#boys are so 👺👹😡

[theoldtaylors]

these boys got me giggling and kicking my feet in the air 😡😡😡💕

#boys are so 👺👹😡 #but i 💕💗💞💓💖💘 them #its so annoyin #txt

[poopyballz28]

Some Baki characters on Facebook (💀)

Had this stupid idea, enjoy

Baki is pretty average. He just posts pictures with Kozue and stuff. Nothing particularly notable besides the death threats on every one of his posts 😭

Kozue's is really sweet, its a lot of pictures of her and her friends or Baki with cute little filters over them. There's a lot of date photos of her and Baki and they are so adorable.

Spec only types in ALL CAPS and makes these very aggressive statuses toward everyone especially toward the official Hanayama group fb page it's hilarious

"THESE DAMN GEN ZS ARE RUINING MY LIFE 😡😡😡👹👺🤗🤬🤬"

"HANAYAMA MORE LIKE HANDICAPPED 😂😂🤣🤣👹👺🤬 LOVE SPEC ❤️"

He one hundred percent has posted this

Kaoru has a fucking flip phone he does NOT have Facebook. Kizaki runs the Hanayama group fb page

I imagine Yuujirou posts the dumbest shit. Like he'll upload a status saying "about to go fuck up some kids" then like an hour later he posts a picture of him all bloodied up in a car with sunglasses on, smiling at the camera with the caption "i beat the shit out of those losers" He also cannot stop threatening people and challenging to fight them. I imagine his account has been banned like 3 times but he "befriended" the Facebook admins and now he is literally invincible irl and online

Doppo's fb would be hilariousss. He'd post pictures of him just going through daily life. There'd be a picture he took of him and Natsue on a date at a fancy restaurant with the caption "With bae 🤞❤️"  (yes he knows hip lingo and uses emojis) There would be a picture of Katou, Suedou, and Katsumi chilling on a bench looking at their phones with Doppo in the frame with the caption "Hanging out with my boys 🔥"

There'd be a picture of Katsumi awkwardly standing next to a grill with a spatula and a pink apron on and the caption would be "Autism be damned my boy can work a grill 🙏"

Retsu's whole page only consists of Shinshinkai advertisements, pictures of the sky and scenery he took, and weird daily wisdom reposts

Katou is just there for the meme. He usually uses twitter or Instagram or something but he has some friends on fb so he has it. He usually just comments dumb assoholic shit on peoples posts and eggs on old people because he is the worst.

Katsumi has a lot of pictures of him and his students or friends BUT SO MANY THIRST TRAPS LIKE...we get it your boobs and muscles are big we understand. and like what if your dad sees that dumbass. I imagine he'd be mortified. And when I mean mortified I mean he'd immediately laugh then make fun of you forever. Anyways there'd probably also be like some random fucking picture of him kicking a dummy looking cool with some dookie ass caption "Train hard and achieve. 💪"

Katou in the comments of one of Katsumi's weird thirst trap posts like "bruh 💀"

#baki the grappler #baki dou #baki headcanons #baki son of ogre #baki hanma #anime #anime memes #katou kiyosumi #kozue matsumoto #retsu kaioh #hanayama kaoru #doppo orochi #manga #spec baki

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[variangetsrawed]

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#the onceler

[just-some-random-blogger]

