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anxiousnerdwritings · 1 year

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Unexpected (kinda) pure thought: Aemma and sicklybrother!reader get to hang out cuz they’re both bedridden all the time and support each other through their shit health. I also love the idea of them talking shit about everybody at court together and nobody suspecting anything cuz they have such spotless reputations. Also Rhaenyra doing the same thing w Aemma in episode one where she’s like ‘all these people are fussing over your health, who’s fussing over you?’ and spends time with him chatting and laughing.

When Aemma/baby Baelon dies and they all have the funeral on those windy-ass hills Reader being like “I’ve lost my friend, my brother and king has to burn his wife and child today, my niece has lost her mother and the realm has lost their queen, I’m going to be out there if it fucking kills me,” even if he has to be carried he’s not skipping it.

Rhaenyra curling up in her uncles bed the way she did as a little girl for comfort when Daemon is exiled and Viserys is distant 😢.

When the ‘heir for a day’ thing happens he gently confronts Daemon ‘did you really say it? I don’t want to hear it from Otto, I want to hear it from you. I’m not angry, I just want you to be honest with me’ (according to BTS stuff they filmed the scene w Daemon saying it but he genuinely said it in a honouring kinda way, not mocking)

Reader biting his lip til it bleeds to stop from crying/expressing his own grief cuz he’s trying to be strong for everyone and providing genuine advice even though he’s so sad and stressed. Emotional support animal vibes. Which makes him easy for Alicent to swoop in and ‘save’.

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When I tell you I fucking love this idea so much, I mean it! Aemma and Sickly!Younger!Brother!Reader being the bestest besties in all the realm is just too wholesome for my heart to handle. Also, I absolutely adore that scene of Rhaenyra visiting Aemma and her mother nudges her with her foot. No doubt that exact same action and the mention of ‘all these people fussing over your health, who’s fussing over you?’ would happen more often then not when regarding Rhaenyra, the Reader and Aemma together. I also totally can see Rhaenyra having heard that exact sentence be uttered by either her mother or her uncle directed towards the other which in turn is why she used it. It’s like their own little thing they say to each other that Rhaenyra no doubt picked up given how much time she spent around them together.

I have no doubt in my mind that Aemma would spend most of her time by Sickly!Reader’s side, both being tended to simultaneously. They both share their annoyance at being so fret over by everyone else and just wanting some peace away from the maesters and servants hovering over them. I love the idea of the two having their own little get away place just for the two of them, and maybe Rhaenyra. Just somewhere the two could get some peace and serenity without anyone breathing down their necks about their health. I especially love the thought of this secret place having been founded and used by Sickly!brother!Reader way before he shared it with Aemma. Daemon is probably the only other person who knows about this spot, mainly because he went to visit the Reader one late night and found his bedchambers completely empty and nearly had a heart attack because of it but eventually found his sibling safe and sound in said secret place.

I definitely see Aemma and Sickly!Brother!Reader not only being the best of friends but also being more akin to brother and sister (and not in the Targaryen way). So when Aemma dies he not only lost his best friend but a sister too and it only adds all the more to the hurt. And he sure as hell is going to be in attendance at her and his nephew’s funeral. He’s not going to let anything keep him from being there for his brother and niece. He’s not going to let anything stop him from being there to send off his beloved best friend, his sister and her child to the gods. I can’t help but imagine Daemon being the one to come across the Reader trying to make his way out of the castle to where the funeral pyre, having trouble due to his health but still stubbornly trying to get back to his feet to get to where he needs to be. The Reader thinks Daemon is just there to stop him and is already in the midst of shutting down any attempts to prevent him from going through with his endeavors, but instead he’s met with Daemon holding his arm out for him to lean on and help aid him while he tries to walk again.

The sight of the Reader making his feeble yet determined way in support of Viserys and Rhaenyra in their time of need is something they both had desperately hoped to have happen but never imagined it coming to be. Viserys would be incredibly appreciative and thankful that his youngest brother was there, a part of him had wanted to bring the Reader out himself but he didn’t want to compromise his health more than it already was and end up having another funeral because of it. But seeing his brother, having him there was something Viserys would never forget. Meanwhile, Rhaenyra is absolutely brimming with relief and gratitude upon her beloved uncle making his way to stand among her and her father in mourning.

After Aemma’s death, Sickly!brother!Reader wouldn’t do too well. His bedchambers alone was a bittersweet reminder of her constantly, every single day, given how much she spent her time by his side laughing, chainring, gossiping, and everything else. Even with the bustling maesters and servants or even Alicent’s presence isn’t enough to take away from the quiet he now felt surrounded him without Aemma there. If anything Alicent’s constant presence would only be yet another reminder of Aemma, the way she now sits by his side the way Aemma once did or how she tried to talk to him in a similar fashion that Aemma did. For a good while, Sickly!Brother!Reader would try and avoid his room as much as possible, slipping away whenever he had the strength too. Hell, even when he didn’t have it in him he would still try to get away from the one place that reminded him most of his late friend. Even Viserys wouldn’t be able to bring himself to visit his brother for awhile, not after the many times he’d come across both his most treasured loved ones keeping each other company throughout their ordeals in the same said room.

On the other hand, Rhaenyra would depend even more on her uncle after her mother and baby brother’s deaths. She finds his company being the most comforting, getting to be in a space where her mother often was too made Rhaenyra feel even closer to her all over again. Not only that but she was often reminded of the fond memories of her, her mother, and her beloved uncle all being together and laughing away even given the weakened state her uncle was especially in. Rhaenyra would be glued to the Reader’s side once Viserys pulls away and Daemon is exiled. Her Sickly!Uncle was always the one she could consistently depend on no matter what and even now he continued to be there for her when she needed someone most.

Alicent would be jealous of the attention and overall closeness of the Reader and Rhaenyra. She’s understanding that both are going through something grievous, everyone affected by Aemma’s death is but she still can’t help but envy Rhaenyra getting to be so close to the Reader all she wants. Getting the Reader’s undivided time and attention, his comfort and assurance, all of it. Alicent understands the loss of a mother, she lost her own some time ago after all and she desperately wished she had someone like the Reader back then to do the same for her as he was doing for Rhaenyra. Not only that but Alicent also wished, hoped, prayed for more than anything that she could be someone the Reader could lean on, someone who could give him comfort and reassurance. She wanted to be the one to hold him, to soothe away his pain and anguish, she wanted to be the one he could depend on. Meanwhile her farther was forcing her to be exactly that for Viserys instead. Now that doesn’t mean she wasn’t also using the same methods with the Reader as she was with Viserys, trying to get him to just give into her even just a little bit. But out of the two Viserys was much weaker to it then his youngest brother.

If Sickly!Brother!Reader ever found out that Aemma’s cause of death was mainly due to the caesarean section that Viserys had the maesters do to save baby Baelon he wouldn’t be able to look at his brother again. He understands his brother’s position in the moment but he can’t help but hold quite a lot of blame and resentment towards Viserys for the choice he made. Eventually the Reader could come to accept it but knowing that it was his brothers choice that killed Aemma would be a hard hit to the Reader.

Regarding the ‘heir for a day’ comment, the Reader definitely wants to hear it himself from Daemon and only Daemon. He isn’t going to take anyone else’s word for it. And as calm and gentle as the Reader is coming off in the moment, he’s really seething with an overwhelming intensity of emotion. Daemon better explain himself right and clearly to his younger brother otherwise he’s getting a well deserved punch to the face, one that takes everything out of the Reader and leads to him collapsing onto the floor resulting in Daemon rushing to his side. It’s only then that the Reader fully allows himself to finally let out all the emotions he’s been bottling up in favor of being the one everyone else can depend on. Breaking down, sobbing so aggressively that Daemon can’t help but look on worriedly as his brother crumbles. All he can do is hold his baby brother and comfort him as much as he can until he calms himself down enough to be placed back into his bed and down some much needed water.

#anxious answers #yandere rhaenrya targaryen #yandere daemon targaryen #yandere alicent hightower #yandere house of the dragon #yandere game of thrones #yandere house of the dragon concept #yandere game of thrones concept #house of the dragon concept #yandere concept

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lorcandidlucienwill · 6 months

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Why the Vanserras are elite

"Why do you simp for Lucien and Eris? The bat boys are so much better." Bestie, it's fucking obvious. One, they're the most charming.

Lucien: "If I offer you the moon on a string, will you give me a kiss, too?" “I’m Lucien. Courtier and emissary.” He gestured to me with a flourish. “Your eyes are like stars, and your hair like burnished gold.” Lucien was crouched over me, frowning. “I couldn’t heal you completely—they would know someone helped you. The bruises are there, along with a hideous black eye, but … all the swelling’s gone.” “And my nose?” I said, feeling it before he answered. “Fixed—as pert and pretty as before.” He smirked at me. “We’re not going to bite.” Lucien’s white teeth gleamed in a way that suggested otherwise. Eris: "When you get tired of the animal, come find me. I'll show you how a future High Lord plays." “You’re a pretty little treat. I’d be happy to play any manner of game with you, Nesta Archeron.” Nesta’s mouth twitched to one side. “And you? Who do you love?” His smile sharpened. “Are you inquiring after my eligibility?” “I’m merely saying it’s hard to find a good dance partner these days.” Eris laughed, the sound like silk over her skin. She shivered. “Indeed it is. Especially one who can both dance and tear the King of Hybern’s head from his shoulders.” “They say your sister Elain is the beauty, but you outshine her tonight.”

Two, they're actually feminists, unlike the fraudulent bat boys. Lucien: Beyond us, I could feel Ianthe scrambling to regain control, to find some way to spin it. Perhaps Lucien could, too. For he took my hand, and then knelt upon one knee in the grass, pressing my fingers to his brow. Like stalks of wheat in a wind, the others fell to their knees as well. For in all of her preening ceremonies and rituals, never had Ianthe revealed any sign of power or blessing. But Feyre Cursebreaker, who had led Prythian from tyranny and darkness … Blessed. Holy. Undimming before evil. I let my glow spread, until it, too, rippled from Lucien’s bowed form. A knight before his queen. Eris: The music rose and rose and rose, faster and faster and faster, and as its last few notes sounded, Eris again released her. Nesta spun solo once more, three more precise, perfect rotations as Eris dropped to a knee before her and held up a hand. The final note blasted and held, and Nesta halted with preternatural ease, taking Eris’s hand in the same movement that her back arched and she flung up her other arm, the portrait of triumph. Three, they're the biggest doms. Lucien: “Easy,” Lucien repeated, and flame sizzled in his russet eye. The flame, the surprising dominance within it, hit Cassian like a stone to the head, knocking him from his need to kill and kill and kill whatever might threaten— Eris: “I don’t suppose your handsome brothers know, Lucien,” she purred. “If we did, Lady, we would be the first to tell you,” said the tallest. He was lean, well dressed, every inch of him a court-trained bastard. Probably the eldest, given the way even the ones who looked like born warriors stared at him with deference and calculation—and fear. Four, they're the smartest characters. Lucien: The Clever Fox Stares Down Winged Death. Eris: “I have to agree with Cassian. Eris is a snake.” Five, they're fashion icons. Lucien: He’d always had a casual grace about him, but here, tonight, with his hair tied back and jacket buttoned to his neck, he truly looked the part of a High Lord’s son. Handsome, powerful, a bit rakish —but well-mannered and elegant. Eris: Eris dressed as immaculately as Rhysand, not a strand of his long red hair out of place. Six, they're literally keeping Prythian together at this point. Lucien: He had to give Lucien credit: the male was somehow able to move between his three roles—an emissary for the Night Court, ally to Jurian and Vassa, and liaison to Tamlin—and still dress immaculately. Eris: “Eris bought me time.” Her words were laced with acid. Cassian had tried not to believe it, but he knew Eris had done it as a gesture of good faith. He’d invited Rhysand into his mind to see exactly why he’d convinced Keir to indefinitely delay his visit to Velaris. Only Eris had that sort of sway with the power-hungry Keir, and whatever Eris had offered Keir in exchange for not coming here was still a mystery.

That reason enough for you???

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filmbyjy · 1 year

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WOLF JAKE(1)

— main HYBRID masterlist

SUMMARY: you had grew up with jaeyun since you were young. however, what happens when you fell in love with the wolf hybrid?

WORD COUNT: 725 words

warnings: i feel like the ending is angsty :( majority it's fluff. don't worry, the next few episodes of jake's will be happier :)

NOTE: god why is this so sad :'D sorry besties <3

many who came across a dense forest would surely be smart enough to not go in. especially when there were possibilities of cayotes, rabid animals and most importantly...wolves.

many were surprised to find out there was a possibility of hybrid wolves. they were practically similar to the legend of werewolves. they were human in the day but on full moon, they turn to terrifying beasts. ones that could possibly bite your meat clean off the bones.

however, you were not one to fear. not when you lived with a wolf hybrid since birth.

"jaeyun! fetch!" your dad throws a frisbee into the air and jaeyun catches it with his mouth. your dad chuckles. "buddy, we are learning to be more human-like before you go to school. humans don't catch frisbees with their mouth."

