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jungledubs-archive · 3 years

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Phantoms

Featuring Trip (Evil Bdubs) and Rye (Evil Grian), with mentions of Buck (Evil Cub) and Harvey (Evil Scar)

Questions about my Helsmits? Please refer to my Helsmits masterpost, or send an ask!

The pattering of footsteps on the stone floor of the dungeon gets Trip’s attention, making him turn mid-yawn. There’s a fluttering of wings and the footsteps stop, and Trip narrows his one good eye down the hallway. Someone’s here, he thinks. But who? Neither Harvey nor Buck would hide from him unless they had good reason. Which—if he’s sure he heard wings—leaves only Rye. Or possibly Harvey trying to spook him.

Trip turns back and continues his nonchalant walking through his base—the endless twisting corridors used to help him sleep, but that was before he’d had his eye repeatedly gouged out by Hoglins. Still, there was no sense in not trying, as the alternative was laying still in his bed for hours.

The footsteps start up again, but Trip decides to ignore them this time. He wants to know what this mystery Helsmit is up to. He wants to see-

A hand grabs his wrist and Trip flinches violently, furious thoughts crowding his brain. He stumbles into the wall and gasps, trying to wrench his arm out of Rye’s grip—because it is Rye; Trip recognizes those cool green eyes and sandy brown-grey locks, and especially those tattered leathery wings in the distinct blue shades of a phantom.

Rye loosens his hand and Trip pulls away, eye wide. “Gotcha!” Rye jokes awkwardly, with a lighthearted lift of his eyebrows, but he quickly realizes what he’s done. “Trip, I didn’t mean to scare you so badly.”

“Well, you did,” Trip grunts, pushing himself off of the wall to glare directly into Rye’s face. “I’m busy, Rye. What do you want?”

“You’ve been wandering around aimlessly for twenty minutes, you’re not busy,” Rye scoffs. He folds his arms over his chest. “I came, embarrassingly, to check up on you. Buck’s worried or some shit.”

“Buck. Buck sent you.” That makes more sense. “I’m fine,” Trip insists.

“He’s paying me a hefty sum to make sure you’re getting enough sleep,” Rye goes on, “and judging by the fact that it’s the middle of the night and you’re up wandering, and also by the fact that you look like shit, I don’t think you are.”

Trip’s too exhausted to lie. “No,” he grunts. “I’m not. But it’s not your or Buck’s problem. Whatever he’s paying you, I’ll give you double to leave me alone.”

Rye seems to consider that for a moment. “Ordinarily, I’d scam you both out of your diamonds and bolt, but considering I am the server’s resident phantom and,”—he pauses to cough and look sheepish—“I, sort of, might care about you a little bit as my... ally, I think I’m going to stick with Buck’s offer of three stacks.”

Three stacks?! Trip chokes momentarily, trying to comprehend why exactly one of the server’s actual fucking dragons who hoards wealth like it’s nobody’s business would blow three stacks on trying to make him sleep. They’re allies, maybe even friends, but seriously. Three stacks.

“So.” Rye claps his hands together and smiles sweetly at him. “Trip. Would you please get some sleep so that I can make some cash and you can live a healthy life?” He even goes so far as to bat his eyelashes, which makes Trip snort a laugh.

“It’s not that simple,” Trip says once he’s regained his composure. “I... I can’t.”

Rye cocks his head to the left. “What do you mean?”

“My eye,” Trip answers. “It’s been two months, Rye, and I can’t... I get nightmares, I can’t stop thinking about it, and it hurts...” He’s embarrassed, and it increases tenfold when he feels his cheeks turn pink. He sounds pitiful and disappointing, he knows...

“Oh, Trip.” And there’s a softness in Rye’s voice he’s never, ever heard before. “Come to my tower,” he offers. “I can give you potions. You’re not the first I’ve had to help with this kind of thing, and you won’t be the last.”

Trip blinks—or winks, he supposes. “I don’t- I don’t want to be a bother. I’m fine, really. A little insomnia never killed anyone.”

