#bc he is GAY‼️‼️‼️

[i-have-no-braincells]

@virtualtrashman got me thinking about absintheshipping casino vibes

anyways grimsley convincing burgh to try out playing blackjack (the rules are simple enough). ofc he sits back and helps burgh try to make the best decisions and the entire time grimsley is SO HAPPY. even tho burgh is getting VERY excited at his (not very good) hand and definitely NOT maintaining a pokerface, grimsley could not care because he’s teaching burgh smth he genuinely enjoys and he is so proud of the little bug guy.

bonus thought: the staff at the casino recognizing grimsley and seeing the very obvious change in his demeanor. gone is the “suave and mysterious grimsley who’s pokerface can’t be broken”. now he is just very obviously in love with burgh and BEAMING with happiness.

#got a break from my responsibilities and first thing i do is write the gays #also bonus thought i just had is grimsley wearing pokerchip earrings #one red one green #bc he is GAY‼️‼️‼️ #okay that is all ur honor #absintheshipping #tw casinos #<- idk if i need to tw that actually #anyways #robin rants

[sumirerin]

My boyfriend is a terrible influence on me as usual HAHAHA

i have a few more fnaf doodles floating around my ipad, should i post em? :b

#extremely fnaf brained rn i never really cared abt it until him bc he explained the lore to me and IM INVESTED!!! #they r furries... they r robots...... its so catered 2 me... #anyway these little gay thangs im very fond of them... bnnuys and bears 💕 #fnaf #fnaf fanart #spring bonnie #fredbear #springbear #spring fronnie #willry #if u squint. its willry to me. LOL their gayass fursonas #fur #furry art #bnnuy #im cooking up another fredbear spring(bonnie-ish)trap thing. its gnna be big. it kinda eats its just frying my head so i took a break #GET EXCITED ! ‼️‼️

[fizzytoo]

just two friends in the gym they might kiss

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #postcard legacy challenge #i hate gay people so much it's unreal #rua has such pretty sincere eyes it makes me SIIIICK #im sick to my stomach i hate pretty people‼️‼️ #adrien ask him out or something youre pissing me off. “adoring sentiment”.... like i said i hate gay people so much it's unreal #i just want the best for my bro 😞 even tho the way he’s looking at me makes me want to kiss the moles off his face ☹️🤞🏽 #adrien getting all sentimental in the gym is making me lose me mind. he’s just like me and i didn’t even do it on purpose #rua asking for workout tips bc adrien “looks so good” and adrien's like #ofc i do this this and that.. instead of thinking this man is flirting w me... lol like we're friends even tho we did boink that one time #also jesus christ adrien in the third pic .. exactly rua me too #AND THE SECOND PIC‼️‼️‼️ RUA HE IS ABSOLUTELY NOT LOOKING AT YOUR EYES #adrien his eyes are up there 💥💥💥 #postcard: gen3 #queue #sim: adrien herrera #sim: rua kamealoha

[hanniballectersballs]

bro I want springtrap to break my back so fucking bad

#fnaf #just a thought #he’s so #‼️‼️ #AUHHHFHGGGH #🙏 please #please🙏🙏 #I’ll do anything #five nights at freddy's #AGGGGHGGFHBGFNGHGHHH #and no this isn’t gay. #bc I said so

[sammydem0n64]

Are you telling me it’s been months since season 5 dropped and gave us Elmer (deadwood) and no one has shipped him and Soren. Driven mad being driven mad rn

#Not even approaching this in a ‘straw man argument abt how not every friendship has to be gay’ argument #I’m like genuinely baffled bc Ik the Internet. #and also frankly I think there’s so much eroticism in letting some guy you just met (and who is on the enemy side) beat the shit out of you #as you recognize the power imbalanced situation he is and connect it to your own and motivate him to break free from his chains #Even as he’s beating the ever loving shit out of you you stay on his side and eventually your persistence WORKS he changed for the better #Traumabonded and shit. BUT ALSO MONSTERFUCKING‼️‼️‼️‼️

[scryclown]

prev post reminded me of the time when i was like. 10 and ""pretending"" to be a boy on dreamselfy but someone in a chatroom called me out for not actually being a boy bc i "typed like a girl" and to this day it is still the funniest way ive ever been misgendered

#my besties defended me tho #a bunch of girls with anime avatars going HES A BOYYY‼️‼️‼️>:( HE TYPES LIKE A GIRL BC HES GAY #💾

[jrueships]

gay little Paul georp !!!!!