"sorry." jaeyun's tail wags. one of his ears flops down, seemingly like a dog. he was obviously not a dog.

both you and your mom watched him and your dad from the dining room. you smiled when jaeyun smiles. he had such a charming smile...and mayhaps you fell for it.

but how could you? he was practically like a stepbrother to you. your parents took him in since he was a pup because his parents were killed in some accident and he had grown up with you. they call him son too. this was so wrong to even develop feelings for him.

"sweetie? are you alright?" your mom asks.

"yeah, i am." you got up. "i have some homework to do, the cake was delicious by the way, mom."

"oh thank you sweetheart. i have a new thing to add into the menu."

you walked over to your room. you hear a small knock and you noticed jaeyun peaking his head. you smiled a little.

"hey, something you need?"

"i umm want to talk about how it will be like in human school." jaeyun shyly says.

"sure, come here." you pat on your bed. jaeyun walks closer and settles down on your bed. his grey tail just hanging off your bed. "alright, what do you want to know about school?"

"is it scary? how do i make friends? uhh relationships with girls and how do i approach them."

"jaeyun, you have to slow down. how about i answer the first question." he nods. "well school is a little scary. the only scary thing is just homework really and math. you like numbers though so i'm sure you'd love math. you did well while being home-schooled."

"what about friends?"

"they can come to you or you could approach them. i'm sure you're pretty extroverted at times. you're adorable too so there won't be a problem when people try to approach you."

"umm girls?"

"jaeyun, you don't have to worry about that now. school is more important. we are only high school seniors."

"exactly! i'm scared. what if girls don't like me because i'm weird. what if i can't get a girlfriend."

"trust me, jaeyun. you'll be able to. you're good looking and charming. there is no way the girls in my school wouldn't fall for you. there might even be a chance that you could be the popular guy on your first day too."

"what if someone wants to kiss me." jaeyun pouts.

your heart races. right, someone might date and kiss jaeyun...

you smiled, "you shouldn't just let any girl kiss you. unless...you want to become like those fuckboys in teen movies then go ahead."

"nooo i don't."

"then only kiss the girl you trust and truly love."

"like you?" jaeyun innocently asks.

you felt your face heat up. you looked away from jaeyun.

"i don't think the way you love me is the same as when you get a girlfriend, jaeyun." you chuckled a little. "that kind of love is the kind of love mom and dad are. between us...it's just like sibling."

"ah, i think i get it!" jaeyun smiles, "thank you, (name)!!" jaeyun hugs you. he was always affectionate.

as soon as he leaves your bedroom, you laid down.

jaeyun was never going to be your boyfriend. he would have a girlfriend and they will eventually get married. he was going to leave both you and your family. he was forever only going to see you like a sibling.

you sighed.

this was your fate.

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scattered-stardust · 1 year

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bestie bestie bestie. apocalypse au?? i'm shaking. tell me more? (unless it's a secret. in which case i will wait patiently until you hopefully post it 💛)

It's not a secret and I'll gladly tell you all about it!! This is vaguely based on the Dum Dum video, but very vague.

It's set in a vaguely futuristic world where an apocalypse has been ravaging the world for about 4-5 years. What brought the apocalypse is unsure, but what it did bring were these monsters.

Monsters that hunt anything alive, animals, humans anything they can get to. And when these monsters bite you, they release a substance that turns you into one of them, kind of like zombies but it also mutates your body. It turns humans mindless and animals into gruesome beasts that hunt for sport.

The cities have almost emptied out because the monsters hunted there first, because there were so many people there in the beginning. Cities turned into hunting grounds until there were so few humans left that the monsters started attacking each other. So there are still a lot of those monsters left, but if you know what to look for you can avoid them. It's also possible to kill them by shooting them through the head, things like that.

At this point in the apocalypse, Kim and Chay are both traveling alone through a city. Chay is looking for Porsche, because they weren't together at the beginning at the apocalypse.

Kim is not exactly looking for his brothers, but he still believes that they're alive. He's also kind of trying to find out if there are ways to completely eradicate them from the world. But he's mostly collecting samples of their blood, skin. Things that could help explain what they are and how to stop them. He had a crew in the beginning but most of them are dead now.

They meet each other when Kim is hunting one of these monsters an Chay accidentally interrupts him. After that they keep running each to each other. Kim is sort of stalking Chay, but more in the way, he's the only person I've seen in who knows how long. They're both very touch starved and unless you have a crew you also don't interact with a lot of people.

They save each other's lives a couple of times, have sex a couple of times (See touch starved and this person has saved their life before, why not?)

That's most of the plot, little fun facts:

Kim calls Chay, Sunshine because Chay refused to give him a name the first time they met and it stuck.

Chay calls Kim moonshine, because that used to be what Kim's crew called him and he told Chay to call him that. (You do not want to know how often I've written moonlight instead of moonshine)

Kim looks like Jeff in the Dum Dum video except the Sunshine tattoo and the gray/blue hair because where is he going to find hairdye in the apocalypse.

#stardust answers #kimchay #apocalypse au

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crazydoodlez · 1 year

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Give me your replacement cops headcanons please!!

THANK YOU!

Okay so I developed a lot of these guy's headcanons with @mentallyunstableartist so these will seem similar to the headcanons they posted on their spooky month head canon blog.

DISCLAIMER I'm going off of my foggy memory of how they acted in the Storytime animation (I really need to rewatch it) so!

-These two are total goofs

-If there was nothing holding them back from killing (who they think) are the bad guys they'd go on a murder spree. Which is why the higher ups stuck them to watch the security cameras

-Yea their main jobs are watching the security cameras and also answering any local 911 calls. They themselves rarely go out to patrol due to how unhinged these fuckers are.

-Shotgun Menden is Shotty's full name

-Captain Hugh is Cap's full name

-Their birth names are Sanders (Shotty) and Chris (Cap'n). Only each other knows this and they promised to take that information to their graves

-They had their names legally changed to their nicknames and no one else knows them as anything else

-These two place bets CONSTANTLY. Since they're stuck with nothing else to do but watch the cameras they bet all the time. They mostly bet on John and Jack and watching how these two Lovebirds interact.

-The lovebirds (their nickname for John n Jack) tend to forget there's a camera in their offices so Shotty and Cap'n have seen Alllllll the lovey dovey stuff they do.

-Shotty is the one to win most of the bets. They've gotten so much money from Captain this way.

-Shotty is a They/them monarch you can't change my mind

-These fuckers have NO TIME for romance they are simply CHAOTIC BESTIES and have been since childhood.

(they've only fucked once but that's because shotty lost a bet I will not elaborate)

-Shotty has named their shotgun Shotty Jr. Captain is the only one allowed to touch it and even THEN. He's on thin ice.

-Captain is just slightly, slightly less unhinged than Shotty. He becomes More Unhinged when around them however.

-I'm stealing your headcanon that Captain flirts like a motherfucker its my headcanon now

-Also I'm taking your "He flirted with all three at once" headcanon and adding that Shotty dared him to do that

-Shotty has a really good auctioner voice. You know the "CANIGETTATWENTYDOLLAHTWENTYDOLLACANIGETTA TWOOOOOOOO HUNDRED DOLLAHSDOIHAVEANYTAKERSTWOHUNDREDDOLLAHTWOHUNDREDDOLLAH SOLD TO THE MAN IN THE FRONT ROW!"

-Shotty also has a fantastic narrator voice and voices over some of the camera stuff they and cap watch.

-These two goof off and never do their job properly. Evermore would fire them but like. He's short on cops and what else is he supposed to do with these idoits

-When Cap and Shotty fist bump, shotty says "Chaka-powww" in a kind of whispery voice.

-The only time captain has won bets are the following:

When his and Shotty's favorite teams were playing against each other these two got drunk off their asses and Shotty bet some Unhinged Shit if their team lost. Captain's team won and he has Never Been Smugger. He always brings it up to Shotty, much to their chagrin

Captain bet that Jack would propose to John first if ever such a thing happened, and he won

(Speaking of these two show up to Jack and John's wedding despite not being invited and just get drunk off their asses while betting even more)

-Shotty CAN and WILL bite you if you get on their bad side.

-If the 911 phone ever goes off while something interesting is happening on camera, these two will either hastily scream "NOT IT", play rock paper scissors, fight over who has to answer it, or all of the above in that order.

-John and Jack catch on one day that they're watching their actions like a Soap opera and to piss them off Jack taped a little paper to the camera that reads "Not today :>" and then proceeded to fluster the hell out of John. Jokes on them Shotty and Cap still had access to audio.

I'll add on with a reblog if I think of any more but there you go!! These are mostly Shotty centered since that's who I rp as but yeah!!!! :D

#doodlez answers things #doodlez does a write

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fangirlstorycreator · 10 months

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This is part 2 bestie 🤗💚 @larabiatasstuff

You both start walking down this tunnel, it's dark and dusty, but that's not what your brain is focused on right now. You were down in a tunnel, with Valek! And according to your father, he is the most evil vampire around! So how is it that your in this situation with him? Why is he working with you? And how come he hasn't killed you or tried to bite you? You dont realise you stoped until he spoke up. "Hey, what are you doing?" "Your asking me that? I should be asking you the same thing" "What are you talking about?" "Oh come on, I'm a complete stranger who you happend to have by the throat earlier this evening, you knew I was there to try and get someone from your social circle, and now what? Your just happy to walk with me through hear? When you could easily have just killed me and left with the map, not having to deal with a human?" He shakes his head, and gives you a hard stare "Will you relax? If I wanted to kill you I would have done it by now"

"Then I dont get it? Why haven't you? It felt like you were going to earlier" "I know....look I apologise for my behaviour" "What?" "I apologise. I was only trying to find out the reason why you were there" "And I told you" "Exactly, you told me the truth. That's why I didnt kill you, why I wont kill you" "Why do you say it like that? Dont people tell you the truth?" "No...they don't" He keeps walking and you follow with him, carrying on the conversation through the tunnel. "So how did you know I was telling you the truth? Is that just intuition or something?" "No, its one of my many gifts. I have the ability to tell if someone is lying to me, simply by looking into their eyes as they talk" "Oh...I didnt know vampires had that ability" "They don't, only I do. I have many others, like healing saliva, super strength and hypnosis. Among other things" "Do others know that you are able to see when their lying?" "Only the other higher vampires do, lesser vampires dont know that, and that way I am able to see if they are loyal to me and their kind"

"So, knowing that, why tell me? I'm not a higher vampire, or even a lesser one. Why be honest with me?" "You were truthful with me even at the cost of your life, it's only fair I repay you by doing the same" "Well I...thank you...Valek..." "Your welcome Y/N" He cant see it but you have a little smile on your face. Noone from your fathers camp has actually had a real conversation with you, they just either ignored you or treated you like an outsider, just because you were a woman. And despite Valek being a vampire, he spoke to you the way you wanted to, and it felt really nice to feel listened too. You started talking more and learning more about eachother as you made your way through the tunnels, it was a few hours before you were within feet of the cave you saw in the map, and by that time, you felt a small understanding and connection with him, even to a point where you managed to make him laugh, by the looks of him, he seems like he hasn't laughed in years, but it was nice to see.

There was what looked like a blurry light ahead of you, and when you approached it, you find yourselves at the cave you were looking for. It was very large and was filled with natural light, not direct sunlight which was good for Valek. There was a running stream and a waterfall against the other side, and the floor and surfaces were filled with growing plants, flowers and carvings from many years ago. "We're hear!" "Hey, look down there" Valek say as he points down towards a dark hole, its the entrance to the outside world, and back out into the night. "Alright, let's head down there" you tell him, as you both start walking down the rocks and towards the stream. Your both about to cross the stream when something stops you, when you look back at the map. "Valek wait!" "What?" "Just don't move for a second, theres a warning about the cave" "What does it say?" "Its strange, but some of the animal carvings are good, and some are very bad. And the one we need to watch out for is the snake" "What? Why?"

"It says hear "Beware, do not stand on the snake. If you do, the deadly water will be your fait" "What does that-....oh sh#t..." Its then that Valek looks down at the floor, and as he lifts his foot, right under his shoe, is a picture of a snake. "Uh oh" you say out loud. Suddenly without warning, the sound of crashing rocks fills the room as the waterfall breaks apart and tones of water starts pouring into the room and filling up by the second. A wave knocks you and Valek over as you both are taken by the current, but a rock falls next to the cave entrance and start to fill up the room. You feel a hand grab you and pull you to the side of the wall as Valek holds onto it too. "The entrance is blocked! We're trapped!" You shout out in panic "Stay hear! I'm going to try and move it" He leaps out of the water and stands on the small part of flat surface that's left, and he tries again and again to pick up the huge rock and make a way for you and him to get out.

