#because fuck that old man

[spooksicl-e]

he was a man of habits, narrow and concentrated habits, and i had become one of them… i was a whetstone for his mind. i stimulated him.

#i will learn how to draw kissing for them and them ONLY goddammit!!!! #i forfeited rendering so this is all we’re getting folks but yk #for the love of fuck bring back old man yaoi in sherlock holmes fandom spaces #my art #no @ because i forgot #so just don’t use or steal ig #art #fanart #fanartist #sherlock holmes #dr john watson #watsholmes #johnlock #sherlock #bbc sherlock #john watson #granada #granada holmes #jeremy brett #edward hardwicke #david burke #sherlock holmes x john watson #sherlock holmes/john watson

[cry-ptidd]

"All I see is a slave."

"And all I see is a fool."

#hellsing #alucard #my art #Dracula #THIS WAS SO HARD #GODS #ripping my hair out #how do you think Dracula would react to modern Alucard? #or vice versa? #Alucard fucking hates himself already #like that's canon #Dracula would be insulted at the prospect of being at someones mercy and Alucard would just see the pointless arrogant creature he used to b #I'm on Dracula's side simply because he was less annoying to render and draw #also I shamelessly traced over the casull #im not playing your stupid games old man

[timeisacephalopod]

If American politics wants to be the funniest 2 weeks to a month before the election both Donald Trump and Joe biden would die of natural causes

#winters ramblings #theyre both old as shit especially biden that man is hanging on by his millionth dollar #and trump runs on spite but like if they BOTH died just normally because theyre old itd be WILD and id still feel bad for Americans #like damn yall your politics is nuts #aye yo terfs dont fucking reblog this i want YOU dead of natural causes too

[samglyph]

I can’t be the only member of the unhealthily obsessed with gravity falls as a kid to unhealthily obsessed with malevolent as an adult pipeline

#yes these are some of the sketches that are old but I tricked you cause I did clean them up prior to posting #just so they like. make sense #the problem with these is that now I’m thinking about the implications and I’ve got like a whole au in my head #malevolent #my art #gravity falls #malevolent podcast #Arthur lester #John doe #dipper pines #kayne malevolent #bill cipher #anyway arthur and John circa season 2 get transported into the future and into Oregon and they wander into a shack in the woods with weird #signs looking for medical help because Arthur is once again fucking dying and dipper is like. yellow eyed BITCH oh wait no this is different #fuck what’s wrong with this British man

[phantomrev]

Morro is an old fart

For funnies

#fan art #ninjago #doodles #morro wu #jay walker #Nya #ninjago nya #ninjago jay #ninjago morro #morro has old man privileges now #I just remember on S5 he literally drank alcohol like ? #his age is a mystery but it’s funny if he’s on his 30s because he’s mad at a 17ish Y/O for getting a green suit #plus it would be sad as hell if he spent YEARS trying to find the tomb #just to die the day he thought he knew #also apparently he’s fucking 40 chronologically I fucking lost it months ago like #d a m n

[warlenys]

like twelve spent 4.5 billion years being tortured and then was gonna rip the universe apart for clara and yet a kiss was where they drew the line. a kiss would’ve been too much. most romantic romance of all time. so romantic that kissing was worth more than the universe. normal

#they’re the first modern doctor companion duo who don’t kiss and that’s for a reason #and it is not. father daughter #clara wanted to fuck that old man but she Didn’t because it would’ve meant too much #been too much to handle #the absence of a kiss is forever greater and infinitely more infinite than the existence of one #their romance is too big for existence #too big to be defined #too important to be contained #if they’d fucked doctor who would’ve ended. universe gone all universes gone just twelveclara fucking in the rubble #sorry #doctor who #whouffaldi #twelveclara #+

[markscherz]

I clicked on that wikipedia link you posted for H. fleischmanni and was surprised to see that the section talking about the frog’s natural predators was titled “enemies” instead of “predators.” The word “enemies,” at least to me, seems strange in this context because it seems to anthropomorphize the frogs, which as far as I’m aware is something zoologists try to avoid doing with animals. Is there a scientific reason for “enemies” to be used here, as opposed to “predators”?

