#boinkfest

[winnie-the-monster]

Please let this build up be worth it

#don’t mind my worry #polin #😂😂😂 regency boinkfest #that sounds like the best thing ever

[starseneyes]

Chenford REWIND- Lucy Chen / Tim Bradford - The Rookie - Season 5 - Ep 2, 3 & 4

Sitting here in a slight bit of disbelief that I'm writing another one so soon, but there have been pockets of time that have opened up in my life, and I'm going to take advantage before I run out, again!

Combining a little, here, because where we had 19 minutes plus of screen time in Episode 1, the number goes down considerably for a few episodes to off-set and focus on some other story lines/characters.

SPOILER ALERT: While I'm primarily writing these as though I were watching the episode for the first time, I will definitely spoil these episodes and MAYBE a little more (there ARE some nice points to reference as we go forward). Consider yourself forewarned!

Can Tim and Lucy untangle the mess of last episode's impulsive near-boinkfest? Let's dive in to find out.

Labor Day

"I'm positive your Sergeant will approve it?" "Yeah, he would, for sure. It's just, um, I have some things going on in my personal life right now."

There is so much to unpack, here. Let's start with Lucy's absolute surety that Tim would approve her going to the Undercover Academy.

When she first thought about pursuing Under Cover, Tim was totally against it. Yes, he has his own history regarding his ex-wife, but he also wasn't sure that Lucy could handle it.

Obviously, he under-estimated her, and he's repeatedly remarked on her doing a good job every time. "Not bad." "I thought she needed rescuing." "You're really good at this." Tim will approve it. No question.

The second is "I have some things going on in my persona life". Because, Chris immediately assumes he's the only roadblock to her happiness, at this point (and, Chris, honey, you are a roadblock... just not the one you think you are).

If you watch to the end of the episode, though, this isn't the only thing on her mind. Tim is, too. Not Sergeant Bradford, but Tim... the man.

They didn't get to finish their moment, and there's no way to take it back. In the flash of a moment, Lucy had to acknowledge her cheating ways and then register that the man she was cheating on was dying on her couch.

And what if that drove Tim away forever? What if that was her only chance, and now it's gone. What if it could have meant something, but she'll never have the chance to know?

Yeah... this is messy.

"How's Lucy?"

Hold the phone right there. Angela is asking Tim Bradford about Lucy.

In the past (especially post DOD), it was always Tim asking others about Lucy. He was the one on the outside who wasn't as close. Now, he's the mouthpiece for Lucy's state of being... and that's huge.

Tim has been in contact with Lucy. Maybe a call, but more likely text messages. But, however he's done it, he's been the one to check on her directly instead of going through someone else.

"Are you checking up on me" is now Tim reaching out to Lucy about Lucy. And that's huge.

"Uh, she's still a little shaken. Taking some time to get Chris settled." "Remind me what you were doing at her apartment... when you found Chris bleeding out."

Hermana! You are not giving this man any leeway and I am living for it!

Look, gossip gets around, but Angela's the only one who knows Tim's caught feelings for Lucy. It's unlikely any of the others would think Tim, who never stops seeing his Boots as Boots, would even consider boinking a Boot.

But Angela's different. She knows her Man of Honor better than most, and she has a feeling there's a reason behind Tim's presence in Lucy's apartment. "Search your feelings, you know it to be true."

"Just dropping her off after we got back from Vegas."

He leans into the truth. Honestly, that's the best thing you can do in a situation like that. But he knows she is fishing and he is hoping she will bite onto his lure away from the truth.

"Mmhmm."

Yeah, she's not biting, Tim.

"What are you implying?" "What do you think?" "I was just dropping her off." "Mmhmm."

Tim narrows his eyes at her, frustrated that she's now going along with his half-truth. Because, for goodness sake, this is messy.

Imagine Tim and Lucy don't get interrupted and they go through with it. Who would ever know? Tim goes his way. Lucy goes hers.

And then they'd have to deal with the inevitable emotional fall-out... but neither of them was thinking past that moment. They certainly never thought they'd have to explain it to others!

A Knock At The Door

Melissa O'Neil has some beautiful physicality to this scene, as she leans up to look out the peephole and sees Tim standing there. Gosh, is that indicative of her life, right now.

She has Chris. He's right here on her couch. But she wants Tim, and all she can do is glimpse him from outside her world. He's right there, but he's not inside... He's back on the other side of that threshold.

"Hey, what are you doing here?" "Just checking in. How you feeling?"

Look. At. Lucy. Her face screams, "Are you seriously doing this?!" This is likely the first time she's seen him since that horrible moment... the first time she's seen him wearing his own clothes and rocking his own hair (slicked back Tim was sleezy, I'm just sayin').

