#breeze mistborn

[sazed-s-faith-crisis]

Mistborn british cooking show!au

-Ati and Leras are judges with completely different views on how well done a tart should be

-poor sazed just trying to make a well done cream cheese tart but his copperminds did not prepare him for this :(

-kelsier what the fuck you were ment to make a tart but you made fuckin steak

-spook is crying and covered I'm jam (the cooking challenge did not involve jam)

-vin did not understand and made a table (its a very good table)

-ham made a great cream cheese tart but leras and ati were fighting about if it was done right so lost

-breeze: and now we add TwO ShOtS oF VoDkA

-Marsh legit did a good job even though he didn't know what cream cheese was 20 minutes before the challenge

-elend is confused and trying his best but he has no clue what he's doing yet made a decent tart somehow

-Yeden can cook a meal but not a tart, he is more confused than elend

-rashek cooked the best meal

#cosmere #mistborn #cfsbf #sazed mistborn #sazed #cosmemes #harmony mistborn #marsh mistborn #kelsier mistborn #cosmere memes #breeze mistborn #Hammond mistborn #Ham mistborn #elend venture #vin #vin venture #lord ruler #rashek #Spook mistborn #lestibournes #leras #ati mistborn #Lerati #Yeden mistborn #alternate universe #faith speaks

[smeegamae]

#i am very loudly saying NO #pls rb this i need a bigger sample size #mistborn #breeze mistborn

[knightsgaydiant]

Breeze and Alrianne would be fucking devastated to learn their descendent is a cop.

#really how did the two best characters in era one produce this #mistborn #breeze mistborn #alrianne cett

[hauntedfarfalle]

Bestie she’s borderline a minor 😃

#their relationship makes me uncomfy #the hero of ages spoilers #the hero of ages #hero of ages #brandon sanderson #cosmere #mistborn spoilers #mistborn #breeze mistborn

[king-of-the-oreo]

Ham and Breeze are Mistborn's more depressing Pippin and Merry

#cosmere #cfsbf #mistborn #cosmemes #breeze mistborn #edgard ladrian #hammond mistborn #peregrin took #merry brandybuck #oreo speaks

[cosmerelists]

If Era 1 Mistborn and Stormlight characters met each other…

If the Era 1 Mistborn gang and the Stormlight characters happened to meet up, what would that be like? 

[Includes spoilers through Rhythm of War & Era 1 Mistborn!] 1.  Dalinar & Elend

Elend: And THEN the council voted ME out! Man, democracy is just so hard!

Dalinar: Have you considered straight-up tyranny?

Elend: A-actually, yeah. Unfortunately.

Elend: It just…works so well…

Dalinar: I know.

Dalinar: Let’s not dwell on it.

2.  Shallan & Vin

Vin: My mom tried to kill me.

Shallan: Same.

Vin: Luckily I had my brother who cared for me. But he also had a cruel streak.

Shallan: Yeah—trust me, I know.

Vin: I trained as a thief & con artist for a while.

Shallan: Oh hey, me too! And that’s fun, but I also like wearing nice clothes and marrying someone socially above my station, you know?

Vin: Yeah, same!

Shallan: But also…I’ve murdered, just, so many people. Including family!

Vin: Killed my boyfriend’s dad.

Vin: And ex-fiancee.

Vin: And brother.

Shallan: Yeah, the murders just keep coming!

Vin: Crazy how that works.

3.  Straff & Sadeas

Sadeas: Knifed in a hallway by my nemesis’s son. Right into the brain. Eye popped and everything.

Straff: Literally cut in half by a giant sword wielded by my son’s girlfriend. My horse, too.

Sadeas: Bro.

Straff: Bro.

4.  Breeze & Sebarial

Breeze: Well, it certainly is nice to relax with a glass of wine & let the other characters make the jokes, isn’t it?

Sebarial: …why did I just get you wine??

5.  Sazed & Sigzil

Sigzil: And as a Worldsinger, I learn about other places and then share that knowledge to bring people together.

Sazed: That’s simply wonderful! I think feruchemy would work so well for you!

Sigzil: It does seem like an amazing power.

Sazed: Also, do you ever want to, just…

Sigzil: …strangle Hoid?

