#big brothers are the worst!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Let the revenge games begin.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #nie huaisang #He's gonna call his 5 horse friends up. They have to go on a 14 year long journey to finish the job but by god they will do it. #The sheer chaos in the Audio Drama is really fantastic. Reminds me of those traincar murder mysteries. #The lights go off and there's a scream and then BOOM dead body. Who did that!!! #Okay it was qi deviation and he did it to stop himself from killing his brother. He did it to himself. #JGY sadly has the worst alibi ever though. Both the strongest motivation and also uhhh presence at the scene. #Not to nitpick but as someone who loves murder mysteries - I do feel like even *one* other suspect would have made it stronger. #I get that he tried to make it look like an inevitable Qi Deviation and that it *is* something within the family legacy. #And a big part of NHS figuring it all out comes down to his own perceptiveness and intelligence. #If you weren't close enough to JGY and NMJ of course it looks like an accident. #Sadly 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card'' is also weak to 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card''. #NHS was the better subtle manipulator at the end. That's probably the strongest mystery part of MDZS. And why he's in my top 5. #My man pulled the 'kill him just as he falls from the top of his game and loses everything' gambit and I love him for it.

[minnow-doodle-doo]

Middle school, especially Gotham Academy, can be the worst but they got each other.

#dc #SoA AU #robin #batfam #jason todd #tim drake #my art #theyre brothers #ride or die bitches that can't do anything not intensely #They met when Jason was 11 and Tim 9 (my other Sons of Anarchy posts has more about them) #the NPC comment was inspired by a 5th grader who put 'i like NPCs' on a post it note on someones back idk why but I think it was devastating #I literally threatened to quit my job if they moved me to the middle school (it was for a lot of reasons but a big one was that Middle schoo #is the worst)

[einelitas]

A bad boy and a princess~ Now I wonder how that’ll go :3c

Jasper belongs to @emthimofnight mwuah mwuah 💕💕

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic fanart #sth #eli art #fankid #silvaze #nymph the cat #knuxouge #Jasper the bat #they be KEWT #Jasper would be the worst influence big brother disapproves

[thebubblesareevil]

Demon child meet Eldrich brother

So big brother danny but they don’t find out until dick already has all his siblings and Danny is visiting Gotham for the first time. He got there early and Alfred let him in. Damian was supposed to be on a mission with the titans but got home early saw this stranger and launched an attack like literally launch

And Danny used to being attacked by both his daughter and various ghosts catches his mid air spins him around and sets him down thoroughly confusing Danny, Danny is tired and Damian just keeps attacking and Danny keeps treating it like a game Damian pauses Alfred returns introduces the sleep deprived man and say I hope you’ve been making master Danny feel welcome

And Danny’s like yeah he was great thinking this was a complexly normal interaction. This keeps happening until anytime Danny visits you will most likely find Damian sitting on his shoulders or hanging off his back like a monkey because what the heck he feels like home and he has adequate skills for an older brother. Dick is super confused and asks if damien ever attacked him and Danny’s like nah

And Damian’s not sure wether to be insulted or impressed that he was not seen as a threat

Also I really like the idea of socially awkward Damian getting bullied, and Danny who Dick has asked to pick up Damian just stands ominously behind him and are those shadows moving because he was bullied and knows exactly what is going on

Everything makes sense though when Danny introduces his daughter to everyone and she launches a surprise attack at Danny screaming “there can only be one!!” Dramatically and Danny just catches her

#danny phantom #ghost king danny #dick grayson #dc x dp #big brother danny #dp x dc #brain vomit #damien wayne #Robin #Elle and damian would be a terrifying duo #they would be the best of friends or the worst of enemies

[tennessoui]

I’m sure there’s a canon reason why obi-wan chose Ben as his new name multiple times but consider: that’s his older brother’s name and he doesn’t actually remember this because he doesn’t remember much of anything about his biological family at all. Ben just sounds right, like he’s heard it a thousand times before. So he starts using it for all of his undercover work or missions and then eventually when he gets to Tatooine post ROTS

meanwhile of course obi-wan’s older brother Ben Kenobi is incredibly confused as to why he sometimes arrives on a planet for the very first time only to find out that he’s been banned from ever stepping foot there again

