#bless my dumb boi

[irlbop]

Love how everyone has an established age range

And then there’s Hobie over here going “I don’t believe in having a canon age. Time is an illusion upheld by a capitalistic society in order to exploit the masses and prophet off of the pressure applied by expectations that come with certain milestones. I refuse to be a victim. Am I old enough to have a bar mitzvah? Am I old enough to qualify for the early bird special at most restaurants? Or is it time for my quincé? Ain’t nobody gonna know 🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿”

#Phil Lord god bless you but #how dare you look at my dumb bih face and try and say Hobie is 15 #like yeah there is an unfortunate culture between black boys being adultified to be villainized #and everyone ages differently but like #Hobie has definitely already been had his quincé so to speak #bruv could apply for credit by now if he believed in credit #Hobie brown #smatsv #across the spiderverse #spiderpunk #spider punk

[mimmikyyu]

#qi rong #tgcf manhua #Tgcf #heaven official's blessing #my dumb idiot boy #I’m love

[hauntingblue]

What kind of episode title is "luffy confronts the harsh reality" 😭😭

#two weeks??? WHERE IS LUFFY #also have the marines never heard of power vacuums??? they really are dumb and fucking stupid #damn... we thought after the marine deferating the big pirate they would calm down and fear us!! who woulda thot!! #goodbye iva san :'( #luffy being the only exception in amazon lily.... literally everyone loves him lmao #hancock is me actually. cant eat cant sleep thinking about luffy suffering #she is so real #oh luffy :((( #me as luffy too asking for ace #whay the fuck #crying again #luffy crying likr a little boy..... i mean he kida is.... #i cant take it #i pinched my cheeks until they bled so if this was a dream i would have already woken up #what if i cry and shit and sob and throw up #the flashbacks there just to put a little extra salt on the wound #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 491 #also. jimbe. god bless his soul #and luffys voice actress..... miss...... that is some insane shit youve been pulling lately

[birbfeedersart]

hap birf to the ghost king!! here have some cuddles with dianxia under the moonlight~

also wanted to add that they braided each other's hair, it's very important to me that u know this

(i spent like two hours making this really intricate butterfly necklace but it ended up being covered by xie lian's head and i am just sO--)

#birb draws #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #天官赐福 #is this an art blog? #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #taizi dianxia #hua chengzhu #san lang #hap birf #u big dumb ghost boy #im a bit late but ah well #tgcf fanart #my art #one of them is better at braiding than the other #(it's not dianxia)

[falsiliar]

“W-What the hell?!” The sight of the smaller male’s bloodied features would cause him to shout with a start. Reeling back for a moment, as he had foolishly thought for a moment that a creepy little ghost stood before him, in the middle of the forth floor's creepy ass hallway, “What the hell happened to you, man?!”

While he himself was not in the best of shape, his concern and befuddlement would win above all else. Remembering to breathe after that brief but vicious scare, as he began approaching Kokichi. Regular wariness and apprehension mostly put aside for the time being, as he knelt down ever so slightly to take a better look at the guy.

... Why the hell hadn’t anyone mentioned this? That he had gotten hurt like this during the investigation? God, there was so much blood! And yet, he was still grinning that damn grin of his, despite it. No way he was still screwing around with him then, right???

“… C’mon.” Regardless of where they stood then, Kaito definitely wasn’t going to just leave him like this. “Let’s get you cleaned up. There should be some bandages and stuff at the warehouse.”

@idyllicserendipity || you sneakin' on in here with this... ;P

"Awh, are you scared, Kaito~? ♡"

He could've added "for me," since that seemed to be the astonishing case here—buried under the fraidy-cat's usual demeanor, that is—but Kokichi was just as content not calling any attention to that. There was teasing to be had, sure. The tall idiot made that far too easy, most of the time. But right when a mocking little drawl rumbled up in his throat, shaped his lips, prepped to coo at Kaito's moronic concern for him—

Some outer force Kokichi couldn't even pretend to know stayed his tongue. Fixed his jaw. Made his lips tremble between a grin and a grimace.

All too quickly, a pair of lilac eyes was hovering there right in front of him, and a bolt struck down Kokichi's spine. It made him freeze as if he was paralyzed, traces of static ribboning up and down his limbs while he just blinked. And again. Three times.

Sooo...Maybe he had a concussion, right? That's why he was a bit off his game!

His bark of laughter cut through the air loud and sharp, uncontrolled. Kokichi's legs recalled their primary function, and he took a few steps back with his palms lifted—almost like... a shield? With a shake of his head, "Hey hey hey! What gave you the idea I want to be cleaned up?" Back to lifting his chin all proud and smug: the I totally bashed my head on purpose, how dare you try to take this from me look.

How dare you pretend to care? Not like Kaito had it in him to lie, so... what in the world was he playing at?

