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imthebentley · 4 months
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The Bentley's Top Looks of 2023
10. Yellow
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9. Classic
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8. A Spot o' Booody Snatchin'
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7. Tiny Bebe Bentley
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6. Buckaroo 2: Plane Jane
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5. The Human Bentley?!
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4. USS Bentley - Demon Class
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3. Buckaroo 1: A Deer among the Trees
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2. Buckaroo 3: Let's Kill the Metatron!
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Bentdad the Bentite
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Here's to 2023 - what will the Bentley wear next year?
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thedemon-crowley · 7 months
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Ok so what happened is, I was driving really sensibly around Richmond Park, trying to show a beetle a good time, and then I saw the deer. THE deer! From the other day, you remember? That deer! And he obviously remembered me, and idk if he was miffed not to be a part of bentley buckaroo or something but he WENT FOR ME. Also I'm all scratched up near my grill.
I don’t care how “sensibly” you were driving. When I told you to be careful that meant not interacting with wildlife or pedestrians and that INCLUDES not hitting them.
I can fix the scratches, but you’re not going out again.
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Your lasso wound around my neck
by D20Owlbear (BeforeCrimson)
Aziraphale Fell is a farrier by trade, and a blacksmith of course. It's 1850-something and he's just left one ghost town and is in search of somewhere else.
He's never been good at putting down roots no matter how hard he tries, but then he meets one Mr. Anthony Crowley, the ranchero of El Yermo Ranch. The smell and crack of ozone seems to fit between them every time they touch and his voice is like nothing else, but surely it's all too good to be true, right?
Anthony J. Crowley's got some secrets; some good, some bad, and some ugly, but that's never stopped Aziraphale from doing his job before.
Words: 2471, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Various Characters, Various OCs as background characters, Demons (Good Omens), Angels (Good Omens), Mentions mostly with minor cameos, Madame Tracy (Good Omens), Good Omens Ensemble
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Rated M for Mutual Pining, Mutual Pining, Alternate Universe - Western, Alternate Universe, riding off into the sunset, Is the end goal here buckaroos, Yes we stan Chuck Tingle in this House, Come all ye faithful and lets get into this mess, Crowley is a Ranchero, Bentley is a Horse, Aziraphale is stronk, Honeyspice is Aziraphale's Horse, Strength Kink, ropes and binds, probably, Shh Crowley's an outlaw and no one's supposed to know, Marjorie Potts is a MEDDLER and we love her, lots of metaphors, mainly of food, predominantly Aziraphale POV, Lots of Whiskey, Lots of pine scent, So much pine for so little tree cover in the fucking desert, Crowley is real bad at naming things ok, cut him some slack for the ranch name, he was put on the spot, and only knows like 40 words in spanish
source https://archiveofourown.org/works/24651685
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emmettrook · 5 years
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FOUR Songs that describe your character’s past, personality, present or just who they are
1 | SWEET GRASS COUNTY LINE | Dave Stamey | home in Montana
this country is a friend of mine, its voice is the voice that I hear, and when time leaves me behind, I won’t mind if it leaves me right here
2 | YOU SHOULD BE HERE | Cole Swindell | after Jimmy’s death
they say now you're in a better place, and I would be too if I could see your face
3 | SOMEONE I USED TO KNOW | Zac Brown Band | drinking and distraction
rides the high that tears him down, hates himself and loves the crowd
4 | EARTHBOUND | The Accidentals | gang life
i'm a switchblade renegade, i'm not stand up, i’ve got lies down to the core, i'm a carnivore, i will never be earthbound
THREE Songs they listen to on repeat
5 | RIO | Kyle Park | Red
every trail, every turn, every lesson i learned, i followed his heart and his soul, so i go, i just go wherever rio goes
6 | BANDITO GOLD | Red Steagall | good horses
bandito gold, think of all the mighty rivers we have crossed and all the mountains we have climbed, bandito gold, think of all the outlaw bands that we’ve captured single-handed in our minds
7 | BUCKAROO MAN | Dave Stamey
my spurs they don’t ring much, i never did sing much, but i’m a sure-enough buckaroo man
TWO Songs that describe a connection
8 | LONG TRIP ALONE | Dierks Bentley | the paradox
so maybe you could walk with me a while, and maybe i could rest beneath your smile, everybody stumbles sometimes and needs a hand to hold
9 | BROTHER | Needtobreathe ft. Gavin DeGraw | the doctor
brother let me be your fortress when the night winds are driving on, be the one to light the way, bring you home
ONE Song that helped you get muse for them
10 | A SOLDIER’S MEMOIR | Joe Bachman | PTSD
my mama says i look the same as I did before I left, but if she could see inside of me it would scare her to death
BONUS | EASTWOOD | Brad Paisley
you want western?  this is western.