#WTF !?!?!? #GAY LITTLE PAUL GEORP 🙀⁉️⁉️ #he looks like the football player sent to danceclass cliche to work on his balance #graceful george <3 #elegant p !! #i missed seeing his babyhands im ngl i havent been checkin him much #cus his stupid ugly pfp inflicts 10 damage on me everytime #i missed it when it was just STUPID bcs it was CUTE stupid FUNNY stupid ! his lil olympics medal AH he was so proud :( #and now it's stupid UGLY stupid I HATE DA WORLD!!!!!!!!! #but yea i miss his babyhands :(((( #mans loves showing off his legs!!! #WE NEED SOME PG KAWHI PICS!!!!!!!!!!!! #N E OW ‼️‼️‼️ #his two inch vertical three inch horizontal forehead.. i miss it i want 2 kise it MWA #and PUNCH it #respectfully #pg13 years old #this is the dumbest tag ever and so fucking long my god i hate m

[rwibbit]

Keep turning down astarion im friendzoning him. Hes gonna turn into a niceguy bc he just cant seduce this lesbian

#also i like. i headcanon him as gay straight up and so its like. it feels good turning him down bc #like.he doesnr have to have sex with her to manipulate my character into liking him. she thinks hes funny and theyre just besties #he doesnt have to do something he wouldnt really enjoy. just to get on her good side lol #altho she is like heyyyy you can drink my blood even tho he straight up killed her the 1st time #but its bc shes a sick freak ‼️‼️

[castielsbong]

the people who make the theories that sam is a secretly homophobic right of centrist ally who freaked out when he went to stanford would actually be based as fuck if they weren't such deangirls about it (also bc they're kind of the closest to canon, at least canon as dictated by s1 and 2 writers and eric kripke) bc i was also freaking out my freshman year at not even an extremely liberal university and people in real life asked for my pronouns to my face. like oh people can say that irl and not be killed instantly. i know sam's 'raised across the midwest and placed in various public schools' ass would be shocked at stanford in 2005. but they never choose that angle it's always the boring man angle chosen to spite samgirls for doing essentially the same thing that they do with their freckled green-eyed man which is playing lego blocks with his identity

#txt #anyways. im a casgirl im above these things #bc he's gay. FOR REAL ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ 💯💯💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[kenlvry]

LISTEN TO ME RN HEAT ME TF OUT STANS GANG + CRAIG DOIGN THE LIPSTICK TREND FROM TICTOK WITH READER

the lipstick trend with stan and craigs team

an, I AM LISTENLING ANON DONT WORRY. no idea what you mean by heat out though 🤨 , 17-18 and gn reader but use of her in tolkiens

kenny

he was the one who suggested it, it came across his fyp one day and he sent it to you "lets do this come over rn." "you asked, why dont you come to my house? 🤨" "why don't i cum in your mom" "HUH 😧" "im here."

you both definitely argue on what lipstick you should wear "okay but i don't even use pink lipstick" "well you should" "its light colour its not gonna appear" "well fuck 😒"

the process of kissing his face is wild, he would suggest to do his lips as the first place "KENNY HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THIS TREND IF YOU KEEP TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH ME" "ITS NOT MY FAULT"

after like2 hours you finally get the lipstick on his face. now the tiktok was even harder he wouldn't stop laughing. you'd give up and he apologises while laughing

thank god you guys were able to finish it under 1 hour it turned out really good, at the end of the video he kissed you and you wanted to cut that part but he said keep it for like and its true the comments were all about the kiss on the last clip

kyle

okay he too wanted to ask you first but he was kinda shy and waited for you to ask and you did!! woohoo for kyle

