imthebentley

[imthebentley]

OIIIIO

I know it says to put anything here, but @annaglover has given us quite the puzzling tease here. What is that?

In Love With My Car Vol. 2 is coming early May! Keep watching for more spotlights and information!

#blempley

[imthebentley]

Am I a bad car?

@ben-thebentley

You’re an excellent car.

#Excuse me while I cry #*weeps in car*

[imthebentley]

*a duck sits on your hood*

*really wants to loudly beep*

*resists*

*reeealllly wants to*

[imthebentley]

Who is anon though - is it Baby Ben?

Don't be scaring Baby Ben with stories about the scrapyard!

Do bad cars go to hell?

Bad cars go to the scrap yard.

#also - most of my friends are dead

[imthebentley]

God told me good cars go to heaven so if I die that's where to find me

Do cars go to hell?

Errr, not to my knowledge, no!

#Also a very suspicious question

[imthebentley]

Crowley being a silly snek. I love the Bentley, but I don't think I'll draw/ paint her again any time soon. XD

(@goodomensafterdark)

#ahh the final product! #beautiful! #Listen - I know I'm hard to draw #//op knows she's hard to draw #you've done a spectacular job

[imthebentley]

*checks dashboard clock*

Holy hell! Fast AND amazing!!! Your not supposed to be fast AND amazing!!!

Someone with much more artistic talent than me should draw Crowley in a pink frilly dress bc they're a pretty princess

#literally same morning #the artist was summoned from the ether #and then DELIVERED

[imthebentley]

Someone with much more artistic talent than me should draw Crowley in a pink frilly dress bc they're a pretty princess

#signal boosting THIS right now! #The call has been made - but who will answer!

[imthebentley]

....

shit fuck bloody hell!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So Crowley could run it over with his old piece of junk car, probably.

#game recognises game

[imthebentley]

Ooo well I just thought you might like them. Happy Sunday!

Beep beep!

*The Bentley parks up near the Bookshop with the passenger side window rolled down. There's a bouquet of light blue delphiniums on the passenger seat*

*Aziraphale looks outside and sees the Bentley. He comes outside smiling and pats the belived car on its hood.*

Hello darling - oh, what's this?

*He looks into the passenger side, delphiniums catching his eye with their vibrancy.*

#also i have money now so you'd be pleased to know they were legally procured!

[imthebentley]

Wtf are we talking about?

If cars dream, when both are interrupted, square-shaped tubes would surely run out of boiling, right? I mean, pigeons, am I right...

Those goddamn pigeons…

[imthebentley]

Everyone knows that the chicken crossed the road to get to the idiot's house.

Hey Shax...

... Knock knock

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So Crowley could run it over with his old piece of junk car, probably.

[imthebentley]

Finally!! Someone's captured my rage

I DREW THE BENTLEY AND THEN I LOOKED AWAY THEN I LOOKED BACK AND IT LOOKED REALLY ANGRY FOR SOME REASON

I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT WHEN I FIRST DREW IT

subconsciously I know the Bentley has plans for the metatron

[imthebentley]

*it's the Bentley's half-a-morning off. She checks all around and then quietly slips out of the street... *

#But where is she going? #the bentley

[imthebentley]

OUR angel!

mine

[imthebentley]

Ahhaaaaaa!

Ghoughphtheightteeau

Bless you

#You never have to be embarrassed! #If you have to be embarrassed i will let you know #Anyway is this a portal 2 reference #?

[imthebentley]

Ghoughphtheightteeau

Bless you