Rye doesn’t laugh, just fixes him with that cold green stare. “You are coming, Btripleo, or I will knock you out and drag your damn body over there myself.”

Trip gulps and sharpens at the use of his semi-full name. “Okay,” he breaths. “Alright. I’m coming.” He pauses. “You’re a little shit.”

That makes Rye break into a wide grin. “Sure am, and I’m mostly doing this for the diamonds, but...” He trails off and gently grabs Trip’s arm again. This time, Trip doesn’t flinch. “C’mon, bud.”

And off they go.

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jungledubs-archive · 3 years

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more badly edited memes about my helsmits!

(for context please see my ao3)

#iskall85 #charleston tek #mumbo jumbo #tango tek #balderdash #cubfan135 #bdoubleo100 #goodtimeswithscar #clay memes #buckfan135 #btripleo100 #harvey badtimes #hermitcraft #hermitcraft memes #evil hermits #helscraft

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jungledubs-archive · 3 years

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Sy’s Helsmits Masterpost

Figured it would be handy to have a list of all of my Helsmits, not just for y’all, but for me as well! Feel free to send asks about these guys, and check out this series on Ao3 for fics involving them. Not every Hermit is present yet--this list will be updated when/if new Helsmits are added. Some entries are much less detailed than others and that’s because I got lazy, sorry.

Evil Xisuma // Caesar Tag: #Caesarvoid

Nicknamed as such because he’s the ‘leader’ of Helscraft and everybody hates him (and later because he was banned on the Ides of March). This nickname is barely used--he prefers to be known as Evil Xisuma, though after being stuck in Hermitcraft for a while and going through a bit of a redemption arc (the devil went down to georgia on Ao3, may or may not be continued but the events are canon to the timeline), he does adopt it as his proper name to avoid confusion. Caesar is obsessed with taking over Hermitcraft and getting rid of their Xisuma so that he can be the only one. His base, when he finally arrives in Helscraft Season 7, is in a ravine.

Evil Scar // Harvey, BadTimes Tag: #Harvey BadTimes

Originally nicknamed BadTimesWithScar, ‘Harvey’ was a nickname that sprung out of too many stupid pronunciations of ‘Scar’ (Rye said ‘Scarvey’, Trip suggested ‘Harvey’, and it stuck). He’s an ender dragon hybrid and second of the three Hermitcraft-obsessed Helsmits. He was originally more mild-mannered, but after his first encounter with his Hermitcraft counterpart went sour, he’s sworn to tear up everything Scar holds dear. Harvey has a furious rivalry with Buck, which escalated after Harvey was accidentally responsible for Trip losing an eye (upside-down and backwards on Ao3). His base is a volcano with a fortress on the inside, inspired by the home of Smaug in The Hobbit.

Evil Welsknight // Bruce, Helsknight Tag: #Bruce Helsknight

Technically named after Robert the Bruce, his nickname was chosen for him by the other Helsmits because they thought Helsknight was silly (and also got confusing with them all being from Helscraft). He’s third on the hierarchy of ‘obsessed with Hermitcraft’ after Caesar and Harvey, though is less focused on taking over Hermitcraft and getting rid of his counterpart and more on being as much of an inconvenience to Wels as possible. He mostly keeps to himself in Helscraft, too focused on his work with portals, and he’s a bit of a dork and the epitome of ‘you did the work wrong but somehow got the right answer’. He’s semi-allied with some of the other Helsmits, though mostly just for redstone components. His base is a Nether-themed castle, complete with lava moat and confusing maze-like layout. He is very jealous of anybody who has magic or hybrid powers, as he does not.

Evil Mumbo // Balderdash Tag: #Balderdash

He chose his own nickname and is rather proud of it. Balderdash is very closely allied with Charleston, with whom he owns BD&C LTD. and all the associated businesses, including their anything-for-hire service Boon Boom. He’s proud, smart, and snarky, and often refuses to admit his own faults. He couldn’t care less about going to Hermitcraft, and even when he and Charlie accidentally end up there (an unexpected encounter on Ao3), they have no desire to take over the server or get rid of their counterparts. His base is an underground ‘city of gold’, themed around ancient architecture, with futuristic laboratories hidden inside.