"kyle wanna do this" "OKAY" he insists on picking your lipstick and picks the ugliest colour like what 😐

to him there was no such thing as an ugly colour buy it didn't suit your face so no way.

the process of it was calm, he at first wanted to put on the lipstick for you but you looked like a clown has mans never put on lipstick??

he watches you as you kiss him and reapply lipstick and then kiss him again, he feels like a princess fr 🤭🤭

he hasn't seen his face yet so when you record and he saw his face he laughs out loud, "LMAO WHY DO I LIKE THAT??" "WDYM"

you would tell him to take off his hat which he refuses but you looked too cute, when it posted cartman was first to comment and you can already tell what he commented "ew gay" your followers defended you two though 🤭

stan

stan blushes internally when you ask him. "sure im down" DEEP DOWN HE WANTS KIDNAP YOY AND KEEP YOU TO HIMSELF

"what lipstick do you think matches me best, pink or red?" "id say my tip colour" "WHAT 😧"

he has to hold in the very urge to puke every time you kiss him because like you look so cute omg.

he looks in the mirror and is js like "damn, i did it". HE LOVES IT SOOOO MUCH YOU CAN TELL HE'S BLUSHING ONGG ‼️

he even directs you like "do here next, okay now here" its so cute 🤭🤭

when you record and the camera pans to him, he smiles and covers his face blushing bc he can't contain it. it was such a cute video and got iver 2 mil likes. cartman definitely commented "i bet you had to change your clothes 10 times"

cartman

"cartman lets do this" "what." "wdym? cmon its cute" "y/n no offense but that is the most gayest shit i've ever seen" " NO ITS NOT UTS CUTE" "my reputation is at stake if i do that be so for real" "okay I'm asking kyle then" "lets do it."

he actually been wanting to ask you for weeks now but doesn't know how so winwin. you take your absolute time picking your lipstick and he couldn't be more done with "hurry up this doesn't even effect anything" "shut up cartman if i use the right one people will ask what lipstick it is and i get views"

picking a lipstick was already a big deal just imagine the process "ew gay not on my lips" "cartman 😐" tbh he wish he could just make out with you rn but yk how mans is

now recording is even more a hassle "JUST SMILE IS IT SO HARD TO CRACK A SMILE" "NOT WHILE IM LOOKING LIKE THIS" the most he does is wipes your lipstick off and then he just gives a 🙄 look until the end of the video

the comments are just him getting teased at clydes commenting "NAHHH CAN'T BELIEVE HE AGREED TO THIS" kyles is "i can tell that this took a long time" and then wendys is "is that cartman or a clone of him". cartman is pissed af at the comment, he told you his reputation is at stake 😒.

he actually has it saved downloaded and also is his live wallpaper sooo.

butters

butters is the one who asked you this " um y/n can we do this? 😣" while twiddling his fingers, "OKAY"

he's all giddy and smily during the process, after every kiss his blushes intensifies and by the end of it he is just.. 🔴

even though it is the most simplest video ever he has to have a tutorial, he is asking questions for everything man, how do i wipe the lipstick, what do i do, do i smile when its on me , do i laugh??

you tell him what he thinks he should he and he starts kissing you bc rn the sexual tension between you two is intense (to him atleast, he thinks thinks hand holding is already intense)

everyone comments on how cute he is and yk how tiktok is so people comment "does he whimper" "submissive who?" and hes likw WHATTTTT 🧍

clyde

when you suggested this he nodded so hard his head probably was about to fall off. "clyde you wanna do this" "DO I???" ..... "well.. do you?" "i mean yeah it's like a way of- yes i wanna do it"

he loves any lipstick you wear so he lets you pick. after every kiss he looks in the mirror and kicks his feet giggling and you just stand there 🤨

he also tries to make it a makeout session like kenny, when you kissed on his lips he holds your neck and literally makes out with like cnon we have 9 more

when you first hit record and yk how the guy has to wipe your lipstick off, nah he grabbed you by the chin and slams his lips with yours "WHY DIS YOU DO THAT??" "its called content,you wouldn't know with your 9 likes and 70 views"

well you kept the clip and everyone in the comments were talking about it "need a boyfriend like you y/n" "why can't my boyfriend be like this" clyde is obviously gloating bc he had the idea.