"I think it adds to my character, don't you?" And no, he wasn't specifically avoiding touching his own head for any other reason than that! He didn't want it messed up, right? "I'm actually having a lot of fun with this. Don't be such a party pooper!"

#idyllicserendipity #🎲||► answered #🎲||► bond: our undertow pulls us both though (idyllicserendipity: kaito momota) #AAAAAA ty again so so so much for sending this becky!!! ;w;/ #any ask from you always brings a smile to my face T~T <3 #and i'm LIVING FOR ALL of these interactions with our purple boys #everyone: doesn't give a crap about kokichi hurting himself #kokichi: haha aw u guys suck #kaito: gives a crap #kokichi: LMAOOOO WTF UR SO DUMB !!! #i'm gonna dropkick this lil gremlin into another dimension jfc #bless you for caring about him when he's such a lil demon kaito u-u <3

[ishizizzle]

It's episode 3 and I know Kinnosuke ends up with that yt American girl in the live action but he's better for Kotoko 💀 but she's masochist she said so herself and only a TRUE CLOWN A PURE IDIOT picks the Ice Prince life girl I put my clown shoes on daily I get it

Irie is a good ice prince character tho cuz he's so not charming 💀 like what other girl would want him?? The boy is a robot, only a goofy girl like Kotoko could get over his bs as fast as she does

The whole house bullying the FUCK outta her is wild tho 💀💀 they all putting their worst foot forward and Kotoko gets called the dumb one? She's the most emotionally mature one in the house tbh

#mischievous kiss #aihara kotoko #irie naoki #I've never seen the anime I went right to the live action. 2013 anime is fun they dont let girls be dumb in these spring romances anymore #its all flower boys and you lied in autumn and music n shit i want my MC unhinged! I want her compelling not poetic! #it me #moving these from twitter cuz i have time today and twitter is so boring #also Mrs. Irie was blessed with boys because her parenting style would have a girl leaping into a well at 15 to get away from it

[seokmattchuus]

Matthew jelly pop center 🧘🏻‍♀️

Gyuvin hot summer center 🧘🏻‍♀️

#dumb fuck ted talk #it probably won't happen but mnet should rig it #also #not mnet giving matthew a good edit after watching him plummet after treating him like shit #making him look all charming like they didn't set his ass up #was it because they still want him in top 9 just not top 5 🙄😒 #like did they really think he wouldn't fall that bad #because he did and now i want him safe from your evil clutches istg #allsooo gyuvin hot summer center just gives off the perfect vibe like tell me i'm wrong #like bless #both of them deserve center because they fit the concepts #y'know #because centers are supposed to fit the concept #and not just be popular #oh wait i forgot that's not what we're doing #oopsie my bad #boys planet #boys planet problems

[heffrondriving]

Oh another request I was wondering if you could make some BTR wallpapers with all of the members from the episode Big time Audition???

hiya omg i'm so sorry this is super late already (,╯︵╰,) but i just posted it here!! thank you for requesting again (i always do have a blast and a half with it :>) and for being patient as well, i really hope you like them~ 💖

#bless u lots for indulging my dumb edit-making whims hehe ✨ #(my slow af dinosaur laptop and ancient bones are Not Having Any Of It lately that's why this took me a while but i tried my vv best ;-;) #also silly babie btr boys gif goes brrrr #thequartz0ne #all the windows down #asks #answered #btr #big time rush #gif #big time boys

[padfootastic]

I don’t know if anyone else has had this thought (wouldn’t surprise me) but I’ve never seen anyone talk about it.

You can not convince me that James Potter didn’t enchanted his glass to do cool shit. Perhaps he got them to function kinda like the map but for anywhere and everywhere he is. Maybe they can show the entire lay out of the building or area he’s in, let him see through stuff, show him what people are thinking, replay memories not just his own but those of others (sorta like a pensive) maybe they can identify dark wizards or something I don’t know! But there is NO way James and Sirius didn’t come with this ✨brilliant✨ idea. The possibility are astounding.

I don’t think he’d enchant them to cheat in school he didn’t need the help nor do I think he’d use them in that stereotypical way of seeing through peoples clothes or anything of that sort. That’s stuff kinda lame in my opinion.

anon be honest, did u see my answer to another ask comparing james to tony stark a while ago? *squints suspiciously*

lol i’m kidding but u cannot tell me that isn’t ridiculously futuristic innovator of him. and i love it. j&s’ troublemaking was always breaking rules & pushing the boundaries of magic (for me) and this fits perfectly for them. i bet they had so many half-discarded genius ideas for how to make things around them different or better.

lol @ james potter fucking around and accidentally inventing not just muggle television but *portable* muggle televisions. very on brand.