#Kit’s silly lil AUs #sorta #big brother ben au #mostly just a headcanon that I’m using in a fic #that I wanted to write more on #also imagine darth vader catching wind of a ben kenobi traveling to coruscant #and he captures him immediately #thinking it’s obiwan using the worst cover name ever #and it’s really just obi-wan’s brother #funniest if it’s obiwans twin #who just isn’t force sensitive and is VERY confused #meanwhile vader is like ok budget obi-wan this will have to do i guess

[sacherali]

Why are you mad Boromir? What are you writing? Are you dissing Aragorn in favor of your little brother AGAIN? The poor Eowyn has already received ten letters in the last three days, at this point you’re just sabotaging him!! :’D When @greypetrel showed me the sketch of this, I had to ask if I could color it. The leg posing, his expression, the shrimp stance... he’s just perfect and I really hope I did him justice!! ;;  Looking forward for you to seeing her lines because they’re flawless ;; collabing with her is always such a treat, however collabing with her on my absolute favorite rocket launched me to saturn and beyond out of happiness <3

#artists on tumblr #fanart #lotr #boromir #collab #greypetrel #digital art #adobe photoshop #sacherali #flirting?? are you serious?? #right in front of my firepit?? #worst wingman ever but best in being a big brother #he's gonna say faramir collects flowers in spring isn't he #oh no

[icys-junkyard]

Ingo was eeby deebied clean out of the Pokémon universe and is now hanging out with the wrong purple cat creature

I made an Ingo player in ACNH recently and I’m stuck imagining this normally proportioned, probably 6ft Human Guy hanging out with these 2ft chibi animals.

 At least the worst he has to face here is wasps and the occasional angry arachnid.

Maybe skill in catching Pokémon will translate to skill in catching fish and bugs. He’ll be rich in no time.

#submas #Subway Boss Ingo #ingo pokemon #pokemon ingo #also animal crossing bob #conspiracy theory: bob = hisuian sneasel???? perhaps. #its too late for me to attempt the acnh scenery i was imagining im so sleeby #they sitting and watching the water #as acnh villagers are wont to do #dont worry ingo is relaxed as he can be in this situation #everything is so peaceful?? the worst shit that happens is neighbor drama that lasts like 30 mins maximum #if he remembers things- he probably misses his brother a ton but uuuuh its probably obvious its not going to be easy to universe hop solo #he'll eventually leave to try and find a way back. magic of some kind seems to exist here #what with the magical girl outfit changes and the local ghost and the illusion projecting fortune telling panther that stops by sometimes #he just needs to find a boat that can actually fit him. hes so big compared to everyone else lmao #if he doesnt remember- why am i so tall? why are the bugs and fish so weak?? surely they should fight back more??? #are you SURE its called an orange? a peach?? not an oran or pecha? those words feel more correct i think. #what do you mean they arent berries #icys drawings and doodles

[amagicdoctor]

Not Disney making Dr. Strange’s Iberian brother 😭👋🏽

#doctor strange #disney wish #king magnifico #marvel comics #earth 616 #he’s literally #if dr doom and strange had a little brother #and that brother looked up to them #and became the worst of both worlds #not into the movie #but I’d watch it for him #handsome man #but big loser vibes #i got jumpscared #seeing him in a thumbnail #for the first time #I fr thought marvel was making a cartoon

[bitacrytic]

Even while bloody, ugly and on the verge of death, Seungho still knows how to play Chief Seo like a fiddle.

#if this was Big Brother #we know who'd be taking home the prize money at the end #King Junmo out here making alliances with EVERYONE #the worst of evil

[viriborne]

Solomon after he told Nightbringer *WITH CONFIDENCE* that Mc wouldn’t choose demons over humanity, when they then proceed to choose demons over humanity.

