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legendofzoodles · 10 months

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Wild: Ancient Sheikah researchers, can you lick the science?

Zelda (biologist): Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous. Sometimes, it licks you.

Paya (psychologist): Best not.

Purrah (computer scientist): Nothing else has make the code work, so you might as well try.

Symin (chemist): Dear Hylia NO! DON’T!

Robbie (roboticist): The tingle of blue energy on your tongue is how you know it’s working.

Jerrin (astronomer): ...If your dedication to lick Uranus is what gets us to another planet, then so be it.

Wild: Good to know.

#you all know why he's asking #can't remember where i got this from #it's been in my drafts for a while #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu #lu incorrect quotes #linked universe incorrect quotes #lu wild #lu flora #linked universe wild #botw incorrect quotes #totk incorrect quotes

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saturncodedstarlette · 1 year

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Ganondorf : We could form a beautiful relationship where we benefit from each other. o( ❛ᴗ❛ )o

Y/N with weapon in hand : Not interested. (＃`Д´)

Ganondorf : If you do not want to be my master…

Ganondorf : You could be my betrothed instead. (◕‿◕)♡

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incorrectquoteslobby · 10 months

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Zelda: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Mipha: 'Prettiest Smile' Daruk: 'Nicest Personality' Revali: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Urbosa: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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blue-firelight1234 · 6 months

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Link: I just ended a 5 year relationship

Zelda: Are you ok?

Link: It’s ok it wasn’t my relationship

Zelda:

#yeah that’s right #botw incorrect quotes #dont really expect this to become a thing again tho #just a random thing I thought of during my work break #botw #totk #botw link #botw zelda #totk link #totk zelda

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rocklover719 · 11 months

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Botw/AOC/Totk Incorrect quotes pt. 2

Rivan: Gaddison, do you serve??

Gaddison: 😌💅😮‍💨🏳️‍🌈😙

Rivan: nO SERVE THE DOMAIN!!

Gaddison:🫡🗡️

#big bad bazz brigade #Rivan botw #Gaddison botw #botw zora #botw #totk Zora #Rivan Totk #Gaddison totk #botw incorrect quotes #totk incorrect quotes

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lumine101 · 9 months

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building on Link's distraction from earlier...

Mipha: What do you think Link will do for a distraction? Zelda: He'll probably make a noise and throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several guardians activate* Mipha: ... or he could do that.

#princess zelda #botw mipha #botw zelda #botw link #botw #breath of the wild #botw incorrect quotes #breath of the wild incorrect quotes #the legend of zelda

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tohru-lawliet · 10 months

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Sidon: Hey is that updog

Zelda: What’s updog?

Sidon: Ligma balls lmaoooo

#princess zelda #sidon #legend of zelda #breath of the wild #Tears of the kingdom #totk incorrect quotes #botw incorrect quotes #loz incorrect quotes

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skywardnerd · 2 years

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Zelda: Link stop.

Link: NEVADA

Zelda: …you mean never?

Link: Wyoming

Zelda: Why are you like this?

Link: Whynotming?

Zelda: Fuck you

#botw incorrect quotes #incorrect zelda #incorrect botw #botw #based of a real exchange with my friend #oops accidentally implied the USA exists in hyrule #whatever :/#legend of zelda #link #zelda

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demiboydemon · 4 months

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He’s small your honor

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 11 months

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People like to romanticize the relationship between Zelda and Link in a whole “destined reincarnated soulmates” kind of way, but am I the only one who thinks it would be more interesting if Link didn’t love Zelda?

Like, think of it. Hylia is a Goddess, basically Hylian Jesus, and she loves this mortal man. A hero who stepped forward to defeat a Devil in the world’s hour of greatest need. But, he didn’t do it for her, he did it for the World. Even when he binds his soul to the Triforce, locking himself in an endless pattern of reincarnation with her against the Devil Demise, it’s not because he loves her. He loves Hyrule and its people.

But that’s okay, maybe in the next life they can be?

But it isn’t. Over and over, Hylia becoming Zelda, Link doesn’t love her. He loves Hyrule. He loves to dance to its music and ride its fields and wants to preserve it against the threat of Demise. He loves different women each time, and sometimes it is Hylia’s reincarnation, but they’re never the core of his heart.

It’s always Hyrule that he loves. From it’s savage and arid deserts to the cold and harsh tundra, he loves it, and steps forward to save it each time.

Duty, he calls it. Responsibility and Purpose, but Hylia/Zelda knows the truth. He’ll never love her the way she wants him to.

Hyrule will always be Link’s first and greatest love.

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bobbincosplays · 1 year

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TOTK is actually just Link fighting Ganondorf for custody of the Giant Horse

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hero-of-thyme · 10 months

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Sidon: “As a straight man I can objectively say that Link is hot.”

Yona: “As a toaster I agree.”

Sidon: “But You’re not a toaster?!”

Yona: “And you’re not a straight man.”

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isasan347 · 6 months

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*legend fighting botw hinox*

L:”HAHA shoot the eye! Works every time!”

Hinox: *covers eye*

L:

L:”WAIT NO YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT-”

#linked universe #legend linked universe #lu legend #legend lu #linked universe legend #linkeduniverse #breath of the wild #legend of zelda #botw hinox #loz #linked universe incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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athena-theunicorn · 7 months

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Random Hylians on the road: wtf is that kid doing? Link wearing a bokoblin mask in his underwear, setting a camp on fire: THE VOICES.

#i think i'm funny #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #breath of the wild #legend of zelda tears of the kingdom #link totk #loz totk #totk #totk link #tloz #loz botw #botw #botw link #botw totk #link #loz #legend of zelda incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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rocklover719 · 11 months

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Botw/Aoc/Tok Incorrect quote(s)

Rivan: *entering Bazz’s office* Here you are, Captain. Nice hot cup of coffee.

Bazz: oh, it’s cold.

Rivan: Nice cup of coffee.

Bazz: it’s horrible!

Rivan: Cup of coffee.

Bazz: Im not even sure it is coffee…

Rivan: Cup.

#idk where it’s from but I saw it and I instantly thought of these two fish dorks #Bazz botw #Rivan botw #big bad bazz brigade #botw zora #Bazz totk #Rivan totk #totk #incorrect quotes botw #botw incorrect quotes #totk incorrect quotes

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sokkas-first-fangirl · 10 months

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Dorephan: “Link, would you do me the honour of becoming my son-in-law?”

Mipha: “Did you just…propose to Link for me?”

Dorephan: “Someone had to!”

#incorrect quotes #incorrect miphlink quotes #miphlink #link x mipha #king dorephan #princess mipha #link loz #incorrect legend of zelda quotes #breath of the wild #botw #incorrect botw quotes

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