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"King of Everything" by Martin Hammar would be the Unnamed's villain song if he was a character from a non-Disney animated kids' movie.

#the Unnamed SP #skulduggery pleasant #I was thinking “Help! I am Fish” #and “Quest for Camelot” specifivally #anyone else having fractured memories of non Disney kids movies they are still haunted by? #there was another one with like a big caldron and and #mage or necromancer? #I miss old movies #the new ones are too plastic and safe

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if Mev had Netflix it would have the most boomer password ever

like "Serafina" + her birthyear + "!"

It took Nef a day to figure that out and it only took that long bc he had to hunt down Sera's birthyear

#skulduggery pleasant #mevolent #nefarian serpine #baron vengeous #lord vile #serafina dey #shitpost #my stuff #artwork

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Nah, don't think so. The Unnamed would have probably married off his daughters for political favours/to expand his kingdom.

I have the theory that Abyssinia got brought back by the end of UeT bc the King of the Dire Dimension wanted one of his daughters and since the Unnamed is the kind of asshole that would kill his own sons to save himself he absolutely sold off his own daughter to find out where the Obsidian Blade is.

To me, that's the only acceptable reason for her to be back. Literally, the only thing interesting about Abyssinia was her relationship with her father and she's been dead exactly for that time. It's like every time Landy sees a compelling storyline he kills it to do a fucking awful storyline instead.

I actually talked with someone else about that it's not even unlikely some of the Unnamed's older daughters had a crush on Mevolent. I mean, he's tall, handsome, powerful, high-ranking and charming. But Mevolent isn't stupid enough to touch the daughters of his master with a ten-foot pole, so he just pretends to not notice and tries to avoid them as much as possible

funny

probably, if Mevolent had never betrayed The Unnamed. He would have tried to marry him to Abyssinia or one of his daughters.

That would be a funny AU

#mevolent #the unnamed sp #abyssinia #ute spoilers #it be like “Daddy I wanna marry Mevolent” #Unnamed “I don't get an advantage out of that so no” #while Mevolent is thanking his Gods in the background

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German Amazon already has the page up for the book versions of the audio drama.

Ngl something about these book mock-ups with "Cover Coming Soon" written on them is hilarious.

Also, the release date for the Kindle/Hardcover versions will be the 26th of September 2024. No idea about the audiobook (fall?) and free (summer) version tho.

#skulduggery pleasant #sp news

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Go there and ask for Serpine merch if you have Twitter, pretty please??

#nefarian serpine #twitter

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believe it or not, me deciding to finish chibi Nef (with his chibi sceptre) around the same time chibi merch releases is pure coincidence, I've started lining one day before release lol

#skulduggery pleasant #Nefarian Serpine #chibi #sceptre of the ancients #artwork #my stuff #I envy the people that have an easy time drawing chibis

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This is a safe space for whiners, complainers, bellyachers, and the generally unsatisfied

#fandom #ya all know I'm always open for salt and tea *finger guns*

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New Merch just dropped.

AfoM hoodie, and cushions, mugs and postcards for chibi Skulduggery, Valkyrie, Tanith, Ghastly and Scapegrace.

Once again he does China dirty-

#skulduggery pleasant #sp merch

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Here are some bigger versions of the new covers that I found on Amazon UK. For some reason, the versions Landy posted were really small.

#skulduggery pleasant #canon art #sp cover

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The book 17 Waterstones page is already up. Only for the paperback and not the hardback tho.

You can also preorder book 1-3 with the new covers from them but the cover preview is super pixelated.

EDIT: Amazon too.

#skulduggery pleasant

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Read it

read it

read it

This fic, just ahh

#this is what has inspired my last pic btw #fanfiction #mevolent #nefarian serpine #the unnamed sp

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Pretty sure "Stuff is Way" by They Might Be Giants is what Skulduggery sounds like when you're not in on the joke.

#shitpost #skulduggery pleasant

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The Unnamed in Caisson's body. I love the idea of the Unnamed having to fight Mev while his hair is in that awkward phase of growing out where you just can't get it out of your face.

Also, forever laughing at the Unnamed passing out as this ancient being of immortal elvish beauty and waking up not only as a fucking twink but also shorter than Mev and he's being so petty about that LMAO usually he wouldn't care, but it's on top of everything else and he's so fucking done-

I thought about the Unnamed's vessels slowly changing to his old appearance over time bc he's almost all-powerful, why wouldn't he be able to re-adjust his physical form to his liking? It would be nice body horror, horrible for the loved ones (imagine Aby watching her son slowly turn into her father, almost too slow to notice but one day she realizes she is no longer looking at her son's face and that he is fully gone now with nothing to even bury) and a nice display of vanity

And blue fire for Mev bc willboss27's (Reddit) Unnamed VS Mev fic convinced me I need to draw Mev with blue fire more often. It just fits him so well with blue fire being hotter than red and it having some big gotta-cleanse-the-damned-with-my-holy-fire vibes.

EDIT: Here is the link to the fanfiction this was inspired by. God read it now, it's so good! This is the canon Unnamed for me now <3

#Mevolent #the Unnamed #the Unnamed SP #Caisson SP #skulduggery pleasant #my stuff #artwork #their absolute hatred for each other gives me life #fanfiction

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"BEHOLD! THE SERIES IS GETTING NEW COVERS!

On July 18 (in the UK and Ireland), the 1st trilogy gets a revamp, but that’s only the beginning!

We’ll be re-releasing each trilogy in stages between July 2024 and the 20th anniversary of Book One, in 2027!

Matt Taylor - responsible for the glorious cover to A Mind Full Of Murder (out in March!) - is handling art duties, and he’s adapting his style and approach to suit each trilogy.

Basically, the darker the series gets, the darker the covers become.

And there is some SERIOUS darkness lying ahead…"

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#skulduggery pleasant #Valkyrie Cain #sp news #canon art #sp covers #grabbed the screenshots from FB bc the video quality on Twitter is pretty bad

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Mevolent about Nefarian

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

#shitpost #Nefarian Serpine #Mevolent

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Mevolent's and Nefarian's Dynamic during the War

when I say "Mev kept Nef on a leash, a long leash, but a leash nonetheless" it sounds so dramatic but this is what I meant actually

Original Meme (couldn't find who drew it originally):

gremlin_on_a_leash.jpeg

#Nefarian Serpine #Mevolent #skulduggery pleasant #*“Freak on a Leash” is blasting in the background* #shitpost

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The new synopsis makes me wanna read the book even less than before as it seems to be focusing on the open thread of UtE I dislike the most: the anti-mortal groups.

I would have much preferred a criminal underground/black market/organised crime storyline perhaps with a bit of cult sacrifices thrown in there than a storyline about mage KKK.

#skulduggery pleasant #SP AMFoM #essentially I would prefer a noir gansta detective story #with lovecraft thrown in #essentially I want the Call of Cthulhu video game #I don't care what anyone else says #I enjoyed it