The entire place is crumbling down around you, and out of nowhere, an enormous rock falls from above you. You try your hardest to move out of its direction, but unfortunately, it hits the water, pulling you down with it. The pull of the water brings you down so fast that you have no chance to even think about what's happening, and the next thing you know, your leg is feeling an intense amount of pain as the rock falls onto it, trapping you under the water. Your down too deep to signal to Valek that your in trouble and the pain is so bad that your screaming under the water in pain, but that means your loosing oxygen and water is slowly starting to fill up your lungs, which also was a harrowing experience. You try desperately to pull your leg out, and look up towards the surface for any sign of Valek, but it was too late, your oxygen had run out, you were choking on water and your vision turned from a blur to complete darkness. "Come on you damned rock!....Yes!" Valek had finally moved the rock from the entrance and turned back to see where you are, but you had disappeared.

"Y/N?! Y/N!!" He jumped back into the water and looked under it to see what had happend to you, and that's where he sees the rock pinning you down by your leg, and you floating motionless at the bottom of the water. Within an instant, he starts swimming down to you, and gets his hands underneath the rock that's pinning you down. Its smaller that the one he moved from the entrance, but its was far to heavy for a human to move. He pulled with all his might and the rock lifted up, with just enough time for him to grab you by the waist and pull you back up to the surface. He took a breath once he reached the surface, but you were still not breathing, and there was no flat area to put you on to start CPR. So he swam with you to the entrance and pulled you through, onto the flat area of grass on the end of the forest area. He was panicked as he lied you down on your back, your lips were blue, your skin was as white as snow and there was no sign of breathing. "Y/N! Come on please wake up!"

He pinches your nose and blows into your mouth a few times, then he presses his hands into your chest, pushing in hopes to get the water out of your lungs. Again and again he does this, it's nearly a minute and a half he keeps doing this for, and when your in that moment, a minute feels like a life time. "Come on Y/N! Breath!" With one last push on your chest, water starts to burst out of your lungs and through your mouth, coughing up all that was trapped in there. He turns you onto your side so you wont choke on the water and are able to get it all out and breath properly. The coughing really hurt your throat and chest, but thank god you were able to breath again. "Just breath Y/N, take all the time you need, take slow deep breaths" You manage to look up at him with tear filled eyes. "Valek? You...you saved me...why?" "Is it that shocking that you think I would?" "......yes...." Its then that he can see in your eyes all the pain you have felt over the years, never being a priority to the other humans, he can see that you weren't seen as a woman at all, barely even anything. It broke his heart to see all that pain in just one word you uttered. You have to cough every now and again, but when you see your foot, you feel scared. "Oh my god! That's why it hurts so much, Valek-" "Shhh its alright, let me wipe those tears away. I can heal you, just let me-"

"Y/N! Y/N where are you?!" Shouts a voice near by, it sounds just like your father. "Oh no! Valek you have to go!" "What I cant leave you like this!" "Please you have too! If my father sees you he will kill you! Just go, stay away from me where it's safe, please!" Your fathers footsteps are getting closer, and by the sounds of it, there are others with him. "Please Valek..." he rests his hand delicately against your cheek and looks deep into your eyes, and within the blink of an eye, he flies behind the enormous trees, right before your father and 3 of his men turn up. "Y/N! What happens to you? When you didn't return I feared the worse. What's happened hear?" "Father, I uhh-I tried to get the vampire, but he wasn't hear, and that's when I fell as a hole broke into the earth. I followed the map and managed to find this cave entrance, but there was so much water flowing through that I had to swim through it" "And your foot? It looks like it has been crushed, its completely purple" "A rock landed on it, I had to push it away in order to get out" "But there is no vampire? You didn't complete your mission?" "No father, I'm sor-" "Harrison, Blair, search the area and see if you can find any evidence of the vampire. Hendrick, take my daughter in your horse back to the camp"

Your father looked so disappointed in you, it was like he didn't even care about what happend. You felt so low, and wished desperately to be able to say goodbye to Valek. You may have got of on the wrong foot at first, but at least he gave a damn about your safety. Hendrick helped you onto his horse and trotted off towards home, but Valek was watching through the trees, he saw how your father spoke to you, and he could sence how much physical end emotional pain you were still in. He couldn't just sit back and watch...

#thomas ian griffith #sensei targaryen #jan valek #jan valek x reader #our majestic vampire king 👑

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theepisceswriter · 3 years

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300 MILESTONE WRITING EVENT. (CLOSED, BUT REGULAR REQUESTS ARE OPEN)

OMG HI BESTIES, I recently gained 300 besties and I can’t even begin to tell y’all how thankful I am for all the love and support all of you have given me in this short amount of time that I’ve owned my blog. I thought I was going to be a flop lowkey but you all proved me wrong LMAO. So to show my appreciation for you all, I decided to finally do a milestone event like I was supposed to do a long time ago but shhhhh, don’t be shy to send in a request bestie! I promise I don’t bite unless you know you’re into that kind of stuff 🙈

MASTERLIST (tba once the first requests is complete or I get a couple of requests)

HOW THIS EVENT WILL WORK

♡ listed below underneath the readmore cut are 90 prompts for you to choose from that are broken into categories (fluff, smut, angst, & crack)

♡ You can send in one prompt or mix and match them together along with a character of your choice, two characters for a ménage a trois situation if you want to be extra, or a character x character request

♡ You can be as descriptive or as vague as you want with your request.

♡ For example: “prompt number 13 (or the prompt by itself) + prompt 31 for Jean & scout!reader after he thinks you’ve died while in a battle but the two of you reunite later on” or just “Prompt 19 for Shigure Sohma” and even request who you want to say the prompt!

♡ In return I’ll write you a drabble based off the request that varies from 500-1k words.

Requests specifically for this milestone event are open until 04/25/21 or until I say they close because I’m lowkey terrible at putting a time restriction on things.

WHAT FANDOMS THIS EVENT IS OPEN TO

♡ ATTACK ON TITAN

♡ JUJUTSU KAISEN

♡ BLEACH

♡ FRUITS BASKET

♡ DEVILS LINE

♡ FIRE FORCE

♡ DEATH NOTE

♡ JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE

And any other animes/mangas mentioned in my rules post, even the ones in my currently reading/watching list, but the ones listed up above are the main ones.

PROMPTS LIST

FLUFF

1. " hey, so... i know you haven't been feeling great, so i picked up a few of your favorite snacks, drinks... "

2.“ wait , did you just say you love me? “

3." it's okay. i promise you, i will be here when you wake up. "

4." wow... you look... you look amazing. "

5." you're shivering. here, take my jacket. "

6. “ i love you. “

7. “ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “

8.“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “

9.“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “

10.“I want to be more than friends. “

11.“ let me take you out on a date. “

12. “ it seems that you get impossibly more beautiful every single day . ”

13.“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “

14. “ i notice that you keep looking at my lips . you’re criminally unsubtle . ”

15. “ i think the kids are awake … ”

16. “ i ran you a bath . get in it . ”

17. “ there’s no greater blessing than looking at my child & seeing your eyes . ”

18. “ let’s just get in the car & drive somewhere . anywhere . ”

19. “ i just can’t believe that you’re mine , now . ”

20. “ no , you’re not going anywhere . you have a fever . ”

21. “ every time i wake up & you’re there next to me , i wonder if i’m still dreaming . ”

22. “ i think i might be in love with you. ”

23. “ i love you, every part of you. even the parts you don’t like. ”

24. “ you know, if you moved in we wouldn’t keep having to say goodbye like this. ”

25.“Come watch the sunset with me.”

SMUT

26. “i’ve been waiting all day…”

27. “can i come yet? Please let me cum.”

28. “you have to be quiet if you want to cum.”

29.“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “

30. “i want you to touch yourself for me.”

31. “just shut up and fuck me.”

32. “i’m gonna fuck you until you beg me to stop.”

33. “i want you to forget everything and everyone else but me.”

34. “make me.”

35. “they’re gonna catch us—”

36. “You’re beautiful when you’re all flushed and wanting.”

37. “You can be rough with me, I won’t break.”

38. “Did you touch yourself, thinking of me?”

39. “Please, please, touch me.”

40. “I want to bury my face between your thighs.”

41. “You can beg better than that, I think.”

42. “Ride me. Slowly, that’s it.”

43. “Come taste yourself on my fingers.”

44. “are you gonna be good for me?”

45. “did you just yawn?”

46. “how much do you want to cum?”

47. “you sound so pretty when you moan”

48. “tell me you’re mine”

49. “I’m going to put a baby in you tonight.”

50. “Is this your first time doing anything?”

ANGST

51.“ please just … leave me alone. “

52. “ i don’t love you. “

53.“ you don’t have to talk, we can just sit together. ”

54. “ stop trying to fix me. ”

55. “ you’re right, you are a monster. ”

56. “ loving you is killing me. ”

57. “ you’re bleeding! ”

58. “ why can’t i be enough? ”

59. “ just stay still. let me hold you. ”

60. “ if you’re so intent on going down this path, then i’m coming with you. ”

61. “ i miss the way you used to smile at me. ”

62. “ i need to know that you’ll be okay. if something happens to me… ”

63. “ why won’t you just let me go? i’m not worth it. ”

64. “ please don’t go. ”

65. “There are more lives at stake here than the ones you care about! What gives you the right to decide that one person’s life weighs more than countless others?”

66. “I miss the old you.”

67.“I wish we knew each other sooner.”

68. “ even when you smile, your eyes are still sad. ”

69. “Promise me you’ll find me in our next lifetime.”

70. “ don’t do that— don’t shut down on me. let me in. ”

71. “ why aren’t you scared of me? ”

72. “ would you kill for me? ”

73. “ i don’t like the way they look at you. perhaps i’ll cut their eyes out. ”

74. “ yes. i killed them— but i did it for you. ”

75. “I think I’m pregnant.”

CRACK

76." what in the actual fuckily duckily. "

77." how do they know an animal is extinct like?? you looked everywhere?? "

78." why is it called creepypasta and not fettucine afraido? "

79." no offense to myself but what the fuck am i actually doing. "

80.“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “

81." ted just be letting anyone talk. "

82." i wonder when the bermuda triangle stopped working. not a lot of drama there anymore. "

83." no wonder the ice caps are melting, i'm fucking HOT! "

84. “crying is very punk, trust me, i do it all the time and i am a punk. ”

85. “your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this friendship apart. ”

86. “ what do you mean a thesaurus isn’t a dinosaur? ”

87. “ i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual. ”

88.“It’s probably the Illuminati anyways.”

89. “ you’re lucky you’re cute. ”

90. “ Might just headbutt the wall and knock myself the fuck out.”

91. “You deserves the world but all i can give you is my anxiety and depression.”

#fingers crossed that this first milestone event is a successful one ☝🏾🤞🏾#this is also coincidentally my 100th post #aot x reader #attack on titan x reader #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #devils line x reader #jojos bizarre adventure x reader #bleach x reader #fruits basket x reader #fire force x reader #death note x reader #Stallion Speaks.

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nicoscowboyhat · 3 years

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PJO/HoO/ToA characters as things me and/or my friends have said

a lot of these are discord messages bc we haven't seen each other in person in a while :( some of the ones at the end are from a notebook i had though where i would write down the funny shit we would say. came in handy lmao

Clarisse: i would've been a heavyweight for a cheerleader and thrown some hoes

Arrow of Dodona: Thou side bitches art foul for i despise thy hairstyle

Octavian: i love how i'm just automatically the misogynist

Percy: hey guys i can make my dick invisible

Jason: NO FUCKING WAY

Nico: ill fucking kill you. squash you like bug

Leo: piper wants a smoothie. a smoothie i shall make

Lester: hey besties pro tip: don't make brownies in the microwave

Annabeth: ayo ive got like. reverse appendicitis rn tell me some comforting shit 🔫🔫

Percy: you're sec c, don't die

Annabeth: ty

Percy: aw shitttt almond butter and jelly on da everything bagel

Leo: Vigarous gay sex

Jason: Vigorous is spelled with an O.

Piper: sexo gay vigoroso

Meg: don't worry

Lester: i will worry if i so please

Will: but i don't think you can kill monkeys

Nico: you can but they put up a pretty good fight

Will:

Nico: oh you mean like legally

Ethan: my power went out while i was sleeping

Luke: lmao loser

[the gang is arguing about some guy eating white chicken. like literally snow white. not boiled, WHITE]

Clarisse: well the whole point is that it's not raw and the man took a bite and it wasn't

Silena: he died later that week clarisse

Percy: foo fighters in algebra what will happen next

Octavian: dick an d balls

Reyna: No politics in chat plz!

Luke: submerges into the spin cycle

Luke: god

Ethan: is always watching

Luke: hope he didn't see me push that elderly woman down the stairs

Ethan: definitely did

Luke: shit

Grover: fuck school i just wanna play animal crossing 😡😡 enough of this "physical education" shit i am planting tulips 😡😡😡

Connor: i'm going to throw up into someone's mouth like a bird

Travis: as you should king

Harley: [holding out a decapitated rubber chicken filled with grape juice] would you like a drink from the chicken chalice?