#james potter #sirius black #ok fully agree that our boy won’t engage in that kind of sleazy behaviour #BUT. one caveat. pls. #he tweaks it specifically to look thru sirius’ clothes (w his blessing + help of course) #(only if sirius gets a matching pair) #look my prongsfoot + exhibitionist heart couldn’t help it ok? #(now i’m wondering about the poor soul who accidentally picks up the glasses and gets an eyeful lol) #back to ur idea tho. imagine if they knew about the dark mark in the first war #and make like an x ray thing that detects specially that under clothes/charms bc it’s connected to the dark magic in it #or there’s like a detector that picks up traces of magic so u can see if it was cast in the vicinity #like i just imagine him fucking around with runes one day #(i fully hc these dumb boys w no regard for their life were playing around w those carelessly) #and just stumbles upon these revolutionary uses #but also. u know those casual geniuses who don’t realise they’re doing something groundbreaking? just throw it in random conversations #like that. he’ll just mention over breakfast one day ‘yeah i managed to see bone through the human body yesterday. it was weird.’ #everyone’s like ??? and he’s just snacking on an apple like ‘moony did u know u have minute cracks going up yours?’ #anon look at the pandora’s box you’ve opened here #i cannot stop thinking of oblivious genius james now lol #i’m also kind of obsessed with magical + muggle overlap in inventions like the *potential* #pen’s asks

[probablyscreamingintothevoid]

characters that have given me gender euphoria

Aizawa Shouta - when my hair got long again during 2020 I wore it half up half down like she does when he goes around informing the parents of his class that they are setting up dorms for the students 

I started wearing my hair like that mostly because I thought it was cute and I love him. But the absolute joy it gave me. 

Eddie Munson - I got really hype fixated on him when season four dropped and I needed a Halloween costume for this year. The second I put on the wig it was the same rush as before, but multiplied by a high number 

I had decided to try cosplaying to see if it had any kick (it does)

Spock - part one is that i  got these beautiful ear cuffs at RenFest last weekend and they were pointed ears, much like Spock’s. My friend teased me and told me to get them, I’d look just like Spock. I tried them on and absolutely purchased them. 

part two is that my sister took a photo of me last night, looked at the photo and proceeded to tell that she had a comment to make about it and it would either make me really happy or leave me offended. I was like....Okay? Anyway, she told me that I was giving Spock in that photo. I wish I was joking when I said it made me feel so valid. Like, dumb laugh and happy clapping. 

bless these perfect, idiotic boys and the joy they have brought me by simply being. 

#gender euphoria #gender expression #have you ever looked at a character and loved them so much #but you aren't sure if it's because you love them or because you want to be them? #and then you cry in gender #bless my friend who asked me that once #and changed my life #aizawa shouta #eddie munson #Spock #perfect #dumb boys #masculine energy #shouta aizawa #eddie stranger things #star trek spock

[whimsyprinx]

I love saying the dumbest shit imaginable and having my friends confess their love and adoration for me in response, it’s so fucking funny

#whimsy whispers #i will say some truly idiotic things and my lovely lovely friends will call me endearing and tell me how much they love me and it is so #sweet and would be even sweeter if it weren’t a direct response to my braincell deficiency #bless us all #i can’t say shit cause I do the same to my friends #it’s like #when your loved ones say something truly stupid and your heart swells with love #i liken it to when a kitten is clumsy and dumb and you’re like ‘oh you dumb beautiful boy ily’

[thresholdbb]

Michael Sullivan’s suuuch a drama queen

Michael: I was hoping it might ease the pain.

EMH: Are you in discomfort?

Michael: Agony's more like it. How could you do this to me, Lord? Why don't you ask him? You've got his ear, don't you?

#AGONY #to be fair I would also be trying to drown my sorrows if I were ghosted by Janeway #fair haven #dumb ass Irish stereotype episode of my heart #all the accents are very har har har #oh but the yearning makes it worth it #god bless you tommy-me-boy #I wonder if this is cause Mulgrew would make St Patrick’s a big deal on set and they were like sure we’ll go with that onscreen too

[verstarppen]

now riddle me this .

since all the drivers talk about how hard the singapore gp is because its so hot and humid HOW ABOUT

singaporean fem driver reader whos used to the climate and her shenanigans with the f1 grid

idk i thought this would be a good idea 😢😢

summary; the singapore heat can't kill you, but the sight of him sweaty and disheveled just might

pairing; oscar piastri x fem! ferrari driver! reader [ no faceclaim ]

a/n; this is my thank you letter to @localwhoore for helping me with the oscar series, i owe you big time; also if anyone has any idea what to do when i hit 3k send me an ask

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scuderiaferrari The heat never bothered her anyway

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36rg P1 BABY IT'S OUR YEAR

gonestappen not for longggggg

gothfrogasly oh they're so hot for that (get it?)

buttonette_20 It's Oscar and Lando congratulating her mid interview for me

meepshoemaker WHERE buttonette_20 Post quali interviews!! They were walking by, Lando stopped to congratulate her and Oscar had the audacity to wink but it looked so awkward 😭 meepshoemaker bless his soul that boy has 0 rizz