Evil Tango // Charleston Tek, Charlie Tag: #Charleston Tek

His name was given to him by Spector and initially rejected, but after he realized it could be shortened, he adopted it proudly. Charlie is the other half of BD&C LTD. and partner to Balderdash, with whom he causes an immense amount of problems. He’s argumentative, spiteful, and equally as smart as Balderdash, though they both claim to be the more intelligent one. His weapon of choice is a crossbow loaded with fireworks. His right shoulder and part of his neck and cheek is covered with a burn scar, which he acquired after an accident with one of Balderdash’s machines and a fire charge. Charlie’s base is an early 1900s-themed city, with his main home being inside an animation studio inspired by Bendy and the Ink Machine.

Evil Grian // Rye, Ryan Tag: #Rye

His nickname was forced upon him by Reckless, who thought it was hilarious, and it quickly caught on, despite his protests. A couple of the other Helsmits call him Ryan, but it’s always with a nod and a wink. Rye is a phantom hybrid and a prankster, though most of his jokes involve destroying something or being otherwise mean. He enjoys spreading rumours about the other Helsmits and starting conflicts. Rye’s base is a skyscraper made to look deliberately dark and gloomy, and he often jokes that it’s a cliche supervillain office and plays into that by sometimes forcing the other Helsmits to meet him on the top floor where he does his best Godfather impression.

Evil Cub // Buck Tag: #Buckfan135

Named Buck after a term used for deer, he’s an ender dragon hybrid and close ally to Trip. His base is a viking village with dragon motifs in a tundra biome. He absolutely hates Harvey and will do anything to try to prove that Harvey is up to no good. Buck’s fairly reclusive and cold, but he can be helpful when he wants to be.

Evil Bdubs // Trip Tag: #Btripleo100

He’s missing an eye after spending multiple days trapped in a death loop created by Harvey (upside-down and backwards on Ao3), but that hasn’t put a damper on his upbeat, belligerent personality. He hardly ever sleeps, though, as he’s always faced with nightmares of his repeated death. His base is a medieval-style dungeon which is sometimes used as such by allied Helsmits.

Evil Doc // Spector, The Inspector Tag: #Spectorm77

Spector, short for Inspector, is half-enderman half-machine and has a flair for the dramatic. Everything is a game with Spector, as he’s always agreeable but forces the other Helsmits to complete annoying tasks, riddles, and treasure hunts to gain his full cooperation. Nobody’s quite sure what his base actually is, because it’s hidden behind a maze of glass that has yet to be penetrated by wit or TNT.

Evil Iskall // Fiver Tag: #58Iskall

Once a human on the quest for efficiency, Fiver is now more redstone and metal than flesh and blood. He’s always upgrading himself and never has time for any of the other Helsmits, though he’s tentatively allied with Doug and Spector. His base is a giant laboratory filled with deadly traps and surrounded by a minefield, which is slowly being taken over by plants as the building falls into neglect despite Fiver’s near-constant use of it.

Evil Ren // Doug Tag: #Ramdoug

Part-wolf, part-ram, part-human, Doug’s a living contradiction and revels in it. He’s truly a wolf in sheep’s clothing and swings wildly from being friendly and agreeable to infuriating all the other Helsmits with his destructive and murderous antics. He lives in a snowy mountain biome with a base themed around the fictional planet of Hoth, plus a half-destroyed Death Star built into the base of the mountain for good measure.

Evil Impulse // Reckless Tag: #RecklessSV

Sly, cheeky, resourceful, and self-centred, Reckless can never hold an ally for long, because he’s always stabbing them in the back. His base stretches deep below the ocean in an inverted pyramid, accessible through a controlled whirlpool. Reckless is aptly-named, for despite his claims that all of his plans are premeditated and thought-over, he spends less time thinking and more time double- and triple-crossing the other Helsmits.