meow meow, good evening or morning. it must be 22:12 in your timezone though. 'cos i didnt watch it' no way you haven't watched hotd sis.... 'i tried watching doctor who with my mom' omg i see i see. i tried to watch it YEARS ago when my english was even worse than now and it was quiet an expirience... 'so i just didnt watch it' so you know what you need to do yeah ;;) 'are you faulting him for that ?' nooooo?? why'd you think that of me TT i was merely pointing the detail that broke my heart TT where is an accusation?? where do you see it?? if i mock a person, i say it straightforward. '😡😡😡👿👿👿🤬🤬🤬👹👹👹👺👺👺 here you go' thanks. that's me when you say i'm faulting this pretty boy with glossy eyes. 'im shocked you send me a lot of asks' does it bother you? 'praying for myslef' praying for you, catmom 'i meant im good at math (cos i am) but as a bad person at math ??' *suspicious emojis pls ty* understand. my math teacher sent me to take a part in a math competition and i was like ??? girl i'm a linguist ?? tha fact this word have 1 similar letter with 'math' doesn't mean anything ?? so yeah. relate. 'i have starrted writing the witch prompt' OMGOMG are you kidding ofc i'll read it!!!!! i'm excited!! you know i can wait for a lifetime (FHDHDKSO YES) for your works!! take your time, enjoy the process, eat the rich!! giving you good luck through a forehead kiss<з 'A THOUSAND CHICKS' srry i had 2 options in mind and forgot to edit it. 'dude cant understand english' maybe you need to repeat it in high valyrian hsksha no but i think he wouldn't be bothered by a scandal? more like his brother being upset? but i see viserys and reader being these 2 elder siblings or the mom friends that are 'oh this prick made it again' 'yea he did' 'great' 'go calm him down' 'why me?' 'you're his wife' a VERY heavy sigh 'I WANT TO MAKE IT ANGSTY SO BAD' girl you're kidding.... no but i just recalled what i've been thinking of. NO. a better thought. daemon takes reader to the Red Keep again, not for the first time. they're in the hall (idk it's name but where the feast was). reader's going through the doors and it hits daemon so much. like he has a big flashback from the day they were betrothed/get married and he instantly gets on one knee saying 'marry me, for real'. probably viserys and aemma, maybe someone else who was in the room are stunned. including reader who doesn't understand what's going on. maybe she's already told him about this magic thing, maybe he's had some memories recalled due but yes. just a thought that popped out in my head. for some reason i also think he'd be offended if reader called him anything else but 'husband' in high valyrian. also about that thought with aemond collecting historical myths and rumors, little number of facts. i see him observing the relationship between his professor and daemon closely, although he's hurt to see it. he just look at them trying to assure himself 'no way these are truth' but also somewhat liking feeling this way? not exactly in a masochistic way but he likes babying his pain? hard to explain. just the need to express his feelings in a harmless way and to pity himself. whale aegon just walks away in such a situation. bc "do you love me?" issues. i have a feeling that you'd disagree on this. it's ok. it's just a lot of thoughts that just exist in my head. while i have these, i also can imagine aemond freaking out and going feral when daemon visits the museum for the 10th time a week. thanks for reading this!! love you!! wait for anything you have for us!! take care <з

MING MING

LOOK AT THIS AETHLETIC KITTY!!!!

meow meow, good evening or morning. it must be 22:12 in your timezone though.

idk i went to sleep before 10 so lol HAHAAHAH

'cos i didnt watch it' no way you haven't watched hotd sis....

GIRL I MEANT GAME OF THRONES 😡😡😡😡

'i tried watching doctor who with my mom' omg i see i see. i tried to watch it YEARS ago when my english was even worse than now and it was quiet an expirience...

HAHAHHHHAHAHHAAH subtitles man, we both need subtitles, God bless subtitles

'so i just didnt watch it' so you know what you need to do yeah ;;)

i- what? HAHAHA ??? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

'are you faulting him for that ?' nooooo?? why'd you think that of me TT i was merely pointing the detail that broke my heart TT where is an accusation?? where do you see it?? if i mock a person, i say it straightforward.

'😡😡😡👿👿👿🤬🤬🤬👹👹👹👺👺👺 here you go' thanks. that's me when you say i'm faulting this pretty boy with glossy eyes.

HAHHAHAAHHAHAH

'im shocked you send me a lot of asks' does it bother you?

no 🤨🤬 are we gonna go through this again? you're not a bother

'praying for myslef' praying for you, catmom

'i meant im good at math (cos i am) but as a bad person at math ??' *suspicious emojis pls ty*

HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA OK 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨😕😕😕😕🧐🧐🧐🧐🙄🙄🙄🙄😪😪😪🤥🤥🤥🤥 HAAHAHAH idk if the others as sus but i added them anyway AHHHAHAHAHA

understand. my math teacher sent me to take a part in a math competition and i was like ??? girl i'm a linguist ?? tha fact this word have 1 similar letter with 'math' doesn't mean anything ?? so yeah. relate.

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH IT HAS 1 SIMILAR LETTER WITH MATHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH DYING. that just means ur teacher knows ur smart <3

'i have starrted writing the witch prompt' OMGOMG are you kidding ofc i'll read it!!!!! i'm excited!!

you know i can wait for a lifetime (FHDHDKSO YES) for your works!! take your time, enjoy the process, eat the rich!! giving you good luck through a forehead kiss<з

T_T 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 for a second there i thought you were talkin about the modern!daemon au (cos wait for a lifetime AHAHHAHA) and i was about to say im excited to write that too but i have not started. but i am so honored you would say this T_T thank you lovie <3 <3 <3 AND EAT THE RICH???? HAHAHHAHAH SO TRUE BUT SO OFF TANGENT????? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

'A THOUSAND CHICKS' srry i had 2 options in mind and forgot to edit it.