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Survey #183
“clothes trailing from the back door to the bedroom, and i don’t even know your name.”
Would you ever become a fan of a team you hate to please your spouse? Lol no. Can you handle scary movies? Easily. How often do you get a new purse…and for guys a new wallet? Not often at all. What is the most money that you have ever spent on getting your nails done? This doesn't apply to me, I don't get them done. Once a cheater, always a cheater? No, but I wouldn't date someone who ever did. What word describes your last relationship? Verification, I suppose? I learned I love him just platonically. Do you sneak into movie theaters? No. You can make one person fall eternally in love with you, who do you choose? I don't want to *make* anyone do that. Is there ever a happily ever after? Yeah, but sadly not for everyone. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? Not terribly, but the closet could make me nervous. Do you like guys with beards? It depends on the guy. What annoys you most of the same sex? This isn't generalizing, I think we can all agree girls have a greater tendency to be short in arguments or if we're just in a bad mood. Do you have a fake I.D.? No. Would you ever travel to Africa? I already wanna go. Would you date someone 5 years older than you? Yeah. Does it bother you when girls make duck faces? It doesn't bother me, I just think it looks dumb. Have you ever been fingered? Yeah. Have you ever been to California? Did you like it? Never gone. What do you do the most when you are online? Watch YT, RP, browse dA, surveys... Do you like to dance? If so, what is your favorite move? I do, but there's no way I could survive dance classes in my current shape. Fave move, idk. When was the last time you got a haircut? Few days before going to Sara's in October. I need another. Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? YUP. I won't date you if it's any more than very rarely. Honestly, if you wanted to get laid right now, could you? No. what is your favorite font? Of the "normal" ones, Garamond. Would you make a good movie critic? Noooo. I'm not very criticizing of movies, honestly. Do you like deviled eggs? Omfg NO. I fucking abhor egg yolk in any form. What is your favorite Horror movie? Either of the Blair Witch Project movies. What career are you most interested in? Paleontologist. Have you ever seen a rooster? Welcome to the South, buckaroo. What’s your favorite sweetheart name (baby, honey, angel, dumpling) "Love" or "sweetheart." Has a little kid ever fallen asleep on your lap before? Yes. Have you ever thrown a grenade? No. Have you ever owned a rocking horse? Maybe? Who was the last person you took a picture with? Sara. What’s your favorite kind of float? (coke, root beer) Coke. Have you ever seriously mourned the death of a pet? Like extremely seriously, not really, I think? Shadow was hard, but I don't believe it was too serious. I saw him dying days before it happened. Can you surf/boogie board? No. Medals, ribbons, or trophies? (or just plain cash?) I'll take the money. If any of your friends had really bad body odor, would you tell them? No. Would you ever try anal? If you have, were you always keen to try it? NO NO NO IT GROSSES ME OUT SO MUCH. What age do you want to live until? Maybe like, at least 70. If all jobs paid the same, what would you be doing? Photography. If you heard your best friend’s significant other was cheating on them, would you tell them? Even if you couldn’t prove it? No shit, but I'd be sure to include I only heard it. What is the story behind your pet’s name? Teddy: reminded us of a teddy bear. Bentley: idk. Roman: thought it sounded regal, like cats. Venus: beautiful, her color is similar to the planet. Mitsu: I gave all my rats "m" names. Kaiju: I'd wanted an iguana named after a huge lizard creature forever. What’s something that you once liked, but now hate? Country music. If you were to get engaged, what’s your dream engagement ring? Rose gold something. If you discovered you were pregnant at this point in time, would you keep it or abort it? Why? If out of my own carelessness, I'd keep it but adopt it out. If in any other way, idk. If my life was at