nateohotman

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fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

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Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

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you’re too sexy to be poor this isn’t right

I’m always saying this

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The most beautiful bird

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and is ‘bestie’ in the room with us now?

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i deserve to be loved. not liked, not lusted after, not settled for, but loved.

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if i was a frog and you were a frog would you let me be a guest on your lily pad yes or no

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the real difference between twitter and tumblr is that twitter fries your brain like an egg almost immediately vs tumblr simmers your brain slow n low in a crockpot

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vexillologycirclejerk is the only good subreddit. its so wonderfully stupid

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I’m dying to see your nudes!

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How do I get money to get commissions

I hear the Fighter’s Guild is recruiting. Not a bad way to make some money… if you’ve got the stones for it…

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Five minutes into vigilante justice and chill and he gives you this look.