"Lucy's taking great care of me." "I have no doubt."

Tim's voice is so soft on this. I'll later come to identify it as his Velvety Voice... because he's talking about Lucy, the natural caretaker. The one who watches out for others. The one who sends food to her TO to help expedite his recovery.

Lucy is a beautiful caretaker, and a part of him wishes he was the one receiving her affection, right now.

Everything in him is aching to reach for her to offer comfort, right now, because he can see she is hurting. But his hands are firmly in his pockets, and have been since the second he stopped knocking.

"Can we talk?" "Yeah, sure."

He motions his head to the hallway, drawing her back out, across her own threshold. His voice is almost hesitant, and she doesn't know what they might discuss, but I think they both know their "almost" is going to come up.

She leaves the door open, probably to keep herself in check. And as she steps out, she and Tim are now standing in almost exactly the same positions as the last time they saw one another... standing at a threshold prepared to go in.

But, now they've both stepped back out.

"So, I, uh, I hear you're on the fence about going to UC school." "Chris called you?" "Yeah, which was expected. He wanted me to talk to you."

I love his little smirk on that. Not so long ago, his girlfriend called Lucy, and she wasn't phased a bit. But this is different for Tim.

Tim has feelings for Lucy, and that's making things complicated enough in this moment. Now, her "work in progress" is calling him to get him to nudge Lucy in the right direction? Because Chris trusts Lucy will listen to Tim.

Tim is Lucy's person. Man, these people are so bloody dense.

Because Lucy is standing before the man she truly wants to be with, and she's aghast that her stand-in cardboard cut-out is reaching out to the leading hunk in her life.

"It's not the right time." "He's gonna be fine. You owe it to yourself to go." "I know, but-" "What happened to him isn't your fault."

This is important. We're hearkening back to post DOD when Lucy ensured Tim understood Caleb wasn't his fault. But, the problem is that Chris isn't the only thing on Lucy's mind.

"We were about to." "But we didn't. We didn't."

Tim's shaking his head as he's speaking, volume dropping to barely above a whisper, pain in the assertion. I've thought a lot about this... and Tim's trying to assuage Lucy's guilt. He thinks she feels guilty. He thinks that is what is holding her back. Guilt.

But Tim is as wrong about Lucy as she was about Tim when he tried to talk to her in the hotel room. Lucy has had time to think about everything that has happened, and even as she is nursing Chris back to health, she's been thinking about Tim.

Yes, in that moment, they were both going for sex. But, here's the thing, Lucy thinks she's revealed herself to Tim. She thinks he's onto her feelings for him. And right now, she's trying to have the same discussion he wanted to have in the hotel room.

But they have this bad habit of not listening and instead assuming.

"Are you trying to get rid of me as your Gofer?" "No. No. I'm trying to look out for you."

Listen to how Tim's voice breaks. Look at how his face crumples. This is killing him. But he truly believes Lucy feels guilty about what almost happened. Maybe he worries his conversation in the hotel pressured her in some way.

But no matter what, he doesn't believe for a second that Lucy Chen has feelings for him.

He's had time to think this over, and over, and over. And every time he comes to the conclusion that she doesn't feel anything for him, and that she really wants to be with Chris. And Tim wants whatever makes her happy.

Lucy, in the meantime, is breaking. Tim rejecting sex was one thing. But now, as she's trying to talk to him about them, he's pushing her away. That's how she sees it, at least. Tim's pushing her to UC school. he's going to replace her as his Gofer. "Tim doesn't want me."

"It's time for you to move on." "And some time away would be good." "It's a great opportunity, Lucy." "Mmmhmm." "You should go for it."

She thinks he's using US school as a prop to reject her, to push her away, to separate them. And it hurts.

Lucy looks up to Tim's eyes, searching them for something to tell her that she's wrong, something that'll make her believe he means this for her good, truly. Something that says, "I'm not rejecting you."

But Tim turns away. Because this burns. He glances inside to see Chris on the couch, through that threshold Tim thinks he will never cross, again.

He barely glances back at Lucy... because the tears are already brimming in his eyes... and he can't let her see.

Lucy stands in the hallway in pieces. Because she wanted to talk to him. She had time to consider their actions, and she needed to know why he crossed that threshold. Was it just physical? Is there something more there for him, as there is for her?

But they're still talking past one another. Time will tell if they learn how to have an actual conversation.

Dye Hard

"I'd like to congratulate Officer Lucy Chen for successfully completing the DEA Covert Operations Training Academy, which is no small feat."

Tim is watching her the whole time, smiling at her accomplishment. It's no longer, "Your accomplishments are my accomplishments". Lucy did this all on her own.