[everyone's name was changed in a discord server]

Nico: why is my name spaghetti i just realized this

Hazel: we're all sketti here

Nico: ah

Nico: i thought it was so you knew who to kill when the italian genocide came around

Leo: penis

Piper: sometimes

Jason: i have chronic cool guy syndrome

Frank: is it contagious? i'm feeling a cough

Reyna: just heard octavian speak day ruined

Will: CISHET MAN ALERT 🤢🤢

Percy: bro what if we went to japan

Grover: AHAH I WAS EATING CHEESEBALLS WHATS THE CONTEXT??

Jason: how's octavian been doing? has he gotten worse?

Reyna: he's pretty much the same. considering driving a semi truck into his house.

Percy: yo did u do work?

Annabeth: no but thank u for asking

Luke: pillage an empire to assert dominance

Nico: Noose?

Will: Nooses are not very hot nico

Will: thor got that gay little bridge

Annabeth: i'm gonna put my alphabet soup in numerical order

Leo: pog to your mother

Will: [sends a drawing he made of jar jar binks with kylo ren's outfit + lightsaber that says "meesa finish what youssa started"]

Everyone:

Will: react

Will: react to jar jar

Luke: you ever just,,, eat someone on accident

Jason: yo gamma your fam still vibin?

Jason, 2 seconds later: that felt gay to type

Thalia: crimbo this year is gonna be litty titties

Thalia, 12 am on christmas day: merry shitscream my dudes

Nico, 10 years old: i have question

Nico: please

Nico: bro

Nico: q,ueshtun

Nico: kweshtin

Nico: i've just one

Nico: query

Nico: pleabse

Clarisse: you sound like gay cat in the hat

Kayla: BIG BOYS BIG STEPS

Meg: words are for CHUMPS

Luke: i'm laughing because i ran over a cat yesterday and i can't stop thinking about it

Nico: yo titties are gross

Frank: please don't spoil cinderella

Leo: she loses her slipper

Frank: does she ever get it back???!?

Piper: [surfer voice] fudgecakes, dude

Will: i watched star wars in the bathroom... probably tmi but i don't care

Coach Hedge: you're trash. i will run you over

Lester: please stop singing miss mary mack!

Meg: i hope you get dragged my miss mary mack.

Percy: [singing] i wanna be the mayonnaise to your bologna, wanna be the cheese to your macaroni

Octavian: i'm above everyone! except, um... triangles. they scare me

Luke: my mom asked me what i wanted for dinner and i said "chinese food" and she said "how about olive garden" i said "MAY i SAID CHINESE FOOD"

Nico: my mom died [default dance]

Connor: the thing is, i didn't ask.

Travis: damn bro that really hurt my feelings

Connor: i'm sorry bro i didn't mean to hurt your feelings

Travis: it's ok i lied

Connor: that's ok i did too

Reyna: [clone high JFK voice] bitches be like "i'm the shit" nah you ain't even the fart

Lavinia: me having a stroke after inhaling caffeine like it's a tuesday

Leo: damn girl, you shit with that ass?

Austin: i'm about to eat a rock. hungry like gertie

Nico: who is sports? i've never heard of them

Lester: i think it's a band

#long post bc my friends and i are cursed with being fucking hilarious #pjo shitpost #this post is severely lacking in hazel bianca and frank quotes i am so sorry #i'll make it up to you i promise

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artificialqueens · 4 years

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Tree House Kisses, Chapter 25 (Adorney) - Scorpio and Veronica

A/N: Click here for previous chapters. xoxo!

Chapter Summary: Grease finishes its illustrious run, and we end the school year with Prom and a group trip to the movies.

TW: homophobia

Chapter 25: Hopelessly Devoted To You

Despite their opening night drama, the rest of the weekend’s performances of Grease went off without a hitch. The principal agreed to beef up security and they kept would-be protestors far away from the theatre - so after 2 days they got bored and stopped showing up.

And, possibly because of all the controversy, ticket sales soared, and they ended up getting a write-up in the Arts section of a big San Gabriel Valley newspaper.

Alyssa was so jazzed by the extra attention that she began to ham it up even more than she had during rehearsals. One night, during the drive-in scene, she hit Roy so hard one night that he had a bruise the next day.

“Where are the fucking protesters for THAT?!” Roy whined, as he got ready that night.

“I mean, you were trying to date rape her,” Courtney reasoned.

“NO I WASN’T!” Roy screeched. “My character was! Why should I get a bruise for something he does?! This is reverse sexism!”

“Awwww…” Courtney soothed, climbing into his lap. “Poor baby…”

“Reverse sexism,” Darienne chuckled to herself, “Like that’s a thing.”

“It is!” Roy insisted.

Courtney kissed his cheek, teasingly saying, “I know, it’s so hard to be a sensitive male these days.”

“It really is,” he whimpered, resting his head on her chest.

“Oh, BOO HOO!” Alyssa crowed from nearby. “Listen, you just watch out the next time Danny tries to touch my girl without consent. I’ll break your goddamn fingers!”

“Alyssa…” Darienne laughed, shaking her head. “I think you’re going off book, here.”

“I think she’s going off the fucking deep end!” Roy said. “Anyone got a straightjacket?”

Alyssa grinned devilishly at him, making some punching motions in the air.

Roy nuzzled against Courtney’s neck. “You’re still her understudy, right? Can we have her killed?”

ADORE: You coming to the diner?

PEARL: Yeah, I just have to finish up here first. Order me some fries?

ADORE: You got it.

Pearl tucked her phone back into her pocket, turning her attention to the backdrops. She had to stay a little longer than the cast after the show was over to help reset all the set pieces for the next night. Most of the cast and crew had left, waiting for their rides or making their way to a nearby diner for post-show bonding.

Pearl unlocked the wheels of the drive-in set, pulling the backdrop behind her as she headed to the wings, accidentally running over her own foot in the process.

“Motherfucker,” Pearl groaned, reaching down to rub her throbbing foot.

“Need some help?” Shea appeared from behind the backdrop, catching Pearl by surprise.

“Shea? Hey! Uh, yeah I could use some help,” Pearl nodded, the pain in her foot completely forgotten.

“We're gonna leave it right here,” Pearl guided, nodding to the other backdrop already tucked away.

“Here?”

“Yep, now just lock the wheel on that side. I'll do this one.” Pearl quickly locked the wheel then glanced up to see Shea bent over, face scrunched in confusion. “It’s… it’s right there.”

Pearl walked over to her and bent down, showing her how to lock the wheel.

“You just… and it’s locked,” she smiled.

“Oh,” Shea nodded, gazing up into her eyes before clearing her throat. “Easier than it looked.”

She straightened up, then followed Pearl back to the stage to grab some of the Burger Palace pieces.

“Mhm,” Pearl nodded, gesturing to the booth that they needed to move. “This one slides pretty easily.”

Shea helped her work, biting her lip every time they locked eyes.

“The show’s been going well,” Shea said finally, looking at Pearl with earnest brown eyes.

“Yeah, people wanted to see what all the hoopla was about after the first night,” Pearl shrugged, brushing her hands off and looking around to see if anything else needed to be moved before tomorrow.

“Hoopla?” Shea brows furrowed in confusion before letting a laugh escape her.

“Yeah, you know, all the commotion, the hoopla.” Pearl’s hand swirled in the air nonchalantly, but the moment Shea burst in laughter, Pearl found herself giggling along.

“Who actually uses the word ‘hoopla' besides someone's grandpa?” Shea shook her head, following Pearl towards the exit, shoulders brushing together as they walked.

“I don't know, I don't know… I watched Spongebob the other day. Really, I've never used that word until now,” Pearl said, turning towards Shea as they approached the big double doors.

“Wow, Hoopla. I should start using that word. It's fun to say,” Shea giggled.

“It is,” Pearl chuckled, then bit down on her bottom lip, her gaze moving to Shea’s full lips.

Shea noticed, her own laughter fading off.

Pearl’s heart leaped to her throat as the silence between them filled with an energy she'd only encountered a few times before. She put one hand on the heavy door, and Shea did the same, their fingers bumping.

Eyes snapped to each other, gauging the other’s reaction. Pearl’s tongue darted across her lip as she leaned towards Shea, eyes flickering between glossed lips and wide eyes.

“Shea!”

The sound of Sasha’s voice had Shea stumbling back, right into a rack of costumes, a small gasp leaving her lips.

Pearl frowned, reaching to help her, but when her hands were swatted away, she backed up letting Shea have her space.

“Shea, you back here? Shea?” Sasha rounded the curtain, footsteps stuttering when she saw Pearl running her fingers through her thick blonde hair, looking at Shea with nervous eyes, while Shea hurriedly righted the wardrobe rack, re-hanging the pieces that had fallen off the hangers.

In a bizarre compromise with her mother, Darienne had been allowed to stay in the show despite the “evil pro-gay message” but not participate in any of the fun stuff, like going to the diner after the performances with the rest of the cast and crew.

Courtney had just been texting her a sympathetic message when she looked up. Bob was in the middle of an animated story, while Roy interjected with corrections and insults, as per usual. But what Courtney noticed wasn’t the boys, but how Adore sat in a booth nearby, staring into space.

She decided to take advantage of this rare moment while Raja was distracted at the jukebox with Raven, and squeezed her bestie on the shoulder to grab her attention.

“Hey...”

“What’s up?” Adore asked, giving her a half-smile, biting down on a fry.

“You were great tonight. I mean, you’re always great, but…” Courtney gave her a bright smile.

Adore swallowed. “Thanks. Um, you too.”

Courtney slid into the booth beside her, wrapping her arms around her waist and looking up at her with loving eyes.

“You’re so beautiful…”

“Alright, who gave you weed?” Adore scoffed. “Willam? Pearl?”

“Nobody! I’m totally sober. You’re just pretty, that’s all.”

“Well...thanks,” Adore bit her lip.

“Do you think I’m pretty?” Courtney asked, lashes fluttering.

“Uh. Of course. You’re stunning. Gorgeous. A living doll.” Adore glanced around helplessly. Where was Raja? Where was Roy?

Courtney giggled and nuzzled her cheek.

“What’s going on over here?” Raja asked, strolling up.

Before Adore could open her mouth, Courtney piped up, “Not much, I was just molesting your girlfriend.” She smiled coyly, head still on Adore’s shoulder.

“Oh yeah?” Raja sat down. “Seems reasonable.”

“Courtney, knock it off!” Adore said, shrugging her off.

Raja snickered, saying, “Oh yeah, you looked like you were really suffering there.”

Adore folded her arms crossly.

“Dory, don’t be mad…” Courtney pouted.

“Yeah Dory, don’t be mad.” Raja reached over to steal a French fry, brow arched suggestively.

“Ugh, you both suck!” Adore said, getting up and stomping over to the counter.

Courtney opened her mouth, eyes wide and innocent. “What?!”

Raja laughed, shaking her head. “Just let her sulk. Have some fries.”

After closing night, there was a wrap party at Pearl’s house, complete with Karaoke machine, mini strobe lights, and sundae bar. Or as Willam lovingly dubbed it, “the ultimate nerd fest.”

Pearl sat on top of her kitchen counter, nodding her head to the beat of the music, watching the party around her as she sipped from her cup of punch.

“Pearl!” Sasha smiled as she entered the kitchen to get some snacks, pulling the blonde’s attention away from Shangela and Alyssa’s karaoke performance.

“Sup,” she nodded.

“What’re you doing in here by yourself?” Sasha asked, crumbling a handful of potato chips over her chocolate ice cream, then topped the whole thing with caramel sauce.

“Just chilling,” Pearl shrugged, then gestured to Sasha’s sundae. “That’s genius.”

“Salty and sweet,” Sasha nodded and the two girls went silent for a moment as she dug in.

“Hey, can I ask you a question?” Pearl leaned forward, elbows on her knees.

“Sure.” Sasha nodded.

“Um…I’m usually a pretty good judge of when I like, vibe with a girl. And…and I really like Shea, and sometimes it seems like she likes me back. But then…I don’t know, sometimes I feel like I’m totally barking up the wrong tree. Am I crazy?”

“Well…” Sasha took a small bite of her ice cream, head titled thoughtfully. “We haven’t talked about it. And if we had, I wouldn’t tell you, because, you know, BFF trust.”

“Of course.”

“But, just from what I’ve seen…I don’t think you’re crazy.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah. The thing is…” Sasha paused. “She's not like you. I mean, she’s still probably figuring some things out.”

Pearl nodded knowingly; Shea wouldn't be the first confused (or closeted) girl she had a crush on.

“So as long as you get that she’s in a different place, and you’re careful of her feelings…I don’t think you’re barking up the wrong tree. I just think you might need to be extra patient. You know?”

“Yeah.” Pearl nodded, taking another sip of her drink. “Thanks.”

“No problem. And, in case you’re wondering, she’s out by the pool. Last I saw, she was talking to Carmen and Laganja.

“Awesome.” Pearl flashed a smile, hopping off the counter.

“Adore, you wanna do ‘Bidi Bidi Bom Bom,’ or ‘No Me Queda Más’?” April asked, flipping through the karaoke book.

“Uhhh…” Adore paused, eyeing Courtney and Roy on the sofa before looking back at April to suggest, “What about ‘Dreaming of You’?”

