#be impressed dammit

[raepritewrites]

I made a thing

#pride and prejudice #jane austen #i worked really hard on this #be impressed dammit #mr darcy #elizabeth bennet #the bennets #i just realized that #i don't actually want a guy i have to fix #i want a guy that realizes when hes being an ass #and takes steps to correct it because he loves me #i can fix him #tropes #writing tropes

[shaykesqueer]

Fucking slay oh my god

I mean

Come on

Instagram photo credits:

rodrigopuentefoto

rabagazo_

#I can’t with this guy anymore #I also studied sfx so like someone keeps having to sculpt and cast these and punch all that hair and jeez it’s so impressive #ghost band #ghost the band #the band ghost #ghost bc #papa emeritus iv #papa emeritus 4 #papa copia #it’s a cornette not a mitre god dammit

[thefloatingstone]

Me discovering a new game detail in Mass Effect 2 at midnight.

aka that time I gave Garrus a lethal disease

#Mass Effect #Mass Effect 2 #Spoiler #Spoilers #Garrus Vakarian #LISTEN #I HAD NO IDEA #I DID NOT KNOW #SHEPARD EVEN WARNED ME #SHE SAID HE SHOULDN'T COME #BUT LIKE A DUMBASS GARRUS IS LIKE ''I am strong Shepard. i will shoot the virus'' #AND LIKE AN IDIOT I WAS ''OH OK IT'LL BE FINE'' #Cut to an hour later where I'm panicking because I legit wondered if the game would kill him off because I ignored a warning #also DAMMIT GARRUS #I KNOW you're trying to impress Shepard because you're trying to undo looking like a fuck up in front of her #BUT THIS IS NOT IT BABYGIRL #Anyway it was an eventful evening for me last night #(I felt so fucking bad for real. I felt like the worst person ever)

[pens-personal]

The more I think about it the more I realize that my primary male role model growing up was DanTDM. Which is probably why I keep thinking about getting a tattoo sleeve and stretching my earlobes.

#“hey everyone Dan here from the Diamond Minecart” was one of my early vocal stims too #and got me into doing impressions for fun #I really wanted to sound exactly like him #FUCK IS THAT WHY I KEEP GETTING GENDER ENVY FROM BRITISH DUDES???? FUCK #DAMMIT #anyway #dantdm #trans #trans man #transgender #gender envy

[whateveriscatchy]

x

#im finally watching s1 finale of helluva boss #and god dammit blitz #stop spying on moxxie and millie #STOLAS DRESSED UP FOR YOU AND IS TRYING TO IMPRESS U

[sunflowercider]

Pfft, okay the banter is funny between Alicia and Lloyd, and its heartwarming Lloyd completely understands that Alicia is here to nobly defend the people of her land, not (just) for Lloyd. If they had way more chapters to interact and no weird titles involved, and lloyd stopped being fucking scared of her they'd be pretty cute

#'please consider me being worried bc im loyal to u your majesty' 'just loyalty?' 'huh?' 'hmm.' #<- thats funny! that got a laugh out of me! thats kinda cute! #same with her seeing if she made a good impression with the fronteras!! thats cute dammit! #now if she wasnt fucking brainwashed- #tged liveblog #ch 390

[krawdad]

Wife has spent until now thinking she was creeped out by rankin and/or bass animations.

Turns out she's charmed by how handmade everything looks. We're probably going to be watching more stop motion for a while.

#we discovered this accidentally through captain yajima #which im still impressed by how well that guy makes authentic made in the 70s looking tangible stop motion in blender #looks shot on film with probably the correct lenses and shit #why does that fake stop motion look more like stop motion to me than actual stop motion pokemon concierge #i will get to the bottom of this dammit

[iratusmus]

sorry guys i just hate fanon scourge so much. not to speak ill of the deactivated but i think tumblr user m*ghtourge owes me personally like 5000 dollars in compensation for mental damages

#literally got one of the absolute worst scourge takes to be accepted into non archie fan fanon #and then people who liked their “”“”“interpretation”“”“” of scourge got into archie sonic #expecting it to be like their scourge. and it was not. so they did some of the most impressive mental gymnastics i have ever seen #to try to fit it back into their scourge. and oooh boy is it SOMETHING #wait dammit i said i wasnt going to whine about fanon scourge anymore. mission failure