HAHHAHA NO it was just so funny HAHHHAH

'dude cant understand english' maybe you need to repeat it in high valyrian hsksha no but i think he wouldn't be bothered by a scandal? more like his brother being upset?

so true so real dude could literally not give less of a shit. there could be an untrue viscous rumour about him going around and he's make it real for shits and giggles T_T a menace T_T no wonder why his brother's hair whiteHAHHHAH

but i see viserys and reader being these 2 elder siblings or the mom friends that are 'oh this prick made it again' 'yea he did' 'great' 'go calm him down' 'why me?' 'you're his wife' a VERY heavy sigh

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 NAUR THATS

'I WANT TO MAKE IT ANGSTY SO BAD' girl you're kidding....

no i want to kill them HAHAHH 😈😈😈😈 either literally of emotionally im not sure yet

no but i just recalled what i've been thinking of. NO. a better thought. daemon takes reader to the Red Keep again, not for the first time. they're in the hall (idk it's name but where the feast was). reader's going through the doors and it hits daemon so much.

BAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBEEEEE YOU JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL IM KIND OF ANNOYED THAT YOU THINK JUST LIKE ME BECAUSE I WAS PLANNING TO DO SMTH LIKE THIS AND IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE BUT YOU THOUGHT OF IT yeah i could just pretend that you didnt just say almost the exact idea in my head BUT COME ON THATS CRAZY OUR BRAINS SO IN SYNC!!!?!?!??!!?

like he has a big flashback from the day they were betrothed/get married and he instantly gets on one knee saying 'marry me, for real'.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he's such a simp for that and i love it T_T i love it so much

probably viserys and aemma, maybe someone else who was in the room are stunned. including reader who doesn't understand what's going on. maybe she's already told him about this magic thing, maybe he's had some memories recalled due but yes. just a thought that popped out in my head.

T_T NAUR THIS IS SO JUICY I LOVE IT THE DRAMA THE EVERYTHING DO YOU WANT A SPOILER the more people in daemon's life become ok with him and yn, the more people in yn's life become less ok (as in im going to add a past lover A PAST LOVER WINK WINK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHHAAHHA) shhhhh i will not clarify i didnt say that

for some reason i also think he'd be offended if reader called him anything else but 'husband' in high valyrian.

[scoffs] simp

also about that thought with aemond collecting historical myths and rumors, little number of facts. i see him observing the relationship between his professor and daemon closely, although he's hurt to see it. he just look at them trying to assure himself 'no way these are truth' but also somewhat liking feeling this way? not exactly in a masochistic way but he likes babying his pain? hard to explain. just the need to express his feelings in a harmless way and to pity himself.

no i agree aemond would 100% do his darndness to make sense of it all. i have to say i disagree with this one a bit (and not at all aegons) i think aemond may want to feel the pain as a reminder of the fact he is not yn's beloved, i dont think he likes it T_T he may want to keep feeling it as a reminder but at his core he's just sad T_T

whale aegon just walks away in such a situation. bc "do you love me?" issues. i have a feeling that you'd disagree on this. it's ok. it's just a lot of thoughts that just exist in my head.

T_T AWWWW WAIT UR SO RIGHT T_T THATS SO SAD AEGON AEGON PLS LOOK AT ME I LOVE YOU

while i have these, i also can imagine aemond freaking out and going feral when daemon visits the museum for the 10th time a week.

aemond be like "why are you in my house T_T' daemon be like '??? this is an office? in a museum ?? funded by the government ??? which basically means me ??'

thanks for reading this!! love you!! wait for anything you have for us!! take care <з

im luv u thank you for sending me the messages to begin with <3 <3

xxx

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[karometeenk]

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noooo i can't believe i'm a day late with answering this ! i'm still gonna send this to my 15 sluttiest insurrectionists because if i had to see this so do they

[hellsfanatic]

