thedemon-crowley

[thedemon-crowley]

What, it’s the best way to prove it! Like “here, look, I’ll show you me as a snake!” and then they’d believe you!

hey uncle...I-uh hope i didnt overstep with the tattoo the other day they're obviously exhausted. the bags under their eyes are big and they have a pounding headache. in other words, He's hungover as FUCK

Not at all, I love it, just caught me off guard. I’m sure I don’t need to tell you, but demons aren’t known for their emotional expression. Then again, neither are angels…

You look like you’ve seen better days…need a quick miracle?

[thedemon-crowley]

Yknow, institutionalised. If most humans hear you claiming to be the Serpent of Eden who tempted Eve to eat the fruit, they’ll think you’re delusional. I always figured I’d just turn into a snake. *He shrugs*

hey uncle...I-uh hope i didnt overstep with the tattoo the other day they're obviously exhausted. the bags under their eyes are big and they have a pounding headache. in other words, He's hungover as FUCK

Not at all, I love it, just caught me off guard. I’m sure I don’t need to tell you, but demons aren’t known for their emotional expression. Then again, neither are angels…

You look like you’ve seen better days…need a quick miracle?

[thedemon-crowley]

hey whats your favourite rock band (question for both op and crowley)? sorry for the random question, curiosity took over

I know everyone (and by that I mean my car) wants me to say Queen, but it really depends. I like The Velvet Underground, but I also like AC/DC. Depends on my mood! Don’t think I’ve got a favourite, strictly speaking.

#//OP’s favourite band is My Chemical Romance!// #crowleyposting #🐍🍎🔥

[thedemon-crowley]

Oh! Well, that solves that problem…I’ve always wondered how I’d go about explaining that. And proving it, so I didn’t get myself sectioned.

hey uncle...I-uh hope i didnt overstep with the tattoo the other day they're obviously exhausted. the bags under their eyes are big and they have a pounding headache. in other words, He's hungover as FUCK

Not at all, I love it, just caught me off guard. I’m sure I don’t need to tell you, but demons aren’t known for their emotional expression. Then again, neither are angels…

You look like you’ve seen better days…need a quick miracle?

[thedemon-crowley]

How d’you get around the whole celestial being thing? Assuming he’s human, of course..

hey uncle...I-uh hope i didnt overstep with the tattoo the other day they're obviously exhausted. the bags under their eyes are big and they have a pounding headache. in other words, He's hungover as FUCK

Not at all, I love it, just caught me off guard. I’m sure I don’t need to tell you, but demons aren’t known for their emotional expression. Then again, neither are angels…

You look like you’ve seen better days…need a quick miracle?

[thedemon-crowley]

Woke up this morning to Aziraphale laughing at me because apparently I was wiggling around in bed???

#crowleyposting #🐍🍎🔥 #🪽📖🍣

[thedemon-crowley]

No, No you didn’t. How’s that going?

hey uncle...I-uh hope i didnt overstep with the tattoo the other day they're obviously exhausted. the bags under their eyes are big and they have a pounding headache. in other words, He's hungover as FUCK

Not at all, I love it, just caught me off guard. I’m sure I don’t need to tell you, but demons aren’t known for their emotional expression. Then again, neither are angels…

You look like you’ve seen better days…need a quick miracle?

[thedemon-crowley]

They deserve all the hugs they want. No further questions.

if you really think about it, muriel doesn't deserve a hug.

[thedemon-crowley]

Muriel has never done a single thing wrong.

if you really think about it, muriel doesn't deserve a hug.

[thedemon-crowley]

Well…I kind of thought he was right, a little bit…

*He smiles, but it looks a bit sad*

I’m almost glad I don’t completely remember. Can’t miss something I can’t recall.

hey uncle...I-uh hope i didnt overstep with the tattoo the other day they're obviously exhausted. the bags under their eyes are big and they have a pounding headache. in other words, He's hungover as FUCK

Not at all, I love it, just caught me off guard. I’m sure I don’t need to tell you, but demons aren’t known for their emotional expression. Then again, neither are angels…

You look like you’ve seen better days…need a quick miracle?

[thedemon-crowley]

We—we were? *He looks like he feels guilty*

Sorry, my memory of Before is…hazy. I barely remembered Aziraphale in Eden. Only a vague sense that he was…safe, somehow.

hey uncle...I-uh hope i didnt overstep with the tattoo the other day they're obviously exhausted. the bags under their eyes are big and they have a pounding headache. in other words, He's hungover as FUCK

Not at all, I love it, just caught me off guard. I’m sure I don’t need to tell you, but demons aren’t known for their emotional expression. Then again, neither are angels…

You look like you’ve seen better days…need a quick miracle?

[thedemon-crowley]

Well, I’d better come over and catch up, then!

Since my car will be unavailable on Fridays, we ought to make a thing. Like a tradition. What do you say?

- C x

Oh, I'd live to make a thing with you! We could take the train somewhere! Perhaps go into Central or Warerloo?

[thedemon-crowley]

HEY. BOSS

I need a stool, a tripod and a littlebits kit. The starter kit should do fine. Depending on how many wire parts it has. I may need up to 6 I think

Alrighty…I won’t ask, I’ll just wait and see! *click*

#crowleyposting #🐍🍎🔥 #☕️🪤

[thedemon-crowley]

Are you on the piss? Live? Warerloo? You’re taking Friday very seriously this week if so.

Since my car will be unavailable on Fridays, we ought to make a thing. Like a tradition. What do you say?

- C x

Oh, I'd live to make a thing with you! We could take the train somewhere! Perhaps go into Central or Warerloo?

[thedemon-crowley]

Oh—oh…I think you might have mentioned it…once?

hey uncle...I-uh hope i didnt overstep with the tattoo the other day they're obviously exhausted. the bags under their eyes are big and they have a pounding headache. in other words, He's hungover as FUCK

Not at all, I love it, just caught me off guard. I’m sure I don’t need to tell you, but demons aren’t known for their emotional expression. Then again, neither are angels…

You look like you’ve seen better days…need a quick miracle?

[thedemon-crowley]

*He grins* Did you have fun? Seems like you had one hell of a night.

hey uncle...I-uh hope i didnt overstep with the tattoo the other day they're obviously exhausted. the bags under their eyes are big and they have a pounding headache. in other words, He's hungover as FUCK

Not at all, I love it, just caught me off guard. I’m sure I don’t need to tell you, but demons aren’t known for their emotional expression. Then again, neither are angels…

You look like you’ve seen better days…need a quick miracle?

[thedemon-crowley]

*He had dashed out at the sound of the alarm, then laughed, clapping slowly. He has no idea if Leo can hear him like this, but he can’t help himself*

Bravo! How on earth did you make all of that…?

*@thedemon-crowley I hope you're watching your gargoyle.

Because out of the blue, the alarm clock rings.

The knot on the rope slips up, and one by one, 4 wooden flabs fall out from the "parasol" (which, turns out, is a box). The flabs fold outwards, completely avoiding any contact with Leo (as was planned, this wasn't a suicide mission after all), but entirely containing it. The wood is painted. Each side reads "GARGOYLE ON BREAK. NO PEEKING."*