Sazed: Yeah.

Sigzil: Yeah.

Kelsier: Yeah!!!

Sazed: Kelsier, get to your own section! 

6.  Spook & Lift

Lift: So you…eat metal. And it gives you powers?

Spook: Yeah. I get my power from burning Tin.

Lift: After you eat it?

Spook: After I eat it.

Lift: Sucks to be you! I get my power from PANCAKES. 

7.  Marsh & Navani

Marsh: …and with these metal spikes piercing my body, I gained a number of powers. Also immortality. Apparently.

Navani: I am so horrified. And so intrigued. You’re going to make SUCH good research!

Marsh: The horror doesn’t, you know, put you off?

Navani: Nah, you should have seen my last research partner.

8.  TenSoon & Kaladin 

Kaladin: So you are a…puppy?

TenSoon: Well, I have the ability to consume the bones of a canine and then take on this shape.

Kaladin: [nodding]

TenSoon: That doesn’t…disturb you at all?

Kaladin: I don’t know enough about dogs to judge.

9.  Zane & Szeth

Zane: And basically, with the voice of God constantly in my ear encouraging me to kill, I did that! Kill, I mean.

Szeth: Obeying an unknown disembodied voice because you thought it might be god? What foolishness.

Zane: Didn’t you obey a rock?

Szeth: That was DIFFERENT.

10.   Kelsier & Moash 

Kelsier: The thing is—aristocrats just gotta be murdered, you know?

Kelsier: You look into their faces, see the reflection of their endless crimes, and just think, “Yup. Murder time.”

Kelsier: And some people are like, “Kelsier, stop murdering everyone!”

Kelsier: And it’s like—do I tell YOU not to do what YOU’RE good at?

Kelsier: I’m good at three things! Survival. Starting cults. And murder.

Moash: …

Moash: I think I love you.

#cosmerelists #mistborn #stormlight archive #Dalinar #Elend #Shallan #Vin #Straff #Sadeas #Breeze #Sebarial #Sazed #Sigzil #Spook #Lift #Marsh #Navani #TenSoon #Kaladin #Zane #Szeth #Keslier #Moash

[cikebabbler]

Breeze: emotional allomancy is at its most powerful when it is subtle

Vin: oh yeah? watch this *wipes off all of straff venture's emotions, depriving him even of his ability to feel fear of what she just did*

Breeze:

Vin:

Straff:

#duralumin rules #vin venture #breeze #mistborn era 1 #the well of ascension

[barlydoodles]

Vin and Breeze 

#mistborn #mistborn fanart #Mistborn Vin #mistborn breeze #cosmere #my art

[c-oldasice]

“I kind of lost track of time…”

“For two hours?”

“There were books involved.”

#books #cosmere #mistborn #the well of ascension #elend #elend venture #breeze

[its2-40pm]

So I’ve started reading Mistborn and the only two characters I’ve been able to clearly picture in my head are:

Camon

And Breeze

I will not take any criticism

(No spoilers pls)

#mistborn #mistborn era 1 #mistborn the final empire #mistborn well of ascension #Camon #breeze

[to-shards-you-say]

i promised myself id never be ride or die for a male author but when i see vin get criticised as a female character i really do just want to start biting people

#its never something sensible #the problem with mistborn era 1 is that there is only one of her actually. #every fucking day i think about the wob about female crew members in a mistborn do over #butch ​lesbian ham and breeze. please please please please pl

[sazed-s-faith-crisis]

(About Kell and dox)

Breeze: and they were roommates!

Vin: oh my God and they were roommates

#cosmere #mistborn #cfsbf #cosmemes #incorrect quotes #kelsier mistborn #kelsier #kelsier x dockson #Dockson mistborn #keldox #Kelldox #vin #vin venture #vin mistborn #breeze mistborn

[thestormlightnetwork]

i just finished part one of the well of ascension.

AMOGUS

TEHY'RE PLAYING AMOGUS

but like i am kinda interested... i consider a bit each option, but i think my money is on Ham, that joke about Breeze's sexual life when Vin Had said that he actually loves himself too much to be interested in romance? that is great foreshadowing and i think since the RoW Incident* i've been more careful to notice things like that.

