#bern baby bern

[callmedotseurat]

Bernadette Peters sitting on a piano in 2024?! Some things never change.

#bernadette peters #broadway #broadway baby #broadway legends #bern in concert #most likely singing fever #bob mackie dress #bob mackie

[bernard-the-rabbit]

if Sokka is kinda like a prince then Katara is sort of like a princess

closeups down below

#the girls #best water girls #katara is best girl in general and gay crush of baby bern #but like...she is dubbed by the same va that voiced flora so ofc #ANYWAY THEM #my trashy art #atla #atla fanart #avatar the last airbender #avatar the last airbender fanart #katara #katara atla #katara atla fanart #katara fanart #yue atla #yue avatar #yue atla fanart

[leefi]

i just know these two tiny short bitches are gonna ruin her fucking life

#GIRLLLL GET THEM OUT OF HEREEEEEE #berny is like a BABY SHARK #umineko #woof #its lambda and beat vs bern but this feels like it's gonna go wayside soooo fast #ok correction. berny is like one of those ancient old beasts who live a very long time but always look like cute baby animals because their #maximum size is small #i LOVE berny 🫶

[yuriinadress]

I know there's no info yet, but I desperately want to know Bernard Dowd's birthday. He should be Celebrated ™!

Damn anon, I'd love to know too

I headcanon his birthday is in February

According to Google, cancers (tim) are compatible with Pisces and scorpios and Pisces are February babies and Bernard first appeared February 2004 so Bernard's birthday is now in February 👍/hj

Or it's December 17 because that's the publishing date of Robin 121 (Bernard's first appearance)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Take your pick

#anyway #thanks for the ask! #anon ask #bernard dowd #tbh i hc specifically as a valentine's day baby #bc i feel like he would be someone that despises valentine's bc it lands on his bday #but once he starts dating tim he actually gets to celebrate both without feeling like he has to sacrifice one for the other #bernard: you know that valentine's day is just a capitalist scheme created by greeting card companies to make more money right? #tim: i know bern. more chocolate cake? #bernard: ooo yes please

[monstriiss]

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#catch cup and release spiders or die by my sword 🗡 #bern sandy voice: i am no longer asking #grilled my friend for squishing a native jumping spider A CAPITAL OFFENSE #enforced by sniper its me im the sniper #they are babies and are just trying to find somewhere safe to hang out man 😭 #this is why my room always ends up with the big spiders they sense my chill vibes but then they encounter my invertebrate hunter Tiny #the only ones that i will squish are white tail spiders because theyre invasive and eat all the other spiders #and they also have a habit of hiding in beds for you to end up rolling on them and getting bitten #rate the experience -1000000 do not recommend #anyway drath is a puts them in her hand and finds them a nice tree kind of person squish one in front of her then its a brawl on sight #;; tbd. #;; ooc. #tw spider mention #tw spiders

[skillbattle]

there might be something wrong with me i opened up new horizons for the first time in 2 weeks and I saw that isabelle and tom had the spring outfits on finally and I got so fucking excited i started pacing around my house

#FUCK UEAH !!!! THATS WHAT IVE BERN WAITING FOR #MARCH 20TH BABY I LOVE MARCH 20TH ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ #txt

[annebrontesrequiem]

The secret to swallowing medication is to literally hit the point of despair and carelessness. Go full madoka grief seed moment. The minute you text your friend there is no god is the minute that every pill swallowing technique in the world works

#me when I learned how to swallow pills one day and the next two days immediately reverted to a baby #bern speaks #medication #drug mention #(i guess?) #pill mention

[lactosegremlin]

The boy~

#baby #cute cats #bernie #feel the bern

[sneasels]

i told myself that I was going to play as m!Corrin this time to marry a girl. haha. I couldn’t make it out of the character creation without being f!Corrin please I want her carnally

#it’s 2am I can post about how much I need her (anime girl) #if you see this no you don’t #if you see this and you’re corrin. i want to have and then neglect so many babies in deeprealms with u #what is wrong with me #berns banter

[megucarecord]

Unholy screeching

#YES BABY OMFG #time to grind gems I guess lmao #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #magia record #magireco #bern speaks

[callmedotseurat]

Bernadette Peters really said, “F@$k, there goes my torn meniscus, but I’m wearing the heels!” (march 2024)

#bernadette peters #bern on the road #always the comedienne #guess when her shoe broke in Old Friends it did some damage #broadway #broadway baby #bob mackie #fever

[bernard-the-rabbit]

and they were couple goals

#i rarely draw my characters #but i love them to death #Viola and Lu beloved #IVE HAD THEM WITH ME SINCE I WAS 13 THEY ARE BY PRECIOUS BABIES AND I LOVE THEM TO DEATH #my trashy art #dreamers by bern #bern oc

[29121996]

dont do drugs either .