Regrettably, a huge number of problems of this kind have been built into Wikipedia by the Wikipedia Education Foundation-supported courses. Students carry out an 'assignment' that involves a dramatic expansion to a given wikipedia page based on any literature they can find. That revised page is then subjected to 'peer review' by their classmates. But because they are unfamiliar with (1) the literature, (2) the contents of other wikipedia pages, and (3) how wikipedia actually works, the resulting pages are often full of misinformation, redundancies, and weird formulations.

You have accurately identified one such idiosyncrasy. 'Enemies' was a very common formulation for 'predators' in the 1800s and early 1900s, but we have largely left it behind, for precisely the reason you say, and hence it sounds jarring to our ears. In this case it is a minor problem (you should have seen how the Paroedura masobe page looked before I cleaned it up), but irksome nonetheless.

#not sure how much sense it makes for non-experts to be responsible for scientific things on the most comprehensive online encyclopedia #the taxonomy system on wikipedia is TOTALLY broken #because no single person has a good overview #and also because WIKIPEDIA DOES NOT WANT YOU TO CITE PRIMARY SOURCES #WHICH IS TOTALLY FUCKED UP #in which Mark goes on a small rant about wikipedia being edited by people who aren't experts in what they're editing #which is the whole *thing* that Wikipedia *is* #old man yells at cloud vibes #answers by Mark #anon #anonymous

[yourchocolatenachostudent]

Armand: Daniel is an impudent interviewer, blah blah blah... Daniel is a drug addict, blah blah blah... Daniel revels in his manipulations, blah, blah, blah...

Also Armans: Looks at Daniel like he's the love of his life.

#I swear these two will drive me crazy #why does Armand always say such nasty things about Daniel? #Is he really that mad at him because of Alice? #Armand babe chill out already and fuck this old man #iwtv #iwtv s2 #armand de romanus #armand #daniel molloy #daniel x armand #armand x daniel #armandaniel #devil's minion #interview with the vampire

[hychlorions]

ough herr forehead... mein hands are so cold...... and your cheeks.... so warm.......

#klapollo #klavier gavin #apollo justice #ace attorney #.png #imagining the caption as klavier texting. he WOULD type like an old man #i shall make this my new normal #a cold drawing. because it's hot as fuck and i crave winter #though i've never experienced it. but maybe i need to

[matrixbearer2024]

Hello!

It just came to me that Reader is in Hell, the same place a very unhappy (and probably jealous) Valentino is...

I am afraid of what that bald moth is capable of doing against Reader just because of Vox's attachment to them. I'm sure Valentino won't hold back to dispose of the thing that is getting in his way with Vox.

I wonder if there will be any fight scene between Vox and Valentino over Reader. Or maybe Reader versus Valentino?

Either way, things are bound to get not so pretty...

And I wonder how Reader's relationship with Velvet will go. I mean, I don't think she has anything against Reader? It's probably even better since now she has someone she can use to tame the TV stick man and his many moods.

I imagine Velvet will be a bit wary of Reader at first, but get along quite well after a while. Maybe even share fashion opinions as Velvet and Reader discuss the new trends that are going on with the living.

I guess the only one inside the Vees Reader won't get along with no matter what is Valentino.

Do you have any plans of going further inside Reader's relationship with the other two? I mean, you probably already made plans with Valentino, but what about Velvet?