And Tim is going to support Lucy however he can. Because, in his mind, that's all he can do, now.

Look, 5x01 was all over the place for Tim, emotionally. But in 5x02, he had time to consider what happened, and he has determined that he is Lucy Chen's biggest mistake.

Think about it. He knows how heartbroken she was after her ex cheated on him, then married the girl. From what he knows, Lucy has never cheated, and we know that he never has, either.

So, he has to think about what went wrong, and in Tim's mind... it was him. We know that's not right. We know how these two feel about one another. We know it was a lapse in judgment, not an absence of emotion.

But Tim grew up in an abusive household, with a father who likely blamed him for every beating. He was never good enough... maybe he questioned if anything about him was good.

He puts himself in harm's way every day to protect people, to help people, to put some good out in the world. But what did he do with Lucy? He led her down a path that left her guilt-ridden.

We know that's not true! But, Tim is keeping his distance from Lucy, now, in an effort to protect her... and himself. It's such a mess.

He doesn't even walk over to congratulate her. For all he know, he hasn't texted her since she left for UC school. They're both stuck in their heads thinking the other needs/wants space. A simple conversation would solve everything... but they're too hurt to even start it.

"He hasn't replaced you, yet, so he's happy."

Ouch. Lucy gives us quite a bit of insight into her head right now. She thinks Tim's unhappy, so Tim replaced her... and is avoiding her.

Her eyes land on him across the room, and he can feel her gaze. He looks back, but he has no idea what to say. Lucy breaks the eye contact, feeling even more lost than she did before.

"When did you last hear Chen on the radio?"

It's Lucy's first day back on the job since leaving for UC School, and Tim's hyper-aware of that. He's keeping a listening ear out for her, even if he would never admit it.

He jumps into action, immediately, to go rescue Chen... Chen... He said "Chen", didn't he?

In the past, Tim stuck to "Boot" or "Chen" with Lucy nearly all of the time. "Lucy" was a rarity. But, in 5x01, that's all he called her. He uses her name at the end of 5x02 during their breakup scene (thank God we got that out of the way...).

But once they're both back on the job, he's gone formal as a way to protect and distance himself. But that was before his woman was in possible danger.

"Chen? Chen!" "Yeah. Yeah, I'm in here!" "Hang on. The door is stuck." "No kidding." "You okay?"

Tim is looking at her not entirely like an SO, but more like an... SO. Oh, you know what I mean. He looks her over to make sure she's alright, and there's this softness to it that reminds me of how he looked at her in her apartment before they found Chris.

This is their first interaction since he encouraged her to go to UC school. And it's him rescuing her, again.

Getting to say, "You okay" is the first opportunity he's had to gauge how she is directly in weeks, and her brain is already firing on the Rosalind angle.

This episode is the peak of their era of discomfort. And we needed it. We needed to see how it looks when these two are pining and aching for one another, but not knowing the other wants them, too.

Sure, they could have skipped this era, but this is a huge transition for these two. Every step of this relationship has been earned. There are times he was in the wrong, and times she was in the wrong, and now they're both wrong.

The Choice

"I'd like to stay, too, and make sure Bailey's never down there by herself."

Tim glances back at her as she says it. Rosalind's acolyte... another... trapping another woman in a hole. But one thing I love about this is how Tim never once tells her to sit it out, or acts like she can't handle it.

Lucy once said if she couldn't handle Rosalind in a cage, she shouldn't be a cop. She also said that she knew Tim would help her if it got to her head. (and he protested... but... c'mon, we all know he's going to do it).

"Is John there? Lucy, where's John?"

Lucy looks up to Tim, unsure how to answer. He feels her glance and he kneels down, taking over. "If you need a cop, tag me in" comes to mind.

"Chen." "I'll go down." "No. There may be more traps. It's too dangerous. Just be ready to follow if it's clear." "Okay."

I get both perspectives in this moment. Lucy wants to help in every way that she can. She survived one of Rosalind's acolytes. She wants to do everything she can to help Bailey.

But Tim's not about to lose Lucy to Rosalind twice. He already has his gear in hand as he preps to go down. And he can't look at her.

Tim can't meet her eyes as they're arguing here about who should go down. The last time they were on opposite sides of an issue they were in the air and she kissed him out of nowhere. It's still too fresh.

He settles into position, and as he does he can't help but look up at Lucy—to find her staring back at him. And then neither can look away.

Because they both know that if there are more traps, this may be their last moment looking at one another.

It's the risks they take for their job, but sometimes when you face your own mortality directly (and I have a few times), you consider all the things left unsaid. These two have a lot left unsaid.