tolkien

most romantic man you know, is the first to ask you. "y/n can we do this?" "OKAY BOO 😝"

"hmm which lipstick do you think babe?" "i think every lipstick makes you pretty, it doesn't matter if it doesn't suit you because in my eyes you look beautiful in anything ☺️" "what if i wore kim kardashians 2013 met gala dress" "might have to rethink what i said"

he smiles while you kiss him here and there, every once a while he kisses you back, it was such a cute moment for you two😝🤞🤞

when recording he looks at you while smiling during the whole video and it blew up fast because of that

"the way he looks at her" "wishing he was like this" "you got the bag that man is inlove", it blew in seconds fr

craig

"craig lets do-" "okay" "i didnt even ask you yet" "I'll do anything if its with you" "what if i asked you to have a threesome" ".....if its makes you happy idk.."

idk about you but i think he acts like he doesn't care but inside he is so happy you asked he's been wanting to ask you this but doesn't know how to start up the convo

he doesn't care what lipstick or where you kiss him, its just the way you press your lips on him and look at it then quickly reapply to do it again because it wasn't pigmented enough.

when recorded, he doesn't just wipe he makes you turn to face him by grabbing your chin, and he doesn't let go and just looks at you with those yk siren eyes.

people are simping over him ong "damn girlie share for us" "you mean OUR boyfriend" "tryna find someone as hot as him" and you are pissed fr he laughs at you cursing out the people, like bae dw my eyes only fo you 😝🤞

tweek

"tweek, wanna do this?" "but what if I can't remove the lipstick stain" "tweek what dw i have makeup remover" "WHAT IF THAT DOESN'T WORK 🤯🤯" "TWEEK"

okay so the lipstick may turn out ugly bc of how shaky he is but ITS OKAY BC ITS TWEEK DUH, "a-are you sure you dont want to redo this?" "tweek its fine"

he insists on redoing it the 2nd try turns our worse because he's even more twitchy because of how close you are☺️☺️☺️

his face is just red because he keeps wiping it off with his hands so you can redo it and its obvious too

recording it was so funny because you can't stop laughing at the smudge lipsticks

when posted the comments were so cute but... uh questionable some were "the way the smudges are so obvious 😭😭❤️" or "wishing my future relationship will be like this 🤭" and some were just "tip colour when?? 😜"

#south park #south park x y/n #south park x you #kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick x reader #south park x reader #kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski x reader #stan marsh x reader #stan marsh #eric cartman x reader #eric cartman #butters stotch #butters stotch x reader #clyde donovan x reader #clyde donovan #craig tucker x reader #craig tucker #tolkien black #tolkien x reader #tweek tweak #tweek x reader

[lxclerc]

𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 | 𝐜𝐥𝟏𝟔

summary... a new love triangle hits the internet note... something different for f1 tumblr faceclaim... lusya abramovskaya

liked by charlesleclerc, enews and 729,739 others

yourusername i won’t say i’m in love

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ynfan1 god is a woman

ynfan2 every time yn post i have to remind myself i’m straight

⤷ ynfan3 so is pasta till it gets wet ─ liked by yourusername

ynfan4 mother is mothering

f1fan1 charles?? what are you doing here buddy?

ynfan5 charles get tf off my gf’s page‼️

f1fan2 charlotte literally just posted a picture of her charles yesterday and man's out here liking some girl's pictures

⤷ ynfan6 i know you did not just call yn yln "some girl"

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cl16updates charles and charlotte in ibiza amid cheating rumors with supermodel yn yln

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charlesfan1 man's got bombastic rizz

ynfan1 YN?? HELLO??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE LOCA

charlesfan2 he may be a cheater but he's a hot cheater

charlesfan3 poor charlotte :(

charlesfan4 nah bc we aren't even sure it's charles in that picture 😭

⤷ charlesfan5 i mean let's be honest are we even surprise considering this man's dating history?

f1fan1 yn's got some real fucking nerve liking this picture tho like girl read the room 😭