April scoffed. “Omigod, you’re so basic! That’s her whitest song, you fuckin’ gringa!”

“Well, I don’t really speak Spanish, dude, sorry!” Adore defended herself with a shrug. “You know that.”

“Okay, fine, ‘Dreaming of You.’ But will you at least try ‘No Me Queda Más’?”

“I’ll do my best.”

April nodded, writing down the track numbers and handing them to Bob, who was lording over the rented karaoke machine with an iron fist. “Sir, please?”

While Adore waited for their turn, her attention drifted back to Courtney, curled in Roy’s lap, feeding him her ice cream sundae. They’d been sickeningly sweet all night, and while Adore was trying to ignore their nauseatingly adorable antics, it was proving harder and harder.

“I have no idea why I’m eating this,” Roy murmured, licking a drip off Courtney’s finger. “I don’t even like vanilla.”

“That’s funny, ‘cause I think a vanilla sundae is the perfect metaphor for you two dweebs,” Willam called from across the room, causing Bob to snicker and high five him.

“Fuck off!” Courtney shouted back. “I put rainbow sprinkles on it. And this cherry.” She lifted the maraschino cherry out by the stem, twirling it on her tongue.

“Give me that…” Roy said.

“Oh, you want this?” Courtney teased, batting her lashes. She glanced over to see if Adore was watching, feeling a rush of adrenaline from the other girl’s eyes on her.

“Yes. Please baby, give me your cherry…”

Courtney giggled, dangling it in front of him tauntingly. “Say please again, tell me how much you want it…” she breathed.

Unable to take it anymore, Adore got up, utterly disgusted, and stalked outside.

“Adore! Come back, we’re up next!” April called.

“Raincheck,” Adore grumbled, slamming the sliding glass door behind her.

Courtney paused, holding the cherry mid-air, wondering if she’d gone too far. She wanted Adore’s attention, but not to piss her off.

“Babyyy,” Roy whimpered.

“Here,” Courtney said, shoving the cherry into his mouth and letting out a disappointed sigh.

Adore found Raja out on the patio with Jinkx, smoking and drinking. She went up to Raja and demanded a cigarette.

“You don’t smoke,” the older girl told her breezily.

“I do tonight,” she insisted.

Raja handed Adore her lit cigarette and lit another for herself, watching her carefully. Adore looked over at Jinkx, holding a bottle of Jack Daniels, and snatched it out of her hands, taking a long slug, then another.

“You okay there, tiger?” Jinkx asked.

Adore wiped her mouth, shrugging. Pearl and Shea were sitting on top of a retaining wall, just a few feet away. Adore looked over at them just as Shea whispered something to Pearl, both laughing softly. Adore narrowed her eyes, irritated.

“What’s with you two?” she asked hoarsely. “Are you like, fucking now?”

Shea’s eyes widened in shock.

“Adore!” Pearl cried, horrified.

“Um, I have to...I should probably get going...it’s late and I need...uh…” Shea stammered, sliding down and backing away.

“Shea, I’m sorry, you don’t have to go, you can-” Pearl protested.

“No, it’s fine, I should have left earlier anyway, but...I’ll see you around, okay?” She turned around, hurrying from the yard through the side gate.

Pearl turned towards Adore, irritated, as shrieking laughter sounded from the pool.

“What the fuck is wrong with you?!” Pearl began.

Nearby, Raven’s voice called out, “Raja! Come here!!”

Raja looked over to the pool, where Raven was fooling around with a bunch of kids and some massive flotation devices, then back at Adore. She took Jinkx by the hand and dragged her over to the pool, leaving Adore and Pearl alone on the patio.

Adore sighed, pulling her flannel tighter around herself. Despite it being May, there was a chill in the air.

Pearl watched her for a few moments before saying, “Alright. Out with it. What’s going on?”

“What?” Adore asked defensively.

“There’s only one thing that puts you in this kind of mood, so what? They do some gross hetero promise ring bullshit? He banging her out in one of the back bedrooms? Tell me.”

Adore sighed. “No, they’re just...eating an ice cream sundae.”

“Oh yeah,” Pearl nodded. “I can see why that would send you over the edge.”

“You weren’t there.”

“True.”

“It was really...too much.” Adore sighed again, taking another drag of the cigarette.

“Have you ever considered just telling her how you feel?”

“About as much as I’ve considered putting this cigarette out in my own eye,” Adore replied.

“Gotcha.”

“This is disgusting, by the way.”

Pearl nodded. “Yeah, it’s awful. Takes years off your life, too.”

“Ugh. Fuck this whole fucking night, man.”

Pearl moved closer to her, put a hand on her shoulder.

“Listen. I’m sorry you’re having a rough night. And you know, I really love you, and I’m always here if you want to talk. But...if you ever fuck up my game again, I will punch you in the face.”

Adore laughed and covered her eyes. “Shit. Sorry.”

Pearl kissed her forehead. “It’s alright. You get one pass.”

Adore sat on the retaining wall, holding the empty bottle of Jack, feeling slightly dizzy and more than a little sick. Her downcast eyes were dull with regret.

“So…fun party, huh?”

She looked up to see Raja standing there, with that typical, aloof expression, and her body tensed up, tears filling her eyes.

“Raja, don’t. I don’t want to talk about it, okay? I just, I can’t, I can’t explain, I don’t-”

“Hey, hey, I’m not asking you to explain anything.” Raja stepped forward, putting a hand on her shoulder.

Adore sniffled, guilt filling her chest. “I’m sorry.”

“I’m also not asking you to apologize. We all have shitty days. It’s fine. Yesterday I kicked over a trash can and called Raven a cow.”

“Seriously?” Adore laughed, amused in spite of her shitty mood.

“It’s fine, she deserved it.”

“I don’t doubt that.” Adore wiped her eyes.

Raja smiled. “You wanna get out of here?”

“God, yes.”

“Cool.” She took her fingers and gently tilted Adore’s chin up, placing a soft, sweet kiss on her lips. “You really are so beautiful, you know that?”

Adore sighed. “Sure you’re not just looking at your own reflection in my eyeballs?”

Raja grasped both of her cheeks and looked closer at her face. “Holy shit! How have I never seen my own reflection before?”

Adore giggled.

“Hold still! Oh my god, she is stunning!”

“Stop it.”

Raja helped her down and led them towards the gate, an arm slung around Adore’s shoulders.

“Seriously, I don’t know how you manage to concentrate on anything with all this staggering beauty in front of you…”

Courtney stood at the stove, stirring a pot of tomato sauce, as Adore perched on the counter. They were discussing prom—or rather, Raja’s prom, which Adore was having second thoughts about attending.

“Don’t you think that she should understand how you feel? I mean you were basically hate-crimed on stage,” Courtney said.

“Well. I think she does understand, but on the other hand…it’s her prom. And I said I’d go, like a month ago,” Adore reasoned.

“But that was a month ago,” Courtney said. “Come here, taste this.”

Adore jumped down, sighing, and walked over to her.

“I don’t know. I mean, yeah, it was a month ago. But…”

Courtney blew on the wooden spoon, cupping Adore’s chin gently in her hand. She fed her a small taste of the sauce, eyes watching her carefully.

“Do you think it’s too spicy?” she whispered.

Closing her eyes for a moment as Courtney’s fingers brushed against her cheek, a thrill rippling through her at the contact, Adore shook her head.

“No, it...it’s good.” She cleared her throat and took a few steps back. “Um, maybe a pinch more salt?”

“Thanks.” Courtney nodded and went back to the stove, humming slightly. “I think you should do whatever you feel comfortable with. She may be a little bummed if you decide not to go, but Raja doesn’t seem like the type to make a huge deal over prom anyway. Right?”

“Yeah, I...I mean that’s what I thought, but...I dunno.” Adore sighed again, sitting down heavily at the table. “I just really don’t want to make this a big fucking thing.”

Courtney sat down beside her. “So don’t.”

“But isn’t that selling out? Letting the bigots win?” Adore’s voice broke, remembering the heated conversation with Raja earlier that day.

Courtney scooted her chair closer, biting her lip, a slight guilt washing over her. She knew that if she didn’t have ambivalent feelings about Raja, about Adore’s moony-eyed puppy love, the was a chance she might be saying something slightly different. Maybe. But ulterior motives aside, she didn’t like to see her friend so torn up inside. She reached out and took Adore’s hand.

“Listen. Will you have to stand up to these kind of assholes someday? Yeah, probably. And when you do, I’ll stand up with you. But does it have to be over someone else’s prom? This week? Not unless you want. It’s still your life. You are the only one who can make that decision.”

Adore nodded. “Thanks.”

“Anytime.” Courtney brushed a lock of hair off of Adore’s face

ADORE: Well. Turns out I was being a total pissbaby drama queen. It was just a fucking dance, no one said a word.

ADORE: Like, literally, nothing happened and I feel like a complete asshole.

COURTNEY: So you had fun?

ADORE: Yeah. I mean, you know. It was a school dance. It wasn’t life-changing or anything. Lol. But sure, it was fun.

ADORE: I might just not be a school dance type. I don’t have a lot of...like...spirit.

COURTNEY: Well, yeah, duh. ;P

ADORE: lol

COURTNEY: <3

ADORE: I’m gonna sleep now but wanna hang out later?

COURTNEY: Sure. Text me when you wake up.

ADORE: Ok. XO

COURTNEY: XO

Adore wasn’t positive why she agreed to this. Granted, she always used to be part of the group movie night expeditions with the neighborhood crew, but ever since she’d branched off and started to hang out with Violet’s group, she’d found one excuse or another to say no. But for some reason, today, she found herself in the local multiplex with Courtney, Roy, Darienne, Thorgy, Bob, April, Alyssa, and Jamin - who she supposed was off probation now that Darienne could stand to be around him again. To make matters worse, they had collectively decided on the most basic of all basic movies - some superhero action nonsense starring Christian Bale and Joey from Dawson’s Creek, who was way less cool when stripped of her Joey vocabulary words.

Adore sighed, sipping her swimming pool sized soda. At least Roy, in a show of macho bravado, had offered to pay for her and Courtney’s snacks. So she had gigantic popcorn, 2 Kit Kat bars, Junior Mints, Twizzlers, Sour Patch Kids, and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups to help her get through the experience. It cost her some side-eye, but whatever. If he was dumb enough to make that offer, then he should be prepared to handle the consequences.

It would have been nice if Raja could have made it, but as usual, she was working. It seemed like lately, the only time they had together was super late at night after CeCe’s closed down. She couldn’t blame her girlfriend - she knew that Raja was saving up to get her own place. But still, it was a little annoying to be sandwiched between April and Bob on one side (who she was pretty sure were engaging in some kind of gross hand job action under Bob’s letterman jacket), and Courtney and Roy on the other, cuddling and making Adore want to vomit, as usual.

Courtney turned towards Adore, a contented smile on her face.

“I am totally not following the plot of this movie,” she whispered, giggling.

Adore rolled her eyes. “It’s not that deep. He’s afraid of bats. He becomes a bat. Joey Potter loves him for some inexplicable reason.”

“Right. I keep thinking there must be more to it though?”

“Nope.”

Courtney inched closer to Adore.

“This theatre is freezing. Share your jacket with me.” She gazed over with a pouty face, fluttering her lashes.

Adore shrugged her off. It was one thing when they were alone, but when she pulled this kind of stuff in front of other people, it always made Adore extremely self-conscious. It was a total lose-lose for her. If she reacted too eagerly, it would be totally obvious to everyone and their mother how hard she was crushing on her best friend, but when she pushed her away, she had to deal with those hurt puppy eyes.

“Get off, bitch…”

“Please, Dory. I’ll be your best friend forever and-”

“SHHH!” Bob hissed.

“How are you not more relaxed right now?” Adore challenged, gesturing to his lap. April’s eyes went wide in embarrassment. Adore smirked and sat back in her seat.

“Babe, come here. You can wear my jacket.”

Courtney snuggled up to Roy, lovingly placing a piece of popcorn in his mouth. What was it with Courtney and feedinghim? Was that like a kink thing? Adore shook her head. Sick. She sighed again, shifting uncomfortably. It was possible that the largest size soda wasn’t the best idea.

On the screen, Joey Potter was reaching towards Christian Bale, drawing him towards her.

Courtney inhaled sharply, and reached over, instinctively grasping for Adore’s hand in the dark, holding on tight while the actors’ lips met in a slow kiss, the music soaring. Adore’s heart pounded. She knew that this was just Courtney, it didn’t really mean anything, but it didn’t change how it made her feel. How it made her palms sweat and her pulse race, to be here in the dark, fingers intertwined and slippery with fake butter.

And then, of course, she saw Roy’s eyes, just for a moment, when the screen flashed white. Glaring at her. Did he know? Was Adore that transparent? Or was he just peeved that Courtney was grabbing Adore’s hand and not his? Anxiety filled Adore’s chest and she wrenched her hand away.

