#Sigzil

[madxmellon]

Take my crem

#cremposting #the stormlight archive #stormlight #stormlight archive #wit #hoid #cosmere hoid #sigzil #kaladin stormblessed #kaladin #adolin kholin #adolin #crem #cosmeme

[cosmerelists]

Cosmere Characters: Would They Be Good at Pulling Pranks?

Yesterday was April 1, aka April Fools Day, a holiday that encourages people to pull pranks. So that got me wondering: if such a holiday existed in the Cosmere, would various Cosmere characters be good at this whole "pranking" thing?

1. Syl: Yes, but only of one type

Syl is a prankster in canon: she likes to stick things together! Your shoes to your floor, your hand to your spear, your butt to your chair...so yes, she is great at pranks. I bet if April Fool's Day existed in the Cosmere, she would be an absolute menace.

2. Lopen: Depends on who you ask...

I think Lopen's pranks would be like his jokes: not intended to be mean, but actually kinda mean. In Dawnshard, Lopen came to learn that his jokes were not universally fun and beloved, and I feel like his journey with pranks would necessarily be similar. He'd love pulling them, though!

3. Wayne: Yes, and everyone has fun

Sanderson once said that the difference between Lopen & Wayne is that Wayne can read the room. So I think Wayne would not only like pranks, but would also be more aware of their effect. Like...if Lopen is tying your shoelaces together when you're late for work, Wayne is putting googly eyes (which he invented) on all of your family photos while you're out.

4. Sarene: Yes (mostly against Iadon)

Sarene, Miss Malicious-compliance-and-weaponizer-of-other-people's-misogyny, would love an excuse to "accidentally" prank Iadon. She'd either do really obvious pranks and blame them on feminine confusion ("Oh dear I just wanted to clean but I guess washing your portrait ruined it??") or do really sneaky pranks that no one could trace back to her (cut to Sarene secretly weakening the seams on all of Iadon's clothing so that a good sneeze will make them all fall off).

5. Kaladin: Not anymore

We know that in canon Kaladin pulled pranks as a kid--he told Tien to save a lurg to dump in their dad's bath later. But I feel like nowadays, Kaladin is too gloomy and glowering to pull pranks. He might just enjoy Syl's sometimes though...

6. Steris: Maybe they're just not the most creative...

I think that if a Pranking Holiday existed, Steris would study up and do a textbook prank. Like, she's replacing Wax's sugar bowl with salt, and then he drinks a sip of salty coffee, and then she says, "Ah ha! You have been Pranked per the Social Conventions of today's Holiday!" And Wax would be genuinely delighted.

7. Dalinar: No--not at any point in his life

Blackthorn Dalinar would think a prank is "stabbing a guy in the leg and laughing." Modern-day Dalinar would be puzzled that anyone actually does pranks--aren't they, you know, kinda beneath you? The Codes would DEFINITELY not allow them.

8. Sigzil: No, too much paperwork

The Prank Authorization Form is 7 pages and takes 5 weeks for review and approval. Who has that kind of time???

9. Lift: Yes, absolutely

I can see Lift positioning buckets of water over, like, Dalinar's door or slicking the floor right as that merchant she saw yelling at kids walks by. Now--imagine Lift & Syl going on a prank spree together. You're welcome.

10. Hoid: Nobody knows

Hoid put paperclips in the pockets of every single one of Elhokar's outfits. He put edible glitter into Rock's stew, turning it into Glitter Stew. He found one of Kaladin's buttons on the ground and straight-up ate it while making direct eye contact.

But...were any of those things pranks? Were they plots? Were they just Hoid being Wit?

Nobody knows.

#cosmere #cosmerelists #Syl #Lopen #Wayne #Sarene #Hoid #Kaladin #Lift #Sigzil #Dalinar #Steris

[mr-puas]

#sketch #digital art #character art #cartoon #digital drawing #art #stormlight archive #digital sketch #digital illustration #stormlight fanart #hoid #wit #hoid cosmere #dalinar kholin #lift stormlight #venli #elhokar kholin #sigzil #cosmere

[enauxart]

You lift my spirit, take me higher, make me fly 🌪️

Day 10 / Outfit (my favorite on Sig 💕)

This was a lot of fun and kinda really means a lot to me!

#german artist #digital art #art #brandon sanderson #cosmere #cosmere art #book art #stormlight archive #cosmere inktober #Sigzil

[wyndlerunner]

“They called themselves the Alethi, but we knew them as the Tagarut. The breakers, it means. Those who leave only death.”

