#but a bitch can dream

[yoditorian]

no no i’m not getting my hopes up for a job i applied for on a whim for fun at all except the application status changed from applied to in progress this morning 🙃🙃

#ik that probably just means that someone has opened it or smth #but a bitch can dream #and dreaming i sure AM #do i want to move to fucking milton keynes??? absolutely not #but i WOULD for this

[baby0bucky0barnes]

Me: *posts a fic*

Me, 30 seconds later: *refreshes the page to see if I have any hits*

#there weren't any if you were curious #but a bitch can dream

[ahhhhh-ahhhh]

I feel like watching OFMD s2 will cure me from GO s2

#i mean prolly not #but a bitch can dream #good omens spoilers #good omens #ofmd s2 #support the wga #still screaming

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Whoever you're going on that date with is SO CLOSE to hitting the fucking jackpot and they have no idea.

Well, unfortunately one person's jackpot might be another person's trash heap 😂 which is probably part of the reason I've been single for the last 8 years or so.

Date went ok, but not sure it was a jackpot in either direction. Might be a second date, we'll see if that improves things at all (if it actually happens, that is)

#anon asks #friendly anons #thank you for the encouragement! #but I am fully aware that I am not everybody's cup of tea #like if I were really a jackpot wouldn't somebody have kept me around by now? #sorry lol I know you're just trying to be nice! just ugh even the not actively bad dates are still kinda disappointing #and they're all so few and far between #and damn was really hoping this one would go well because I could really go for some birthday attention next friday 🥺 #not that one good date would guarantee birthday butt touchin' #but a bitch can dream

[rainbowrenjun]

.

#i know realistically at this point we’re not getting a taeil solo before he enlists bc we only have like a month or so max #but a bitch can dream #bitch is me btw #very excited for ten and taeyong tho i can’t help being mad about the way sm treats taeil too #emily speaks

[dalishthunder]

Not to be supremely horny but like....

#i would like nebs to throat fuck me #could i handle it? no #absolutely not my gag reflex is strong #but a bitch can dream #odt

[mimi-ya]

my roommate will be gone for the next two months, meaning it’s time for me to have a hot girl summer. aspiring to reach shanks whore level this season.

wish me luck!

#it’ll probably just be me writing sexy fanfic i wish i was having in real life 😔 #but a bitch can dream #mimi filth thots

[vixlenxe]

Hey another thing I found on Pinterest

She gives me Tiffanie vibes.

#she would never wear this #but a bitch can dream #[Lore and Ideas] Musings #[One with the Demon Within] Tiffanie Quenderlain; Aesthetics

[amaxantys]

Wildcat strikes are so cool and sexy <3

#realistically it’s super unlikely #but a bitch can dream #I’d put more money on a mass quitting but since it’s so close to the holidays it probably won’t happen for a month or so #but by then all the media attention will have died off ugh #amax antics

[gamergirl929]

Do I have any rich followers who would get me the signed pride Kristie Mewis jersey? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

#uswnt #kristie mewis #I'm kidding #but a bitch can dream #a big gay bitch can dream XD

[dollscircus]

Thinking about Blake and Dreamer again

Any particular thoughts?

#🏴‍☠️jolly🏴‍☠️ #hehe imagine if Blake in the question mark in hit boi summer #doubt it #but a bitch can dream

[sing-you-fools]

me: this is a background character who's in one scene, has two lines, and is completely irrelevant to the rest of the story. i am going to stop obsessing over what to name him and use the random name generator on behindthename.com. i am going to accept the first thing it gives me and move the fuck on.

behindthename.com:

#guess i can call him charlie #i'll know what it's short for #and maybe someday i'll have a Fandom and someone will deep dive this far and find out the truth #a bitch can dream #writing #writeblr #naming characters #behind the name #names #character names #my writing #charizard cockburn #pokemon #sing-you-fools #1k #5k #10k #25k #50k

[dragonbornoflegend]

my fave band has announced new merch including a pair of booty shorts that say "temptress" on the ass and GOD how can I not get them

#heres how: im broke #but a bitch can dream

[whysamwhy123]

Ricky and Bill vs House of Black at Full Gear? OK, I'm here for that.

#aew lb #As long as Ricky and Bill retain...which I know they won't #As much as I love those two they're still a thrown together team that won the belts out of nowhere #And they have no real storyline going on either - they're essentially background players in the tag division despite being champs #It's pretty obvious they're gonna put the belts on Malakai and Brody #To carry on the story with all the various acronyms that are currently feuding #But a bitch can dream #*Heavy sigh* I wanted them to have a proper reign with feuds and multiple defences. But it's clear AEW has no interest in that #I swear to god Ricky better get a proper title reign before he inevitably jumps ship to WWE

[whimsyprinx]

maybe i don’t wanna go out for drinks maybe i wanna attend and afternoon tea party instead, did you ever think about that?

#whimsy whispers #not that I’m going to do either cause both require having multiple friends who like you enough to spend time with you like that #but a bitch can dream #post brought to you by: reads a lot of fantasy webcomics with tea parties #I like tea and I like dressing up fancy #and in theory going out for drinks would be fun but not really cause I don’t like alcohol I don’t like being around a bunch of strangers idk #and I don’t like being around people who are drinking

[michaelmyersmalewife]

funniest moment in the sandman is when morpheus, fresh out of a pep talk from his big sister, tries being friendly for once and it immediately backfires on him

#morpheus vs his resting bitch face (he’s losing) #mans is so sad and pathetic and kind of a loser how can i not love him #morpheus #dream of the endless #the sandman