Courtney, oblivious as always, leaned her head on Roy’s shoulder and continued to watch the movie while Adore gripped the arms of the seat, her knuckles turning white. She got up and bolted for the exit, muttering about the bathroom.

Courtney turned her head and watched as Adore raced up the aisle, then turned back to the screen, biting her lip. A lump formed in her throat. She was so tired of this endless loop they were in - Courtney reaching out, taking the smallest baby steps, only to have Adore push her away. Maybe it was useless. Maybe Violet was right all those months ago when she said that Adore would never like her back. She sighed.

Roy kissed the top of her head. “Bored, baby?”

“Uh, no, just...sorry, my mind wandered a little. This movie is so dark. I think I need more color to hold my attention.”

Roy laughed, pressing his lips to her temple. “You’re the fucking cutest, you know that?”

Courtney smiled up at him. “How about after the movie, you can tell me all about how cute I am?” She kissed him lightly, sliding a hand up his thigh.

“Deal.”

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peach-pops · 4 years

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hi *farts* can i hav a romantic matchup pls🥺either gender is fine👉🏻👈🏻don’t hav any team preferences bc i‼️am‼️a‼️WHORE‼️moving on.. i’m like 160cm n i have grey(eye)balls, bleached hair but my natural colour is brown and big ass cheek dimple. ngl chief my sense of humour is kinda DUMB so if u say pee pee poo poo i’m prolly gonna😹😹😹so anyone that’ll laugh at my doo doo jokes OR b stupid w me wuld b guwd🥴dumb n dumber tease(*^ω^*). i’m lactose intolerant but idc😠(pt1) -🤼‍♀️ besty

(cont) ...drink that🍓 milk! get bad poopies and farts! #YOLO! i like art, anime and gaming😈gamer gurl alert‼️but by gaming i mean hatsune miku project diva, acnh and minecraft...fav songs rn are obsessed w u by the orion experience and lovecats by the cure JUST NEVER GET OLD CHEFS KISS. i can b pretty affectionate w my bestys and i love to bully them❤️ i can blow rlly big spit bubbles after monster energy drinks and i consider that a talent❤️ (pt2) -🤼‍♀️besty || (cont) also have this weird obsession w baths lately my record is 7 hours with no breaks kinda crazy... lowkey shy around strangers if i don’t have someone i know w me.. OH AND i’m INTP personality type(same as kenma we do be like👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨soulmates tho..) damb rlly went ahead and wrote a whole novel shesh✍️📖 sorry about that... but UR THE BEST MWAH KISSY LOVE U (LAST PART FROM 🤼‍♀️ BESTY

First off, “ don’t have any team preferences bc i!!am!!a!!WHORE” I’ve never related to anything more in my life. Also, rise up lactose intolerant gang!

I ship you with Noya AND HEAR ME OUT!

The absolute crackhead energy your relationship would have would be way too powerful I’m pretty sure the world would crack open because you two are too frickin similar

you know how some couples send horny late night texts to each other? You guys send the funniest memes to each other that have definitely woken up your whole house I can just see it

There would never be a dull moment between the two of you, even running errands with him to go to the laundromat would result in you both holding your sides IN PAIN as the two of you laugh your assess off

Noya isn’t too sensitive so it’s pretty common that you’ll both tease and pick on each other and there’s never any real harm

“ Yeah dipshit, the point of the game is to not kill yourself, you do know that right?”

“ CLOWN!!! You really tried it huh shrimp dick?”

“ YOU KNOW IT’S NOT SMALL IM PACKIN SHMEAT!”

(I’m sorry wha- A SEVEN HOUR BATH! HOW MUCH FREE TIME DO YOU HAVE AREN’T YOU PRUNY!)

Noya would definitely try to do it with you but that boy has ADHD so sad

But yall would both fit perfectly in a tub together that’s so uwu

He would love to massage your back in the tub he’s handsy tho so watch out

I think he’d be such a sucker for your dimples like you can be minding your own business doing homework and I can totally see him just peeking his head up from behind the couch like “ mmm dimples”

Deadass he’ll walk over to you and start poking your cheeks even after you threaten to bite his finger off so he switches from poking you with his finger to just kissing your cheek over and over just so he can see you smile even harder

“ Yu, stop it, you’re all sweaty!”

“ Shut up, you’re smiling I know you love me”

“ I’m being TORTURED!”

I know it seems like the two of you dating sounds like it’s crazy all the time but I firmly believe this man would stop at nothing to make you happy

He’s so whipped for you like oh you haven’t had lunch? He will give you everything he has on his plate

You’re computer shut down while in the middle of a game? He will literally rush over and help you fix it and if he doesn’t know how, he will watch videos on it just for you

whenever there is a quiet moment between the two of you, he will just stare at you with no shame because he thinks the world of you and even though he’s a pretty happy person, I think everyone around you two sees that there’s something different about him

#watermelonsugaships #besty anon

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thedeliverygod · 4 years

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I like doing these things every once a while so here we gooo

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?: kfjsl. with my dad yes. with my mom it’s iffy.

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? my besties.

03: Do you regret anything? plenty but obvs can’t change the past.

04: Are you insecure? oh yeah.

05: What is your relationship status? single

06: How do you want to die? preferably not at all lmao but I guess peacefully in my sleep??

07: What did you last eat? tiny little pieces of a strawberry & creme cheese muffin but it’s too much for me.

08: Played any sports? no but I love hockey, I wish I would have had the thought to get into it at a younger age and play on a team.

09: Do you bite your nails? no.

10: When was your last physical fight? I’ve never had one cuz I know my ass would get beat.

11: Do you like someone? not really.

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? I think the most I’ve made it is like 30 lol. I need sleep.

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? no.

14: Do you miss someone? I miss seeing my friends yeah its been a while.

15: Have any pets? my cat Salem.

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? pretty tired

17: Ever made out in the bathroom? uhhhhh I was gonna say no but we did try to have shower sex one time so I guess so

18: Are you scared of spiders? vaguely I guess. I just don’t like touching gross things but I mean I will kill it if needed lol

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? it’s tempting but idk if I would want to risk what things I do have.

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? uhhhhh considering the last person I kissed was my ex-boyfriend and we’ve been broken up for almost 4 years now I don’t know. I would assume his bedroom maybe?

21: What are your plans for this weekend? go on a walk outside cuz it’s gonna be niceee (80 degrees). other than that idk

22: Do you want to have kids? How many? no biologically and if I do end up adopting it’ll be 1.

23: Do you have piercings? How many? no

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? English, theatre, film, and Japanese.

25: Do you miss anyone from your past? yeah but he’s a different person so oh well.

26: What are you craving right now? probably sleep.

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? I guess so.

28: Have you ever been cheated on? not that I’m aware of.

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? yes

30: What’s irritating you right now? nothing really.

31: Does somebody love you? romantically, no. platonically and familial, yes.

32: What is your favourite color? it switches between light blue and light purple 33: Do you have trust issues? yes and no. I’m afraid of letting someone in romantically though for sure.

34: Who/what was your last dream about? I had a dream about being in the car with my dad at the beach and the water was absolutely gorgeous but for some reason there were like a lot of abandoned buildings and stuff.

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? either dad or my stepmom idk

36: Do you give out second chances too easily? probably

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? forgive

38: Is this year the best year of your life? lol not so far

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 17

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? noo

51: Favourite food? fudge

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? kind of.

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? play wordscapes like I always do lol

54: Is cheating ever okay? I would say only if you’re in an abusive relationship and feelings develop for someone who actually treats you well and you are on your way to getting out of that situation if that makes sense but like obviously most people aren’t going to want to put themselves in that situation.

55: Are you mean? I hope not

56: How many people have you fist fought? none

57: Do you believe in true love? I believe there’s different people meant for us like not necessarily one person but people meant for us in different ways

58: Favourite weather? warm (upper 70s, low 80s) with a light breeze

59: Do you like the snow? not particularly

60: Do you wanna get married? yes.

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? I guess it can be but idk me and my ex didn’t do that with each other we had other weird nicknames.

62: What makes you happy? free of responsibilities, time with friends, writing, cosplaying, warm weather, and the ocean.

63: Would you change your name? if my parents/family wouldn’t be so upset about it sure.

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? I wouldn’t want to. I’ve literally had nightmares about him begging me to come back to him but then I’ve also had dreams where I did take him back and it was terrible and then I have dreams where I want him back but he ignores me lol. But I know irl he’s not a good person for me anymore.

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? that’s what my previous relationship was so I mean. yeah. lol. it worked okay for most of 7 and a 1/2 years but things fell apart for a number of reasons. but also my best friends that are opposite sex currently are a married gay couple so I think I’m okay.

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? yes

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? idk I’ve talked to a couple guys on fb recently about animal crossing

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? claudia

69: Do you believe in soulmates? same answer as the true love one

70: Is there anyone you would die for? maybe

#about me

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tough-girl-spinelli · 5 years

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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Spinelli...And Then Some

Basic Information

Full Name: Ashley Funcello Spinelli

Nickname(s): Spinelli (do NOT call her Ashley)

Age: 17

Date of Birth: April 19, 2002

Hometown: Queens, NY USA

Current Location: Swynlake, England

Ethnicity: Italian

Nationality: UK Citizen (formerly USA)

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/her

Orientation: Demiromantic/Demisexual

Religion: Catholic (not practicing)

Occupation: Secondary School Student

Living Arrangements: Lives with parents

Language(s) Spoken: English, Italian

Accent: A mix between New York and English

Physical Appearance

Face Claim: Dytto (Courtney Marie Kelly)

Hair Colour: Brown

Eye Colour: Blue

Height: 5′4″

Build: short, small frame but with some muscle tone (how else would she be able to pull of a killer right hook?)

Tattoos: None, yet. Her mother would KILL her

Piercings: Ears only...again. Her mother would KILL her

Clothing Style: feminine sporty

Usual Expression: she actually scowls a lot...though she can be friendly in conversation, especially with her friends.

Distinguishing Characteristics: Her wild untamed curls are probably her most distinguishing feature.

Health

Sleeping Habits: she sleeps like the dead and has been known to throw punches at people trying to wake her up

Eating Habits: Very undisciplined eating habits. Kind of like your average teenage boy actually...only maybe not quite the volume of food. She eats a lot of unhealthy junk food like chips and candy and cheeseburgers. Give her a green smoothie and she might chuck it right back at you.

Exercise Habits: She’s quite active. She takes weekly yoga classes to help with her anger. She loves to rock climb and is a regular at the rock climbing gym in NTO. She also enjoys hip hop/techno/breakdance. She studies ballet per her mom’s insistence but outside class, she dances to her own beat.

Emotional Stability: Spinelli has always had an attitude problem, mainly stemming from her frustration with her mother trying to make her into some painted doll socialite when she’d rather be wrestling or rock climbing with her brothers. But ever since her brother/best friend died a year ago, her fuse has been extra short and she’s liable to blow at any time. If it wasn’t for her family’s status in the community, she probably would have been expelled from school for fighting by now.

Sociability: She’s actually quite social, all things considered but she prefers to spend quality ime with those she deems worthy (aka don’t piss her off on principle)

Drug Use: TBD

Alcohol Use: TBD

Personality

Positive Traits: bold, perceptive, practical

Negative Traits: defiant, insensitive, impatient

Goals/Desires: That’s a great question...she has no idea.

Fears: hospitals, death, death of loved one

Hobbies: yoga, rock climbing, dance, listening to music

Habits: She’s a slob. Her room is an absolute disaster but she’ll tell you she knows exactly where everything is. She also bites her nails...she recently started having gels put on to kick the habit and has since switched to chewing gum. Much to her mothers annoyance.

Favourites

Weather: Thunderstorms. There’s something thrilling about the sky flaring with a jolt of electricity, making the hair on your arms stand on end. And don’t get her started on the roar of thunder that you can feel deep in your gut. What can I say? She’s an adrenaline junkie.

Colour: Pink and Black. Do not, under any circumstances, tell Spinelli that pink is a girly color. She just might respond with a punch in the arm—if you’re lucky. But seriously, she likes pink, all shades of pink from fuchsia to bubble gum pink. But she’s going to wear it in the least dainty way possible.

Music: Hip hop/Rap. Everything about it from the high energy to the rhythm to the typical fashion style of the genre calls to her. Not only that but it's literally the opposite of what her mother thinks is appropriate for a young lady to listen to. Techno and Reggaeton come in as a close second. Really, anything with a beat she can dance too.

Movies: Die Hard. Really any action movie. Spinelli LOVES action movies. But seriously, Die Hard is the best Christmas movie on the face of the planet, ok? Also, Fast and the Furious movies. Catch her having a marathon on any given weekend. Though, if you happened to search her web browser history, you might find a lot of youtube Bollywood film clips in her history. She’ll never admit out loud to liking the genre or even watching it but she likes the dance sequences.

Sport: Basketball. Her brothers were really into it when they left New York and she became a fan herself...both of playing and watching.

Beverage: Always Coca-Cola. Seriously, the girl’s veins flow with the stuff. Forget coffee, give her a coke anyday.