Thank you for your attention, I wish you a good day/night! ☺️

Hahaha thanks for bringing this up anon! I was wondering when someone was gonna notice that Reader was a little blind to the caveat of being in hell which was Valentino. It's kind of the reason why I keep mentioning that Reader's gonna stay at the hotel(despite Vox being pissy about it because Alastor) is because the TV man figures placing Reader literally anywhere Valentino isn't would be much safer for them. After all, they're just a new sinner so their powers haven't manifested yet(and I'm not actually sure what powers to give them- someone please bomb me with ideas thank youuuu) and Vox just won't risk the moth trying to recruit dear Reader. Bonus being the fact Angel stays at the hotel and he can keep tabs on Reader since there isn't much tech there that Vox can use to check himself. It just adds another reason to why he friggin hates Alastor lmao

Velvette on the other hand would probably get along with (Y/N) similarly to how Alastor and Rosie do. Literally gossip girls who look and laugh at the latest trends or get together for brunch to spill the tea about the latest happenings in hell. I'd also think that she would use Reader as a model sometimes just to fuck with Vox because let's face it- him crashing or bluescreening is kind of hilarious- and Reader just likes messing with Vox inherently so they let Velvette doll her up if it means getting a reaction out of him.

Velvette doesn't really have anything against Reader, she was just mad in one interlude that Vox hid the fact that he could communicate with the living(which is a HUGE thing) she could care less if the old Samsung TV went and found himself a new toy/fling. So while she would be a bit wary of Reader in the sense of: "Are they after our power? Do they have an ulterior motive?" Once they show that there actually isn't anything and Vox and Reader are just good friends(Velvette wouldn't actually believe that even if it came straight from the horse's mouth) she would eventually get along with them as well.

#vox x reader #hazbin hotel #vox #get off my screen series #hazbin hotel vox #vox x you #Velvette's actually gonna be featured in one of the interludes lol #Mostly because Vox's sense of fashion is atrocious #Literally just: Woah woah wtf are you wearing #You ain't going on a date looking like that wtf old man #Yes she would take every opportunity to make you and Vox matching outfits #it's corny and cheesy but the netizens of hell eat it up so she rolls with it #she starts the shipping thing online #like angel she probably also starts getting annoyed that Vox is so fucking slow #bro doesn't know how to properly emotion #and she's like: Vox istg if you don't say anything I'm doing it myself

[quaxslay]

I knew this kind of shit would start happening

For anyone who doesn’t know, Martin Lewis is a journalist specialising in money saving advice. He’s been one of the most prominent people speaking out about the cost of living crisis occurring in the UK, particularly the increase in energy prices, and is constantly trying to provide the best and most up-to-date information to people who are extremely concerned about how they will be able to afford basic necessities in the coming months as prices soar.

Tonight he posted tweets providing updated advice regarding energy bills, which many people are currently having to navigate following announcements from the government earlier today about tariffs.

And so many replies were along the lines of “this is not the time, have some respect”

You know what’s not respectful? Telling someone who is simply trying his best to help people not freeze or starve to death in their own homes that he shouldn’t be sharing important, time-sensitive information about how they can save money, just because a 96 year-old who never had to worry about affording anything in her whole goddamn life died!

I’m already sick of people acting like the major issues of this country suddenly don’t matter because the Queen died. That somehow the problems affecting the millions of people in this country living in poverty can be quietly swept aside for the coming weeks and months, despite this being the most crucial time for action to be taken to prevent mass suffering.

#uk politics #the queen #queen Elizabeth #British politics #cost of living crisis #I’m so fucking mad like #do you realise how many old ladies will die this winter because they literally can’t heat their homes?? #but oh no they don’t matter because they’re not rich !! #fucking bullshit man

[knifefightandchill]

why do you reject serenity?

