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yusakiiiii · 9 months

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I never like to miss a chance to use a good old niche Horrible Histories Meme. So here are some for Hermitcraft.

[I mean how often do you get to use that meme. I wasn’t going to miss the chance.]

[Gotta recognise those ambient sounds]

[He does look ridiculous without it now]

[Remember the Milk Sog Podcast and BDubs Footstall at his coffee shop?]

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llamagoddessofficial · 1 year

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Evil mc…but prison au? 👀

The cell block is her dance hall, and all the boys want to tango. Since she's a villain I'm assuming she's a fellow inmate.

Sans: Her eyes and ears in the prison... her unassuming spy who learns everyone's business and funnels it straight to her. Evil Mc being Evil Mc, she's probably found a way to place herself in the lower-risk prison block- perhaps convincing the prison board that she's at risk of being attacked if she's in the main cells. Perhaps Sans did the manipulation for her to get her more freedoms. Either way, she and her right hand man get a lot of quality time together.

... Sans likes having someone who knows the truth about how fucked up he is from the very beginning. She saw through him from the start. He doesn't have to pretend to be goofy, harmless, he doesn't have to wear a smiling mask; she knows exactly how dangerous he is and she likes it. It feels good to be alone together... to have someone with which he can completely drop the act.

Red: They still have that on-and-off highly flirtatious relationship that they have in the regular villain AU. He's just as devoted as before, he can't get enough of her, and she can't get enough of him either- he likes the danger. She likes his claws.

... Rather than being her ogeneral, he's more of a... bodyguard/supplier/willing boytoy. He keeps her safe if she ever ends up in the main prison population, he twists the guards' arms into doing what she wants, and he constantly delivers her a stream of any banned goods she needs (no questions asked). She respects the chokehold he has on the prison population and doesn't try to disrupt his command like another villain might- ironically, it means he now wants to give it to her willingly. It puts her in a position of massive power.

In a way, it does actually mirror the general and his superior. The army just happens to be the population of the prison.

Skull: Skull is less like her personal guard, and more like a personal bomb.

The fits of rage Skull enters when separated from Mc are something to behold. The prison, reluctantly, allow Skull and Mc a lot of time together- anything to get him to stop killing. Though he's muzzled and bound he still follows her everywhere like a lost dog, ready to take off the fingers of anyone who gets close; she happily feeds his obsessive connection to her, she's very doting and loving with him. The constant stream of attention actually leaves him in a stable enough state of mind to hold slow conversations, and forge alliances with the other two skeletons- it's easy to find common ground over their shared desire to be with her and keep her safe.

It's not dramatic to say he'd do anything for her. The moment she asks him to, he'd kill anyone, he'd break anything, he'd lay down mid-rampage, he'd start a riot. Anything she asks. Many 'incidents' of death or dismemberment chalked up to Skull just being insane were actually direct commands from Mc... though 'command' is a pretty harsh way of putting it.

All she did was ask softly, and kiss his cheekbone. That's all he needed.

#llamagines #evil mc prison au #prison au returns once again #no matter where u go. prison au is never far behind #have you ever wondered what the most frequently posted-about aus on my blog are?#prison au of course #siren related aus #forest gods are close after that #but theyre not even close to first place #first place is the gem aus hskdfj #the gem aus are ANCIENT #if you were there for those u get a llama blog veteran discount

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dreamaruu · 9 months

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Hi so whats the deal with our two appearances of the Lich so far being associated with bonnie

#its behind her in the cave during Wyatts wish sequence AND IM NOT GOOFIN THAT BABY LICH IS WEARING HER CROWN RIGHT #adventure time #fionna and cake #spoilers #princess bubblegum #the lich #edit #more thoughts #first off 1. we have an oled tv and you can clearly see the lich full horns and all in the cave #2. I know the lich has a crown but I’m not wack right that looks like it has PBs gem of power on the crest #on the baby lich that is #3. YEAH I FORGOT BILLY PUT THE LICH IN THE CANDY KINGDOMS AMBER he informed PB in on the lore and she looked after him for a while #also when Billy got got and had the boys get the gems- and they took PBs AND SOMEHOW I FORGOT THAT LEFT HER SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE LICHS EVIL #AND THEN SHE GOT POSSESSED HOW COULD I FORGet #but with Sweet Pea around ?????#need to #revisit lore

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greeenchrysanthemums · 5 months

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Joel is Lizzie's personal guard; and perhaps a little bit more than that.

His father was the commander of the Coral Crest army, so he lived in the castle from a young age and spent a great deal of time with Lizzie by proximity. They were the best of friends growing up and they spent pretty much every single day together. They would often times hang out around Joel's dad on the training grounds, pestering him to teach them how to use a sword to no end, until he finally caved and taught them simple fighting forms to get them to leave him alone.

They got into all sorts of trouble together over the years. They were practically inseparable.

On Joel's 17th birthday he gained knighthood and became Lizzie's personal guard, taking a pledge that he would protect her with his life (though he would have done that regardless of some silly oath binding them).