risk, yes, and I'd really have to consider if it'd be too traumatic for me with how I feel about pregnancy. What is the last thing you googled? I forgot. Throughout your life, what was your favorite birthday and why? Idk. If everyone was required to make a YouTube channel, what would your content be like? Um... I suppose chill let's plays, no camera? I'd want to hide my identity 'cuz I ain't even risking popularity. How far away do you live from the closest mall? 15-ish minutes? Why do you dislike/hate the person you most dislike/hate? I don't hate anyone I personally know, but I most dislike Colleen for a novel of reason. Are you disrespectful to a lot of people? Definitely not. Do you like the color pink? Pink is everything. On Facebook, do you have people listed as your siblings who aren’t really your siblings? Haven't in a long time. Doesn’t it annoy you when couples post things to each other’s wall on Facebook that are all mushy and gross and NO ONE CARES? No, fuck off. Let people express love of each other. You SHOULD care to some degree that a couple lives in love. What was the last song you had on repeat? "Black Wedding" by In This Moment ft. Rob Halford. Are you drifting away from your best friend? Absolutely not. Would you feel hurt if your last ex was in a relationship? No, I'd be super happy for him. Are you currently wanting any piercings? Always. Do you have trouble sleeping when it’s storming? Nooo, bring it on. What language do you want to learn how to speak? German. Have you ever jumped off a high dive into a pool? No. Did you ever watch Lilo & Stitch as a child? I was obsessed. Have you ever been to one of the great lakes? No, flew past one to Sara's, though. Do you have light posts on your street? No. How about sidewalks? No. What is one food combination you enjoy that others might think is weird? Waffles/pancakes with peanut butter. How do you tend to feel when the year is ending? Hopeful for new beginnings, dreading the ending, etc? I don't feel anything about it. There's nothing truly special about it. What bad habit have you had the longest? What about a good habit? Picking at my nails; manners. Is there anything you do that you are ashamed of? What about proud? Download music; treat animals with the respect they deserve. What is one compliment you find particularly meaningful? What about an insult you find particularly devastating? Calling me kind; calling me weak or that I'll go nowhere. Have you ever had a lucid dream? Share it, if you wish? No. Do you find sleep paralysis to be scary or not so much? Never experienced it, but it sounds absolutely horrifying. Do you have any truly unpopular opinions? If so, share one? Sure. Hormone treatment is an awful idea. What would you say is your biggest accomplishment from the past year? Uhhhhh. I suppose making big progress stretching past my comfort zone. When was the last time you went through a major life change/event? I think me coming out last year was a pretty big event, especially as it led to an incredible relationship. How many places have you lived throughout your life, and which one was your favorite? Four, and as far as location, #3. Overall happiness in the home, #2. Without saying names, what is something you wish you could say to someone? "Look who was wrong." Do you have any typing quirks, or do you prefer to type ‘properly’? I think I use the wrong shift key for a certain letter... but idk off the top of my head. Who do you judge more harshly - others or yourself? Myself. What is the most difficult thing you have ever had to accept? Jason no longer loved me. What is something you do to help yourself feel better on a bad day? Watch some of my fave YT vids. Who or what in life has taught you the most about love? The breakup. Other than in a plane, what’s the highest elevation you’ve experienced? Have you ever had altitude sickness? Driving on a mountain, and no. If you had all the artistic ability you needed, what kinds of things would you most like to draw? MY OCS. Or just meerkats in general, but with macabre scenes. What’s a song that you’re ashamed to say you like? "Bitches" by Hollywood Undead, for one. Ever had sex in a public place? No. Do you do something about it when your stomach hurts, or just