#beep beep gets personal

[beepbeepdespair]

i just want to make it known that with the lyric "you've got your short sad life left" in want you gone, for ages i misheard it as "you've got your shorts and ipad"

#beep beep gets personal #personal #misheard lyrics #misheard #lyrics #textpost #text post #short #sad #life #want you gone #shorts #ipad #portal fandom #portal #portal glados #glados portal #chell portal #portal chell #i don't want you gone 🍰

[robotsafari]

the ansem in your heart is telling you to make bad decisions

#beep boop you want fries with that #kingdom hearts #riku #ansem #it was already bad enough that i was prioritized card points in soras story. #insane person with 1000+ card points #well mark my words ansem. when i get to a high enough level.. then you will see #<- stuck on the final boss

[134340am]

hi hi!! could i get an iced caramel cold brew with kuroo?? <33 :)

"babe," kuroo starts, his voice drowned out by the hiss of the steam wand. "will you leave me if i can't give you a house in five years?"

you frown. "no, i won't. why?"

"okay, then, will you leave me if i can't give you a house and a car in five years?"

"no, of course i won't leave you." confused, you turn to peer over at your boyfriend—who's tapping his foot along to the jazzy playlist blasting from the coffeeshop's speakers. "what's this about, tetsu?"

"hmmm. say, what about ten years?" he ignores you. "is that too long of a wait time? we'll be in our thirties by then, and—"

"tetsurou. i'm not going to leave you if you can't give me a house or a car or, or an automated laundry drying rack or whatever. why do you keep asking?" you put down your cake knife, wipe your hands on your apron, and stalk over to the bar to see your boyfriend swirling through his latte art with a long metal toothpick, effectively destroying the milk foam heart. "hey, why are you— that latte art looked fine."

"nah, i messed up. it looked more like an onion than a heart."

"huh. then what's this about me leaving you?"

"because i did the calculations in my head last night, and if i work here," kuroo gestures to the empty coffeeshop before you, tables wiped and floor mopped and lights dimmed, "till i graduate, and then get my first job and give money to my dad and start paying off my student loans, this and that... well, i'm just saying that it's going to take a while before we can settle down in a place of our own."

you watch as his toothpick swirls round and round his coffee, the heart (or the onion, according to him) now a homogenous off-white blob.

"and how accurate are those calculations?" you grab a cup off the drying rack and start polishing next to him.

"fairly accurate, i think? i can do up an excel sheet if you want."

you bite back a grin at how earnest he sounds. “tetsu, my love. even if you do up your calculations on excel, run it through an expert, or use the world’s most powerful computer, you’ll still be wrong.”

“...why?”

“because you forgot to factor in me.” 

clink! kuroo drops his toothpick back into its holder. 

“if we’re going to get married, and buy a house, and a car, and an automated laundry drying rack, we’re going to do it together. there’s no way i’m making you shoulder all that financial burden alone.”

“but i want to provide for you. it’s my job, y’know?” he says, voice quiet. “if possible, i’d send you home right now and just close up on my own. you should be in bed with a face mask on, not polishing cups.”

“no way, tetsu. we’re going to close together, and do life together,” you put down your cup and grab his wrist, his wrist bone hard under your thumb. “first jobs, marriage, getting an apartment, kids. i want it all to be a you and me thing, not a you and you thing.”

you pull him closer to you, staring hard at his handsome side profile. even with the exhaustion of the past day painted on his features—dark undereyes, nose shiny, and his hair sticking up in the back, you still find it hard to resist the urge to hold and kiss him. 

“i want to kiss you,” he blurts out, as if he read your mind. he pulls his wrist from your hand, reaching for your waist—but you stop him with a hand on his chest, suddenly overcome with shyness.

“you can’t, we’re working.”

“but we closed half an hour ago!”

“there are still cameras around, silly.” but you let kuroo pull you close and excuse the hand he’s settled on your hip in favour of looking at the latte he was messing with.

the big milk foam blob was accompanied by two similar, smaller blobs on its left and right.