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mclaren We, at McLaren, do not take a side in the conflict, and if we had to, it would be Oscar's. That said, here are some of the ways he looks at Y/N. Happy Race Day! 🧡

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sebwebb admin you're so brave for this

maxielhearter take a shot if mclaren admin knowing about oscassgate was on your bingo card

g3org3zilla NAHHHHHH THEY DIDN'T

mclaren Oh, yes, we did 😊 oscarpiastri 🤨

scuderiayn girl

mclaren Just doing my job 😊 scuderiayn how much did mick and max f. pay you to post this mclaren I plead the 5th maxfewtrell DUDE

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scuderiayn i won or whatever LANDO P2 BABYYYY

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forzapluto FERARRI WIN??? WHAT YEAR IS IT????

bottaswiththefur breaking the verstappen domination and being more excited about your buddy getting a podium is insane but not as insane as oscassgate

scuderiayn I JUST GOT A WIN AND WE'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT OSCAR'S ASS?? oscarpiastri You're no longer interested, then? scuderiayn oh charles_leclerc At last mickschumacher I teared up, they grow up so fast landonorris and if i said i caught him looking at your ass too what then scuderiayn you didn't landonorris no i didn't but like imagine if i did what then

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oscarpiastri Thank you @ charles_leclerc for revealing your DMs. Without you, it would have taken longer for this to happen.

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scuderiayn *being dumb enough to reveal his DMs

charles_leclerc First of all I just scored you a date. scuderiaferrari You should be scoring points instead scuderiayn ha scuderiaferrari You included scuderiayn oh im sorry, you're talking to THE max destroyer charles_leclerc Bow to her highness landonorris someone's about to be known as THE y/n destroyer scuderiayn ok mr nowins scuderiayn wait scuderiayn LANDO

pic credits: instagram and pinterest

fic-specific taglist; @onecojg @spilled-coffee-cup @cixrosie @sheridamn @namgification @thehufflepuffavenger1 @sxrcxsm26

blog taglist; @wtfisakilometer2 @aexitizen-ln4 @localwhoore @onecojg @sheridamn @cixrosie @gulabjamooon @melozyxo @spilled-coffee-cup @biitch-with-wifi @coffeehurricanes @iifloweringnightsii @jsjcue @lanando4 @fastcarsandshit @christianpulisic10 @allygatcr @marshmummy @lavenderhazeeworld @ravisinghs-wife @namgification @sheridamn @whatislifebutlemons @demvnsriot @stinkyjax @sxrcxsm26 @beskardroids @tbsloneely

(it's my birthday on sunday im about to get the best dutch anthem of the year)

#oscar piastri x reader #f1 #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #f1 instagram au #f1 social media au #f1 smau #instagram au #oscar piastri #oscar piastri imagine #oscar piastri x you #f1 imagines

[rexcaliburechoes]

it is peak diamant hours

#rex rambles #he's my boy with his dumb smile and wildly variable stat growths #poor boy either gets rng screwed or rng blessed #there is no middling diamant #I want to kiss him and tell him he doesn't have to be perfect #and that he doesn't have to shove everything into the little box to be perfect and strong #he is my blorbo. I love him

[imthatqueerkid]

#crush blogging day 37 #first time in person since our silly little confession snd honestly nothing changed and i appreciate that #although thats not exactly true we did have a conversation about physical boundaries which was good #and i found out who has been giving him origami hearts #i dont know her well but from what my sister says shes liked fire boy since right around when we started talking #my sister says shes annoying but again- not familiar with her #my mom bless her heart is all 'oh youre *definitely* the clear choice between you and her' thanks mom youve seen her a total of 2 times #assuming im the type of person fire boy likes which apparently i am #then yes i would agreee i fit the bill better. obviously. this is so dumb oh my god #anyway he wants to let her down gently so to speak #and that made me like him even more hes so kind and considerate #shes a nice person i think and i hope she finds someone lovely #and id be lying if i said i didn't feel the tiniest bit triumphant but ive also been the one who always flirts and never gets flirted with #it sucks! and for that reason i have nothing against her #thats all folks #fire boy #from the couch #Spotify

[ghstzzn]

princess treatment | c.yj & k.th

pairing(s): choi yeonjun x f!reader x kang taehyun genre: smut, one shot, friends with benefits, porn with context warnings/tags: unprotected sex, threesome, multiple orgasms, rough sex, degradation, oral (m! rec), manhandling, mean doms!taejun, fingering, double penetration, yeonjun is taunting and chatty, taehyun is just mean. petnames (baby & princess) name calling (slut, whore & bitch) ++ clubbing, drinking. also there is not a single kiss or makeout sesh in this lol

summary: the birthday girl gets what she wished for.

note: my dreamsum. god bless the frat boy daddy line. special tag to @sammylvr bc shes been waiting SO long for this & thx for letting me yap for over a month abt this... word count: 3.8k oops

You had two ideas in mind for how this night could end; either it ending with you blacking out and waking up with possible alcohol poisoning, or with you ending up in a stranger's bed getting the best (most mid) dick of your life.