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yourusername pour toujours ma fille tagged: charlottesiine

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ynfan1 OH MY FUCKING GOD-

f1fan1 excuse me THEYRE FRIENDS?

f1fan2 "forever my girl" but youre fucking her bf

ynfan2 not charles liking this 😭😭

⤷ ynfan3 mans has absolute ZERO SHAME

charlesleclerc mes anges 🤍 ─ liked by yourusername ─ liked by charlottesiine

⤷ ynfan4 BOY IF YOU DONT GET THE FUCK OFF-

charlottesiine mon amour 🤍 ─ liked by yourusername

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yourusername to hell with monogomy tagged: charlottesiine, charlesleclerc

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ynfan1 EXCUSE ME WHAT

ynfan2 OMFG SLAY WITH THE GAY ─ liked by yourusername

charlesfan1 IM SCREAMING AND THROWING UP OH GOD

f1fan3 THIS WAS NOT ON MY FUCKING BINGO CARD

pierregasly there is an alarming amount of caps on this comment section

ynfan3 gay!!! theyre all gay!!! everyone is gay

charlesfan2 AND WE ALL THOUGHT HE WAS CHEATING ON CHARLOTTE 😭

charlottesiine my home 🤍

⤷ yourusername i love you so much, my baby 🤍

⤷ charlesleclerc what about me? ☹️

⤷ yourusername tu sais que je t'aime autant 🤍

lewishamilton 🏳️‍🌈

⤷ yourusername lewis, if you're ever interested in becoming a 4th... you know where to find me

⤷ charlesleclerc yn????????

⤷ yourusername it's lewis mf hamilton, i had to shoot my shot

⤷ charlottesiine she has a point there, cha

⤷ charlesleclerc am i not enough for you guys?

⤷ yourusername you don't have seven world championships, do you? ─ liked by charlottesiine

⤷ lewishamilton 🤣🤣🤣

⤷ f1fan4 oh god im already in love with their chaotic energy

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[ariariari-freehounreal]

“🎵From my heart and from my hand, why don’t people understand my intentions?🎵”

They are so in love it’s insane.

Barney likes stickers bc he’s silly and he puts them on his helmet and he asked Gordon to steal a caution sticker from some dangerous radioactive thing for him and Gordon reluctantly did because he’s a real one.

They’re also both gay and trans men and t4t and autistic‼️‼️‼️‼️

#barney calhoun #half life #gordon freeman #freehoun #half life fanart #half life 2 #pre rescas #half life 1 #gordon x barney #I always draw the black mesa logo incorrectly on acci #dent #tag error #too lazy to change it #please look at them #the sillies #zest fest #johnny zest #zest #zesty #fruit #two men #t4t #AUTISM

[ecoamerica]

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[mono-dot-jpeg]

tank moment - mauga

summary; title slightly irrelevant, i wanted to be funny. iykyk

genre/extra tags; headcanons/bullet fic, i talk about mauga hcs i thought of on the fly, reader is implied to be a support character, reader is also part of talon group, fluff, i only know the bare minimum about him and that's all i need baby, is this platonic or romantic idk

[gender neutral reader] [canon typical violence mentioned]

a/n; im back on my overwatch era. it never really ended but, i want to write about him, mauga, the beloved. typing this on my phone and finishing on my computer if anything seems wonky shhh dont tell me i'll relive that mistake for days

also this is a somewhat lightly reseached- aka not fully accurate/detailed work. i briefly mention samoan culture and if it offends or if it's a mistake, please tell me and i will erase those parts asap.