let it be? I take medicine. I handle stomachaches very poorly. Do you ever have binges that last for hours, watching YouTube videos? Um?????? Every day????????????????? Do you believe sex should be mandatory in an ongoing dating relationship? No. How do you feel about smoking weed? I've gotten more and more "whatever" about it, but I'm still not a huge fan of the idea. We already complain about cigs and cancer, why legalize something with more carcinogens? Medicinally tho, I'm for it. What foods can you absolutely not eat? Beans are a big 'ole fuck no. Kisses on the cheek or the neck? Depends on the mood. List four things about your facial appearance: I have a real obvious dimple on my left cheek. I have two prominent scars on my chin from when I fainted directly onto it. My eyes are gray/greenish blue. I've been told a lot I have long eyelashes but I don't wanna get up and go to a mirror to verify. List four things about your general appearance: I have dry skin, mY LEG HAIR IS FUCKING PITCH BLACK AND I HATE IT, the nail on my left ring finger is slightly deformed, and I have really thick hair. It’s getting pretty cold now, isn’t it? Do you have the heating on? Yes. Do you like hot, cold, or lukewarm showers? Kinda hot, normally. What are you favorite color eyes? Sapphire or light blue. Do you have long arm hair? Not really. Does your family put up Christmas lights? Yes. Favorite holiday? Halloween. Any bands you used to like and are now embarrassing to you? Not off the top of my head... but there's probs some. Have you ever taken part in a threesome? No. Have you told your parents all of your secrets from when you were a teen? No. When was the last time you built a sandcastle? Forever ago. Do you care about gun laws? Yes. How does alcohol affect you? I become more talkative and outgoing, and I get a warm sensation in my stomach. I don't know if my face still flushes. What color is your toothpaste? Blue. Have you ever inhaled helium? Shit, have I? What is your favorite kind of pasta? Normal noodles. Do you keep up-to-date with current news and events? Noooot at all. Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize? Yes, but I don't really feel he meant it. Who is the worst driver you know? How about the best driver? Jason; Mom, easily. Honestly, have you ever said a racist joke? I actually don't believe so. Are you comfortable hanging out with your friend’s boyfriends/girlfriends? I can't really relate to this, but it wouldn't bother me. Where were you when you got your first period? I'd just gotten home from school. Are you more attracted to men or women? Ohhhh that's hard. Romantically, easily women, but sexually, uh... idrk. If you had to choose a stripper name, what would it be? huh True or False: Everything happens for a reason. False. Who was the last person to really hurt you? Mom. What was the main subject of your last telephone conversation? I was locked outside of my house and needed Mom to come home to help. When drinking hard alcohol do you take shots more or make mixed drinks? I can't handle hard alcohol period. What is one song you listen to that you’re sure not many people do? Off the top of my head, I love "Abenteuerland" by Pur. Have you ever woken up next to someone after a night of drinking? No. Does your mail go to a P.O Box or to a mailbox at your house? A mailbox. Who was the last person from your high school graduating class you saw? Uhhh most likely Colleen. Do you enjoy kissing? Ye. What about making out? Yeah. Where are you most ticklish? DON'T FUCKIN TOUCH MY FEET. Have you ever been to an arena concert? No. Do you plan on having both your parents at your wedding? Yes. Has a friend ever really hurt you and you never told them? Maybe? Have you ever stayed on a ride at a theme park to ride it again? No. Where do you want to raise your children? I'm not having kids, but hypothetically, in nature. Are you afraid that if you do have children they will turn out like you? No. Have you ever slow danced to a song you didn’t know? No. Has someone ever dedicated a song to you? Yes. Do you like to have your hair pulled? I'm indifferent. Definitely don't do it hard. Do you work any holidays? N/A What is a quality someone might not assume you have? Apparently