Again, you had. 

Now, you found yourself playing with fire. Two tall, scorching hot fires. 

A dumb smile played on your lips as you went back and forth between Taehyun and Yeonjun throughout the night. Bending over to softly speak into one of their ears under the claim that the clubs music was too loud, or your touch that lingered on their arms and chest, giggling at whatever they said–even bending over in your tiny black skirt as you reached for your cup of overpriced liquor that you accidentally left on the other side of the table.

You’ve had your fair share of the two men, not knowing ever where your relationship stood with either of them. But, you couldn’t care less, you were young and having fun–plus, everyone and their mothers were aware that you occasionally fuck one of the two best friends. What they don’t know is that it’s been at least a month since the last interaction, physical and verbal, with both of them. 

It wasn’t a huge falling out with them, but it was awkward and eye opening (and very self destructive.) Simply put, you woke up one day and realized you needed to stop fucking two of your closest friends. Though, it didn’t go well with either Yeonjun or Taehyun.

The two were adamant about the entire situation not even meaning anything to them, and that friends could fuck and share their girls without any strings attached or hurt feelings. And while you agreed, you couldn’t hide the disappointment that lingered in your chest. After that conversation, you slowly distanced yourself from the two, hoping that fate would take it into its own hands and fix your friendship for you. They would regularly reach out to you and you wouldn’t always ignore them (you also took Yeonjun in a bathroom at some random house party but no one needed to know.)

You also couldn’t deny the way your body continued to crave them with each. passing. day. It was frustrating–the way you were scared of losing them but still had sinful dreams of them taking your body like it was nothing. Both of them. 

God, you needed them again. 

Tonight started out weirdly. One of your best friends, Yunjin, jokingly suggested you invite the two to your birthday party at the club, but the suggestion turned serious when she said, “wait, but like, what if they actually come?” “Plus, they’d surely open their wallets if they did show up. Just do it!” 

You should’ve expected them to show up though, they were or are some of your closest friends.

It was awkward for you at first, but it wasn’t long before your mind cleared and realized that; fuck it, its your birthday and you deserve to have a little fun. Your plans from earlier completely thrown out the window as your third eye opened and your chakra lined up (a.k.a you totally just wanted to fuck with the two the entire night, again, it’s your birthday and you’re just a girl afterall.)

“How much have you had to drink?” Taehyun asks, his hand on your knee as you sit as close as possible to him in the booth.

“Honestly, not much at all.” 

Taehyun nods slowly at your reply and you just send him a tight lipped smile. A new song starts playing, making you gasp and shout how much you loved this song. Before Taehyun could say anything, you stood up, using his upper thigh to help you stand. He takes a deep breath as he watches you skip away into the crowd, throwing your arms around your friend's neck. His gaze leaves yours, only to find Yeonjun who flickered his eyes between your figure and his own. Taehyun quickly gulps the rest of his drink down before standing, a plan forming in his own mind.

You knew exactly what you were doing

And if you thought they’d have moved on from you–oh, were you dead wrong.

You were quick to notice Taehyun's figure moving around the club, you couldn’t pin down his stone cold expression, whether he was upset or not–no one could know.

You tried to follow your eyes to where he was headed, but the crowded dance floor made it almost impossible. Taking a few deep breaths, you silently decide to tone it down and go back to dancing, hoping to avoid Taehyun and Yeonjun for at least an hour–or the rest of the night. 

But maybe your not-so-innocent game has backfired on you.

You didn’t know how much time passed, but the dance floor was starting to wear you out and you definitely needed a five minute breather. Tapping Yunjin's shoulder, you quickly shout that you were going to go grab a drink, she sends you a thumbs up and you squeeze your way out of the crowd. 

As you near the bar, you notice Taehyun and Yeonjun sitting next to each other. You reach the bar, quickly ordering a water and some random vodka mix. When you turn your head, your eyes meet Yeonjun's, who leaned back against the bar with an arm thrown over the back of the bar stool, sending you a sweet smile. Taehyun followed his line of vision, his eyes scanning over your body as he notices you. The bartender returns with your water and other drink, and feeling pressured by the two men’s gaze, you slowly make your way towards them.

“Ah, there’s the birthday girl!” Yeonjun greets you, “Where have you been, princess? Missed you over here.”

You set your drinks down next to theirs on the bar, throwing a thumb over your shoulder towards the dance floor. “Dancing. It hasn’t even been a full thirty minutes since I last saw the both of you.”