“it’s a bear,” your lover says proudly. “for you.” 

“it’s cute.” 

“i love you.”

you hum, leaning into his warmth. “i love you too.”

student loans, housing, your shift tomorrow—those can wait.

for now, it’s just you and kuroo and his failed latte art, surrounded by the scent of sweet coffee and cake. and it’s more than enough. 

it’s all you ever wanted. 

#beep boop i hope i managed to get the rough idea across #i was just thinking that kuroo would grow up to become a person with a fair amount of worries for the future #especially when living in tokyo.... it's competitive #i don't want a house!!! not yet!!!! i just want to have fun loving my barista bf y'know!!!! #bahahah anyways : ) ty for reading if u did #kuroo x reader #kuroo tetsurou x reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu fluff #kuroo fluff #yuna writes

[katiekatdragon27]

Did I ever mention that I ship these three as a polycule? No? Well, now you know.

Also, tis the grand return to my Western AU! It has gotten a ton of traction recently and when it was initially posted, so I might as well give the people what they want.

Progress pictures n some lore under cut:

Ok so here's the picture. When Bang first came into town, the first face he meets is Beep. Of course, being dehydrated, hungry, and in a giant mental fog, he thinks he's dead and assumes that Beep is some beautiful angel from Hevan. Beep is taken aback at first, but just decides to help him anyway.

Bang ends up staying with Beep and Bing when recovering, becoming insta-besties with Bing while slightly rizzing up Beep (for a lack of a better explanation), to which she reciprocates slightly. After he's well enough, Beep takes him into town to introduce him to her and Bing's other friends. There he meets Bo, Beep's best friend, and Boop, the bartender.

When Bang first meets Boop, he does some slight friendly flirting to him, to which Boop is incredibly flattered by. He won't admit to it tho, very much giving "it's not like I like you" energy. They often spend time together when Bang gets off sheriff duty, sharing drinks and having a gay ol' time.

Despite this, Bang does not neglect time to hang out with Beep either. He often helps out on the ranch when she's working and he's off duty. Beep actually teaches him a ton of things, such as cattle herding and maintaining farmland. Romantically working together if you will.

What Bang doesn't know is that Beep and Boop have been unofficially seeing each other for a while before this. They never really made their relationship status known, but everyone sorta knew they were a couple. However, both of them have been rizzed up by Bang, so when the two of them have an open discussion about it, they just stare at each other in disbelief, then decide to tell him together one night.

That is the night in the picture. After the confessions of course, but still that night. Bang was surprised to hear that Beep and Boop were together, but he was even more surprised that they both liked him too. They end the night admitting their crushes, and stuff and they all form a circle of love yippee the end.

I don't like picking sides for shipping lol. If I see it both ways, I'm making them poly, idc. Making peace with both sides as my sibling would say.

Anyways, have a lovely day^^

#i am on a roll with posting kinda constantly i should get a medal #anyways how have i never seen this pairing ever #ive seen beepbang #ive seen bangboop #ive even seen bangboopbing #but never beepbangboop???????? #that's crazy tbh #bangboop is still my personal mvp here but i have a soft spot for all three #maybe i'll even make a bojane drawing for this au too #who knows lol #all these ship names suck we need better ones /j #ask the storybots #storybots #storybot #storybots answer time #sb western au #storybots boop #storybots bang #storybots beep #beep boppalot #boop buncklebee #bang bipplebop iii #art #shipping #polyamory is so slay #katiekatdragon27

[worstloki]

