is very tragic #but the next two years of bruces life were hell because of it #the butler??? the BUTLER???? you think waspy waynes nobility of the east coast took that one sitting down??? #bruce was probably yanked around more then a kite in a wind storm those first few months #you have the brat you have the billions bay-bee #also leslie is so complicated to me because i think bruce would cut her off completely post war games #and i think he’s right #there is no repairing that! #its why stephs death gets ignored so often brw #it’s because that whole storyline went kaboom on like seven different relationships #in ways that are very hard to just gloss over #i mean they do gloss over them #but like. why #oh theres a great fic currently dealing with it sort of #‘family’ crisis by librarylexicon on ao3 #anyways #yes bruce had adults around him no they werent really guardians in the same way Alf was

[arctic-hands]

Someone(s) are burning down playgrounds in Baltimore and I just have to ask, whyyy? Things are already so bleak for children in Baltimore and the United States as a whole, why destroy what few safe spaces they have outside? What is to gain from this?

#no one has been hurt it's always when they're empty #but like. why #Baltimore #this is just as pointless as that spate of destroying Little Free Libraries a few years ago

[transgenderdragons]

my goodwill shtuff ^_^ (sorry images are really big </3)(ignore how extremely crusty and dusty my mirror is please n thank uuuu)

my AWESOME trench coat thing!! i rolled up one of the sleeves ^_^ the red lining on the inside is detachable!

my suit jacket with my skull tank under,,, i put them together and immediately went my god. blonde beetlejuice. ive never watched beetlejuice.

my skull tank with the belt i got! ive wanted one of these belts for a hot second... goodwill always has my back with belts

#3/4 of my fave belts are from goodwill! this one + my chainmail-esque belt + my studded belt are all from goodwill! #mostly bc i dont want to pay more than 5 bucks for any belt lol #chatty catty #visage #eyes #teeth #IDK ask to tag... i got a lil silly #the pockets on the suit jacket were orignally closed so i thought they were just fake pockets but i realized they were just sown shut #and that baffled me like. why would anyone sow shut perfectly good pockets????????? thaknfully it was easy to undo with a seamripper #but like. why

[ohwowimlonley]

Hungry now but every time I think abt eating a small piece of me dies inside

#•megs talks• #but like. why

[krarka]

The knowledge that my dad has watched and liked Succession is fucking me up bc I know he fundamentally understood the show completely differently and it's killing me because I'm desperate to know but it would mean sharing my own thoughts and it would make me look absolutely deranged

#he was looking up where in italy were the mattson scenes filmed and asked me 'whats the name of the stupidest roy brother? ' #and i said 'roman' cause i know its who he meant (mostl cause of the italy context) #but like. WHY #whats your thought process behind putting him as the stupidest #ok he did accidentally send his dad a dick pick fair enough carry on

[psychics-at-caltech]

just got to a section about abstract classes and jesus christ. programming is fake.

#i think the book for this class also just sucks #but like. why

[koro-is-caffeinated]

Everytime I get a new follower I panic. Like why are you here. I post to interact with my mutuals and my mutuals only pls honey this does not cater to you. Where are you from. Your blog is two days old. Leave the website

#/j but also /srs #Because i am in fact discomforted by the new followers but also idc #But like. Why #Why are you here #I do not make content for you

[aeide-thea]

wild 2 me that all sorts of retailers seem to be trying to make terrycloth clothes happen

like obviously terrycloth robes existed, and french terry sweats have been a thing forever, but i don't remember seeing shorts and even shirts with loops on the outside before this year???

#probably this isn't actually a first but rather a resurrection of an old trend #but like. why #'why not‚' i assume they say #'live a little' #but like. is life swathed stiflingly in terrycloth truly life. #sartorial #mundanities

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

#pink posts #i saw a tweet that was like “i see other people's art” --> i get discouraged #i understand that seeing art that is prettier than yours can be discouraging but why not twist that a bit? #why does it look prettier to you? is it the colors #is it the textures they used? the brushes? #study them and try to put your spin on it #and maybe you'll find your art beautiful as well

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[girldraki]

#oh my god????? #txt #STOP FOLLOWING US!!! WE DONT POST LIKE THIS. WE POST JFK RPF #'blah hah hah and everyone clapped' don't you want to live in a world of beauty? with us? #‘why can’t i reblog this?’ Because trads started going He dodged a bullet in our notifications

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

#i love reading your examples! however next person to be like um actually this exists?? it’s on sight #i know it exists. i think it’s fun. that’s why i think more people should do it. #sometimes i think the confessional style loses impact because everything has to be excavated from the depths of the soul #and somehow. confessional writing seems to be going with the most disaffected bland sound possible. odd. #i love deeply personal songs! i love when songs sound like they mean something to the artist! #something something wider issue of mining trauma and being performatively vulnerable for quote unquote content #idk i don’t have the actual knowledge to write about this well there’s just something not landing for me recently #mine