In classic YA romance style, Lucy seems to hold her breath until he disappears from sight, when she starts breathing, again.

The rest of the episode isn't Chenford-heavy (this episode isn't about them), but the fact that Lucy was the one to bring Bailey back? Oh, I'm in tears. Because not only did Lucy beat Rosalind's acolyte once by cheating her Day of Death, but she did it twice by saving Bailey.

Stopping here with these three. I feel like we really needed this episode for Tim and Lucy, though. This is the first episode they're working together, again, after things started to get weird. And they easily found their rhythm of leaning on one another, again.

They needed that. They needed to get here so we could get what we see in the rest of the season. If the avoidance had lasted too long, I fear it would have gotten tired and frustrating. Yes, Tim and Lucy aren't yet ready to talk about them, but they're talking, again. Even if it's only work-based, they're talking, again.

And that gives us what we need to get into "The Fugitive". But that, quite literally, is another Meta.

As always, thanks for reading!! This has been a lot of fun!j

#Chenford #Lucy Chen #Tim Bradford #The Rookie #Meta #Melissa O'Neil #Eric Winter #Lucy x Tim #Tim x Lucy

[brobonebang]

That's right! Your friendly neighborhood brotherly boinkfest is getting SPOOOOOOOKY! It's the BONE BRO BANG!

How it works: The Bone Bro Bang operates on broadly the same principles as the Bro Bone Bang: we wanna see SAM AND DEAN BONING and we want that to be front and center as the main feature of the fanwork you create. Feel free to include a few sentences of setup but just like a calcium-laden skeleton we are ALL ABOUT THE BONES. Find our full ruleset here.

What to prompt: Prompts to the Bone Bro Bang should be A MONSTER ("a vampire", "a werewolf", "a ghost" etc). This can be any supernatural creature regardless of whether they were featured on the show.

How to fill: Fills should feature this monster in some meaningful way: for example - Maybe one or both of the bros are turned into this type of creature (you can write an AU where they are this creature or you can have the turning as a plot point - but remember, boning-focused! please!!) - Maybe the bro boning happens during or immediately after a hunt for this creature - If you go with option B then as a SPECIAL SPOOKY EXCEPTION (everybody's true fear: non-incestuous boning) you may have the monster participate in the sex. HOWEVER PLEASE NOTE that this is still the Bro Bone Bang and so we ask that any monster characters be an OC/minor character i.e. NO other characters who appeared in more than a single episode of SPN. We love Ruby, Rowena, Cas, Benny, Crowley etc but this is not the spot for those guys!

Just to double-clarify: SAM AND DEAN MUST BE BONING IN EVERY FIC so the monster can be an additional tasty topping (or... bottoming?) but not a replacement. Unless the monster IS Sam or Dean. You get it. Hopefully. Any questions at the usual address (our Tumblr askbox).

When it runs: The Bone Bro Bang will run from October 24 (that's RIGHT NOW!) - November 7. This is concurrent with Round 2 of the Bro Bone Bang - hopefully that's not too confusing - we'll be reblogging fills to both events. (As a quick reminder: fills should be posted to AO3 in both cases but if you choose to make a Tumblr promo post, tag us in it and we'll reblog.)

Where to post: As with the Bro Bone Bang you need to swing over to AO3 to post, claim, and fill your prompts. AO3 has a handy FAQ on prompt meme challenges but let us know if we can help!

#surprise!! #bone bro bang #wincest #samdean #spread the word pls and thank

[kurtsascot]

Hi. Saw your response to my comment on AO3 for Klueless. I am not sure if you've used any of these yet because I have not read all the chapters you have posted.

I would love to see boinkfest and Kato used. Boinkfest is basically a series of sexual interactions... you are so grumpy, you need a good boinkfest. 😆 Kato is basically a freeloader. Based on the infamous Kato Kaelin, OJ Simpsons houseguest. I think of Kurt calling Blaine a Kato as he is "freeloading" in his dad's house. I think Cher called Josh a kato in the movie.

thank you!!!! i love both of those <3 i couldnt make sense of the kato reference from the movie so thats v helpful

#klueless #asks #if anyone else has any 90s slang lmk #i was born in 00…. #personal #save

[xoxoverosika]

can't talk; i'm carb-loading for the fucking marathon boinkfest i'm about to host tomorrow

#happy valentine's day sinners #ic — pop princess.

