Arc’s Burgers Prompt;
Jacques Schnee and Roman Torchwick as…The Fischoeders!
Being the most Chaotic charcter
Being a Chaotic Gremlin
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Jaune: Yes, Mr. Torchwick is an eccentric.
Jaune: Yes, he wears an eyepatch.
Thrum: And mascara on one eye.
Magnum: And he shoots a flare gun everywhere!
Nora: He is one death ray away from being a supervillain!
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Jaune: Did you get the messages I sent you about the bathroom? The ones I kept sending you for the past several months?
Roman: Yes, I got them. How the hell did you get my number?!
Jaune: You... gave it to me.
Roman: Not to use!
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Roman: Keep my brother out of my hair, will you?
Jaune: Okay... Where is he?
Roman: He's right over... Oh no. He probably doesn't want to come inside.
Roman: Jackie! Get in here!
Jacques: No!
Roman: Jackie!
Jacques: It looks gross!
Jaune: (Looks to Nora)
Nora: (Shrugs)
Roman: Please, Jackie! It's okay to come in! I came in and look at me! I'm fine! (Bell rings) There ya go! Hey, Jackie~!
Jacques: Hello! Greetings!
Jacques: (Whispers) I don't want to be here.
Roman: (Whispers) Shush!.
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Roman: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get drunk for dinner.
Jaune: Don't you mean dressed?
Roman: Dressed out of my mind~.
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Roman: OH! I get it! You think that just because I'm a landlord, and I wear a white suit, and mascara over one eye, and raise your rent, and make plans to build death rays while firing a flare gun at you, I'M THE BAD GUY!
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Jaune: Well, can't you do something about this?
Roman: What? Jackie? Sure thing! Observe.
Roman: (Raps on door) Now you guys say, "It's Jackie~!"
Nora and the kids: It's Jackie~! It's Jackie~! It's Jackie~!
Roman: C'mon, Jaune!
Jaune: (Flatly) It's Jackie. It's Jackie. It's Jackie.
Roman: Who's that squirmy little funny guy~?
Roman: Who jabbed mascara into his brother's eye~?
Roman: It's Jackie~! It's Jackie~! It's Jackie~! He's his mommy's favorite~!
Jacques: (Kicks down door) THAT'S MEEE~!
Roman: Works every time. My mother played bongos. Jaune, you were a little flat.
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Magnum: You should teach at my school!
Roman: And you should work in my gang.
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Roman: Careful! I'm wearing white! If you hit my pants, you'll see the outline of my wiener!
Roman: Oh, what the heck! Fire away~!
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Roman: Come on! Pull the trigger, you big baby!
Jacques: I'M NOT A BABY! I'M A BIG BOY! A BIG, DANGEROUS BOY!
Roman: Baby!
Jacques: STOP IT!
Roman: Baby~!
Jacques: STOP IT!
Roman: Come on, baby~!
Jaune: Stop teasing him!
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Roman: Can you hang bricks from your nipples?
Jaune: I... I don't think I can.
Roman: You would know.
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Roman: My mother left this gang for me to run. To this day, I'm not sure if it was a joke.
Jacques: It should have been me.
Roman: Oh, well, that would have been hilarious!
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Jacques: There you are, Loona, you naughty girl! You're going to get Daddy in trouble again!
Roman: I told you that you weren't ready for a pet Beowolf, Jackie!
Jacques: I AM READY! The Beowolf Sanctuary wasn't ready! And I am NOT putting her in a hotel again!
Roman: Oh, just hurry up and put her into the van. We still have to find that damn Ursa!
Jacques: Here, Loona~! I got you your favorite~! Menagerite pizza~!
Beowolf: (Crawls into cage after pizza)
Jacques: (Shuts cage) GO, GO, GO!
Roman: I am going!
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Roman: (Playing piano) Mommy loved me more than big brother~
Jacques: DON'T SING THAT SONG!
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Jacques: You can leave now. Farewell. Roman and I have some business things to discuss.
