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itsxroxannex · 4 months

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WOULD U LOOK AT THAT

Cross belongs to JakeiArtwork Epic belongs to Yugogeer012

#utmv #undertale #sans #cross sans #epic sans #bruh and dude #dude and bruh #brude #i watch too many jacksepticeye and pewdiepie bottle flip videos

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midnighttheroies · 20 days

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I didn't like how i drew the last one so this is a new remade fan-made continuation from the @xpau-official fanart comic made by @asotiaa for fun :)

i wanted to add more to it so i made it into a little comic

#cross sans #xtalecross #xtale #cross!sans #x!tale #cross #epic sans #epic!sans #Epictale #epictale #xpaufanart #xpau #dude and bruh #bruh and dude #cross made epic cookies to cheer him up after horror ate all of his #cross is a good friend #epic loves cookies #XPAU Fanart tag

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flowerscentedartist · 7 months

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Epic, taking a selfie with Cross: That looks epic, bruh! Let's post it!

Cross: Please don't. I look ugly.

Epic:

Epic: Who?

Cross: What?

Epic: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CALLING MY BEST FRIEND UGLY?! WANT ME TO FIX YOUR FUCKIN' EYES????!!!!!!

Cross: WTF, DUDE?!

#undertale #undertale au #sans the skeleton #sans #incorrect quotes #epic sans #epic #cross sans #cross #dude and bruh #bruh and dude

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all-of-my-yesterdays · 5 months

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Cross: So you're the one who prepares my sire's meals.. Blue: PAPYRUS MAKE SURE THIS GETS TO THE GUARDIAN! Papyrus: YES CAPTAIN Undyne: Are you doing okay Alphys? Alphys: N-no... I was the last monster to see the king alive... Killer: Hey, think Epic got sick of Crossy almost being glued to him and kicked him out? Dust: Maybe... But it sounded like Cross was going to interrogate the cooking staff right now. Epic: Bruh, how are you not sweating in all those layers?! Cross: This is barely a workout sire. Ready for round two? Epic: Probably not... No... Drabbles below ~ 1545 words

Horror nervously swallowed as he watched the guardian give him a final appraising look. Time slowed as he felt his anxiety crawling down his back as Cross seemed to stare into him. He did his best to answer everything the guardian had asked but the head injury meant he sometimes had problems finding the proper words to convey what he means without long pauses. However, it seemed that the smaller skeleton had made his decision.

"From this point on wards you will only report to me and you will personally cook all of my sire's meals until all the staff has been thoroughly investigated." Horror stared in shock. He had always been loyal to the crown, but he has never prepared a meal for any of the royal court members. Most of his job involved prep work for the other chefs. He knew he was competent when it came to simple, hardy meals that could fill the belly of a hungry soul, but the more extravagant meals he has seen being prepared for the royal advisor made his non-existent stomach twist at the mere idea of failing to recreate those dishes.

Cross handed Horror a list of meals he wanted Epic to eat that would help with his training. The large red eye skimmed the paper and Horror couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief. They were all foods that he knew very well. The first meal requested was simple and nutrient dense stew with a hardy loaf of bread, something Horror was confident in making. His meal would certainly satisfy the new King’s hunger if this is what he wanted to eat.

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Blue had finished compiling a list of all the guards who would have been near the King's chambers when Alphys had started to scream. The list also contained information regarding who would have typically been in the kitchen preparing the former King's tea and treats for that day. He still wanted to go over a few lists of other servants that could have had access to the King's food and room during the time, but knew that Cross would need the names of who he had sooner rather than later. Calling Papyrus into the room, he quickly handed the scroll to the other.

"PAPYRUS MAKE SURE THIS GETS TO THE GUARDIAN!"

"YES CAPTAIN"

Papyrus saluted his captain before hurrying out of the room to complete his task. Blue watched Papyrus leave, shaking his head to clear his mind before turning his attention back to the scrolls on his desk. There were still so many names and schedules to go through and it was important that it all be completed as soon as possible. At least he could be certain that the information he had already compiled will soon reach the guardian.