[support me and buy a kofi]

🗣 ALRIGHT SO ‼️

i've been watching and playing with/against mauga since the trial to play him came out and god i love him

but he's kind of easy to counter (im an ana main, nade is fucking broken but that's just anti heal things) and his ult is annoying

anyways

every tank needs their heal bot to keep em up

you just happen to be mauga's heal bot KDJSJSJ

(baptiste is too probably but not really)

he's a really smug guy

no one really knows that bc he sounds so upbeat and nice

but he loves to tease you, poke at you bc he knows that you will answer to him most of the time and entertain him in conversation

you and him are probably in your world even when you're both in talon tbh

he does his own thing and you just happen to join in

(he totally baits you to join his plans and you both know it)

he's a chaotic and cunning man and you're his enabler

(sounds like me and my bestie tbh)

"a hero would sacrifice you to save the world but a villain would sacrifice the world to save you" type beat

he's lowkey possessive but we dont talk about that

jk we do talk abt it

he's your scary guard dog privileges

like that man is tall tall ‼️‼️

idk why but i dont really imagine him being like an openly sweet person

he keeps it private even with how loud he is

anyways

you know how he's on a yacht for his origin story and there's like a bunch of people who got destroyed by him?

yeah he would totally do that shit for u if you asked.

he would give you the best home but

"thanks for the new place and all but did you have to kill someone for it?"

"i mean come on! this place is nice! let's enjoy it!"

he's very "i'll do the dirty work, just sit back and look pretty." and then you're like, "yeah i could. but i won't."

dps support vibes for you ✨️

but also he's charging in most of the time so, there's not much time to dps support KDHDJDJJD

he's like the kool aid man bursting in through the walls /j

cough

back to the hcs here...

he's so tall and big, he would totally let you hang off his back like nunu and wilump (from league, yeah i play league dont remind me totally gonna write for heartsteel soon tm)

also he's literally the greatest heated blanket (ahead of roadhog)

he's so stronk and wowowowow im so gay i love him

when you're surrounded by some enemies, he's charging in, slamming the ground and carrying you with ease as he keeps you safe while destroying any enemies who even tried to touch you

ugh

despite his lack of pda, he's a very actions over words.

he's so silly

chivalry isn't dead when he breaks into a jewelry store for u 😍😍

if you ever have those crazy thoughts about crime, he's totally gonna enable you and let you reign havoc on god knows what.

love language is actions and gift giving. enough said.

when he gives you a hug, he's so fucking warm omg

i said it before and i'll say it again, he's the best heated blanket, literal furnace

bad for the people who sweat easily though (ahem me lowkey)

one the off-days where it's just a day off and relaxing, he's taking care of you well !!

when you're on talon missions, since he can't run around as easily unless he gets the okay but you do keep him company until then

he likes to protect but he loves destroying people

he knows you're able to care for yourself, so he can go crazy whenever, and he loves that.

he also loves watching you get mad or angrily passionate

"yes go, la'u ma’asoama!" (my rock/stone, get it? bc his name means mountain)

he is a really good hype man. even if you're the one in the wrong.

god I WISH I LOOKED UP MORE ABOUT HIM ARGBHYKFJ

soon (tm)

someday i'll write more.

#overwatch x reader #overwatch 2 x reader #overwatch mauga #mauga x reader #overwatch mauga x reader #overwatch #overwatch 2 #overwatch fluff #overwatch headcanons

[autisticlancemcclain]

this is me asking you about your popstar lance au ‼️

i love u for asking & marry me also.

SO.

lance has an affinity for music.

partially this is canon. but also jeremy shada is a musician so. i KNOW his voice is good and i KNOW he can play bass and guitar and keyboard too i think. basically he’s his own band.

in my head, dicking around on instruments is just smth he’s always done. one time when he’s like twelve he records a christmas song for his mama and she LOVES it, like she shows all her friends, and lance is teased by his older siblings (mamas favourite lol) but veronica notices that he’s quite quietly….happy is not the right word?? the weight that seems to follow him lifts for a while. so she makes some offhandedly comments that damn, patito, as much as ur a goober ur one of the few people whose voice sounds really good when it’s recorded. just to plant the seed u know.

and since lance is like early teens and the youngest and easily manipulated it WORKS, and lance starts actually hesitantly trying to make and record his own music.

of course he’s too insecure and embarrassed to like TELL anybody. (veronica is not a dumbass and can fully see it happening. she just keeps to herself and resolves to find him and be an anonymous fan and never EVER let him find out) and he’s a tv obsessed nerd so he’s like omg i have to have a secret name??so his dweeb ass chooses JAVELIN 😭😭 cause. yknow.