prize for least genre aware protagonist 👑

#no because Thor trusted Loki so much and was oblivious and that's what made the whole thing a tragedy #but Thor was really out there like 'what do you MEAN Loki lied to me about Father's death and my banishment... let me try appealing to him' #except Thor's version of appeal is like a really really bad apology where the person doesn't want to admit they did anything #and also isn't convinced you're hurt #and Thor's SO SURE this plan will work because he knows his brother right #he knows Loki #and his plan which in accordance to him would have worked was to appeal to Loki's good side/the truth of who would be hurt #his plan was to do away with Loki's assumed anger by being like ''noooo don't do this here hit me instead <3'' #and he thought Loki wouldn't do it. #which means that before the whole plot shenanigans that would have worked and Loki also wouldn't have hit Thor #Loki watching Thor try to manipulate him by acting like his feelings are invalid the same way Frigga and Odin tried: nice try. thot. *wack* #so anyway Thor got hit and I think that's what u get for being soooooo sure that your little brother who u take for granted won't get hurt #by anything discouraging said or done or implied or being used by u for about him <3 #anyway the fact that Thor was SO sure that Loki was reacting badly and would calm down and be normal again is so sad actually #because it means Thor had the experience to know that's how it should have gone #which means when that's not what happened Thor also gets to be the one who has to work through processing that Loki's changed #and I don't think he DID that in the year where Loki was gone #he just neglected thinking about it until Loki was back and suddenly he couldn't pretend his brother had been the same (good) one at death #sad ironic something something character foils too late tragedy #Thor really went out there like i got this and got <beep>slapped fr fr #and then it happened again when he showed up for the Bifrost fight #Thor: i just have to wait it out. we all get angry. he'll get better #Loki: [screaming crying raging shrieking trying to kill him] #Thor: HE'LL GET BETTER #the fact that Thor doesn't expect the lies or the hitting or the unreasonable attitude even when Loki is VERY angry.......... ;-; #Thor watched his brother deteriorate in real time

[running-in-the-dark]

we've only had our new washing machine for four days and I've already done laundry more times than in the past two years combined 🙃

#in the place we lived first the washing machines were in a shared room in the basement #which meant 1. carrying the laundry down three floors and 2. other people (especially the very mean old woman who lived there) #so my husband always did it there #then we moved. but our washing machine got damaged during the move so it started always giving error messages accompanied by the loudest #most horrible beeping #and you had to keep pressing a button to get them to stop #but I found the noise so distressing that again. my husband had to do laundry all the time #but now? oooh I love this stupid washing machine!! the only thing that's stopping me from washing every dirty fabric thing I see is that we #don't have enough drying racks/it's not warm enough for everything to dry that quickly #personal

[squisheebugdoodles]

dump of just some of the characters i've gotten ready for art fight this year 83 this particular set are all ones that i got in a trade with a friend years ago, except the green guy which i did still get from them but wasn't designed by them, if i remember right? i love them all very very much <3

#squisheebug doodles #digital doodles #furry art #sfw furry #squishocs #furry artist #while i have designed a majority of the characters i have i do have a decently sizable handful i also got from trades/adopting #and i am excited to finally get the chance to draw them finally gndkfjdfjkd #the person i got them from was cannibalmaws on instagram the last time we talked #but that was years ago cuz i stopped using insta for a couple of years hgngdfm #so i'm not sure if they're still around the account hasn't updated in a long time either #they might have moved accts idk but!!! if they ever come across this hiiii hiiii feel free to beep at me!!!

[love-at-first-bite]

Laios wouldn't judge me or make me feel bad for being excited about things I enjoy.

#victor beeps #sometimes i feel guilty for being happy #i hate feeling like too much all the time #i always feel too weird for my best friend. i could tell i was annoying her tonight but switching topics so much #and when i got in i was infodumpping to my mom about resident evil and she just waved me off #we were watching that ''welcome to raccoon city'' movie and it made very grumpy #NOT the topic for today but i do NOT like that movie #just. i wouldn't get rid of my autism for anything it's a part of me and makes me *Me* #but it is still a disability and makes a lot of things hard for me and makes me feel Not So Great sometimes #i love my best friend and gc friends so much but i still feel like i can't be 100% myself around them #but laios would finally be that person! #he'd *get* me. we'd just get each other so well #he wouldn't get annoyed when i spoke really fast and bounced around on topics #he wouldn't wave me off or just want me to shut up #i think i'd finally feel truly loved and accepted and wanted #i didn't expect laios to remind me so much of myself! #to everyone else he's weird and off-putting and annoying #and i am too #but to each other we're so wonderful and perfect #we could be in love with each other in peace without ever worrying that we're too much for the other