*RoW Incident: in the beginning of RoW, when Navani had first mentioned music theory i was like “this is so boring when is this gonna ever affect the story??” and then it affected the story.

#mistborn #the well of ascension #august reads mistborn #rhythm of war #vin #breeze #ham

[knightsgaydiant]

look if Michael Kramer is using that kind of gay voice that he does for a character, I’m sorry I’m going to be attracted to that character, idk what you want from me

#torol sadeas #breeze mistborn #probably others but I can’t think of them rn

[the-guild-codex-and-other-things]

Mistborn Era 1 Incorrect Quotes Generator

Elend, Kelsier & Ham: *screaming* Vin: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Ham?! Elend: Wait, why are you asking Ham that when Kelsier and I are also here? Vin: Because Ham wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance. _____ Breeze: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect. _____

Elend: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier. Elend: Violently studies. Breeze: Violently sleeps. Ham: Violently practices. Dockson: Violently shoots pictures. Vin: Violently boxes. Kelsier: Violently murders people. Ham: Violently worries about the previous statement. _____ Vin: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating. _____ Vin: I feel like I can be myself around you. Elend: You’re weird and quiet around me. Vin: Yes. _____ Dockson: *sees someone doing something stupid* Dockson: What an idiot. Dockson: *realizes it's Kelsier* Dockson: Wait, that's MY idiot!

#Mistborn #Mistborn Era One #Mistborn Era 1 #Incorrect Quotes #Sources Unknown #Vin #Kelsier #Elend Venture #Ham #Hammond #Breeze #Dockson #Dox #Whatever you do #don't consider the timeline here

[cosmerelists]

Kelsier: "Be Prepared!"

[Spoilers for Mistborn 1!]

The following should be sung to the tune of "Be Prepared" from the Lion King. The scene: the safehouse in Luthadel as Kelsier unveils the big plan for the first time. "Why are you giving Kelsier a villain song?" you ask. Well, let's not read too much into it...

[Previous song parodies: Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better, Radiant, Somebody That I Used To Know, Total Eclipse of the Heart, Surface Pressure, Can't Wait to Kill the King]

Kelsier:

You all think the Lord Ruler's immortal

That his empire can never fall

But I know of a power primordial

A new metal that might save us all

I know you have low expectations

And think this can never be done

But try having high aspirations!

I think our crew's second to none.

It's clear from your doubtful expressions

You think that I'm just putting on airs

But we're good at heists and deceptions

Even HE can be caught unawares

So prepare for the chance of a lifetime

Be prepared for the world's greatest plot

A shining new era

Is tiptoeing nearer

Vin:

And where do I feature?

Kelsier:

Just listen to me, here!

I know it sounds crazy

And the plan's still quite hazy

But we must strike while the iron is hot!

An injustice that's finally repaired

Be prepared!

Yeden:

Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared all right.

...For what?

Kelsier:

For the death of the Lord Ruler!

Breeze (sarcastically):

Why, is he sick?

Kelsier:

No, friend. We're gonna kill him.

Overthrow his government too.

Clubs (sarcastically):

Great idea--kill an immortal god.

We can't! Do that! La-la-la-la-la-la

Kelsier:

Listen up--I have a plan

Vin:

But you said--

Kelsier:

We'll make a plan!

Stick with me and the skaa will never be oppressed again!

Yeden (nervously)

Yeah, all right, long live the plan!

Whole crew, minus Clubs, somewhat doubtfully:

Long live the plan!

Long live the plan!

Whole crew:

It's great that we'll soon have constructed

A plan that can take down a god

Kelsier:

Of course, some paths may be obstructed

When our goals are so lofty and broad.

The future is full of surprises

And though we can't see 'round the bend,

The point that I must emphasis is

We skaa will be kings in the end!

So prepare for the coup of the century

Be prepared for the cleverest scam

Meticulous planning

Tenacity spanning

Decades of oppression,

Abuse, and repression--

We must overthrow them

The nobles--we'll show 'em

Their ways and their power's a sham!

Yes, our hopes and our metals are flared

Be prepared!

Yes, our hopes and our metals are flared

Be prepared!

#cosmere #cosmerelists #Kelsier #Mistborn #Vin #Clubs #Breeze #Yeden