WHEN 😂 I 😩😎 STEPPED 🚶🏾 OUT into 🔍 the ⛓ bright sunlight from the 😱 darkness of 🕯 the 🏿 movie house, 🏠 I had ⚡💦 only 👏💦 two things on 💦 my 👨😤 mind: 🤔 Paul 🙅🙅 Newman and a 🍇 ride home. 🏡 I 💯💯 was 🅰 wishing 👇 I 👈👁 looked 👁 like Paul 🤡 Newman--- he looks 👀👀 tough 😍😤 and 🙏💦 I don't--- but I 👁 guess 😦 my 📖 own looks 👉👏 aren't so 💯 bad. I 👉😋 have 🔒 light-brown, 💡🕯 almost-red 💯 hair 💈 and 🚟 greenish-gray eyes. 👁👀 I wish they were more gray, 🐺🐺 because 😏 I 👁⌨ hate 😡 most guys 😑 that have 😰 green 💚 eyes, 😶 but 💁 I have 🍆👩 to ➡ be 🏻 content ☺💯 with what 😅 I 👁 have. 🅱 My 👨 hair 💈 is longer 🍆😒 than a 🎀👓 lot of 🐙🔥 boys 👦 wear 👗 theirs, squared off 😡💦 in back and 👏👏 long 🍆 at 👨 the 🗺🔊 front 🔝 and sides, but 🍑 I 😎🕵 am 🤷 a 💯👌 greaser and 👏 most ☺➕ of 📀 my neighborhood rarely bothers to 💸 get a 🅰 haircut. Besides, I 👀🌈 look 👀👁 better with long hair. I 👁 had 🍆💦 a 👌👌 long 🕗🕛 walk 🚶 home 🏠👦 and no 😩 company, but 🏼😜 I ♂🙈 usually lone it ➡👺 anyway, for 👏 no reason 🏻♀ except 😮😮 that I like 😻 to 👏 watch movies 🎭 undisturbed so 💯💯 I 😋 can ❗ get into 💦📥 them and 👏 live 😇 them with 🏽😫 the 👏👥 actors. When 👻 I 👁 see a 👌💋 movie 🎥 with 👏 someone 👥 it's 💨 kind ❗🙁 of 💦 uncomfortable, 😨 like 😤 having 😸🍽 someone 🙇 read 📖 your ➡👉 book 🕶 over your 🏻 shoulder. I'm 👨👆 different 👉 that 🙎 way. ↕😲 I 💕 mean, 😏😏 my second- oldest brother, 👬 Soda, who 😂 is 😩 sixteen-going-on-seventeen, never 🏼♀ cracks a book 📖 at all, 🌝 and my 👦👨 oldest brother, 😤😤 Darrel, who ♂😂 we call 😒😒 Darry, works 👩 too 🤡 long 🕗 and hard 🍆🍆 to 🖇 be interested 💦 in 💗👏 a story 😂📚 or drawing a 🏿💰 picture, 📷 so I'm not 🙅 like 😄 them. ❄ And ➕👏 nobody 🤐 in 👉😏 our 🔥 gang digs movies 🎥 and 🍀 books the 👏👏 way I 🙋 do. 💯 For a while there, 🤣👨 I 💧 thought I was the only 💯 person in 👏 the ✊ world that did. 💁🙀 So I 👁👀 loned it. 👏💯 Soda tries 😤😤 to 💦👪 understand, at 😎 least, 😴 which 👏 is more ➕ than Darry does. 😻🏋 But 😤 then, 😒 Soda is 🏻 different ↔ from 😲😂 anybody; 🏻 he 👺🚹 understands everything, almost. Like he's 🏋 never 🙅 hollering at 👨🍆 me 💦😭 all 👦💂 the 👏🍃 time the way ☑😲 Darry is, 🚟 or 💁 treating me 👩😘 as 👍 if 🤷 I 👈 was 💦 six instead 🤷👍 of 👨😤 fourteen. 🔞 I 🚫 love 😍 Soda more ➕ than I've ever 🙅 loved 😍 anyone, 👦👴 even 🆗 Mom and 👏👏 Dad. 🏽👴 He's always ⏳🕔 happy-go-lucky 🤗 and ✊ grinning, while 🏻♀ Darry's hard 🍆 and 🌬🍆 firm and ☺🏽 rarely grins at 😂🍆 all. 💯🌎 But then, 😠 Darry's gone through 😩 a 👌 lot ‼ in 🕶😏 his 💯 twenty 🎊🎊 years, ⏰⏱ grown up 👀 too 👌 fast. 💨 Sodapop'll never ⛔ grow 🆙 up 👆 at all. 💯😕 I don't 🚫🚫 know which 👏👏 way's the 🏆 best. 🏼😘 I'll 👅 find 🔍 out 🏎 one of 💦 these days. 🏖⏰ Anyway, 😍😍 I went 🚗 on 😩 walking 🚶🚶 home, thinking ❓🤔 about 🤔 the movie, 😂😂 and 👏👏 then 😁 suddenly wishing 👇👇 I had some 👦 company. 🤵🏢 Greasers can't 💦 walk 🚶 alone too 💦😡 much or they'll get 👨👩 jumped, or 🚫 someone will come 💦💦 by 👌⚡ and 👏 scream 😱 "Greaser!" at 🕛🍆 them, 😬☠ which 👏❓ doesn't make ✋ you 💦♂ feel 💓 too 😡👎 hot, 🔥 if 👩👏 you 😡👉 know 📚🤔 what 🚫 I 🕵 mean. 👿 We 👶🏃 get 👏🍆 jumped by the ⚰😫 Socs. I'm not 🙅 sure 👍😊 how 🤔🤔 you spell 🔤🔤 it, 🍆💁 but 🍑 it's the 😈 abbreviation for 🎄 the 🏆 Socials, the 💦🏆 jet ✈ set, the 👦 West-side rich kids. 👦 It's like 🗣 the 👏 term "greaser," which ✌🙌 is 📃 used 🚟🎶 to 🌈✂ class 📚🤓 all 👌🍆 us 😍 boys 👮👮 on ♂ the 👏 East 👉👉 Side. ⏩ We're 👨👬 poorer than ♀ the 👏🤥 Socs and the ➡👧 middle 🖕🖕 class. I reckon we're 😱👨 wilder, too. Not like 😄🔥 the 👏 Socs, who jump 🏻 greasers and 👏🏞 wreck houses and 😩 throw beer 🍺🍺 blasts for kicks, and get editorials in 👏 the 🙀👏 paper 🤓🤓 for being 😑😑 a public disgrace one day and 👏 an ☺👹 asset to 💦 society the 💖👏 next. ⏩ Greasers are almost like hoods; we 👥 steal 👮 things and 👏♂ drive old 😓 souped-up cars and 🙅 hold up 😖💁 gas stations and 😏👦 have a

