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NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

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need this

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I like how everybody is paired off haha

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favorite historical event

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"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

#i found one of my profs cited in a paper from some random other university once. that sure felt like a blorbo from my degree moment

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Noooo the women I've had a bit of a casual crush on for over a year and who gives off kinda Lesbian Vibes is straight and has a bf 😭

#personal

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bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

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the craziest thing about being alive is that you have to live with other people’s interpretations of you

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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this would pull me too because i’ve been really into hot salsas lately and i need to talk to someone about it

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Pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for destiel fanfiction

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Thorolf Holmboe (Norwegian, 1866–1935) - Phalacrocoarax aristotelis in midnight sun

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society will heal when everyone will have flip-phones again