Roman: Eh... You're doing your creepy face again. This is why you should grow a beard.
Jacques: YOU KNOW I CAN'T!
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Bob’s Burger/Nora’s Arc, who’s the “Teddy” to Jaune’s “Bob”? https://youtu.be/SSeOnYy-6QU?si=LemvYdcgL7XvdIuh
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I'm gonna be real with you on this one, just like with every other one I've been on, my go to answer was going to be Nora, since every other time I did Teddy, I remember it being Yang. Heck, with that video, I imagined Weiss and Yang as Bob and Teddy. However, after watching THIS, only one character comes to mind for me... Or I would say that, if other characters didn't pop up.
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Thrum: We don't celebrate War Day.
Neptune: WHAT?!
Magnum: We're like the Atlesians and the Horn Festival.
Neptune: Or me at a lesbian bar... Last night... Jaune, I watched an entire hockey game last night and nobody noticed. It was like my semblance was invisibility!
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Jacques: Well, it's time I go crush someone's dreams.
Neptune: Mine?
Jacques: No, my good man. Someone clearly beat me to it a long time ago.
Neptune: Oh, good.
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Neptune: I just stopped by to show you guys my new nutcracker! It's the same kind The Grimm Reaper used when she killed that Nevermore! Ha...
Neptune: ...I spent 49 Lien on this.
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Jaune: No offense, Sun, but I can't really trust you for a taste test. You'll pretty much eat anything.
Sun: What? No way, dude! I'm a pretty picky eater.
Jaune: ...Eat this. (Holds out thing)
Sun: (Eats it) What was it?
Jaune: (Holds up sponge)
Sun: ...DON'T FEED PEOPLE SPONGES, DUDE!
Jaune: (Snickering) You put it in your mouth, Sun!
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Sun: I wonder how much hair I've eaten over the years. Probably a whole mullet's worth.
Nora: (Dry heaves)
Sun: Worth it. (Bites into burger)
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Nora: Jaune, I gotta go. Sun just ate a spoonful of wasabi.
Sun: (Crying) I thought it was guacamole! (Breathing) Ah... Oh, here's the guacamole. (Eats) AGH! NOPE! WASABI AGAIN!
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Sun: I don't buy anything off a truck except stereos and stamps.
Sun: ...I loved that stamp truck, though.
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Qrow: I gotta go to my cousin's wedding this weekend. Not looking forward to that.
Nora: Is this the cousin you got to second base with?
Qrow: Nah, that was my second cousin, and it was third base.
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Qrow: Hey, good to be young, right?
Jaune: I'm forty-three.
Qrow: Oh my god, I... I have to start working out.
Nora: Yes, you do.
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Qrow: Kid! You're pouring ketchup in my coffee!
Jaune: Oh! Sorry! I was distracted!
Qrow: Ugh... Now my coffee is all ruined.
Qrow: Unless... (Drinks) UGH! Nope! That wasn't good at all!
Qrow: ...Wait, let me try it again. (Drinks) AGH! Nope! Still bad! Still gross!
Qrow: Then again... (Drinks) NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Nora: Qrow, stop drinking.
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Qrow: (Wearing Jaune's apron) Here ya go, Qrow, my best friend ever! The Qrowin' Win! I named it after you because we have fun, right?
Qrow: (Takes off apron, Sits at counter) We have a lot fun, kid.
Qrow: (Runs back, Puts on apron) You're the best.
Qrow: I'm the best? You're the best! And, uh, thanks for not being salty about me marrying Nora. Oh, and, uh, thanks for being my best man.
Qrow: Stop it. I was happy to give the woman I loved away to you. And I would do it again in a heartbeat.
Qrow: Thanks, Jaune! You're amazing!
Qrow: Qrow, this is gonna sound crazy, but can I live with you guys?
Qrow: Of course! We can adopt you! You can be my son! I married your wife, and you'll be my son! What a day!
Qrow: I love you, Dad!
Qrow: And I love you, my son.
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