Taehyun takes a swig of his drink before replying, “Thirty minutes drags by when you aren’t running your hands all over the both of us every five minutes.”

You shyly avert your gaze from him, earning a chuckle from Yeonjun.

“Are you guys enjoying your night?” 

You face Taehyun again, expecting an answer from him. Yeonjun stands from his stool, stepping behind you, his breath hitting your ear. You shiver at the sudden closeness.

“That’s what you're curious about?” Taehyun questions, leaning back in his seat.

“Well, I-” 

Yeonjun cuts you off, “What happened to the handsy girl from earlier? Thought you were gonna come over here with more obvious neediness.”

You only bite your bottom lip in response, suddenly feeling hot with Yeonjun's hands ghosting over your waist and Taehyun's gaze burning into you. “Obvious?”

Taehyun lets out a dry laugh at your meak response. You couldn’t linger on his reaction with Yeonjun's fingers trailing down your back, his eyes falling on the miniskirt you were wearing. Suddenly, he pushes you towards Taehyun, softly but still enough to have you stabilize yourself with your hands on his thighs. 

“What’s wrong, princess? Feeling okay?” Taehyun asks. You look at him with confusion written all over your face.

Did he miss how Yeonjun practically threw you at him?

“I’m… fine?” You remove your hands from his thighs, earning a look from him that you can’t quite read.

Yeonjun lays the back of his hand against your cheek, his chest flush with your back. 

“You sure? You’re feeling hot,” he presses, “we should get you home.. Don’t want you getting sick here on your birthday, no?”

You turn halfway to face Yeonjun, blinking at both men. Taehyun was mumbling something about telling your friends that you’d be leaving and grabbing your bag while Yeonjun softly brushed a piece of hair behind your ears, smiling widely at you. 

Sat in between the two in the backseat of an uber, you fiddle with your bag nervously. Yeonjun made small talk with the driver as his hand laid on your thigh, his pinky finger drawing circles right under the hem of your skirt. Taehyun on the other hand had his arm rested against the car door, eyes fixed on your exposed thighs. You only stared straight at the windshield in front of you.

The drive back to Yeonjun’s high rise felt almost suffocating, and not exactly in a bad way. The stunt they pulled back at the club was enough to tell you what was happening next, but when you read their faces–you only see emotions that make you want to apologize.

Leaning into Taehyun slightly as Yeonjun continues his conversation with the driver, you catch his attention, “I’m sorry, by the way. I didn’t mean to gh-”

“Doesn’t matter now–we can talk about it later if it bugs you that bad.” He cuts you off. You nod and settle back against the seat, Yeonjun’s hand squeezing your thigh as he shoots you a small smirk. He leans back into the seat, ending his conversation with the driver, who ends up turning the radio up.

“You’ll show us how sorry you are, won’t you?” His lips graze your ear, each word sending goosebumps down your neck. 

When you don’t reply, he only asks again, traveling his hand further up your skirt reaching his fingers under the band of your flimsy underwear. You breathe out a small yes, drawing a chuckle out of Yeonjun, who places a kiss against your head.

“Good girl.”

Suddenly, Taehyun is grabbing your hand and helping you out of the car. The journey up to the apartment is a blur as you’re too busy trying to steady your pounding heart.

As soon as you enter the apartment, he throws your bag and any other belongings he was carrying onto the couch while Yeonjun has his hands firmly on your waist from behind. 

“I mean, seriously.” Yeonjun is barely centimeters away from your ears, his hands sliding up your waist to grab at the end of your skimpy top. “One moment she's completely ghosting her two best friends, and the next moment she's all over them like a whore.”

You gulp at his words, the insult going straight to your core. “That’s not–I wasn’t trying to gho-”

“Oh, no baby, it’s okay~.” There’s a pause. “Right, Taehyun?”

You look up from the ground, suddenly inches away from Taehyun. You were now sandwiched in between the two men.

“Get out of that head of yours. You’re the only one convincing yourself that this is wrong.” He repeats the same words spoken the night you brought it all up to them.

The one button holding your entire shirt together was undone in an instant and Yeonjun dragged the top down your arms slowly, making sure to trail his fingers along your skin.

“I’m sure she can make it up to us.” Taehyun replies flatly. 

“Don’t worry, baby, it’s your birthday–it’ll be enjoyable for all of us.”

Standing just in your miniskirt in between the two men only made you grow hotter and wetter. The tension and cold air makes your nipples harden and by instinct you bring your arms to cover yourself–but Yeonjun is quick to grab them, shoving them behind your back.

“Just do what you're best at and take it, yeah?”

Taehyun steps out of the way as Yeonjun pushes you by your trapped wrists towards his bedroom. As soon as you enter, he shoves you, letting go of you in the process. You sit at the edge of the large bed clenching your thighs together, the wetness in between them is starting to become uncomfortable.

