#blorbos from my movies !!!

[airlocksandaviaries]

im a huge slut for stories about characters who are just. Real Genuine Human People in absolutely bonkers fucking yonkers ridiculous out of this goddamn world situations. And also a little bit insane too. because real genuine humans are never wholly sane.

#my stuff #characters #tropes #stories #blorbos from my shows #blorbos from my movies #sci fi #fantasy

[teamrocketgender]

#i could give context but who needs it #blorbos from my movies

[ebenelephant]

spiders georg

#renfield 2023 #this is the most coherent comment youre getting about this film from me #the rest is unintelligible babbling about my Shiny New Blorbo as i rock back and forth and flap my hands #renfield #renfield movie #robert montague renfield #my beloved <3 #spiders georg #we found him gang! #nicholas hault #mine

[buttercup-barf]

The Mario movie was cute, best scenes are the ones with the bros just being. Bros.

Peppino is their cousin. That's it, that's the funny.

And per tradition? I guess? Some more (unfortunately Mario-less) doodles under the cut.

... Yeah. Twinsomnia again. These damn sibs are still on my brain. They're here to - Oh? Oh, Peppino's not a kid? They had the wrong address? Oh well. Might as well help him get through the tower!

Something-something functioning as a single character, something-something throwing each other around, something-something basically Gus and Brick.

Some more self-indulgent crossover'ish nonsense...

Same mirror, same man, different time, different reflections. Shoutout to @/rascal-rose for the idea of young Peppino having curly hair!! I cherish him.

And some wholesome stuff to top it off. (I feel like my handwriting is especially bad on the last one, so just in case, it goes "Buongiorno, ranocchio. Do you want the coffee?".)

#mario movie #LMAO AS I WAS TYPING OUT THIS TAG TUMBLR SUGGESTED ''m*ri om*ri'' (censored to avoid infiltrating that tag) #imagine. #anyway #mario mario #luigi mario #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #twinsomnia #not gonna use the f///nf tag because i feel like i'd be pushing it #like listen. so many times i go into the tag of a thing. and i'll see posts just briefly mentioning that thing and barely having it. #maybe i'm more upset than i should be but i just UGH!! someone out there may be STARVING for g*stavo content and me mentioning him here- #-brings that person to this post.. BUT THERE IS NO G*STAVO!!!!!! NO BLORBO!!!!!!!!!!!! #i could never do that to someone. i know that pain all too well to put someone else through that. #also why i wanna refrain from tagging people i don't personally know. like yes awesome artist look at my insanity that has one brief- #-mention of your awesome idea. obviously credit is necessary but emnemnemne i'd rather do it quietly

[roobusmcscroobus]

Me on my way to make content for characters that nobody gives a shit about

#this is about my muppet stimboard account #muppets #the muppets #jim henson #the muppet movie #the muppet show #sam eagle #link hogthrob #lew zealand #crazy harry #swedish chef #blorbos #blorbofication #blorbos from my shows #poor little meow meow

[diet-bathwater]

ridley scott’s quest to babygirlify joaquin phoenix over all historical decades continues

#i will not rest until it is complete #joaquin phoenix #ridley scott #napoleon #napoleon bonaparte #napoleon movie #napoleon 2023 #commodus #commodus gladiator #gladiator 2000 #gladiator movie #film #movies #woobification #woobified #blorbo #blorbo from my shows

[writeouswriter]

Yeah, maybe that character is the worst, but you don’t have all the facts, which are: I love h—

ow a character doesn’t have to be quote unquote “good” in order to be well written, multi-faceted and interesting to watch or read about, and someone can be given all these seemingly “irredeemable” traits and morals you don’t necessarily agree with but you can still in other ways analyze, connect to or empathize with regardless because time and skill has been taken to craft them into more than a 2D cutout, and being able to capture both that conflict of ideals and yet desire to understand is simultaneously a mark of great writing and of the human condition.

Also, I love them.