[8bit-mau5]

If you see me refollow you, no you don’t

#My phone has been freezing and I angrily press the follow button until it responds #ALSO IVE BEEN GETTING A WEIRD GLITCH THAT SAYS I’M BLOCKED FROM PPL IM MUTUALS WITH #OR THAT I’M NOT FINISHING SOMEONE? #**following. NOT FINISHING #but then refollowing them.. UNFOLLOWS #it’s a mess and it’s annoying and I know I’m not the only person that’s dealing with this #it had me unfollow eros for a while on accident also OTL #8bit beeps

[unproduciblesmackdown]

speaking of the horrors brian goosebumpsphantomoftheauditorium is still So funny for being like yeah i'm a ghost i know i'm a ghost. & he's befriended the horror fan menace duo who are giggling clutching each other like omg omg okay. we're fine. we're breaking into the school at night to investigate the horrors aaaa what if there's a ghost eek ok ok!!! & brian ghost who knows he's a ghost is like omg guys aaaa stopppp ;;m;; suffering thee Most but he's not putting on an act to conceal his phantomly destiny. he's just like that

#it's brian colson i believe (unless it's colsen. but i think colson) but clearly this is clearer #the book was killing me & i'm telling you brian especially. his whole thing is being So nervous about everything all the time #which maybe that's meant to be due to [you Did die; alarmingly] but it really does just seem like Mostly personality #the cadence & content of the exchange where he's bemoaning getting paint on his clothes off to the side lays me tf out #just the dynamic like brooke & zeke are Speculating abt Schemes & Ghosts & being hilarious too; here's tina joining in; also magical #while multiple times people just completely in stride And in earnest respond to brian's complete focus on his paint stains issue #goosebumps the musical #also getting Thank You For Being A Friend points like enduring the deadly trapdoors & mystery of; for all he knew ig; a whole other ghost #he has no stake in that beyond just genuinely helping out / providing what moral support he can lol #and You Know What They Say. you probably could've revealed your ghost status & destiny & Just Asked lmao #but maybe he was too nervous like think i'll have to Haint Style Steal Your Breath or sm shit b/c that's easier than a ghost reveal convo #is that a george costanza style approach? i have never seen a full seinfeld episode. no limits to the time/effort/complexity in avoiding #some comparatively more minor issue / hurdle? i understand the like archetypical achievement character of all time in that for sure.... #like yeah they Are alarmed by the apparent ghost / apparent guy who wants to kill them / you as Actual Ghost but they roll w/it too #cracking open goosebumps of all time The Ghost Next Door... #i also need to crack open (press play) goosebumps the musical phantom of the auditorium original studio cast recording again soon #brian's pleeease let this be a normal field trip to brooke & zeke's beep beep seatbelts everyone! dream team for real #completely innocuous haunting except there's a separate totally unrelated guy taking a totally counterproductive approach to things.... #scooby doo villaining it will Not bring the meddling kids!! if i act scary to said kids they'll learn anything besides that I'm scary!!! #bring emile back here like yeah we'll cover for you for real though. appeal to tina's theatre devotion like become frenemies to friends fr #goosebumps ghosts you Do just fulfill your Purpose & then Transcend but brian was just a guy hanging out prior. could do that again

[beepbeepdespair]

hello tmagp fandom please come to my office as i require your assistance <3

i have a con next weekend and i'm cosplaying alice dyer to one of the days. don't get me wrong i LOVE the diversity in alice designs it's wonderful, but it does mean my cosplay will be quite difficult to recognise as alice

and so i wanted to ask, can anyone think of any objects i could hold/anything i could do with the cosplay to make it as obvious as possible that it's supposed to be alice??? thank you so much ily all <333333

#beep beep gets personal #personal #textpost #text post #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp alice #alice tmagp #alice dyer #tmagp cosplay #cosplay #cosplayer #magpod #convention #beep beep asks

[random-human-being2311]