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls: Season 1, Episode 17 ("The Breakup Part II")

What happens in this episode: In the previous ep, Dean dumped Rory because he is a barrel of smelly expired coleslaw. Rory eats two giantic beach pails of ice cream over it. Lorelai continues to dole out questionable relationship advice to her daughter. Rory goes with Lane (?!) to a massive Chilton party. Rory takes a can of Parmasean cheese into her bedroom and Lorelai doesn't blink. Rory throws Dean's pointless shit in a box and Lorelai has been throwing pointless Max shit into a box as well. Rory and Diet Logan share an unnecessary kiss. Everyone is boinking everyone except our eternal virgin girl scouts Rory, Lane, and Paris. It's a boinkfest with sprinkle cheese on top. Strap in. 9 episodes to go until a breath of fresh air arrives in Stars Hollow and everything goes to hell in a different way. (talking about Jess).

OK THIS IS NOT CUTE OR HEALTHY LORELAI. ESPECIALLY NOT FOR A TEENAGER. LG: "Have you seen the cover of his notebook? It's one step away from stalker material." NOT CUTE! Lorelai is so stunted when it comes to dating that she is passing this unhealthy shit down to her daughter. Why is Lorelai only tolerable when she's not getting involved in Rory's love life? The scene: Rory throws everything Dean ever looked at or touched including The Quarter on A String bracelet into a box. RG: Dean gave me this sweater. He saw me in it and he liked it. LG: Well, he's got good taste. RG: He said it bought out the blue in my eyes. LG: Then he's gay. Early 2000's tv writing, everyone! LG: In the future you might regret that you don't have those things anymore. They're 16 fucking years old. It's not like they were getting married. Half of what she threw in there were some old books Dean pretended to read. I think she'll live. I need to come up with a headcanon about what Rory put in her Jess Box. Ideas, people. I need ideas. Rory asks Lorelai to burn the box, throw it in a dumpster, get the box out of the house, etc etc. Lorelai agrees but just hides it in a closet under some blankets. If that were Rory's Jess Box, Lorelai would definitely have burned it.

Some guy out there selling nuts on the street at like 7am. I respect the hustle. Thought it was going to be another festival. Guess Taylor ran out of funds to embezzle. For now. Rory doesn't want to go to Luke's because Dean might be working next door at Doose's. Luke is unbothered by their frequent boycotts because the Gilmore Girls never pay him for their food anyway.

Now we can't go past the high school either because if he happens to be off from work he'll be playing football. Are these the same "Friends" Jess "played football with"? I need to see these guys, okay? I don't believe they actually exist. I guess Dean is a jock again. Lorelai is panicking because Rory won't go near Lukes. Just dump her off at the Nut Cart and go there yourself. Cut the cord, Mamma. You'll both live. Does Luke put crack in his Folgers? Is he dealing Lorelai drugs out of the stock room? Mamma is SWEATING. They take a detour through a back alley that I don't remember seeing again and enter Luke's through a back door #ThatsWhatSheSaid

I have to share this amazing accidental screen shot.

Let's place our bets on whether or not Rory is too naive to realize why Rachel is wearing Luke's shirt.

Heh heh. They had sex. Rachel is working at the Diner because why not. Luke hires literally everyone in town at some point except for Rory. Who never held a single job throughout all of high school & college except for swiping meal cards at Yale for one day (she slept through it). The only thing Rory contributed to society was picking up trash during her community service. Anyway where was I...

The boinking was good huh? Tomatos Sign spotting!

Luke has got a real post-boinking smirk going. Luke: I knew that kid Dean was trouble. Does he think he can do better than Rory? Well, Lindsay seemed pretty nice, other than having questionable taste. #JusticeForLindsay

Luke spots Dean trying to come in and he runs outside to kick his fucking ass! LD: "Do you see a smile on this face?" DF:"No, but what's so different about that, you're not exactly the town crackup."

KICK HIS ASS LUKE! KICK IT!

Babette: "I can tell Rory about how you have to go through a lot of bad relationships to get to the good one." Ah yes. The Jack Pearson burnt pancake theory. "I can tell Rory about all the horrible men I've known in my day, really, truly awful men. I was pushed out of a moving car once." #ILoveHer

A paper invitation. How quaint. #Giraffes?

Rory pulls out a can of Kraft Parmesan cheese and retreats to her bedroom with it. Lorelai does not question it. As if this is a regular occurence. I know Rory is going through a breakup but this may be a cry for help. I need answers. You know what else I need answers to? How Lane was allowed to go out to a Chilton party with Rory and leave the house in a spicy red low cut blouse AND she has a midnight curfew?