I expected this to be about the void bringers when Nomad starts his story. It’s actually so refreshing to see non-Alethi Rosharan POVs

#the sunlit man #the sunlit man spoilers #ssp4 #ssp4 spoilers #cosmere #the stormlight archive #stormlight archive #brandon sanderson #nomad #sigzil #alethi

[strikerez]

How it feels getting to this point of The Sunlit Man

#cosmere #brandon sanderson #stormlight archive #stormlight #the sunlit man #secret project 4 #sigzil #Zellion #zellionsweep #SP4 #SP4 spoilers

[thekinglemingle]

Finally getting to unmute the Sunlit Man discourse weeks after everyone else finished it, be like

#sunlit man #secret project four #spp4 #crempost #cremposting #brandon sanderson #sigzil #stormlight archive #zellionsweep

[syl-stormblessed]

the real zellion really was the friends we made along the way

#HELP I’M CRYING I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT #anyways. #that was so funny i canNOT believe brandon did that #vin speaks #zellionsweep #zellion #ssp4 #ssp4 spoilers #the sunlit man #the stormlight archive #cosmere #brandon sanderson #sigzil

[onlycosmere]

I choose to interpret this as Sigzil being rewarded with a beach episode

#the sunlit man #ssp4 #cfsbf #reactions #root #arts arcanum #sigzil

[power-of-fluffy-boys]

Sigzil: Kaladin? Is that you my good friend Kaladin? Who lived on a planet no where near here centuries ago? It is conceivable to me both that you're still alive and that you're here.

Me: Here's how Vessel of Honor!Kaladin can still win

#cosmere #ssp4 spoilers #sigzil #kaladin stormblessed #stormlight archive #sunlit man

[onaslansside]

WHAT

WHAT WHAT

Sigzil, how do you know that. Did Wit tell you that. Are you taking your master's name as he took his master's before?

I'm not sure how this fits with our competing crack theories that Wit is a clone or a kandra but it's sure SOMETHING.

#Zellionsweep #Sigzil #Wit #Hoid #ssp4 spoilers #The Sunlit Man #Brandon Sanderson #Cosmere #Stormlight Archive

[madxmellon]

Sigzil with some stormlight

ID: We see Sigzil turned slightly away from the viewer, his eyes looking back over his shoulder. His skin is a dark brown, but it reflects a blueish green light. His forehead is marked with tattoos, and he has a bit of short stubble on his chin. His hair is short in locks, with a few pieces falling over his forehead. Stormlight curls around his shoulder, a few strands passing near his face. 

#my art #image description #image described #sigzil #sigzil fanart #the stormlight archive #stormlight #stormlight archive #the stormlight archive fanart #stormlight fanart #stormlight archive fanart #cosmere #cosmere fanart #arts arcanum #windrunner #knight radiant #Stormlight Archives #the stormlight archives #bridge four

[cosmerelists]

Cosmere Characters Do Their Taxes

It was just Tax Day in the US! Let's say that Cosmere characters had to pay taxes. How would that go for them?

Sigzil: Knows the tax code inside and out. Saves his receipts. Is basically the IRS's dream guy.

Hoid: Does not pay taxes. This is canon.

Kelsier: Does not pay taxes. This feels canon.

Marasi: Always pays her taxes.

Vivenna: Always pays her taxes.

Denth: Sure talks a lot about how complicated mercenary taxes are but if you listen carefully, he never actually says he did them...

Nale: Rigorously follows the tax code of whatever country he is in.

Wyndle: Claims Lift as a dependent. Reports all illegally acquired income at fair market value, as the tax code requires.

Lightsong: Does not pay taxes because he's, like, a god. But it's always bothered him, somewhere in the back of his mind, for some reason...

Adolin: Cheerfully hires someone else to do his taxes, at least so long as he's single.

Shallan: Does her own taxes, Sebarial's taxes, and Adolin's taxes post-marriage.

Steris & Wax: Do their taxes together. Romantically.

Wayne: Gives so much money to charity that he never owes any taxes. Orders his accountants to find a way for him to pay taxes anyway.

Straff: Does not pay taxes in the way rich people don't pay taxes--through, like, legal loopholes and off-shore accounts and shit

Elend: Rewrites the tax code to pay more taxes.

Lirin: Committed tax fraud. But only once.

Taravangian: Is not allowed to file his taxes when he is too stupid--because he cries about how confusing it is--or when he's too smart--because he's too good at finding all of the super obvious tax loopholes and anyway he's obviously way better than the government at knowing how to spend his own money!

Painter: Got in trouble once for not filing taxes because he knew he didn't make enough to owe any taxes. Seemed kinda stupid to him.

Moash: Makes an ethical argument against taxes, since the tax laws are written to benefit the rich and screw over the poor and he has no control over what the government uses his taxes for.

Kaladin: Is torn between paying his taxes like Dalinar ordered or not paying his taxes since he promised Moash he wouldn't until he finally files his taxes at, like, midnight on tax day

It's a whole thing.

#cosmere #cosmerelists #Sigzil #Hoid #Kelsier #Marasi #Vivenna #Denth #nale #Wyndle #Lightsong #Adolin #Shallan #Steris #Wax #Wayne #Straff #Elend #Lirin #Taravangian #Painter #Moash #Kaladin

[highly-invested]

The relationship between a captain and his quartermaster is actually something that can be so personal...

#sigzil #kaladin stormblessed #stormlight archive #kalsig #is that a thing? I'm making it a thing

[headcanonsandmore]

#stormlight archive #the stormlight archive #cosmere #kaladin #kaladin stormblessed #dalinar kholin #shallan davar #adolin kholin #navani kholin #teft #sigzil #rock #rlain #bridge four #lift #venli #polls

[jazzapples3]

Anyone else sad that sigzil had to save over azish to learn the canticle language?

#one piece of home lost #ssp4 #ssp4 spoilers #the sunlit man #cosmere #sigzil