gang 👌 fight 😡 once 🏳 in a 💰🏿 while. I ⭐ don't 🚫 mean I 📺👀 do 👀 things like 😄 that. 👉 Darry would kill me if I got into 🅱 trouble 🆘 with 😍 the police. 👮🚓 Since Mom 🏼👩 and Dad were 👶👧 killed 😵😫 in an 🏻 auto 🤖 wreck, the 💰 three 🕛💁 of 💦 us get 😛 to 🐵 stay together 👨 only ☝☝ as 😥 long 📏 as 🕑 we behave. So 💯💯 Soda and 👏👏 I stay 🚀 out 🏍😬 of 💦💦 trouble as 💰 much ➕💘 as 🖇🍑 we 👦 can, 💸👍 and 🤜👏 we're careful 😨 not 🚫 to 🏽🍆 get 🉐 caught 🐾 when 🕙 we 👦 can't. I 😋👨 only 🕦👏 mean that 😟 most ➕🦊 greasers do 🙂🅱 things 🔱☄ like that, 🍆 just like 🦊👍 we 👉 wear our hair 💈💈 long 🕗😎 and 👏 dress in blue 👁 jeans and 👏 T-shirts, ❌ or leave our 👍👥 shirttails out and ➕🙅 wear leather jackets and 👏 tennis shoes or 💁 boots. I'm not saying that 😤 either Socs orgreasers are better; that's 🚟🚟 just 👏 the 👏😏 way 🤧 things 🕑 are. I ♂ could have 👏 waited to go to the 👏🏻 movies until ⏰ Darry or 🚋🕍 Sodapop got off 💰📴 work. They would have gone 😫 with 🅱 me, 💖🏿 or driven me there, 🗑 or ➕💰 walked along, 🔝🔚 although Soda just can't 💰 sit 💺 still 🚸 long 🍆 enough to 💦 enjoy a 💩👌 movie and they bore Darry to 💦💰 death. ☠ Darry thinks his life is enough 💦 without 🏻👏 inspecting other people's. 👫📣 Or ❌📉 I could 👈 have 😩 gotten one ♿ of 👏 the 👏 gang 💎💎 to come 🍆💦 along, 💁 one of the four 🎧 boys 💼👦 Darry and 😁💰 Soda and I 😍 have 💪 grown up with and consider 🤔🤔 family. 👨 We're 🏻👦 almost ▶💦 as close 😍🚫 as 💰💑 brothers; 👬 when 🕒⏰ you 👸 grow 😀😀 up in a ⚾ tight-knit neighborhood like 😄👍 ours you 😘👈 get 👏 to 💦💦 know 😍❓ each 👏 other 👪 real well. If I 🏻🤔 had 💋🍆 thought 🤔 about it, 😩😝 I 😼🤣 could 🚫💖 have called ☁ Darry and ⚔💡 he 👱 would have come 💦 by on 🙇 his way ➡👟 home and 💃👏 picked me up, 🔺 or 🚻🚨 Two-Bit 💑💏 Mathews--- one ☝ of our 🚟 gang--- 💎 would 😏😍 have 👏 come 💧 to get 🉐💀 me 😐 in his 👏 car 🚘🚘 if 😤😂 I had 😭 asked 🤔 him, 😥 but sometimes 🔜 I 👁👁 just don't 🚫🙈 use 👏 my 👨 head. 🦊 It drives my 👖 brother Darry nuts 🥜 when I 💕 do 💕 stuff 👀 like that, 👉😐 'cause 👱 I'm supposed 👏 to be 🤔🐝 smart; I make good 👌 grades and have 👏💴 a 👌👌 high ☝🙃 IQ and 🎅 everything, but 😜😳 I 🔨👁 don't 😡 use 👏 my 👨⚠ head. Besides, I 👀 like 😀 walking.