#obey me nightbringer #like sorry Solomon but they have faith that the brothers don’t look down on humanity like most do #they’ve SEEN the brothers demonstrate that and they hadn’t even used force just the kindness they showed to them #plus like wouldn’t it be better to have the demons on ur side if worst comes to worst??? while Dia doesn’t view humans as equals (yet) #he’s definitely not wanting to fuck with humanity or anything like his predecessors have which can’t be said for heaven #like I mean…..it’s a common enemy. humans shouldn’t have to lick the celestial realms boots just to maintain the right to exist. #no matter how Strong humans are. we really aren’t a match if the big G gets pissed yknow

[imthefkgsupreme]

Cameron said that America was tired of Cory. Meanwhile, this is America

#worst case of heart eyes I've ever seen #big brother #bb25 #big brother 25 #cory wurtenberger #america lopez #americory

[koyot1]

sad? think about my pyro oc, okay? smile :)

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 oc #tf2 oc pyro #shakes him around in a pickle jar #enzo #I think his worst enemy is scout. and that’s because he gets crazy cute aggression. like a big brother seeing his adorable little brother #scout passes by while demo is talking to Enzo and he just nonchalantly trips him and then steals his hat. doesn’t even miss a beat

[obessivedork]

My Sole meeting Danse and his crew is so funny because it can't happen in game but CANNONICALLY they competently snipe the feral gouls, making Danse think he is dealing with a professional wasteland-hardened tough cookie. But oh-hoh! 'Tis a bait and switch, this doe-eyed (almost Vault fresh) lamb stumbles into the compound with a heavy anxiety shake, asks if the ferals will get back up or if they're contagious, realizes Danse and his crew are military (of sorts) and is IMMEDIATELY suspicious enough to bug out, gets snuck up on by a stray feral while they're backing out of the compound, and FAINTS as soon as they realize one of "those zombies" got so close to them.

#Needless to say. Chuck dislikes zombie media as much as I do. Unlike my saint of a brother THEIR brother used this to be mean as kids #Literally one of their and my worst fears multiple prominent childhood nightmares level until they acclimatize to the post-apocalypse #By the time they meet Hancock their stance on ghouls is less ''AAAAHHHHH GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!'' and more just. Feeling sad. #'Cause that ws a PERSON once. Nonferal ghouls still ARE people to them they HATE the Brotherhood doctrine #only endure it because they think TBOS might be the only ones who can help them get the kidnapped kids back (yes. kids. it's a whole thing) #((Also they have a big fat crush on Danse but the kids are more important)) #Danse: *resigned sigh* and that Shaun. is how your parent and I met. #Deacon Hancock Cait and MacCready in the bushes: Frantically making notes to bully Sole when they get back to Sanctuary #fallout #fallout 4 #fo4 #kat writing

[mazojo]

Quoting Andrew Tate in casual conversation should be the biggest red flag

#oh wow Matt keeps talking and making it worst no wonder he calls woman bitches 😵‍💫😵‍💫 weirdchamp #people on Twitter dot com defending him like OHh but he never said he was an Andrew state stan !!!! #girl if yo man’s can quote the guy casually on conversation he knows him well enough to do that get out of there !!! #where do they cast this people you are telling me Cort and Jag were the ONLY two men you could find? kinda sad tbh #bb25 #big brother #catch Matt winning afp bc of the casuals edits where they hide the misogyny instead of America feeling sick

[stupidrant]

i 100% agree with you on the brother hc of hildisvíni!!!! he’s def like an older brother for them!! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

au where odin is dead and freya alongside baldur, resides with freyr and hildisvini making them baldur’s father figures 😭😭

#The best uncle and big brother in the world = hildisvini #freyr is the worst influence imaginable #hildisvini #freya #Freyr #baldur #god of war ragnarok #god of war #Gow #gowr

[tennessoui]

hello hello in this big brother ben au, if ben has been kidnapped multiple times and is obviously okay, does this mean anakin/everyone else just lets him go when they realize he isn’t obi-wan?? does it get so common that he’s like *big sigh* okay but THIS time you’re dropping me off back at the lake so i can finish my actual damn job??

big brother ben when he finally meets obi-wan: good grief brother your people are all insane

obi-wan, pouring him a sympathy glass of wine: tell me about it

big brother ben: i've been kidnapped so much by darth vader we have our own anniversary

obi-wan, stopping: what.

big brother ben: yeah haha we have an anniversary of the first time he kidnapped me. i wrote him a card this year and everything. he sent me flowers. wait what are you doing i thought that was my wine

obi-wan, dumping the wine out on the ground: i don't think big brothers who have anniversaries with little brothers' exes deserve sympathy wine actually

#asks #big brother ben au #obikin #the rebellion is the worst because big brother ben actually feels bad that he really can't help them #young rebel pilots keep showing up and he keeps having to turn them away #no im really sorry im not the kenobi you want #it's enough to give a man a complex #honestly