from being told, when I'm forced into talking, I don't seem shy??? I don't see it. When you are in a group that is overwhelmingly male, how noticeable is it to you? Does it make you feel any differently than being in a group that is mixed or predominantly female? It's noticeable to me, and I'm likely to be more anxious. Especially if I'm not with someone else. I'd feel safer with females. Do you have a makeup item or style trick that you feel improves your look significantly and that you feel like you couldn’t go without now that you have it? I feel eyeliner makes me look far better above anything else, but I like, never wear makeup period. Did you have to “unlearn” any expectations or wrong ideas, particularly about romance, that you gained as a child either from media you consumed or from people around you (e.g., fairy tale endings, or that dramatic relationships are healthy, etc.)? Happy endings, that if you tried hard enough, love always prevailed. Are there any bands or artists that you were really into at one point but that you never listen to anymore, not even to reminisce? Ummm not that I recall? What are some wedding trends that you really dislike? If you can’t think of anything, have you ever seen something at a wedding that made you cringe? Ummm idk. Is there something that happened in high school that you’re still salty about (e.g., a bully getting credit for your work)? Nah, not that I can think of. When someone hurts your feelings or offends you are you more likely to lash out at them, quietly withdraw, or something else? Withdraw, but become pretty short and/or sarcastic. Do you read reddit? If so, how often and what subreddits do you like? No. Do you listen to any podcasts? How do you listen to them? No. Does your skin bruise easily? Do you have any bruises right now? What from? Yes, and no. What’s your boss’s first name? Do you call him/her by that name? N/A Who was the last person you played a video game with? I played Pokemon with my niece and nephew. :') They loved it and I was a V PROUD aunt. Last game you played at an arcade? Who even knows. Last funeral you attended? Uhhhh. I don't remember. I want to say for my old babysitter, but that doesn't sound accurate... I swear I've been to one after. What was your favorite nursery rhyme as a child? Does the little piggy one count cuz I LOVED THAT SHIT with my mom. Who was your childhood hero? Steve Irwin. He's still a hero to me. What is your favorite cousin’s first name? I don't have a fave. What was the name of your first stuffed animal? Oh BOY, I couldn't tell you. It was a little bunny holding a polka-dot blanket. What was your least favorite food as a child? Idk. Where did your mother and father meet for the first time? At work. What is your oldest sibling’s middle name? I've no clue. What was your favorite place to visit as a child? THE ZOO BITCH TAKE ME AWAY Have you ever stayed in a cheap motel? No, I'm too much of a paranoid germaphobe to. What about a 5 star hotel? I highly doubt it. Have you ever gotten a massage? Not professionally. Have you ever given a massage? Yeah. Have you ever been to Disneyland or Disney World? The latter. What is the last gift you received and from who? A snake keychain Sara made. :') What are you currently dressed in? Skull pj pants with an Umbreon tank. Are you listening to any music right now? If so, what are you listening to? "Not The American Average" by Asking Alexandria slaps.
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ravenclawsrosess · 2 years
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My life as textposts Part 2- Demons
Me: Damn i think this demon is a wimp!
My brother: Youve fucking lost your mind
My sister* Walks in* Wanna Lay on the pentagram?
My brother: Rosey no
Me: Fuck yes! *Lays down on the pentagram*
Me: Here we go!
My brother: Your outta your mind
Me: Rock and Roll Buckaroo
Me: *talking to the Demons* If you wanna rip my heart out turn the light on
*Light stays off*
Me: Okay if you wanna rip Bentleys heart out turn the light on
My brother: Don-! Dont put me in your shit!!!!!
Me: Our good friend Bentley Nicastro. We come a a packaged deal.
*The light turns on*
Me: *Starts laughing* Oh my god the light is on! Bentley look at the light!
