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also i do feel like every conversation about the way taylor swift approaches relationships and writing about them needs to be had with, like, a land acknowledgement-style disclaimer beforehand that she is a child star freak of nature with military helicopter parents and some obvious neurodivergent qualities that make her, in literally every regard, Not Normal

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IF TAYLOR REALLY GOES TO THE MET GALA. LOOK AT THE THEME

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records set by the tortured poets department:

taylor's 14th billboard 200 no. 1, tying the record for the most-ever among solo artists, and second to the beatles overall

largest-ever streaming week for an an album

second largest total week for an album since streaming/units began to count

1.914m pure sales, marking the third-largest week since 1991 (modern era)

859,000 vinyl sales, setting a single-week record

only artist with seven different albums to sell at least 1 million copies in a single week

only artist to dominate the hot 100's entire top 10; only artist to do it twice

sixth-most hot 100 no. 1s in history (12); third-most among women

tied for most no. 1 hot 100 debuts among women

tied for most no. 1s in the 2020s

most hot 100 top 10 songs among women (59)

most-ever songs on the hot 100 in a single week by a woman (all of TTPD + cruel summer)

record-extending 29th no. 1 on the digital song sales chart

most-ever weekly streams for a song since the new formula was introduced

record-high eighth consecutive new album to spin off a no. 1 hit

first woman to surpass 50 career top 10 hits

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its giving.... when taylor asked her friends to go to the mall and then saw them all at the mall without her

alexa play the outside by taylor swift

#txt

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alexa play the outside by taylor swift

#overheard basically all the girls in my whole prom group talking about plans for before prom #and talking about a giant gc and everything #that im not in and they were super evasive when i asked what they were talking about #so i just feel like shit rn #is everyone pretending to be my friend do they all secretly hate me etc etc #which i always told myself that i was crazy and ofc they liked me #but now idek anymore #PLUS #i just asked my friend (again) if we were going to get ready together #and she basically said no even though we kind of already had plans #so #i am fully not having a good time rn

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#the bolter!!!

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i can’t believe she opens with talking about being a functioning alcoholic and that is like not even on the list of top 50 most insane things she says

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

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“chloe et al” is the only way chloe or sam or sophia or marcus should be referred to as from now on

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I really think she’s beginning to realize Track 6 Is The Insane Track and is leaning into it just like she did with Track 5’s and I am sooooo here for that

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“i was tame i was gentle til the circus life made me mean”

#guys i cant

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omg today i finally understood the manuscript the bolter AND clara bow. its a good day

#txt

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unfair swiftie advantage cuz they are all sharing the poll and voting for themselves

literally whogiveashit if they think they're the most annoying they can vote for themselves why do you care so much

#prevvvv

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i’m going to cry if this is fake

#WHAT

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my coworker asked me about ttpd today