Evil Zedaph // Damon Tag: #DamonPlays

Damon lives in a cliffside lair filled to the brim with strange machines and contraptions, accessible only through a series of nonsensical puzzles--though these puzzles are often simply destroyed by the other Helsmits should they need to get in. He’s friends with Doug and Trip and certainly one of the more popular Helsmits, despite his affinity for flinging them into walls with slime block launchers.

Evil Cleo // Effie, Nefertiti Tag: #ZombieEffie

ZombieEffie is a bit of a misnomer--she’s not a zombie, she controls the zombies. Effie is a necromancer, complete with sinister skull mask, and lives in a dark and spooky village filled with hybrid cryptid monstrosities that she’s created. She has a strange friendship with Reckless, though the two are not allies--they betray each other too much to actually do business together, but they respect each other enough to be considered friends.

Evil Stress // Penny, Pensive Tag: #Pensivecreature101

Penny is another reclusive Helsmit, spending most of her time in her sprawling End-themed base. Her name is also incorrect, because though she doesn’t interact with the other Helsmits much, when she does, it always deteriorates into an argument very quickly.

Evil False // Claire, True Tag: #ClaireSymmetry

Claire, or True, is an outstanding entrepreneur and successful business owner, spending most of her time negotiating deals with or between the other Helsmits. Her home is an industrial sky base above the ocean, from which she plots her next ventures. She’s had an alliance with almost every Helsmit at some point, most of them presently as well.

Evil Keralis // Idris Tag: #Idris

Idris is a sour-tempered man, always difficult and annoyed by something-or-other. His base is farm-themed and rightfully so, because he has enough farms there to sustain himself and possibly the entire rest of the server if they had to. He gets along with Buck and Fiver.

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i made some incorrect quotes with buck and harvey (my hels cub and scar) and an incorrect quotes generator because i’m experiencing brainrot and here are my favourites:

Harvey: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Buck: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Harvey: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Harvey: I can explain. Buck: Can you? Harvey: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Harvey: Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Buck, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Harvey: Harvey: fsh

Harvey: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Buck, not looking up from his book: Spear. Harvey: BLOCKED.

Harvey: Am I in trouble? Buck: Take a guess. Harvey: No? Buck: Take another guess.

Harvey: Okay, help me please! Buck: Got two words for you. Harvey: I bet they won't be helpful. Buck: Your problem. Harvey: I was right

Harvey, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Buck: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

Harvey: I was arrested for being too cool. Buck: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Harvey: God, give me patience. Buck: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Harvey: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Harvey: You're right. Buck: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Harvey: Where are you going? Buck: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

Harvey: Top 30 reasons why Harvey is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you! Buck: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

Harvey: I actually have a black belt. Buck: In what, karate? Harvey: No, from Gucci.

and then some featuring trip (hels bdubs) as well

Harvey: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Buck: Harvey no. Trip: Mistlefoe. Buck: Please stop encouraging him.

Harvey: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Buck: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Trip: Smad.

Harvey: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Buck: You’re a hazard to society Trip: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Harvey: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Buck: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Harvey: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Trip: edible

Harvey: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Buck does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff? Trip: If Buck were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Buck jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Harvey: You jump off a cliff! Trip: Gladly. Provided Buck did first.

Harvey: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Buck: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Trip isn’t

Harvey: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste Buck: We got spring water Harvey: NO. Trip: with EXTRA minerals Buck: it's like licking a stalagmite Harvey: DON'T COME HOME. Trip: Mmmmm cave water

Harvey: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million diamonds? Buck: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Trip: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Buck: Good thinking.

Harvey, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Buck: You did WHAT– Trip: William Snakepeare

Harvey: HELP! I TOLD TRIP I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Buck, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Harvey: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Buck? Buck: … No. Trip: I do! Harvey: I know, Trip. Trip: I’m sad! Harvey: I know, Trip.

#harvey badtimes #badtimeswithscar #clay speaks #btripleo100 #buckfan135 #long post #evil hermits #helscraft #hermitcraft

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