#similar to my other post but I don’t care #feeling feelings again and all #blorbo from my shows #characters #media analysis #character analysis #media literacy #books #media #movies #tv shows #literature #writeblr #ish

[hasturlavista]

finally made an edit of my ultimate blorbo. big lebowski enjoyers rise up

#the big lebowski #donny #steve buscemi #edit #THEODORE DONALD KERABATSOS YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE #I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU JUST DONT GET IT…. #BLORBO FROM MY MOVIES :D

[almostshamelesspenguin]

Luigi... Best character so true... You did nothing 75% of the movie ily so much <3

#blorbo from my movies #super mario #mario movie #super mario bros movie #super mario bros #mario movie spoilers #super mario bros movie spoilers #mario spoilers #luigi #luigi my beloved #bowluigi shippers living off one scene rn

[rovermcfly]

New York City, 1977. Detective Frank Barnes (Paul Newman) is fighting more than just the heatwave: A robbery spree becomes increasingly difficult to investigate as the head of the operation, Sonny Moreno (Robert Redford), uses it as a platform to flirt with none other but the head detective himself. What ensues is a cat and mouse game full of adrenaline, drama and sexual tension that leaves the cop torn between two worlds.

more at @themoderngomorrah

#the modern gomorrah #goncharov who???? this is my fake movie that is real to me #I'll add some fun facts about the poster in a reblog later for anyone interested #anyway ask me about blorbos from my brain 🙏 #full screenplay pending #honestly this poster might change yet but I'm eager to put it out there #paul newman #robert redford #fake movie #goncharov #unreality #I do clarify in the tags but just in case #the essential modern gomorrah

[lolli-says-stuff]

He‘s a milf (monster I’d like to fuck)

#venom #symbiote #eddie brock #blorbo from my shows #blorbo #monster fucker #this is a joke #for legal reasons #symbrock #venom x Eddie #venom marvel #venom comics #venom movies #venom Sony

[airlocksandaviaries]

#blorbo from my shows #blorbo from my movies #blorbo #poll #blorbo poll #my besties know which one I am #and I know which one my best bestie is #what about you Tumblr? #tony stark #dream of the endless #tom iceman kazansky #<- the Blorbos in question #favorite characters

[department-of-landing-strategies]

A Series of Incorrect Quotes

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(Shortly after Percy and Marcus's second year fight)

Marcus: Where are you going?!

Penny: To prove you're a jerk!

