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[cosmerelists]

Cosmere Characters Do Their Taxes

It was just Tax Day in the US! Let's say that Cosmere characters had to pay taxes. How would that go for them?

Sigzil: Knows the tax code inside and out. Saves his receipts. Is basically the IRS's dream guy.

Hoid: Does not pay taxes. This is canon.

Kelsier: Does not pay taxes. This feels canon.

Marasi: Always pays her taxes.

Vivenna: Always pays her taxes.

Denth: Sure talks a lot about how complicated mercenary taxes are but if you listen carefully, he never actually says he did them...

Nale: Rigorously follows the tax code of whatever country he is in.

Wyndle: Claims Lift as a dependent. Reports all illegally acquired income at fair market value, as the tax code requires.

Lightsong: Does not pay taxes because he's, like, a god. But it's always bothered him, somewhere in the back of his mind, for some reason...

Adolin: Cheerfully hires someone else to do his taxes, at least so long as he's single.

Shallan: Does her own taxes, Sebarial's taxes, and Adolin's taxes post-marriage.

Steris & Wax: Do their taxes together. Romantically.

Wayne: Gives so much money to charity that he never owes any taxes. Orders his accountants to find a way for him to pay taxes anyway.

Straff: Does not pay taxes in the way rich people don't pay taxes--through, like, legal loopholes and off-shore accounts and shit

Elend: Rewrites the tax code to pay more taxes.

Lirin: Committed tax fraud. But only once.

Taravangian: Is not allowed to file his taxes when he is too stupid--because he cries about how confusing it is--or when he's too smart--because he's too good at finding all of the super obvious tax loopholes and anyway he's obviously way better than the government at knowing how to spend his own money!

Painter: Got in trouble once for not filing taxes because he knew he didn't make enough to owe any taxes. Seemed kinda stupid to him.

Moash: Makes an ethical argument against taxes, since the tax laws are written to benefit the rich and screw over the poor and he has no control over what the government uses his taxes for.

Kaladin: Is torn between paying his taxes like Dalinar ordered or not paying his taxes since he promised Moash he wouldn't until he finally files his taxes at, like, midnight on tax day

It's a whole thing.

#cosmere #cosmerelists #Sigzil #Hoid #Kelsier #Marasi #Vivenna #Denth #nale #Wyndle #Lightsong #Adolin #Shallan #Steris #Wax #Wayne #Straff #Elend #Lirin #Taravangian #Painter #Moash #Kaladin

[jemmayoung]

Old and new! I drew this original piece back in 2017 and I decided it was time to update it~! Here is the new version of Dance of the Mistborn, which features Vin and Elend from Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn series. I had a lot of fun working on this, and was brave and gave Elend some facial hair. XD

This is probably my most requested art print, but because it was originally drawn traditionally on speckly paper, I couldn't print it larger than 8x10 inches. So I wanted to do an updated version so it could be printed at a much larger size. (And my art was better. Haha!)

This piece is now available as a print over on my store! Use the code HOLIDAY2023 to bet 15% off your order!

#mistborn #vin #elend #brandon sanderson #cosmere #dance #scadrial #fantasy art #redraw #my art

[strangerlittlethings]

Vin and Elend in well of ascension are so funny to me because she's like: nooo I'm a monster, elend finds me REPULSIVE. While he's just thinking: how can a living legend love a weak ass man like me

#i love these idiots #vin #mistborn #elend #the well of ascension #brando sando #brandon sanderson #the final empire

[c-oldasice]

“I kind of lost track of time…”

“For two hours?”

“There were books involved.”

#books #cosmere #mistborn #the well of ascension #elend #elend venture #breeze

[pekgna]

I need more women for mistborn 1 femslash february. step up idiots

#zane #elend #the only way i'll find them interesting

[cosmiciaria]

Second in this art noveau experiment. I wanted to see if I could deal with the cape.

#vin #mistborn #cosmere #brandon sanderson #elend

[piano-hoarder]

I am WHEEZING

via Pinterest.com

#cosmere #the cosmere #brandon sanderson #cremposting #cosmemes #mistborn #elend #elend venture #elend mistborn

[yoyou333]

Elend is my favourite manic pixie dream girl

I’m not like the other boys Vin, I read books instead of dancing *tucks hair behind ear. You don’t know my book? No one knows my weird boy weird books, I’m so quirky *tucks hair again

#mistborn #elend #elend venture #Lord Elend Venture #the final empire

[dacyluna]

Mistborn Kittens

#cosmere #brandon sanderson #cosmere fanart #mistborn #mistborn fanart #vin #vin mistborn #vin venture #Kelsier #spook #elend #vin and elend #elend venture #lord ruler #marsh #sazed #tensoon #one of them is not a kitten

[booksarefkngold]

Pov: you check the #cosmere hashtag but you only read mistborn

#brandon sanderson #elend #mistborn #mistborn memes #scadrial #venture #vin #preservation #ruin #cosmere

[zephyscosmere]

Mistborn memesssss

Elend

#mistborn #brandon sanderson #cosmere #vin #mistborn secret history #kelsier #elend #mistborn memes

[aphroditesmoon]

just finished hero of ages, need to be decapitated rn

#hero of ages #mistborn era 1 #mistborn #vin venture #vin mistborn #elend #elend venture #kelsier

[c-oldasice]

“i’m sorry. I think I did something bad.”

“Oh? What is that?”

“I made you emperor.”

#cosmere #brandon sanderson #the well of ascension #vin #elend #elend venture #mistborn #THEY ARE SO CUTEEEEEE PLSSSSSSS #vin and elend #mistborn 1st era

[jordirapture]

- Following Nohadon Podcast Commission -

Hey everyone!

Last Winter, the guys from Following Nohadon Podcast contacted me to commission a huuuuuge Cosmere piece of art. More than 30 characters + easter eggs and so. It seemed like a very big challenge, but I accepted and here's the result! 🤗

I worked two months on this, I enjoyed and suffered the process equally, and I'm quite satisfied with what has been the biggest and most difficult artwork I've painted! I hope you like it, and I hope you can find all the easter eggs and recognize all the characters! 🥰

#cosmere #stormlight archive #kaladin #dalinar #shallan #adolin #mistborn #vin #kelsier #elend #elantris #warbreaker #brandon sanderson #podcast

[louwhose]

omg just realized that vin and elend are like THE cinderella story of scadrial

#just casually thinking of a cinderella au until I realized they are already the cinderella au but with more killing #cosmere #mistborn #the final empire #vin #elend #vin venture #elend venture #vin x elend #elend x vin #if they have a ship name I sure do wish I knew what it was

[mistbornbaby]

THEY’RE FINALLY DANCING!!!!!! SHABBY BOOK MAN AND VALETTE ARE FINALLY DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#hero of ages #elend #vin #FINALLY #the book was a very annoying/nice touch elend #I have lost this trilogy three separate times #(that’s just counting this trilogy not how many times I lost that dang first book) #and I have literally been waiting for this moment for YEARS