Oh stick a fork in my eye. What is this? It's either A Max Box or a Christopher Box? That she keeps in the same closet as the Dean Box? That closet needs an exorcism. (it is never directly said, but it is likely a Max Box). Overwhelmed with emotion over her Box Of Max Shit, Lorelai first stops at Sookie's house where Sookie is interfering with Jackson's cooking a romantic meal. Lorelai then makes her way to Max's doorstep without any prior notice and the first words out of her mouth are "Rory and Dean broke up." And then she starts one of her rambles. Max looks reasonably befuddled and then invites her inside. Figured he'd shoot his shot with an emotionally vulnerable Lorelai just like Christopher did a few episodes back. Just like with Christopher, it worked. This is a first and probably a last: Lorelai actually admits she's a hypocrite. She uses the words "I'm a hypocrite." That's refreshing. She is the BIGGEST hypocrite. You know what it means when Lorelai starts rambling to a man? They're gonna have sex. They had sex. Still no answers on how Lane was allowed to go to this Chilton party. Besides being in awe of the size of the house she seems comforable and unfazed at this massive party that should be wayyy out of her element (same for Rory), but maybe that's just my own social anxiety talking.

Here's a Dork Hall of Fame worthy quote from Rory to Paris: "Can you show us the way to the soda?" Such a good little girl scout. Lane, not to be outdone: "All this soda is French!" I never drank in high school or even much after that, so there's nothing wrong with drinking soda whatsoever, but they still sound like absolute fucking dorks and it's kinda cute. Although there are people walking around with red Solo cups, there is curiously no alcohol mentioned or visible at this massive unsupervised teenage rager run by a pair of Bad Girls (the show had no issue with depicting an underage keg party in season 3 but I guess they needed time to build up to that or in season 1 there were censors up the writers' asses or something) In this episode Rachel and Luke boinked, Sookie and Jackson presumably boinked, Lorelai and Max boinked, Madeline and Louise presumably had an orgy with their 30 year old looking hookups with frosted hair, and Tristan has an argument with a girl named Summer who boinked some guy named Austin in a bathroom. Rory, Lane and Paris remained unfucked soda-sippers who bring books to parties. I want to see Rory and Jess tucked away at a table reading together in the strip club.

#StepCousinSoulmates Lane and Henry dancing at the party is one of the cutest moments of the show. Lane has got some moves too. Later, Lane explains to Rory how Henry has all of the qualities her parent (s)?? would love but she doesn't want to date someone her parent(s)?? would actually approve of. I thought this is where we'd hear Lane's panic set in when she realize she'd have to find a lie to tell Mrs Kim. How would she explain to her Mom that she met this perfect boy at an unsupervised high school party at a mansion with a pool table and soda in plastic cups? But no. Still no answers about Lane's presence/escape. Lorelai and Max are making out awkwardly. Max pulls away. MM: We have to get a grip here. LG: I thought that's what we were doing. Lorelai you dirty bird! Diet Logan (Tristan) is attending this party and he's being mopey and annoying. Rory, being the ever sweet and thoughtful soda-sipping girl scout that she (currently) is, decides to talk to him and see what's bugging him.

Tristan (aka Diet Logan): "Think you'll get back together with Dean?" Rory: He was pretty set in his decision. Narrator: Neither Rory nor Dean were "pretty set in their decision". Diet Logan pretends to empathize when Rory tells DL that Dean dumped her and "apologizes" for bullying her. Whatever. Then just like Max did to Lorelai in this episode, DL takes advantage of Rory's vulnerable emotional state to kiss her. DL says "did I bite your lip?" after he kisses her and Rory looks like she's about to cry. All I can think about is the time Rory told Logan he bit her lip after he kissed her. I want to jump in my time machine and tell her to be patient because someone who actually knows how to kiss without mangling her mouth (Jess) is going to arrive soon. The dynamic between Rory and Tristan (and also Paris and Tristan) continues to be utterly confusing. I still don't know what purpose Tristan was meant to serve.

I have never seen such a huge plastic beach pail of Ben and Jerry's like that before in my life. Plus there are two of them and one already appears to be empty. Slow down, kid. Don't waste the good ice cream on Dean. ESPECIALLY not Cherry Garcia. The best flavor. Can we get another shot of this pail? Holy moly. That must be a Costco-sized tub that's meant to feed an entire birthday party.

OMG. We STILL haven't gotten to one of the worst advice speeches Lorelai ever gives Rory (besides the one she just gave about how stalking is so cute). It's already two or three episodes further into the show than I remember it being and still hasn't happened. If you don't know which one I'm talking about you hopefully will soon and this misery can end. The Good: Actually not a lot of Dean in this episode. Luke kicking Dean's ass. Henry and Lane are adorable. Rory and Lane being dorky. Lorelai admits she's a big fucking hypcorite. New Headcanon: The content and fate of the Jess Box. The Bad: Lorelai's usual sketchy advice. Men taking advantage of vulnerable women. The Confusing: No answers are given on how Lane ended up at a Chilton party either without her mother noticing or without revealing what lie she told Mrs. Kim to be allowed to go. Just like Jess, Dean claims to have friends he plays football with when we know he has no friends. A man is selling nuts at 7am. Rory eats two buckets of ice cream by herself and lives to tell the tale. WHAT DID RORY DO WITH THAT PARMESAN CHEESE?