This promotion, of course, meant that they spent even more time together, and subsequently grew even more close. So close, in fact, that it was not out of the question for the two of them to steal the occasional kiss just out of view of prying eyes.

#GG rivals au #joel smallishbeans #ldshadowlady #jizzie #shadowbeans #i care greatly for them #i want you to imagine Joel standing behind Lizzie during her negotiation with Gem trying and failing to look intimidating #one more joel related post and then i can post the timeline of events #i've been dying to do so #i've had it typed up for a few days now #i've just been so busy

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whereisgem · 8 months

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wait- is that gem-? why is she- is she stealing apple cider ?!!?!?!?!

Let's hope she doesn't get caught

#geminitay #where is gem?#hermitcraft #GEM BEHIND YOU!!#i was giggling while making this #i never went to a walmart actually

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boxesblr · 6 months

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I missed red life Mumbo so much. He's so mild mannered and accommodating most of the time and then the second he turns red he speedruns undoing all that. Immediately turns on his allies and tries to anvil them, laughs at ren tango struggling to restart his recording, calls the big dogs a 'stupid club',

#secret life spoilers #mumbojumbo #mumbo #he just started screaming at gem about the pillagers #that is HORRIFIC that you didnt tell me they were behind me. are you SERIOUS right now.#trafficblr #life series #okay yes life series mumbo is wackier than usual mumbo but he hits red and just gets aggy

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theprinceandthewitch · 1 year

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... No I will not pretend like Hunter wouldn't steal Amity's girlfriend. Especially not after TTT... that steal your girlfriend energy is still in him, even on a subconscious level.

#lunter #im sorry but TTT is a gem #i cant get over how everything played out #especially the part where Hunter is giving a speech to Luz while Amity stands awkwardly behind them klsjdfsf #LIKE??? How do you write such a masterpiece completely unintentionally...

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obscurecharactershowdown · 1 year

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Group C Round 1

[image ID: the first image is of Bob Sparker, a man with a long pointed nose, with short, light colored hair, wearing a suit and tie. he's holding a microphone and is standing on stage in front of a crowd. the second image is of Kirinda, a robotic eye attached to a mechanical stalk in a futuristic-looking room. the closed caption on the image says: "thank you for the description." in all capital letters. end ID]

Bob Sparker

Bob is a guy who runs a gameshow called shock till you drop, where he straps people in an electric chair & increases the amount of electricity until the person gives up. He constantly shocks himself with the chair & seems to be able to withstand any amount of electricity. In fact, it seems to energize him, and he even stood on a lightning rod during a storm with the purpose of getting struck. Apparently (don't quote me on this) he was partially the inspiration for both Mettaton of Undertale and Spamton of Deltarune.

Kirinda

Kirinda is a "space-time transmitting machine" in the shape of a giant kirin. His job is to take the main characters to Novel Worlds (worlds that contain every story, myth, or legend ever created by humans) so that they can figure out what's corrupting them, and then he comes in at the end of the episode to clean up by purifying the monster responsible. However, he is no ordinary giant robot. He is sentient and speaks to the titular Rangers (with the world's most hokey and out of date Kansai/Southern accent to boot) through a camera shaped like an eye, and is often the one explaining the story of the world the characters are going to visit, as well as choosing which characters are going by the way of a roulette... which may or may not be complete bullshit. You see, while his role is incredibly important, he is very irresponsible and is constantly just dropping the characters off in a haphazard, dangerous manner without finishing explanations, screwing around with the roulette just to see what will happen, teasing the other characters (or subjecting them to horrible puns) and generally being incredibly vague and unhelpful beyond the bare minimum job requirements. At the end of the day though, he does really like his job (so much that he gets very salty if his screen time is threatened), and when push comes to shove, will go above and beyond to make sure everybody is safe. ( he also has an incredibly catchy image song and everyone should go look up Kirinda Ondo! on youtube right now)

#obscurecharactershowdown #group c round 1 #obscure poll #bob sparker #electricopolis #kirinda #juuni senshi bakuretsu eto ranger #if u want some behind the scenes:#the primary reason i picked bob sparker was b/c the first line of the description reminded me of a movie called deathrow gameshow #which is kinda a hidden gem so id recommend it if you havent seen it #but its about a gameshow where death row inmates can compete in life threatening challenges to earn their freedom #but the whole thing is that they never make it out alive #so its a spectacle execution #and the movie is a critique of the for profit prison system #and the spectacle of suffering #while also being a comedy w other plots going on #anyway! vote in the poll

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sevenines · 2 months

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i wish steven universe went more into the watermelon stevens (said no one ever, but hear me out!) i wish they went more into how steven made a whole society and abandoned them, just like the diamonds do, just like rose did. and how it demonstrates that having such immense powers very easily leads to a disregard for life.