[royaletiquette]

Hibiya shaking the hand of someone trying to impress/intimidate him like a knight or rival prince, and having to clench his jaw to stop himself from wincing in pain from their tight grip

#think about it #i offer this food as a treat as a taste #wishlist #it can really be either way of holy shit the prince and i gotta be cool and make a good impression and have a firm grip #or. God dammit its the prince I'm gonna make him crumble before me

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#fucking. god dammit. i hype myself up like: fuck it i dont want a uk phd #and then i fucking pre interview. which was a full on fucking hour long interview and im reminded how #fucking cool the project is. like hhhhh why cant u b in the us???? #they can only pick one candidate. and like oh yea we could send u to the arctic or southern ocean #fuck u thats so cool hhhhhh ugh. im hoping when i visit [redacted] school i fall in love so completely that i can say no #but ugh its so so cool. and i feel like they were impressed with me. like i feel the interview went well #and one guy was like: even if u dont end up here youll have a stellar research career. and im like 😭 #like i kno im not a perfect fit for the project but like im. i think my brain is good at some things so i could contribute things #ugh now im all shaky a sweaty. and after i visit the other school i have to immediately let the uk school kno if i wanna comit to them #then i could maybe visit the lab. tho idk when id have the time to fucking fly to the uk #uuuuuugh school bullshit. so stressful. but im glad they think what ive done is cool #like i feel so dumb all the time bc the trauma of being dyslexic in the american public school system that as soon as someone says im smart #or impressive im like 😭😭😭 #also they asked how i feel abt writing papers and i was like: convention is bullshit and i dont think thats what the guy was expecting lmao #its true tho. fuck convention. challenge convention. be open to new ideas. otherwise whats the point #sigh. well i felt awful this morning. i mean. its only like 9.30 now but i feel a bit better now #since my last interview was a disaster i feel way better abt my interviewing skills now. which is good bc i have 2 more looming #unrelated

[elytrafemme]

today might be a lyric posting on main kinda day

#nightmare.personal #GF said she was excited to see me later and sent me a heart and a smiley emoji #and it's the PINK hearts which I think in her heart rankings I learned last May that's a good thing? #but maybe purple is better but like why would she make me the worse one compared to what she made my ex #that doesn't make any sense also did i mention that my ex's first kiss i think was with my current girlfriend #i feel like this is some ruse but i was the one who pitched the date so nothing bad is going to happen but i don't think she likes me? #like i don't think my girlfriend actually likes me because i haven't seen her in forever #like i didn't see her at ALL yesterday and i mean i had to mediate an argument with her and my other friend #and that was like a week ago and we definitely spoke after that but i think she still remembers #and i HAVE to look good today but it's really cold outside so i don't know how to impress her #because I don't know what traits about me that she actually LIKES and that's like so difficult? #because I don't know what i need to play up to get her to really like me she isn't giving me ANYTHING #does she think i'm attractive? does she think i'm smart? does she think i'm kind? like WHAT IS IT. #because if i don't KNOW then i have to just be me and that's not going to work! #dating is so fucking difficult what the hell i'm going to explode #maybe I do my makeup today OOH I COULD PAINT MY NAILS #maybe that iwll make me better #no but then i have to hide the nails from my mom God dammit. #oh and i can't listen to music because my brother wants me to change my spotify username!!! #so if he sees me listening! he'll know i haven't! but i also don't think he follows me? #i don't think i like my brother very much #i keep trying to decide if there's something wrong with me and honestly i'm not so sure i think there isn't #but the fact i said that will make you think there is so there's no point anyway

[moteldogs]

was thinking the other day about how my dad was always telling me to eat less so I’d learn how to be hungry and waking me and my brother up at 5 am on sundays to run hill repeats because “you have to be strong to survive”. and then I thought about what I do on trail every day (be hungry and walk far) and went FUCK out loud

#‘dad’s crazy we’ll never need to do this stuff’ [cut to 10 years later] ‘god DAMMIT’ #how did my dad accidentally train me perfectly for thruhiking #(also. see earlier post about how it sounds like I’m doing an obvious dean winchester impression but I really was just raised like this)

[books-are-my-life-stuff]

Testing SS N against 2k CSMM Bertha, now without boosted Physical attacks parameter (using No Fainting parameter). First image is his Freeze Shock after 6*EX support buff. Second image is his sync nuke (target had +1 defense), and third image is his Freeze Shock after his sync (target had -3 defense).