#lettuce speak

[aimixx]

👆This 🤞one 😈is 😶for 👀the👄 boys 👬with 🤳the 🌠booming 🚨system🎮 Top 🌝down, 👇AC 🔫with 🎭the 🥙cooler ✨system🤰 When 🧚he 💁‍♂️come😾 up 👆in 🤖the 👻club, 😐he 🥴be 😷blazin🤒' up🌠Got 👁stacks🙈 on 👫deck 😻like 🧑‍🦳he 👶savin' 💸up🤲 And 👺he 😾ill, 😷he 🤫real, 🤯he 😜might🧦 gotta 🙈deal💩He 👌pop🕵️‍♂️ bottles🤱 and 👨‍❤️‍👨🏃‍♂️he 🧣got 🦄the🙊 right 🦢kind🌶 of 😅build 🤥He 🥶cold🥶, he 🥱dope, 🙄he 🤥might 🤫 sell 😡Coke🥫 He 🤼‍♀️always🎱 in 🎲the 🏪air, 💵but⚙️ he 🧯never🇺🇸 fly💔 coach 🔏He 💝a 📮motherfuckin' 🦠trip, 🦠trip, 🦠sailor👨‍✈️ of 👁the 🦾ship, 🦾ship 🙌🏻When 🤞he 🤏make 😹it 😈drip, 🤑drip 🤡kiss 👾him 👹on 🤠the 👽lip, 👄lip 👅That’s🦻🏽 the 🗣kind 🎃of 🥰dude🙃 I ♎️was🙌🏻 lookin' 👁for 👁and 😋yes👍 you'll👌 get 🙀slapped 🤦‍♀️if 👩‍🦯you're🧥 lookin' 👩‍👦hoe 🚱I 🗣said, 🔅excuse ⚫️me 🇨🇰you're💞 a 🧸hell👩‍🦰 of 👣a 👀guy 🧔 I 💄mean 🖕my, 🖕my, 🖕my, 🖕my 🖕you're👉 like 🙌🏻pelican 🕊fly🐒 I 👨‍👦‍👦mean, 🙅‍♂️you're 😢so ☹️shy 🥳and 🤪I'm😀 loving 💓your🔌 tie 👔you’re 👀 like 😍slicker 🌧than 🌞the🐁 guy 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨with 👨‍🦯the 🧖thing🧜 on 🦷his 🙏eye👁, oh 🙀Yes I 😺did, 😧yes🤔 I 😣did, 😫somebody 🤢please 😩tell 👉him 🙅‍♂️who 🤔the 🦷eff 🙀I 👀is 🤪I 💓am 🐸Nicki 🐸Minaj, 🐸I 🧦mack ⛑them 🥀dudes💁‍♂️ up, 👥Back 👇coupes 🤘up, 👆and 🧑‍💼chuck 🩲the 🏩deuce🏰 up 🗿Boy 🎗you 🤾‍♂️got 🍪my 💞heartbeat❤️ runnin' 💕away 🦮Beating🐥 like 🧏‍♂️a 👯‍♀️drum 🛏and 🥪it's 🕊coming 🙊your 🙆‍♂️way 💀Can't 🐸you 🤪hear 👇that👉 Boom, 💕badoom💞, boom❣️, boom, 💞badoom, 💝boom, ❤️bass?💞

dances

#—letters to traveler #—signed; anonymous