Yeonjun lets out a mocking laugh, “sitting so pretty for us, so cute how you know your place already. Giving me deja-vu right now, princess.”

He walks closer to you, standing directly in front of you, grabbing your chin and tilting it upwards at him. Yeonjun jerks his chin up, motioning for you to scoot back and you obey with zero hesitation, leaning back on your elbows towards the middle of the bed. He quickly runs his hands up your thighs, grabbing the band of your panties and yanking them off in one swift moment. 

“She’s so wet, Taehyun.” He runs a finger down your soaking slit. “You were thinking about this back at the club weren’t you?”

You whimper as his fingers tease your core, slowly trailing from your clit to your hole. 

“Answer him.” Taehyun speaks up from behind you. You feel the bed dip and a hand wrap around your throat, his thumb pushes your chin up, forcing you to stare up at him. “Did I stutter? Answer his question.” 

He releases your chin and you look back at Yeonjun, who continues to play with you, an amused look on his face.

“Y-yes. Since the club…” You buck into his fingers. “Just wanted you both–so badly.”

Yeonjun shoves a finger inside of you, quickly curling his fingers drawing a gasp out of you. He was clearly pleased with your reply.

“What a whore..” Taehyun replies, voice low. “Ignored us for almost a month but quickly crawled back to both of us for some attention.”

His hand remained on your throat as Yeonjun kept pumping his fingers inside of you, adding another to stretch you out perfectly for them. You whine and lean back into Taehyun.

“Must’ve missed us badly, huh? Cunts squeezing my fingers like crazy.”

You choke out a moan when Yeonjun’s fingers curl into your sweet spot with each thrust of his hand, he smirks and lays his thumb on your clit, pushing you closer to your release.

“Mmm–more, please!” You whine out. He presses his thumb harder into your clit, jerking it in circles while he continues to work his fingers inside of you. 

You bite your lip and gasp out loud as you cum onto his fingers, he continues these actions until you're shaking against Taehyun, who still has a firm grip on your throat–his other hand teasing your nipples.

Yeonjun pulls his fingers out of you, tapping your lips with them. “Suck.”

You let him shove his fingers into your mouth, tasting yourself on him as you wrap around his digits. 

“So dirty.” Taehyun says, watching intently as you suck on Yeonjun's fingers desperately. “Turn around.”

Releasing Yeonjun's fingers, you slowly turn around, settling on your knees. Taehyun lifts himself off the bed, yanking his belt off and slowly unbuttoning his slacks. He lets go and motions for you to crawl to him. “Wanna keep putting that mouth to use?”

You nod, unzipping his pants and yanking them down along with his briefs just enough to release his hardened cock. He takes your head in his hands and moves you slightly as you pump him. Taehyun grabs your wrist and brings it to his own mouth and spits, wrapping your hand tightly around his cock. 

You continue to pump him before bringing your head down to take him in your mouth. Before you could do so, your hips are being lifted harshley and Yeonjun kneels behind you, grinding into your wetness with his own cock. 

“I didn’t tell you to stop.” Taehyun yanks your hair down to him. 

Yeonjun lets out a breathy laugh as he enters you, stretching you out so well as Taehyun pushes his cock into your mouth at the same time. 

You groan around him, slowly bobbing your head and wrapping your tongue around him. Yeonjun thrusts into you once more, finding his pace. The force of Yeonjun slamming into you has you throwing a hand against Taehyun's thigh, his hand in your hair stabilizing you even if it did hurt. 

Your whimpers send vibrations through Taehyun's cock, making him throw his head back in pleasure. Eventually, with the pace Yeonjun set, it becomes too much and Taehyun's left to fucking your mouth on his own.

“Can’t even put that useless–fuck! Mouth to work.” He groans, shoving your head down on his cock. Tears fall down your cheeks at the roughness of both men. “Have to fuck you like a bitch, huh?”

Yeonjun continues to pound into you, smacking your ass harshly as Taehyun degrades you. 

“She can’t have it any other way~.” Yeonjun calls out from behind you, letting out his own string of groans. 

Taehyun suddenly thrusts into your mouth, causing you to choke around his cock. He only lifts your head to repeat the act. “Gonna swallow like a good girl?”

You nod quickly and he thrusts a few times before releasing deep into you mouth, you quickly force yourself to swallow so you don't start choking. Taehyun slips out of your mouth and releases your hair, dropping your head straight into the mattress. 

Yeonjun take this advantage to fuck you more roughly, his hips slamming against your ass as he fucks you into the mattress. “Waited weeks for this–fuck, baby, taking me so well.”

“Mmm–cumming!” You practically scream against the comforter of his bed, “Please please please.”

Immediately, you’re regretting even speaking up because Yeonjun quickly pulls out, ripping away your second orgasm. You weakly lift yourself up, “W-why? Was so close..”