#did coke n md wgile also fucking drunk n it qemt as well as you think it did :) #i threw up in a bush #twice :) #annoyed the poor man who was baby sitting me (was his MD) bc i didnt listen tl him #i was going to ! but the . other fucks that were with us were being so annoying abt it and actibg like . i couldnt handle my drugs #n they were right i couldnt . even tho id taken that much before #i wasnt stoned either . and i was Quitr Wasted. so 2 + 2 . u get that #i coiuldnt see shit for a solid hour . my eyes just dartibg back n forth was so fun tho . cried to day6 and taylor swift as i do #n my hand is rlly sore from cramping it up and digging my nails into my palm. was fun. so fun. #but wasnt bad :( i wish i hadnt bern so panicky abt it so i couldve enjoyed it but . my heart was racing n i couldnt talk properl #nor could i even stand for a bit . like this poor dude had to half carry me inside my house so i didnt fall over :(

[hufflepuffhabs]

happy birthday to 2/3 sc bern goalies 🫶🏼

#baby goalie and oldie goalie #sc bern #hockey

[julie-su]

Brain HATE sleep feed Google document novel length Scourge fanfic

#baby scourge with his jules and bernie to preface the ongoing text RP #the rp is going great Scourge flopped in from nowhere and landed on Sonic all beaten up and barely able to move hedging his bets on sonic- #being heroic enough to help him. he has nowhere else to go and he WILL backtrack on his own morals to save his skin if he has to #and he's in sonic's bed like waiiiit this sucks why is literally everything in your room a beacon of care by people eho love you. fuck you #because he's JUST been beaten half to death by his 'friends' and he'd turned Fiona away and he's so lonely. #and jules is like. Christ not THIS asshole again. and Scourge can't help but realise that even the goody two shoes dimension Jules wants- #-nothing to do with him. and he's starting to wonder if he's unloveable. and he's sinking deeper into loathing everyone and everything #'it's not fair. nobody even likes me. I'm bleeding out and nobody's going to miss me except out of dumb pity. this sucks' #THEN Bernie starts tending to his wounds. even after all he's done. she reckons he isn't a threat to them (otherwise he'd be dead go bern) #and he's terrified because moebius bernie was no good (projecting my parents? hashtag coping) but also he's surprised #because she seems so unconditionally caring...and he's never had that. (he doesn't know she contemplated snapping his neck at first but dw) #son but green and horrible but we believe in him #jules: 'DO we believe in him?' Bernie: #yes now hush dear

[luvyeni]

in my jisung feels rn and this has bern on my mind since like yesterday ...

so just imagine you and jisung fucking and both of you are struggling , you because he's too big, and him struggling because your so tight.

holding your knees , basically folding you in half as he tries to slip his cock into your wet hole. "s-sungie , too big." you moan out. "won't fit." your whiny voice sending making his mind go blank.

"sh-shit , you're so fucking tight." his voice his deep and full of need as he focuses on trying to bully his cock into your cunt. "fuck."

once he's finally seethed inside of you , you try and get him to move , but he doesn't. "baby give me a moment , if i move now im gonna cum." he breathed , finally pulling out until it was just his tip , pushing back into your tight hole. "your stomach is bulging." he grunts.

"your pussy is too small for my cock." his dirty words mixed with his cock stretching you out , your legs were shaking as you soaked his cock in your essence.

"baby your shaking like a leaf." you were overstimulated , his cock still dragging along your walls. "did you cum just from me putting it inside?" you moaned. "a-again." he starts to pick up his pace , ready to give you want you want , to make you cum as many times as you can.

"gonna fuck you until your running from mt cock"

©️LUVYENI

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