#gilmore girls #rory gilmore #lorelai gilmore #luke danes #lane kim #tristan dugray #paris gellar #Denise Rewatches Gilmore Girls #Gilmore Girls Season 1 #Parmesan Cheese #cheese #sprinkle cheese #The Breakup Part II

[pudding-parade]

While vacationing in Egypt these two times, Jaime has gained an appreciation for shawarma. This time, he rolled up a wish to learn the recipe, so he bought the recipe book, which he then read. Then he rolled up a wish to buy the ingredients, which I promised to let him do when he got home. Now he’s constantly rolling wishes to eat it.

I’m sure the peanut butter and jelly is...jelly. LOL And I swear to me, if he starts a fire while trying to make the stuff, I’m going to let his house burn down. That’ll learn him.

After lunch, he had a nice gossip session with Sanaa Madbouli. I guess she’s not bothered by the fact that Jaime overheard her entire boinkfest with her husband while Jaime was busy poking around under their house. Mayhap she has an exhibitionist streak, and that’s what they’re giggling about...

#sims 3 #sims 3 gameplay #Al Simhara

[curethriftshop]

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#airhead #youbuggin #skaterkid #90sstyle #platformsneakers #90sfashion #trendinglook #ootd #nineties #curethriftshop #boinkfest #chinpubes #90sslang #eastvillage #thriftstorefinds

[kmp78]

Do you think JL knew that girl posted that pic of him asleep In bed?

No, surely he couldn't have, right?

That pic is such an intrusion of privacy. Taking a pic when someone is basically unconscious just for the sake of showing you just fucked that person... 😒

That's so low.

If JL had known about it, that pic wouldn't still be on her acct 6 years later.

And btw seeing as she didn't tag him or the band, it kinda also shows that he never bothered checking up her after their boinkfest! 🤷🏼‍♀️

I would bet big money that he has no idea who tf that chick even is, nor any recollection of ever hooking up with her... 🤭🤦🏼‍♀️

[facelessxchurch]

wtf does the lemon tag mean

'Lemon' is an old fandom term.

"A Lemon is a Fanfic with Explicit Content sexual content. This can range from plot-what-plot boinkfests with no justification or explanations to exquisitely plotted and crafted stories that just happen to follow their participants into the bedroom (and through the subsequent action therein) on a regular basis. Once a common term, it's now less frequently seen, though by no means extinct."

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I started using it after the porn purge instead of the 'nsfw' tag. The nsfw tag seems to be working again, but I'm using both now as a fail safe should the nsfw tag get blocked off again.

#the fandom #answered #Anonymous

[kohakuhoshi]

I'm getting a thrill out of writing two bisexual characters (the woman being far more experienced than the man, with cis women and trans man partners) getting together and having a boinkfest. But writing this shit is hard. Being aroace and autistic a lot of crap is hard for me to write from the perspective of the characters. Ironically I LOVE romance and smut, so I have to draw on a lot of media I've seen. I'm gonna piss off some people with this one for sure. Oh well, I'm used to it~

#adventures in fanfic writing

[mycelebritylifeus]

All The Words From Clueless That Prove Cher Is Basically Shakespeare

All The Words From Clueless That Prove Cher Is Basically Shakespeare

“Here’s the 411 on Mr. Hall: he’s single, he’s 47, and he earns minor duckets for a thankless job. What that man needs is a good healthy boinkfest.”

I know what you’re thinking: Why is this article about Clueless starting with a quote from Shakespeare? Believe it or not, that line is not from King Lear, but was actually uttered by the equally lofty Cher Horowitz (Alicia Sliverstone). The…

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#celebrity #movies

[pudding-parade]

Jaime turned in the stolen goods to his contact Tahiya and then he...asked her to go steady??? 

Yes, yes he did.

Then, not to be outdone:

And he said yes. And I.... What?.... Well. That happened.

And then they celebrated by having a massive boinkfest.

So now I have to decide if I actually want to move in Tahiya and have them get married and all that. This is precisely why I turned on autonomy for asking to go steady and proposing marriage. I like curveballs like this. But I just....don’t know. I mean, what about Mailboi??? Then again, he can always have both. There’s a thought...

For now, though, I’m leaving Tahiya in Egypt.