“Shut up,” He says as he flips you over, “Y’talk too much.”

He enters you once more with one swift thrust, sliding in out of your wetness at the same pace as before. “You should be more grateful, Y’know? Shouldn’t–ah.. even let you come at all.”

Your release quickly builds back up with the new angles Yeonjun thrusts into you at. Gripping his forearms, you whine something almost incoherent as you cum around his cock. He only continues his pace until his hips are stuttering.

Yeonjun quickly pulls out, pumping himself a few times before his warm seed is landing on your tits and stomach. 

You barely get a second to breathe before Taehyun is sitting you up from behind. You let him lift you, your naive mind thinking they were done with you, bringing your own hands to wipe at the cum covering your torso.

Yeonjun smacks your hands away, “looks better that way.”

Taehyun continues lifting you up until you're settled on your knees once more and Yeonjun shoots you a sly smile, tapping your cheeks with his fingers before spinning you to face Taehyun. 

You give him a confused look as he spreads your legs with his own, lining his cock up to your entrance. 

“You didn’t seriously think we were done, did you?” He asks with a low voice, grinding his tip over your sensitive bud. “Wanna act like a slut–you get fucked like one.”

He doesn’t give you a chance to respond before sliding inside of your warmth, but he doesn’t move. Taehyun only sits still as if he was waiting on something–or someone.

Your eyes widen when you feel Yeonjun prodding at your entrance, “nngh–wait! Wont fit” 

You turn your head to face Yeonjun, who doesn’t pay attention to your cries. Taehyun roughly grabs your chin to face him again. 

“Don’t complain, you’ll take it.” 

“It won’t.. You guys are t-too big.” You whine out.

Yeonjun coo’s at you from behind, slowly sinking his cock into you. Hot tears fall down your cheeks at the stretch. “Awe ~. Too big, huh?”

“Don’t act like you don't know the words to make this all stop.” 

Yeonjun finally bottoms out inside of you, ripping a loud groan from your throat at the feeling of being stuffed full. Your head falls against Yeonjuns shoulder as Taehyun slowly starts to move. 

Your body jolts with each thrust delivered from both men inside of you. Nothing but moans and whimpers escape your lips–never feeling this full in your life. Yeonjun and Taehyun were practically splitting you in half with both of their cocks, and you’re sure they aren't holding themselves together any better right now. 

Taehyun hisses as he sets a pace for him and the man thrusting from behind, “s’fucking tight.”

You grip Taehyun's shoulder, an attempt to stabilize yourself because despite being sandwiched between the two–you still felt like you were going to fall over at any moment. You attempt to pull yourself to sit up straight, but two thrusts that were delivered was enough to knock you back into Yeonjun’s chest, who lets out a breathy laugh. 

“You like this? Being filled so good–,” Yeonjun growls into your ear, “letting us fuck you however we want?”

You whimper in response, grip tightening on Taehyun’s shoulders. 

“Can’t even respond,” Taehyun mutters, grabbing your cheeks roughly, “use your fucking words. Wanna hear it–tell us how good we’re fucking you.”

“Yesyesyes! S-so good, wanted this–fuck!” 

“C’mon, baby, it’s not that hard.”

“Wanted it for so long..! Both of you–ah. Like this.” Your words are just as pathetic as the moans you let out. “Please, fuck!”

The grip Taehyun has on your hips is bruising as he continues to thrust roughly into you, Yeonjun doing his best to keep up with his friends pent up aggression, despite his second release nearing. 

“Fuck–gonna cum.” Yeonjun pants. “Inside her.”

Taehyun slightly slows down as Yeonjun’s thrusts get sloppier. It’s not long before he’s stuttering and releasing inside of you, not wasting a second before pulling out to save himself from the overstimulation due to Taehyun's brutal pace. 

The man still inside of you groans loudly before taking the chance and pushing you down onto the bed, manhandling your legs over his shoulders sloppily and fucking you deep into the mattress. Taehyun lands a smack onto your thigh and moves his other hand to your clit, rubbing at it with his thumb. 

Your stomach bubbles up with the familiar heat and you cry out at the sensation. You try your hardest to alert the man of your orgasm, and you aren’t even sure if you could get the words out before clenching around him and cumming hard. 

Taehyun continues to fuck into you, chasing his own release. You plead and whine that it’s too much but he doesn’t slow down once. His hips start to stutter as he bends your legs into your body, sloppily thrusting as he nears his orgasm.

“Fuckkk–.” He groans out before releasing deep inside of you. Taehyun rocks his hips a few more times before slowly pulling out, dropping your legs and sitting back on his knees to catch his breath.

“Took it like a whore, didn’t you?” You hear Yeonjun ask you, mockingly of course. Too tired to respond, you only pant and nod your head, giving him the response he wants.

“Good girl.” He chuckles. “Just means you can take more.”

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