Not bad. I thought his two-turn move thing would mess up with presync clear, but Too Prepared 9 helped to mitigate that (and Freeze Shock being strong too, boosted with 1 Physical Move Up Next and Supereffective Up Next from B Noble Roar). He's definitely very slow to attack, but thankfully Demoralizing Sync 6 doesn't need -6 Attack for maximum effect (his innate Pecking Order needs it though). And his astronomical Attack stat also helped to elevate his overall damage.

#personal #pokemon masters #i'm honestly not a big fan of fast clear or fast ramp clear #it was fun to watch but i don't like doing it myself #it disorients me so much #which is why i prefer sync with support and going for dps #and why i prefer adrenaline 1 over head start 1 #stuff like that #ss n definitely leans more to the slower playing pace #slow but safe i guess? #either way #my first impression is that he's okay #i still vastly prefer his anniversary unit of course but ss n isn't bad he's just gimmicky #and he's my favorite character so of course i'll make him work no matter what dammit #oh forgot to mention that my ss n is 5/5 #the grids that i'm using is his 3/5 grid but #still worth noting the damage difference between 1/5 and 3/5 and 5/5

[sea-dukes-assistant]

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(you did ask for it)

Now I'm tired af with tinnitus.

#I admit I am impressed by the dedication to type that out presumably in the app #dammit Danelle

[wiltingwoes]

“ See, I cannot SPEAK Spanish fluently, but I can — ugh, let me just. Show you. “

And now back to the strumming on the guitar,

🎶 “ Me gustan los aviones, me gustas tú. Me gusta viajar, me gustas tú. Me gusta la mañana, me gustas tú. Me gusta el viento, me gustas tú. Me gusta soñar, me gustas tú. Me gusta la mar, me gustas tú.

¿Qué voy a hacer?, je ne sais pas.

¿Qué voy a hacer?, je ne sais plus.

¿Qué voy a hacer?, je suis perdu.

¿Qué horas son, mi corazón?

Me gusta la moto, me gustas tú. Me gusta correr, me gustas tú. Me gusta la lluvia, me gustas tú. Me gusta volver, me gustas tú. Me gusta marihuana, me gustas tú. Me gusta Colombiana, me gustas tú. Me gusta la montaña, me gustas tú. Me gusta la noche — que vah —

Ah. Fuck. “

She tripped up. It’s difficult practicing another language.

“ …Mm. I guess I really am loco for you. I hate it. “

@mothvalentino

#🐀 VERSE: DOLLHOUSE. 🐀 #mothvalentino #i HAD to do this when I heard the song omg. #I like to think she practices all night in her room because she’s stubborn and wants to impress him. #he’s probably heard her practicing. and throwing shit and screaming GOD FUCKING DAMMIT multiple times GFHFBC

[never-took-a-lesson]

@sins-of-the-sea Plotted for Young!Forte

It was a clear, warm summer night.  A perfect night to be outside.  A nearby castle was visible, its windows all lit up gold from within.  There was a party going on inside, but from this distance, the sound of crickets and frogs drowned out the music and chatter drifting out of the windows.

A lot of people fantasized about being an aristocrat.  But then, in the fields of grass away from the opulent party, there was a young man laying down, clearly an aristocrat himself judging by his fine clothing.  He, it seemed, wanted to get away from the fantasy.  This man had a pale complexion, deep black hair and particular almost iridescent green eyes.  The most striking feature about him was the haunted, aged look on his young features.

“It has been too long, my love.”

For an instant it was easy to believe one accidentally stumbled onto an intimate moment.  But no.  This man was alone.  He was gazing up at the moon.

“I wish that I could walk with you.  So lovely.  So cold, so dark, so silent.”

#ic #sins of the sea #dammit lil forte stop making a weird first impression #v: young