#steven universe #revisiting them in future would’ve been perfect! this is like #the most diamond thing he’s ever done #(though technically they did it with cactus steven but the watermelons are a whole group!!)#and now he’s left them behind and they absolutely idolize him #there’s so much wrapped up in the watermelon stevens you can go on forever #i wish more people would see escapism for the great episode it is because of this!!#but they are vessels for an infinite amount of topics #in escapism it’s how arguing about methodology (pacifism? violence?) truly does not matter to steven at this point #he’s about to face WHITE DIAMOND and he /could/ debate over whether he should ‘kill her’ or not (ugh)#but what matters most is getting the job done #and in change your mind’s case that was achieved through… changing your mind!#i also love the idea that the watermelon stevens tell the story of gemkind as a whole #steven banishes them to their own business and gives them one parting message #one goal to achieve #(to understand baby melon’s actions)#what if that’s what happened to the gems? they were made once but then abandoned with only one goal implanted in their minds #to carry out forever and ever?#(make more gems)#ohhh gems-as-robots framing how i love you so much #also just to toss that in here it’s fun to think abt the watermelons as an invasive species (which is steven’s va zach’s interpretation)#just like how the gems are invasive to earth!

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hollowsart · 5 months

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I still can't get over how much of a dirty scam the pricing is for Pokemon Masters. Like..

14,000 gems for 80 dollars? excuse me? who the crap is wasting their money like that on a game that barely has any real function as a game?

it's NOT worth it. AT ALL. you're not even fully guaranteed to get whatever character(s) you're aiming for with it.

if you want to do those 2 1-limit paid-only gems sync scouts they have rn you've have to pay $80 for the 10,000 you'll need since they're 5000 gems each. sure it sounds like a lot you're getting, but man. I don't think it's worth it.

I refuse to give this game my money. idk how people fall into this gacha scam. please save your money for something that's actually more useful and important.

#ghostie mumbles #still mad about this. it boggles my mind how people aren't more upset about this.#all these 'good' characters are locked behind a paywall and given rare times they're brought out for a limited chance to MAYBE get them--#--when you use your gems :|#people need to riot over gacha games like this. it's not fun it's not cool or cute.#maybe it's cuz I am not rich. don't have a job. and have grown up scraping by each month. but like.. come on. really??#THAT expensive for something that is essentially the same as everything else in it just with a fancy little coat of paint and name change?#I love Pokemon. but this game just ain't it.#hand some top tier stuff out for free to give me some incentive to log in more and check in for the freebies. make things more--#--easily obtainable. THAT is how you can improve it just a little.#lower your dang prices too. this is bullcrap sdkfjdsfhdsf

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uwudonoodle · 4 months

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Back at the Barnyard “Dick Tits” song interview (Cancellation Spite)

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How the voice actors responded to having their show canceled. I have never watched this cartoon, nor listened to the podcast, but I laughed so hard at this.

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amoschaos · 1 year

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Sending a kiss to RBD

#ask box #steven unvierse au #revenge au #revenge white #revenge black #there is no war in ba sing se #white whats that gem youre holding behind you #white diamond

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biggirlpositive · 5 months

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There’s just something about wide leg trousers and a bodysuit that just makes me feel like a bad bitch

#also this belt?? obsessed-I got her on Amazon #and I get all my wide leg trousers from Cider #also if you see behind me Alanis Goosette is back into her Midsommor outfit #but also I need ideas of what Horror outfit to make Alanis Goosette next? I’m think Carrie and making her a sparkly headdress of sparkly #red gems to be like the prom scene???

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reginrokkr · 2 months

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It's insane how huge the drive I have is to pull for Luocha out of pettiness because I've already lost the 50/50 for Acheron and after 68 pulls in, there isn't any sign for her arrival yet—

#◟༺✦༻◞ what lays behind the mantle of faux stars ┊ooc.┊#it's bigger than you can imagine #but I also have the gut feeling that as soon as I do #I'll E1 him #which would've been great if it weren't #because I want her smh #she better comes before her banner expires #it's a pity that there isn't any other event that gives gems #or a pure fiction/memory of chaos reset 😔

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beencryingfor25years · 2 years

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Can’t believe Carrie was supposed to have a scene in I Got the Music and was cut, this is too funny

#I'm truly cracking up about Tori's faces here #and Carrie is truly jamming #also the fact that in Julie's dream sequence she sees Carrie behind a door and just... slams it in her face #a whole lot of nope from her #everyone say thank you paul becker for feeding us with more content #I hope those hard drives have more gems bc truly this brightened my day #julie and the phantoms #jatp #so I made a thing

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dailypearldoodles · 2 years

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Day 97

Mother of Sunflowers

A little insight to what I’ve been working on-I did plan to draw Pix’s statue of Pearl, and I wanted to do a little Malayna/Malon adjacent kind of thing, like maybe there was a citizen living around the area who was just Pearl in disguise. However, I got really really tired of drawing wings and got really frustrated, so I had to drop it. Maybe someday I’ll get back to it

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