Blue could have given this errand to another, but given the hushed confirmation from Cross that he was suspicious of the King's death meant Blue couldn't be too sure who to trust right now. However, he knew he could trust Papyrus. Papyrus had been working with him and the Royal family for years and showed nothing but adoration towards the former King. He almost had gotten into trouble for trying to confront a less than polite noble who mocked the King during a private meeting that the noble had requested.

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Alphys shifted nervously, picking at the tips of her claws and her eyes shifted back and forth as she spoke with Undyne. She knew that the guardian was not happy with her response about not knowing who had cleaned up the spilled tea and food of the former King, but there was only so much she could do now.

"Hey, anyone in that scenario could have missed who came to clean everything up." Undyne said trying to sooth her girlfriend. "Look, I doubt the guardian is going to blame you for that, and anyone who knows you would be able to confirm you did not kill the king."

Alphys gulped, but nodded. Unfortunately there was not much for her to do but wait until the Guardian and the young King reached their conclusion regarding her participation in the murder. For now, she was free and was expected to return to work like normal.

"Y-you're r-right... I... I k-know I d-didn't kill t-the King! H-hopefully, they'll r-realize that too." Alphys declared, trying to copy the confidence her girlfriend had.

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It was one of the rare instances where Cross had actually left Epic "alone". Usually he would only leave, with his tail metaphorically tucked between his legs, after Epic very vocally insisted that his guardian did not need to hover around him as he did paper work. In this case, Cross was determined to speak with the cooking staff as soon as possible to ensure that his charge's food would not pass through multiple hands. It meant Killer and Dust would be guarding the king for the time being.

Dust and Killer were the first two guards that Cross had come to trust after he was assigned to Epic. They worked seamlessly with him and were more than competent enough to take care of any potential threats while the Guardian performed other duties relating to his role. Dust's keen eye for detail and uncanny ability to detect other's intention paired with Killer's ferocious attacks and stamina were close to matching Cross's own skill as a guardian. Although, Cross could do without the stress the duo occasionally inflicted when they encouraged his charge to get into shenanigans when the trio thought they could get away with it.

Killer turned to Dust, a cheeky smirk plastered onto his face. "Hey, think Epic got sick of Crossy almost being glued to him and kicked him out?"

"Maybe..." Dust snorted, as he thought about all the times in less dire situations where Epic seemed to try and hide a blush as Cross had crowded into his personal space. If anyone were to ask him, he'd say that Epic probably enjoyed Cross invading his space more than he'd want to admit. "But it sounded like Cross was going to interrogate the cooking staff right now."

"Stars, hate to be in their shoes right now." Killer muttered, casually throwing a knife at his companion.

"Doubt he'll be gone for long." Dust huffed, a lazy but knowing grin graced his face as he caught the blade.

"True, Crossy always hates being away from his charge for too long. He's such a good doggy." Killer snickered.

The duo gossiped as they waited for the guardian's return, knowing it was unlikely the King would be making an appearance until the paper work was finished or Cross retrieved him. It definitely was not couth to be speculating on the exact nature of the King and his Guardian's relationship, but both individuals knew manners were not either of their strong points. After all, they were only paid to kick ass and stand around menacingly.

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When Epic finally managed to get a break from reviewing documents and planning his coronation, he dragged Cross out for another sparring session. Cross huffed as his charge grabbed his hand and pulled him around the castle. The other was determined to continue to practice since he was so close to landing a hit on his Guardian! Besides, after everything that had happened, Epic needed to do something physical to get a grip on all this restless energy that buzzed in his bones.

When they reached the training ground, Epic realized he had the guardian's hand in his for the entire trip. The young King tried to hid his flustered reaction to the realization by throwing off his outer layers. Cross, a bit oblivious to the cause of Epic's reaction, shrugged and went to get the practice swords.

An hour and a half of constantly getting his form corrected and ass beaten left Epic a sweating and bruised mess. His skull and bones were flushed light purple with exertion and he stared disbelievingly at Cross. It was early evening in the middle of the summer and the guardian did not look like he even broke out into a sweat even with his heavy uniform.

"Bruh, how are you not sweating in all those layers?!" Epic exclaimed, trying to figure out how Cross seemed to remain cool since he still had yet to see the other strip off his bulky coat during any of their training sessions.

"This is barely a workout sire." Cross chuckled, as he looked over at his overheating charge. "Ready for round two?"

"Probably not... No." Epic replied as he pulled himself together for another round.