Food: Pizza. New York style pizza, straight from Queens. She remembers it from when she was a child and craves it like all the time. Her favorite is triple meat lovers with extra cheese. Oh, and it better be woodfired pizza or they can just go home.

Animal: Spinelli is a cat person. She likes dogs too, its just that her cat, Pepper, is her bestie at home. She is so chill and has a calming presence. Spinelli enjoys that she’s kind of like a fluffy throw pillow, just sort of hanging around her room sleeping most of the time. Also, she really appreciates the way a cat is “I don’t fucking care what you think of me...Imma gonna do what I want!”

Family

Father: Giovanni Roberto Spinelli Sr./ age 47 / Director of Marketing at Interpride

Mother: Francesca Florence Spinelli / age 46 / Socialite

Sibling(s): 4 older brothers (Joey - 19, Paolo - 21, Vince - 22, Giovanni Jr. - 23) / 1 Deceased Older Brother (Vito - 18)

Pet(s): Cat named Pepper

Family’s Financial Status: Rich af

Extra

Zodiac Sign: Aries

MBTI: The Entrepreneur [ESTP-A]

Enneagram: The Challenger (8w7)

Temperament: Choleric/Sanguine (She literally got equal points on the quiz for both of those temperments lmao!)

Hogwarts House: Slytherin/Gryffindor

Moral Alignment: Chaotic Good

Primary Vice: Wrath followed closely by Pride

Primary Virtue: Justice

Element: Fire

#about #character profile #everything you ever wanted to know about Spinelli #and then some

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iamconstantine · 5 years

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RWBY EPISODE 11: I MADE A COMMITMENT AND I’M SORRY FOR THE WAIT

* Okay right off the bat Blake yelling “Fight well!” while waving a little RWBY flag gave me an overdose of serotonin I thought this girl was going to be a broody loner heck no she’s not * I appreciate that the others are cheering Weiss on. They’re a team, even if they’re not besties yet * “Let the act of releasing a dangerous creature out in a classroom full of young children in a wildly inappropriate teaching method...BEGIN!” * “Wasn’t expecting THAT, were you?” It’s a pig. It’s just a pig. Did this guy not see these chicks taking down the giant raven or...? * The pig Grimm have names too, right? * I almost typed in “Heartless” before I remembered they were called Grimm * There seems to be some kind of “scaling” problem going on with the animation. I’m not sure how to describe it, but it kind of looks like Weiss and the pig (hog? warthog?) are overlayed on the classroom instead of being there. * I know there’s a “rule of drama” envoked here but come on Weiss. Babygirl. You can do better. * “NOW what will you do without your WEAPON?” I think this guy is one of those physical teachers that kind of wants a student to get hurt so they can make a point about something * I honestly don’t know who I’m siding with here. Like on the one hand Ruby really is just trying to be helpful and offer encouragement, but Weiss does need to focus * I keep forgetting how awesome the propelling move Weiss can do is * “I’m afraid that’s all the time we have for today” Boy what? * Not gonna lie Jaune is looking pretty good in that uniform * Why isn’t Weiss in her uniform?? Wasn’t she in it last episode? * Okay Weiss is being a total snob here like this is typical “rich girl better than everyone else behavior” but I do see a liiiiiitle biiiiit of where she’s coming from. Just barely...but only in that it can be frustrating that the skipped-grades-to-be-here student with nothing but at-home training gets to be leader. That said, Ruby clearly proved her potential with the plan to kill the Grimm two episodes ago and Weiss is intentionally ignoring that so she can be snooty * Ruby has puppy dog eyes this ep and I don’t like it. * “That remains to be seen” Ozpin is a cold mistress straight iced the girl * I swear he said “Miss SHA-NEE” * For as annoyed I am at Weiss she clearly wants to be a good Huntress. She’s a rich girl who probably lived a life of luxury back home but she still wants to commit her life to fighting monsters to protect people * Can this professor kindly chill but also stay just as he is * “That’s preposterous!” STRAIGHT ICED THE GIRL * On the flipside Ozpin does have a point. Ruby clearly has a lot of skill, and her plan to defeat the Nevermore(?) was really good, but there’s really no way of knowing if she’ll be a good leader after just one day. This isn’t one of those “I BELIEVE in you more than ANYONE I’ve EVER met!” things, he has to be encouraging but honest * “Your exceptional level on the battlefield is only matched by your poor attitude.” ST RA IGHT I CED T HE G IRL * Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm both of them have pointssssssss ‘cause Ruby has very little experience but proved she’s pretty capable, while Weiss has much more experience but only takes what’s best. * See THIS is how I wish people would talk to the Snobby Rich Girl characters. Like it doesn’t matter if that other girl got what you wanted, or if you think you’re better, your attitude is abysmal and that alone is reason enough not to favor you. You got to settle for what you got and make the best of it otherwise you’re going to ruin everything else you’ve got going for you * For some reason I am not at all surprised that Weiss can just will coffee into existence * There you go, Weiss. Good attitude. * “I always wanted bunk beds as a kid” I don’t know why, but that line is so adorable to me. Weiss might be stuck up but she’s still a young girl. * But also Weiss where are you going get in your pajamas and go to bed it’s late you got school tomorrow. * Right when the episode started, I was worried that it would be a rehash of the conversation Ruby and Weiss already had. That they forgot their “We don’t like it each other but we have to cooperate” conversation and went right back to square one * Thankfully this episode made it a different matter. It’s one thing to be teammates, it’s another to be a leader and a teammate. Ruby technically has more authority over Weiss now and that’s way more to bite off than just working together. Clearly Weiss is very assured that she knows what she needs to do, and having someone else tell me how to do it would be aggravating. * I’ll say again that so far Weiss is being handled fairly well for the sympathetic but snotty character. The show acknowledges that she has a poor attitude and is self-entitled, but is also a hard worker who wants to be the best that she can be. Plus her plan is NOT to sabotage Ruby. She’s not THAT cold. (ba dum tish) * Why did it literally take me this long to realize Weiss is cold because she’s based off of Snow White. * As I said before my expectations were subverted with Ozpin’s talk with Ruby. Usually when there’s a character in her position (highly skilled despite not training for as long as other characters, given a special grant by a higher-up, given a level of leadership right at the start), once they start to doubt themselves, the wise leader talks about how much they BELIEVE in them because they’re ONE IN A MILLION and they’re AMAZING etc. The episode just straight-up says just because Ruby is leader, doesn’t automatically mean she’s a good one. * I imagine this isn’t the end of Ruby and Weiss’s feud but it’s nice to see them kind of getting along.

#rwby #my thoughts

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thefallenarbiter · 6 years

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READ ME!!!!!

>>>>>>> NOTE!!! DRAWING WITH EVERYONE's CHARACTER WHO WAS NOTIFIED TO THIS POST IS TOWARDS THE MIDDLE!!<<<<<<<<

SPEED PAINTS/ PROCESS OF ART

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2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vys4D71bgAw&feature=youtu.be

3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=592zJhAAFok

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Midnight Trick and Treat

“This is the perfect chance to take all those snacks,” Olive said with such glee that I had to glance over to make sure they didn't hear her. Evia hushed her before she could let out another booming cry of desire. Olives ears quickly perked down, a pout was on her face from being hushed. I watched as Evia rolled her eyes but gave a quick lick to her ears. The fur on Olive's cheeks somehow turned a rosy red from blushing. But her ears perked back up, a wolfy grin was on her face again.

I held in a groan. This was was not a good plan. We were hidden between the grass, its long blades kept both me and Olive hidden but Evias horns poked through when she shifted her weight. Looking back at the ground I watched as they chatted between one another. I noticed a pattern as one would move their mouths and the others would laugh not long after. Olive followed my gaze but her eyes were stuck on the unguarded bags of treats.

A devilish grin formed on Olives face, ”We gotta get those treats. Ill split all the bags with you two.” she said.

“I dunno Olive, It doesn't sound like a very good-” I stopped when I looked back over at Olive. A grin was placed on her mouth while her eyes tarted between me and the treats. I nearly shivered when I looked at Evia. Half her face was hidden behind Olives but I could see her eyes narrowed dangerously at me with a scowl. When our eyes met she started to mouth something to me. I stared at her mouth, what is she trying to say to me-..Oh. Her claws began to tap the ground impatiently.

I laughed softly, ”Oh god Olive, I knew leaving all the ideas to you was just a fantastic idea! Nothing will go wrong!” I said with the biggest, fakest smile I could muster. You couldn't blame me for lying. You really couldn't when you were stuck between pleasing a giant warrior and a tiny dog who could make you regret anything if you upset her.

“S-so what's our plan?” I asked, the tapping stopped. I held back a sigh of relief at least one of them is pleased with my answer.

“Oh it's pretty simple, we're gonna sneak up right up to them and they won't even notice a thing! It's gonna be great!”

Oh my god, we're going to die. Were so dead. Dead,dead,dead. She's going to get us killed! I laughed nervously. Maybe I can eat a few candies before they catch us. Yeah, that sounds less bad than dying on an empty stomach I thought. The panic I was feeling felt less bad when I thought of this.

“Well, we better get this over and done with! I'm just DYING to get all that candy.”

Olive must have agreed with me because her face lit up but quickly disappeared in the mass of grass as she crawled away.

Evia smirked at me, ”If all hell breaks loose and I have to choose one of you, I'm choosing Olive.” her smirk widened when my eyes grew in size with my mouth agape. She quickly slithered after Olive. I stayed where I was for a moment before following suit. The grassed softly brushed my sides as I crawled through slowly. When I lost sight of Evia I peeked my head out to see a large white wolf sitting on a bench. I tilted my head as a bag of candy was right under them. They were distracted by the messages on their phone. I peered at the candy and nearly sighed in relief. The wire was under their leg to keep it from falling which meant one less person after us during the run.

I quickly hid back into the safety of the grass and proceeded to follow the scent of both Evia and Olive. My ears tilted towards the left at the sound of rushing water. I suddenly felt thirsty but pushed on. I spent a few seconds crawling before stopping. Evia was facing me and when she saw me she pushed me past her. When I was right next to Olive she stopped, I glanced around than stared at Olive puzzled.

Her eyes moved to the area ahead of us, I followed her gaze than wished I had made them both upset. The group was right in front of us, each one chatting away as their bags laid helplessly on the bench closest to them. I looked back at Olive who looked at me expectantly. I quickly looked away so she wouldn't see my panicked expression.

I slowly began to crawl forward and paused when one of them shifted more than 60 degrees. When I made it to the bench safely, I observed the bags, each had different animals which held the candies inside. I slowly moved my head forward, grabbing of the largest bag which Evia helped me put down. Once it was released she had a firm hold on the end. I then grabbed ahold of two sets of strings, I pulled softly until the bags were softly nestled on the ground. Olive reached forward, bit onto the wires and held them in her mouth like Evia.

I glanced at the last bag, it's pumpkin eyes staring intently at me. I gulped nervously. I

slowly took a step forward with my head outward to bite the string. With a snap, the twig underneath my claws broke in half. Any conversation that the group had halted, they all turned towards me all at once to see the source of the noise.

I smiled nervously, ”Hello! My name is Sona. It's nice to meet all of you-” I paused when Olive and Evia made a run for it. The group let out shocked cries looking between me and the runaways. I bit into the wire and made a dash for it. The sounds of feet stomping and yelling were right behind me. This is all Olives fault.

Birthday gift for @Spoopy-snek

Don't kill me pls

So For your bday, I decided to draw a group picture that involves your friends. Side note I'm sorry if I forgot anyone. I tried finding everyone and drawing them but again I'm sorry if I forgot anyone.;n; But If I did miss any close friend go ahead and comment saying that you were forgotten so when I do something big like this again I can add all her friends.