I love encountering the "I only like their '70s songs" queen fans because they're such a funny flavour of extremely pretentious

the way they talk about it you'd think their entire family was personally murdered by a synthesiser and/or a drum machine

#queen band #queen #this doesn't apply very much to the tumblr end of the Queen fandom but eh who cares #my queen-related posts already have a target audience of one (1) person (myself) already #but seriously what do you guys have against synthesisers?? #“it sounds too dated and 1980s” guess what my dude believe it or not people actually still use synthesisers in modern music #!! - RANT INCOMING - !! #HOLD ON I JUST REALISED #ISN'T THE GUITAR BEEPING NOISE ON FATHER TO SON (ONE OF THE TRACKS FROM QUEEN II OF ALL ALBUMS) INFAMOUS EASY TO MISTAKE FOR SYNTHESISER #AND THE OUTRO OF TEO TORIATTE #AND LIKE QUEEN MADE SURE TO INCLUDE “NOBODY PLAYED SYNTHESISER” OR WHATEVER THE WORDING WAS ON THEIR 1970S ALBUMS #**BECAUSE** EVERYONE KEPT MISTAKENLY THINKING THEY HAD SYNTHESISER IN THEM??? #DUE TO THE LAYERED VOCAL SOUND AND THE OCCASIONAL WEIRD USE OF A GUITAR THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE A SYNTH #oh also on drum machines: barely any queen songs use them what's the big problem #like only a handful from one (1) album #and on those songs it really works #idk why but the drum machine just works really well in Back Chat and it's a bop #Back Chat my beloved <3 #yeah anyway these guys don't make sense to me #and the good thing about posting this on tumblr is that the chance of one of them actually seeing this is so low it's basically zero #because I'm not in the mood to get into a heated argument about that right now #I will gladly rant but I want to rant into the void not actually at anyone #that one's ramblings

[secondsonaym]

How does this kid know how to talk like this she's like 5

#des berserk #(des uses any pronouns as a small refresher) #also help me my brain is going pfffbbfbbt because i skipped coffee this morning #and maybe also cause i had Not Great sleep #grandparents left the house for last night/most of today aND FORGOT TO TURN OFF THEIR ALARM #but it's an old model so i had to stare at the manual i googled for like ten minutes at 6 am while it kept beeping at me #as i figured out how to get it to shut up #and as an autistic person who HATES loud noises!!! standing right next to it all the while was NOT FUN #idk why im rambling for this long im getting my coffee now

[piedoesnotequalpi]

I do not understand why wireless headphones are so popular

#like yeah i don't get tangled but god at what cost #i don't know what's wrong with me I'm not a violent person but i really want to stomp on my wireless headphones #because they keep saying battery low to me! shut up! just do a little beep! #like why do we need yet another thing to charge and eat up device battery life #i play music through an aux cord in my car and I'm not changing that anytime soon #isabel.tex #anyway just forgot amazon exists and probably has cheaper shipping and paid $12 shipping to replace my wired earbuds #which got stolen with my work bag #which side note ???? why did someone need half empty bottles of Gatorade that desperately

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

Tbh my smoke alarm beeping one (1) time does to me what days of beeping did to Dennis

#its midnight and it beeped once and i could hear my heartbeat in my head #twenty minutes later (with battery changed) #my heart rate is still 120 #ks gets personal

[little-pondhead]

Today on: How old am I?

I was in line at the grocery store and I was talking to the cashier about how I had buns in the oven and this lady behind me cooed and asked how far along I was.

I stared at her for a very long moment before I connected the dots and had to tell her no, I’m not pregnant. I’m making literal burger buns for dinner and there’s a high chance they might be done before I got home and no one would be there to take them out.

#it was burger night #and I was trying a new recipe out #so I put the buns in to bake and had to run to the store for some reason #i don’t even remember #but I knew at least one other person was home #and so I asked them to take the tray out of the timer beeped before I got home #but everyone I know has the attention span of a wombat #and so there was a 30% chance that person would have up and left the house #forgetting about the buns #so I was in a rush to get home #yeah that was a weird time #pondhead rambles