At least by the end of the training session, Epic finally felt tired. He was laying half on the bed, as Cross guarded the door when there was a knock. The guardian checked the door, and let the other in when he saw who it was.

Horror had brought the requested stew directly from the kitchen to the King. He raised a brow when he saw the King laying in bed, slightly purple from exertion and quickly glanced at Cross, not sure what to make of the situation. Being friends with Dust and Killer meant he was often dragged into their speculations regarding the pair. Up until this point, Horror had never interacted with either, but he can certainly say he did not expect to see the young, and apparently flushed, King on his bed while the Guardian had a slightly smug aura to him. His thoughts were cut short as the smell of the hearty meal roused Epic to sit up. The other looked absolutely ravenous as he stared at the food.

"Stars! That smells amazing! Thank you!" Epic grinned, as Horror placed the food near him.

"Yer welcome... My lord." The large skeleton said, smiling in approval as the King moaned appreciatively as he shoved a large spoonful of stew into his mouth.

Just as Horror was leaving he caught Epic half jokingly attempting to feed Cross a large spoonful of the stew. Red eye light observed the pair's easy and playful interactions when they thought no one was watching. Horror thought that maybe Killer and Dust's gossip had more merit than he had previously considered as he fully closed the door to the King's room.

Killer belongs to RahafWabas Epic belongs to yugogeer012 Cross belongs to jakei95 Blue belongs to AU community Horror belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios Papyrus, Undyne and Alphys belong to Toby Fox

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alexrose16 · 6 months

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Yeah... other Nana reference

Traslate: "I’m sorry I couldn’t keep my promise, you probably don’t remember, but I was really serious about finding a home for you. A quiet universe, where you can have the house of your dreams. With a designer kitchen, and a laboratory in the basement. The grounds would be huge, with plenty of room to train during the day, and lie down to watch the stars when night falls. While you're away, I would prepare the desserts you like so much, all chocolate of course... I’d be there waiting, so every time your world made you cry, you could come back home, and just smile."

Sorry, it's just me again rambling about Nana and Epic x Cross. This time I added dialogue from the anime to the images, and in the translation I adapted the original dialogue from the anime in English changing only some parts to match the images (again, I don't speak English, so sorry for the mistakes). I will post the English clip below.

Epic Sans: yugogeer012

Cross Sans: jakei95

Anime's name: Nana (by Ai Yazawa)

#epic x cross #cross x epic #crepic #crossepic #epic sans #cross sans #epiccross #nana #edit?#I love bruh and dude #brude #bruh and dude #nana but with skeletons hahahaha #Cross and Epic are Nana but with two guys #I love this anime #this anime made me cry #Nana x EpicCross #Nana x CrossEpic

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3dogbones · 1 month

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Epic was never seen again. I wasn’t gonna make this but lady inspiration smacked me in the face and here you go! Thank @junipers-insects for making the idea of Miku being Cross’s mom heheheh.

#undertale au #3dogbones art #epic sans #hatsune miku #cross and epic #cross sans #dude and bruh #bruh and dude #Idk whether I wanna tag epic sans x Miku or not HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE MY CRACK WEIRD DYSFUNCTIONAL SORTA SHIPS #tw slightly suggestive #< I guess??? Maybe? Imma play it safe

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naraya-uwuart · 2 months

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It's the only thing I could do for Valentine's Day 😔💖✨

How beautiful is the husbands 😭💞💜🖤💞💞✨✨

#undertale au #cross sans #epic sans #epic x cross #epiccross #bruh and dude #brude

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itsxroxannex · 3 months

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Idc about the context, I just wanted to draw something to laugh at 😭 I ain't got a good mood today

Killer belongs to Rahafwabas Cross belongs to JakeiArtwork Epic belongs to Yugogeer012

#killer sans #utmv #undertale #sans #bad sanses #murder time trio #cross sans #epic sans #cross and epic #epic and cross #bruh and dude #dude and bruh #meme duo #killer just wanted some entertainment #underverse behind the scene?

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catrannes · 11 months

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MORE CONTENT OF THIS MFS BECAUSE I LOVE THEMM 😽😽😽😽😽 (either as a romantic or as a platonic relationship lol)

#utmv #epic x cross #crossepic #epiccross #sanscest #cross sans #epic sans #brude #bruh and dude #undertale au #undertale au fanart #sans au fanart

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flowerscentedartist · 9 months

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Cross: HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!

