so I am going to marry the queen Barrett Wilbur Weed!!! I don't care if you say that it's basically pedophilia cuz she is my favorite actor in the entire wOrLD 🌎
If you don't know who Barret is, she's a Broadway actor who is mostly known for her roles in Mean girls and Heathers the Musical.
(she's Veronica Sawyer in Heathers and Jans Ian in Mean Girls)
Theater Producer with a New, Edgy Show/Revival: "The casting is complete. Yeah, the show has a very clever message that will go over most audiences' heads, but they'll be entertained while it happens."
Reasonable Investor: "That's great. So, who did you cast as our leading actor?"
Theater Producer who is in Over Their Head:
Still Reasonable Investor: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
Theater Producer who is Definitely in Over Their Head: "But he's Sutton's little brother!"
Heartbroken (asshole) Investor: "Yes, and next you'll tell me how the Drama Desk and Tonys will love it... We're gonna be BROKE!"