#sims 3 #sims 3 gameplay #Al Simhara

[pudding-parade]

So before I basically took the summer off, after which my game wigged out on me and I subsequently fell into a Rimworld-playing hole, I had started a save for the sole purpose of doing some World Adventuring and playing the custom Archaeology career that I have. I had been posting some gameplay of it, for the hell of it. Unfortunately, I didn’t really tag it as a story or anything, and I’m probably not going to retroactively do so now, so I can’t direct you to a tag, but I’mma start posting it again. (Going forward, I’ll tag it as “clueless jaime.”) Since it’s been so long, here’s a bit of a recap. It’s behind the cut, so you can skip it if you don’t care.

My starting Sim is named Jaime Mahoney. He’s pretty but kind of dim, and he loves his booze. (No, I didn’t intend that. The idiot just kept rolling up wishes to go to bars, where he’d slam a bunch of drinks and then have shenanigans.) Jaime’s bisexual and, early on, he took a romantic interest in the mailman (meaning, they had a boinkfest), and that’s still floating around out there in the ether, waiting on me to decide if I want to do a throuple in this save. Mailboi’s name is Logan...something. Whatever.

Anyway, Jaime lives in Winchester. He owns a time machine (from Ambitions) which I set for autonomous use, so he uses that often. He also travels every “weekend.” He went to Egypt first and for a few trips thereafter, and he ended up partnered with his adventuring contact there, Tahiya Shalut. She moved in, got knocked up, they bought her original house in Egypt as a vacation home, then they came home, got married, and their kid is named Hattie Shalut. ”Hattie” because she was conceived at the Temple of Hatshepsut in Egypt. (Yay Kinky World and bizarre public woohooing locations. 🙄) “Shalut” because I randomly decide which parent’s surname to use for kids because 1) Down With Patriarchy and 2) I dislike hyphenated surnames.

Tahiya loves cookies, coffee, and breaking things. Her second home is the coffee shop in town. She has 3% alien DNA as a result of one alien abduction. (Yay for the “Abductor” mod.) Her LTW is the Stylist profession one, but she hadn’t gotten to do any actual styling thanks to days off given for pregnancy, marriage, and childbirth, but that’s OK since I’m using a longer lifespan in order to have plenty of time for the adventuring and careers.

When we had left off, the brand-new parents had skipped off to France without their kid, as all responsible brand-new parents do. It was Jaime’s first non-Egypt trip. On the last day of their three-day bender trip, they spent the day in the winery, getting thoroughly smashed before returning home to their infant. So, our “story” resumes with their return home...

#sims 3 #sims 3 pictures #sims 3 gameplay #clueless jaime

[kmp78]

I was excited for the momentary good vibes of JT; it’s great to see something nice, positive, & different from what we had, this would be good to keep up periodically & thus receive the same vibes in return- fuzzy feels & all. I also know that the timing of it all is quite an interesting thing— pre, concurrently, & post. Angry, disgruntled & unhappy customers, esp if previously screwed over, don’t loosen up their wallets. It’s not a charity, it’s a business, yep, we already established that. He did a nice thing (strings attached or not) & all, credit where credit is due & I will try to give him kudos whenever merited. Those CM/COMM tixs aren’t going to sell themselves tho, so… S’s Tw acct suddenly becomes active when tix are about to be released, yet he prob gives 0 flying fucks (that’s not J’s fault & it’s out of his control) about anything (even non-official member SA has been far more involved JT 2xs, TS vid working w J, JP, SM posts about Mars); J suddenly takes action to rectify last year’s CM/COM VIP undelivered promise, let’s hope he sticks to this MO here on out, not just in this instance, & also takes on an approach of telling people what they’re getting before they buy, none of that trickery BS if you want long-term success & content consumers, please take that that into consideration; he delivers a pleasant chat after the previous fuckery one that caused widespread negativity— let’s see periodic ones, maybe VVs, not just during sales or near upcoming sales, then it will feel more genuine, plus, it will keep the site active, which will benefit him too. 

Yeah, this thing about timing, as we said, I hope he continues with the good & receiving it in return, however, like mentioned, it can’t just happen around tix sales— it chips away from things & makes cynicism, & thus, negativity grow, despite the good thing. A feeling of manipulation & deceit causes resentment— transparency, productivity, and a positive, mutually beneficial relationship works better in the long run, just saying. 

A good lover seeks to satisfy his partner, hopefully primarily because he cares, but also because he knows he will receive in return, not just in the moment, but for future encounters, establishing a steady mutually beneficial rapport with subsequent boinkfests. A 1-night-stand doesn’t care & might thus only seek their own momentary pleasure, therefore potentially receiving nothing more in the future should they want it. Long-term customers or short-sales? Let’s keep the good times going.

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Good message, anon!

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