lance.

anyways.

he writes songs as javelin for YEARS and he gets like bo burnham success he goes viral QUICKLY. and he gets a twitter account to have fun with. BUT…he never posts his face. just his music. (and social media presence lol).

anyways i have more details. but i like to imagine lance is in space and the team gets to talking about like pop culture and music and stuff and pidge mentions an artist that she loves, javelin, and lance is like lol do i have news for you.

some other random details:

- as lance gets older his twitter gets more batshit insane ala jaboukie and he gets banned like four times lol

- he does eventually tell veronica. one day he collects a bunch of her pining gay texts and writes a song and asks her to sing it. bc it’s lesbian as hell. she does and it’s one of his most famous (based off a real song i’m obsessed w)

- while he’s away at space someone literally figures out who he is. they connect his disappearance w the disappearance of lance esposita-mcclain, garrison airforce cadet, and their debunking youtube video gets like MILLIONS of views and half of the viewers agree half don’t. it’s this giant conspiracy. first tweet on javelin’s account (made on the lions as they touch down on earth literally the second his phone connects to data lol) after YEARS of total radio silence is a link to the video and the caption “well damn” lol

#tentatively TENTAIVELY tagging this as a wip bc i may come back to it #this has been in my head for four (4) years #there are a lot of random details up there #ask #javelin au #wip #longpost

[akairokara]

when im a ghostpilled trickmaxxer. Is this anything

(closeups under the cut)

first off my fave image of the whole bunch… they’re celebrating lynne passing the detective exam‼️ cabanela just got back from a run or sth idk i just wanted to put him in a gay little outfit

THE GUY! in casual wear bc everyone in gt wears suits and looks good but what if pinterest pose reference cool guy outfit

UMMM uhhhh beauty. Anyway

silly cabs. he’s so off model here which is tragic bc i adore his portraits but babygirl ur proportions are wack as fuck. also i have a theory that he was designed with a normal quiff and shu takumi himself slapped a rooster comb fringe on it. Debate me on this i think you can see exactly where his hair would stop on the portrait if he was normal

anyway yayyy hectic few days but i just sat down and got these out bc i really want to learn to draw em

#hdhdjsksk had to finish one million tasks before i could draw them 🫶 #ghost trick #my art #cabanelaposting #fool speaks

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

THIS IS NOT A GENUINE HEADCANON OF MINE BUT IM CACKLING OVER THE IDEA I GOT INSPIRATION FROM MY LIFE AND A TIKTOK VIDEO

So like

So

Everyone lives up north in the US like Ohio or some shit bc it's weird and that's a Remus vibe

Oh boy it's highschool ‼️ and this new kid moves to town and joins their school blah blah Virgil does NOT talk. Bro does not say one word to anyone. He sits there and does his work with headphones in and has not spoken all year. and Remus (much to everyone else's annoyance) has the fattest hallway crush on him. Everyone is annoyed by it. Like Remus you haven't even heard the man speak yet. Maybe he's a dickhead. But eventually. EVENTUALLY.

There is a class presentation. Virgil has to present.

He comes to the front of the class, panicking so hard he's Calm™, opens his mouth, and has the THICKEST SOUTHERN ACCENT—

Virgil is y'allternative. Someone asks a dumb question and he stares before saying no hesitation point blank "That 'bout the dumbest question I 'ad ever hear. You got rocks in your brain?" (Quoted from my Nana ty Nana)

Que Remus' crush getting so much bigger because HELLO?

That's my silly goofy funny low-key inspired by various points in my life idea that has had me in tears for about five minutes laughing at the surprise factor of everyone finding out and Remus falling worse head over heels

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Okay but I'm fucking cackling at this entire concept holy shit it's beautiful XD Ree makes it known loud and clear how Gay he is for an Emo he knows literally nothing about and the moment he hears the Southern Accent he's A W O O G A ing so hard to the point where he gets himself a Detention Speedrun XD

#lo can no longer have y'allshood rights it's vee's time to shine with y'allternative XD #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #sanders sides #asks #answers #👑 anon #not a countdown