My Brother: *Starts panicking*
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ao3feed-crowley · 4 years
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Your lasso wound around my neck
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2UwmNGF
by D20Owlbear (BeforeCrimson)
Aziraphale Fell is a farrier by trade, and a blacksmith of course. It's 1850-something and he's just left one ghost town and is in search of somewhere else.
He's never been good at putting down roots no matter how hard he tries, but then he meets one Mr. Anthony Crowley, the ranchero of El Yermo Ranch. The smell and crack of ozone seems to fit between them every time they touch and his voice is like nothing else, but surely it's all too good to be true, right?
Anthony J. Crowley's got some secrets; some good, some bad, and some ugly, but that's never stopped Aziraphale from doing his job before.
Words: 2471, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Various Characters, Various OCs as background characters, Demons (Good Omens), Angels (Good Omens), Mentions mostly with minor cameos, Madame Tracy (Good Omens), Good Omens Ensemble
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Rated M for Mutual Pining, Mutual Pining, Alternate Universe - Western, Alternate Universe, riding off into the sunset, Is the end goal here buckaroos, Yes we stan Chuck Tingle in this House, Come all ye faithful and lets get into this mess, Crowley is a Ranchero, Bentley is a Horse, Aziraphale is stronk, Honeyspice is Aziraphale's Horse, Strength Kink, ropes and binds, probably, Shh Crowley's an outlaw and no one's supposed to know, Marjorie Potts is a MEDDLER and we love her, lots of metaphors, mainly of food, predominantly Aziraphale POV, Lots of Whiskey, Lots of pine scent, So much pine for so little tree cover in the fucking desert, Crowley is real bad at naming things ok, cut him some slack for the ranch name, he was put on the spot, and only knows like 40 words in spanish
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2UwmNGF
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imthebentley · 6 months
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i offer you Golf Echo Romeo Tango India
Ok - so heres what's up.
You meant G-ERTI the plane right? Because now she's stuck.
But excitingly - we might have made the 10 o'clock news!
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imthebentley · 5 months
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Thank you to @redbloodywings for these very pretty weapons!
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imthebentley · 7 months
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Welcome to Day 2 of BENTLEY BUCKAROO
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The game continues - send me more offerings before the ol' demon cottons on!
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imthebentley · 5 months
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You know I don't condone violence, but... this is a special case, I think.
*Miracles a magical floating hand crossbow that floats above the Bentley*
If you ever need to protect yourself... all you need to do is think of where you want to shoot, and it will fire at your command.
It's not as though anyone can die, so really, this is all harmless. *Nervous laugh.*
- @theangel-aziraphale
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Wow Angel! Thanks!
This really adds weight to my moral arguement!
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imthebentley · 6 months
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The sparkle won't come off
Thank you Jay for respecting the no loose glitter rule - that must have taken a lot of self control.
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So sparkly!
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imthebentley · 6 months
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I have something for you dear!
*Aziraphale places a very warm yellow and red tartan blanket on the roof of the Bentley. Oh, and of course, a smaller one for Beetle 🩵*
Ooh thank you Angel they're perfect
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imthebentley · 6 months
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For Bentley Buckaroo I offer you a deck of tarot cards
Alright everyone, look sharp
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@bentleysbeetle is doing tarot readings so make an orderly queue
Beetles are pretty great at telling the future so
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imthebentley · 7 months
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It's Bentley Buckaroo Day 3!
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Folks, this is completely unprecidented. We're at day 3 and we still havent been told off. We are now up to a cardboard box, a pumpkin, two hats, a biscuit (or two?) and some tinsel.
Our normal program of 'Troll Crowley Tuesday' is obviously cancelled but will probably resume next week - I guess we are still doing this until further notice.
If you want to play, put your offerings gently on my top
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imthebentley · 5 months
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Here, take a soy latte with almond syrup for the Metatron. Totally not laced with laxatives. Great peace offering
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YES! Poetry! I love it!
You know I too have ingested things in my time
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