Happy Birthday old lady!!!! I hope you have a fantastic bday and get to celebrate it, friends and family. DONT DO DRUGS. Drugs are restricted on your bday and I will steal all dem drugs for myself >: ) BUt ANyway… Happy birthday to my closest buddy! <33333 You mean so much to me and always got to use your bday as a way to spoil you with love and art cuz you deserve it!!! Even tho you're a major butthead but two can play with fire!!! I really hope you have a fantastic day!! you so much. I'm so thankful to have met you and I can't believe we've been friends for 6 years???!!! Wow, time really flies I can't believe we're so old now. You meet me when I was basically a smol gorl. Like much wow were both getting so freaking old. (as my lollipop decides that falling is a better idea than living,,,) But again I'm so freaking thankful we're friends, you've been there for me for so long and I can't thank you enough for sticking with my ugly butt. You helped me through much whether it be mentally or with anything. You've been there for me and when I get money I'm gonna try to repay you for everything that you've helped me through with gifts. You're my closest friend Olivia and without you, I would be in a different place. I doubt I would be the same if it weren't for you. You always had my back no matter once. Every time I lost someone close to me whether it be family or relationship wise you've helped me stay strong and keep going. Honestly ilu so much you big softy and I'm so sorry we don't hang out enough. I really want to return the favor and help you in any way I can because you're my best friend Olivia. Were both total nerds and goofballs who love videos games way to much and basically kill our characters lmao. I can't wait to spend the rest of our life as besties. We need to seriously meet in person tho. We have been friends for so long but I only ever see you through your photos. We have to meet eventually because your my best friend and we've been through thick and thin together. If we don't meet I'm sending the squirrel after you!!!! I'm so glad we have each other even if we lost all our other friends through time even tho I miss them, I can't wait to spend our time together through hell and heaven. We're gonna kick life's butt and get through everything together. Hopefully, we both can hang out more often because we're both busy bees and never get the chance ;n; I still can't believe we both happened to join DA around the same time and managed to start talking right after. If it weren't for you I would have been dead on that website a year after I joined. Anyway, ilu and I wish you the biggest Happy Birthday you spoopy butt. I would attempt to give you the biggest hug I can muster but my arms are too short :,,,D

Explanation of each drawing

Golden Skull Zayn with Olive ----- When I did the three doodles in the speedpaint I was planning a creepy vibe with each one. So for this one I wanted to show off the fact that parts of Zayn are indeed made of gold. It was meant to go with his design just to fit the color combo but I decided that any character that has future sight have gold parts to them. It would be very rare for a kaian to have all gold bones but I figured it would fit the prophet when they start to loose their mind to the visions. There's always a price to pay when you can see into the future. Poor Olive just happened to be around when he ripped the skin off during one of his major visions. But don't worry she lives and he gets his face back.

Sona and Loch ------- I wanted to have Sona soothing one of Lochs sessions of pain. Not much to say here other than I wanted to have her kind of grumpy looking and comfort him since in our story for them she kinda uses him for bad to get what she wants so she gets a body.

Olive's Secret Protector ---------- Again not much to say other than Evia is using her dark powers to blend into the shadows to keep an eye on olive.

Run Run from the Scary Mob ------ The main drawing that I spent the most time on that comes with a speedpaint. For this one I wanted to show off our main characters plus a side character that she loves. When I made this I realized I wanted to make it big just for Olivia so I decided to include all her friends that I could think of or find. Each character is dressed in something to show off the fact that each one is trick and treating for Halloween. I'm pretty proud of how everyone turned out and how most the background turned out.

Experiment Brewing ------ A little sketch where I had an idea that maybe Olive wasn't a real Kaian and was actually a experiment made by the banished shadow go. I like the idea that maybe he made her so he could put himself into a form onto the home planet of the Kaians than seek the other gods out for revenge. This was before he used Evia as a host even if she's in control. He hoped that when Olive was ready he could take her body over. Sadly the scientist who made her on the home planet did not complete the project and Olive had gone missing when the lab was destroyed. Funny thing is that not long after Olive was found by Evia when in a field of flowers. The god believes Olive is dead but I like to think that he takes over Olive during the final battle to use her to summon him when the other banished god is summoned by Calla. If he did succeed in taking her body over than she would look like her portals. I like the idea of the gods portals and powers looking like this but his are purple. The crystals on her help power the portals and powers she uses which are basically just like the gods expect weaker since she couldn't handle all his power in her body.

Selfie ----- A head doodle to show off Olives looks frontview. First concept sketch of how she would look. Also based on one of Olivia's doodles of Olive with crystals imbedded in her body. I decided to expand on that.

Design ---- A design for Olivia to repay the design she made for me >:0

Thirsty as heckles ---- Olive ready for some Evia but decided on the way to bed that she also likes Zayn a lot. Evia stops what they planned to go find Zayn.

Official Design for Olive as a experiment ---------. I wanted to show off the fact that she would be constantly dripping from the gods powers that she barely holds in her body.

This is War ------- Zayn has a vision in a different timeline where Olive chooses Evia over him and betrays him by killing him. He mistakes it for it being in this timeline and plans to repay the debt by killing them first. Looks like everyone has to fight with the person they love eventually.

Left to right are the corresponding characters belonging to their creators

Big brown and green wolf, Evia dressed as Dracula belongs to me

Tiny yellow doge, Olive wearing snake onesie belongs tp @spoopy-snek

smol purple and blackbird, Sona dressed as a messed up Egyptian belongs to me

spooky dog on a broom, Ney dressed as a witch belongs to @neyzilla

Purple dragon in sleeping wear, Hobbes dressed in a dragon onesie belongs to @hobbledragon

Tall skelelly boi being attacked by hungry doggy, Calabaza dressed as a skelly belongs to @anxietywithaspook

The white dog that shakes, Milk belongs to @milkfake

Mummy that is so done with you, Wilhelm dressed a mummy belongs to @wilhelm-the-undead-man

A woman who wants her candy back, Shaman dressed as a literal Shaman belongs to @missmcgregor

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ben-is-a-hoe · 6 years

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Cigarettes and Destiny

Summary: When Ostara couldn't help bring Laura back to life and didn't have a clue how to help them they go ask for help from another god of life.

Pairing: Mad Sweeney x Mokosz

Warnings: swearing, bad writing, Slavic (Polish) paganism

A/N:

English is not my native language so be warned!!! it's my first time when I write in English so please be polite im sensitive

@goldngalaxies helping me with a lot of things while im trying to create this story, she deserves a lot of credit, if she would not like my ideas or my drawings of Mokosz i never would push myself to bring this to life

ALSO, i haven't written in so long my dudes soooooo fucking long like.. long time.. b e p o l i t e

here is fanart of Mokosz and Mad Sweeney @goldngalaxies made for me AND I LOVE IT WITH ALL MY HEART

It was supposed to be one of those days when she would wake up many hours past the afternoon, then lay in bed till the urge to pee would force her to get up. But this time some unbearable pain with its origin in parts of her being she forgot about a long time ago was drilling into her guts. She was trying to ignore it with all her strength of laziness. Because if she would finally admit something is happening, she would have to do something about it…

‘Mokosz! Get up, you fat ass!’ Her eyes weren’t even open yet but she already know what kind of face her friend would serve her. Mokosz slowly peeled off blindfold from her eyes and looked around her apartment. Standing in the doorframe was Hebe.

'Did you make me breakfast?’ she murmured with sleepy, raspy voice. The look at her friend face was a pure shock.

'How could you e…Yeah, sure how about we eat on the balcony?'

'Sounds like a plan.’ Mokosz took her time getting out of bed. She reached under her pillow in search of the pack of cigs. She had to lay down to reach them, and stayed in this position for a while. Her legs already on the floor and her body stretched out on the bed with an arm under her pillows.

'Your cigs are here.’ Hebe shook a half-empty package, attracting Mokosz’s attention. Hebe opened the door to the balcony and when the sun and fresh air touched Mokosz skin, she finally decided to leave the bed. Her steps were slow and uneven since the pain that woke her up still clenched around her insides. She was about to take the cigs from Hebe’s hand, but at that moment, she lost any desire for a morning smoke.

'Where the fuck is Central Park?’ In place of the grass and trees and all the beautiful green that was the reason why rent for this place was so expensive was gone, instead it was just a huge grey spot.

'I was about to ask you the same question… You think we should go to the House on the Rock?'

'Nah, I’m going to take a shit, and then I’ll take a cab to Starbucks.’ Mokosz was about to leave the room but she stopped halfway. 'When Grimnir asked me for help he knew I would tell him to fuck off… Why… why didn’t he send Sweeney?'

'Because he would knew you would try to kill the Irishman?'

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Mokosz sat at the table, her back turned to the door and her eyes concentrated at the view behind the window. Clouds flew slowly through the sky. Mokosz wanted to be a cloud now. Clusters of steam high up there, far away from everything, untouched by anyone’s problems. Hebe disappeared somewhere and left Mokosz alone. Good. A quiet moment before the storm. He was close, she could sense it with her inner Asshole-radar. He was… and here instead of bunch of invectives, her mind brings her quite a different image. It was a warm morning, even though the sun hadn’t shown its whole face yet. They were laying in a meadow back in her homeland, holding each other in such a way that if there was even a little break between their bodies, the whole universe would fall apart. Sweeney was the kind of man who comes and goes, he disappeared for whole weeks but always came back to her. How could she know it was the last time they would touch each other for the next four hundred years? If she knew, she would have never let him go.

When the door finally opened, she was ready. Or at least, she was thought herself ready and tried to convince herself she was, but the truth was that she wasn’t. Mokosz was far from being ready to meet her ex-lover. But it wasn’t anything like ‘ugh I hate my ex’ it was more ‘i will rip his spine through his throat then tear his ribcage open and eat his heart’ kind of not being ready. Not because she ISN’T desperate for murder, but because she just had dinner and there was no place for dessert, let alone for a whole (kind of) human heart. She refused to take even so much as a glance in his way, but she could feel his stare on her body. A few centuries ago every time he laid his eyes on her, she felt burning desire, but now it was nothing like that, now it was an unpleasant feeling mixed with a cold, sweaty shiver running down her spine.

'Mokosz, I told them to fuck off, but…’ Hebe tried to calm the situation even if she knows there was no way to make any of this better. 'Yeah I know, I saw them in front of the building.'

'Cześć,’ he said and this was all she needed to snap. Of all the things, after all those years, he just said this. The rage that filled her body almost made her cry with frustration.

'Listen I know you two don’t get along but we are here because…’ Laura started, but before she got a chance to finish, Mokosz got up from her seat, turned around, and pointed a gun at Sweeney. Without any warning, she fired it at the leprechaun, but he quickly shielded himself with Laura’s body.

'Fuck!’ He throws his companion at Mokosz, but she quickly jumps back. Sweeney jumps behind the big armchair, but it wasn’t strong enough to stop the bullets. He ran to the table and turned it over so he could hide behind it.

'Mokosz, for fuck’s sake!’ He shouts between gunshots. But she aims and shoots again and again until her magazine was empty. She clicked the trigger a few times more even though she knew there was nothing more inside. 'You done?!’ He asked, exposing his head beyond the edge of the table, but she was far from done. The gun itself flew across the room and hit Sweeney right in the face.He fell onto his back and they heard a loud thud when his big body hit the floor. He shouts few courses in English and Old Irish mixed with few variations of Mokosz’s name.

Mokosz never, even in her wildest dreams, would let herself think that any man’s absence could cause her such misery. When she saw him the last time it was midsummer’s celebration night. For her, it was Noc Kupały, the night of searching for the fern flower which really was just an excuse to drag someone into the woods, so they could shamelessly fuck on a leaf litter, or Lá Bealtaine like he called it, but her version of this holiday, Sweeney liked more. The longest night of the year just for them two. They jumped over the flames of a bonfire, holding hands because it was a sign of their bravery, faith, and undying love for fuck’s sake. When all the girls were making wreaths of flowers so they could float them on the river and wait if some boy would capture it, which meant they wanted to bang this girl or they had a crush on her or both, Sweeney was always the one who captured her wreaths and brought them back to her. This meant he liked her right? Or even loved? They spend whole centuries together, they knew each other for millennia.. Then why the fuck did he just disappear with no explanation after the night they spent on fucking? Did she suck his dick differently and he didn’t like it? Did he get bored of her pussy? Her tits got flat? But sex was not their whole relationship… They were friends… fuck it, they were best friends. Besties. They laughed at the same things and the same things made them sad. Best Friends Forever. Mokosz would not use world couple, because Sweeney… he liked to be… untied. He liked to be chased and this is what Mokosz always did. She chased him. Begged him on her knees. She called him her King. He loved it. Why he leave her?

When Sweeney was sure Mokosz didn’t have any more weapons in her hands, he slowly got up. The gun she threw at him hit him right in the nose and now blood dripped onto his lips and chin. She had the appearance of a wild, hungry animal who smelled a little blood and was ready to jump at him and bite his face off, so he kept a safe distance between them. Sweeney raised his hands in a defensive gesture and stood on bent knees, ready to run away.

'What the fuck is your problem?!’ he finally asked half rhetorically, half serious.

'You left me! You just disappeared, as always, but never came back!’ Mokosz hadn’t moved even an inch near him, because now when she finally saw him in front of her, she knew, murder wasn’t an option. She will hug him like her life depended on it. She will smell his scent and feel home again.

'I never was your… 'He stopped for a second, probably to find a right word, and then laughed ’…boyfriend!'

'I know.’ Her voice cracks, and for a moment she looked like she was about to have a meltdown. 'But you were my friend, you egoistic, dumb piece of shit and just because you never loved me it doesn’t mean I never loved you, and your disappearance broke my heart and…'

'I never said I… I didn’t mean to…’ Sweeney took a deep inhale and, for a moment, he pressed his hands over his face. 'The world was changing, I had to make a lot of decisions I didn’t like and leaving you was one of them.'

'You could taken me with you if you did not want to leave me behind.'

'You had your worshipers in pagan lands, Mokosz. I couldn’t take that away from you.’

part 1/?

#american gods #mad sweeney #mad sweeney x mokosz #mokosz #slavic paganism #paganism #slav #slavic gods #my first fanfiction written in english #im scared #its 5am #i havent slept #all night #someone delete me #laura moon #Pablo Schreiber #Emily Browning #hebe

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