Marcus: Well, I don't need proof for that!

~~~~~

(The only context I can think for this is that the group summoned something on purpose)

Audrey: There she is. Giant, scary lady.

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(Percy being annoyed)

Percy: "He's done the impossible." He's done nothing

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(Marcus and Olivver having the same plans during Quidditch season at Hogwarts)

Oliver: Oh yeah here I go Marcus. Just another fucking day with Marcus. Hey hey hey fuck my life.

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(Penny gets fed up with their third year DADA teacher)

Professor Susan [Last Name Here]: Someone should put your ass in a mental asylum

Penny: Someone should put you in a box and throw you down the fucking river, Susan

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(Sleep deprived Percy having zero filter and Oliver dealing with it)

Percy: You think the wind is ever trying to tell us something? We don't know how to hear it anymore.

Oliver: Just want you to stop saying odd shit

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(Draco assuming Percy and Audrey are gay)

Draco: Okay, listen. Assuming someone is gay because of their apperance is stereotyping and harmful but fucking look at them.

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(Audrey and Oliver sharing a brain cell when being impulsive)

Oliver: I'm confused. We're being impulsive, are you supposed to kick or knock when you're being impulsive?

Audrey: Knock with your foot

Oliver: Brilliant

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(Penny and Marcus having a conversation half the time)

Penny: Look, I know we don't always see eye to eye

Marcus [6 foot 4]: That's because you're too short to do so

Penny [Average height]: Listen here, you fuck

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(Fourth year Quidditch practice after one of the twins' pranks puts Percy in the hospital wing)

Oliver: I am at a loss for words

Charlie: Despite being lost for words, Oliver yelled at them for the next 45 minutes

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(Part of the aftermath of Percy buying a snake and asking Draco and Charlie for help naming it)

Percy (holding a python): Guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name it

Charlie: You did WHAT

Draco: William Snakespeare

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(Draco gets bribed into swearing for Marcus)

Marcus: Are you-

Draco: Fucking

Marcus: Kidding me? You-

Draco: Fucking

Marcus: Idiot

Percy: What was that?

Draco: Snape banned Flint from swearing so he's paying me to do it

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(Percy anytime Charlie brings home a creature)

Percy: What you got there

Charlie [trying to smuggle a possibly illegal creature into the Burrow]: A smoothie

#percy weasley #oliver wood #audrey weasley #marcus flint #penelope clearwater #draco malfoy #charlie weasley #hp incorrect quotes #tbh i have no idea what the source is for all but three of these #the three i know come from the new atla live action series that came out recently #imma say that it's not as bad as the live action movie but isn't as good as the animated show #Draco and Charlie are just vibing here with my blorbos

[heyclickadee]

So, my family is rewatching Rings of Power, and since I’m the one in the family that read The Silmarillion (like a masochist), I’m the one who keeps getting asked all the questions.

#‘did this happen?’ well broadly speaking yes but Tolkien never fleshed this part of middle-earth’s history out in much detail #but I know exactly where they got the idea for whatever it is most of the time #‘is Galadriel’s husband really dead’ of course not #‘did Sauron ever go by the name Halbrand?’ well not really but also how much time do you have because this is going to take some explaining #‘is that Gandalf?’ almost definitely but they’re doing the blue wizard thing with him by taking him to Rhun #also I think they’re making him the basis for the hobbit’s ’man in the moon’ song so I’m honestly okay with it #‘is the Queen lady’s nightmare significant’ Yes three times over but how am I supposed to say anything about it #without giving away what’s probably a season finale #‘what’s with the mithril?’ Hell if I know I’m as confused as you are about that #actually the Galadriel’s husband one was funny #because of course Celeborn shows up in the movies #but my mom wasn’t sure that was actually her husband #or some random blorbo #or a second husband #which then opened up the whole conversation #to how the elves are painfully monogamous even when their spouse dies #because they way they die is weird and also #they all still have generational and firsthand trauma from the fallout of that one elf guy who did get remarried #rings of power spoilers

[rooscandraw]

i don't even go here i just like emo boys with they boobs out

id in alt!

#LMAO. i was in the room for part of my housemates binging trigun/stampede #blorbo by proxy even if i only actually paid attention to the movie #trigun #tristamp #trigun 98 #wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #uhhhh #transgenderism be upon ye....bc my friend whos blorbo this actually is says he n vash r t4t and im always abt that t4t shit #tw smoking #illustration #roos.png #what even are tags #hi ive been home from school for a week. hibernated. finally drew smth #anyway big supporter of slutty emo boys with religious trauma

[zibulon01]

Got tagged by @kstbj thank you! (hi, feel free to ask about more details or snippets for each of them if you want)

#dear redoak i'm still stuck in full SW brainrot for the most part sorry lol #and mostly working on the first fic in this poll since i don't want my attention to get even more scattered than it is #i also wanted to include SW gilded cage AU but i need to rewatch the movie it's inspired from first before working on it #to no one's surprise most SW fic ideas i have are centered around Anakin/Vader and Luke #i love interactions between these two i need more of my blorbos aszafqytdfz #*constantly rotating them both in my head like rotisserie chickens* #i do have more fic ideas laying around but they're too vague and mostly mere concepts/need to be vastly reworked for some #not counting the few BNHA AUs i already have which are for the most part art-based only rn #also one wild KHR fic thingie appearing out of nowhere cause it's a decade old idea that came back randomly in july haha #and i just felt like throwing it in this poll xD #tag #poll