Epic: I'M NOT HIS BOYFRIEND!

Cross: They just don't get it!

Epic, grabs Cross's hand and kisses his cheek: I know. Lets go, babe

Everyone:

#undertale #undertale au #sans the skeleton #sans #incorrect quotes #cross #cross sans #epic #epic sans #cross x epic #epic x cross #crepic #dude and bruh #bruh and dude

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all-of-my-yesterdays · 11 months

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Sci: It will heal but it will probably Scar. Epic: Cross?! What happened? Cross: Nothing unexpected Sire... Epic: You were whipped. I was barely injured. Cross: But you were injured... My duty is to keep you safe and I failed sire. Drabble below

Cross unsummoned his weapon, sighing as he looked at his worried charged. Epic clearly was not handling his punishment as well as he should have. As a guardian, he had failed is sole purpose by allowing his charge to be injured, of course there were repercussions for such missteps. Like always, he would bleed for his mistakes. "Please, sire, return to your room. I'll be with you in the morning, as I always have been." Cross said trying to get the prince to leave him to finish licking his wounds and prepare for tomorrow. Epic frowned, but did not want to cause his guardian anymore stress. He glanced at the bloodied bandages and felt his blood boil. Who decided that Cross deserved a lashing for Epic's mistake? Cross was HIS to command. The oaths were clear, Cross was HIS until the day he died. No one had the right to punish what was his. Unfortunately, what happened has happened and he could only move forward in ensuring that no one else decided his guardian's fate. ******** When Epic awoke, like always, Cross was standing guard by the door. The other did not look like anything was out of place. He didn't even flinch as he shifted to acknowledge the fact his charge was awake. No one would have been able to tell that underneath all that bulky clothing were fresh, still slowly oozing, wounds that throbbed with the other's soul beat. Epic gave the other a small smile, before getting out of bed and into his clothing. The guardian waited patiently before approaching. "Sire," Cross called softly, pulling a hidden blade from off his person and holding it out to the prince. The blade felt heavy in Epic's hands. The leather wrapping on the hilt soft and well worn. It may have been an older blade, but it was clearly well cared for. The steel glinted in the morning light and the edge razor sharp that it nicked the tip of his finger as Epic delicately dragged his finger over it. "I will show you how to use it." Cross's voice cut through Epic's marveling. "B-but, you said you'd never train me...." The confusion was evident in Epic's voice. "I did, but last night I had failed to protect you, sire. I realized I may not always be able to either." The last statement left a bitter taste in his mouth as he admitted his possible short comings. "Never again. I will make sure you will be able to defend yourself." "Oh..." Epic clutched the hidden blade. "Wait.. Where did you get this blade? I thought guardians only had one?" "That was my training blade, sire, I will get you a proper one commissioned as soon as possible, but it is important we begin training before it's completed... No one will have to know you have this." Epic nodded in understanding, and attempted to strap the blade to his forearm. The untrained hands fumbled and dropped the blade. Cross let out quiet "heh" and bent over to pick it up. He took his charge's arm into his hands. "Here, let me." Cross muttered, expertly attaching the blade to Epic's arm. The prince's breath caught as he realized just how close he was to his guardian's face. The soft feeling of air brushing against his face with each exhale left Epic lightly flushing purple. Cross was too close for comfort. When Cross finally pulled back, satisfied with how the blade was affixed to Epic's arm, the prince let out a shaky breath he didn't know he was holding. Epic looked at his arm, the leather hidden beneath the usual layers he wore. He shifted his hand in a way that he had seen Cross do many times. The blade silently slid free, catching on the sleeve and slicing it. Cross smirked as he looked at the other's clumsy handling before schooling his face. "Careful sire... You wouldn't want to lose a finger." He said, voice and expression neutral. Epic's eyes narrowed as he stared at the stoic guard. Was Cross making fun of him? If he was, at least it meant that he was still in the guardian's good graces. Perhaps it meant that training may not be as painful as he expected it to be. Epic belongs to yugogeer012 Cross belongs to jakei95 Sci belongs to TalkingSoup

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