#because fuck you old man #re #re4r #resident evil 4 remake #my gifs #reedit #residenteviledit #re4redit #gamingedit #videogameedit #dailygaming #sounds more like an alien invasion to me #but no really why am i on a saddler kick who is to blame for this #and man this part was like holy shit at that lack of personal space #i was like :0 #i've got issues but ya'll probably knew that already lmao #also saddler please share your eyeliner game because damn

[evie-doesnt-write]

“Why doesn’t Toshiro just tell Laios that’s not his name??” He’s an immigrant, next question

#i have not met a single person who doesn’t mispronounce my name except my old arabic teachers in school #which is a shame because it’s really pretty in arabic #and instead people say it with that fucking long aa sound that I fucking hate #but i’m not going to sit down and teach every person i ever talk to how to properly say it #sometimes they can’t even say it because certain sounds aren’t in english #of course it’s not a complete butcher like shuro #but free my man i understand him so much #toshiro nakamoto #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #ryoko kui

[mcfaucet]

is this azran legacy. idk ive never played (spoilers)

#professor layton #jean descole #leon bronev #MY DAD IS TARGET? #targent = target is so fucking funny to me i have no idea why #artfarts #azran legacy #professor layton fanart #i love to think the name tag is there because leon looks so fking different fron when he last saw him #so its like. “hmm .. so that crusty old man is the leader huh...” #*reads name tag* “leon WHAT?!!!” #like he wouldnt even notice it were him without the name tag LUL

[what-the-fuck-adam]

Sabo sketch dump. He’s my skrunkly

#these are all old as fuck because I’m in terrible art block and I’m dying #one piece #sabo #revolutionary sabo #Sabo one piece #my art #my s #i love one (1) man

[hella1975]

it's been pointed out on here before that a lot of terf arguments are actually rooted in sexist idealology that feminists fought and died to unnormalise decades ago and that's its own kettle of fish but one thing i also find very frustrating about this so called 'radical' feminism is that it's so... defeatist? like the moment you categorically label an entire section of society as Bad and Inherently Evil then there's also the implication that nothing can be done about it, and it completely takes all accountability away. saying all men are evil is just another way of saying boys will be boys. he raped her because he's a man. he hit her because he's a man. he didn't listen because he's a man - it's almost offensively oversimplified. there's no point trying to fix this issue in society because men are just Like That, okay! so now what? it's not like they're going anywhere, so you just accept that 50% of the population are evil and will forever treat you terribly and there's nothing to be done about it bc they're biologically predisposed to it? like is that fr the argument here? you're soooo radical for that

#this is coming from someone who used to very genuinely be a misandrist #ironically it was only when i started actually analysing my own feminism that i got MORE confrontational with men #and started respecting my boundaries a lot better BECAUSE i started holding them accountable again #like when men treat me like shit nowadays i dont just write it off as 'what did you expect? he's a man' i get MAD about it #because i EXPECT BETTER FROM THEM even if it's just tiny shit women have to deal with daily #i hold them to just as high a standard as im held to and i make them take accountability when they dont meet that #and whether you realise it or not even on a subconscious level the MOMENT you black-and-white blanket statement all men as bad #you stop holding them accountable. #like it is literally just boys will be boys. do terfs seriously not realise they're sending feminism BACKWARDS #like if a girl came to me with her trauma and people - other girls no less - tried to comfort her with 'yeah all men are evil' #id be fucking furious. like no he did that because he was a piece of shit that had it normalised to him that women arent to be respected #dont you dare let him off the hook with something as simple and uncritical as 'he's a man' #i promise you men like that will MUCH prefer a blanket statement such as 'all men are as bad as each other' #than actually being point blank told they're an abuser or a rapist. because being lumped together is comfortable and even empowering #wheras isolating their behaviour with words that are Bad and Ugly (LIKE 'rapist') is not comfortable at all and has heavy connotations #idk i dont think radical feminism is always bad on its own it can be v liberating. just terfs and misandrists that i have a problem with #dropping this post in a piranha tank and closing tumblr knowing im gonna have some thirty year old karen yelling at me within 5 mins #i probably wont respond to any terf comments bc they literally mentally exhaust me with their stupidity #but that also depends on my mood and ability to keep my mouth shut LMFAO we shall see